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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Gamefreak on December 20, 2007, 02:24:27 PM

Title: Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: Gamefreak on December 20, 2007, 02:24:27 PM
As we all know, Britney Spears is a total screw-up.  But now, her 15/16 year old sister is pregnant.  There seems to be something wrong with this family.

Looks like their mom is 0 for 2.
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: darkphantomime on December 20, 2007, 02:25:54 PM
It's what we call White Trash.  Welcome to the south.
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: DW on December 20, 2007, 02:50:51 PM
Her sister? The Disney actress?

SCAAAAAANDALOUS!
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: Commodore Axilon on December 20, 2007, 02:55:04 PM
Why is this news again?

oh wait that's right society is completely messed up olololol
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: darkphantomime on December 20, 2007, 02:56:02 PM
Remember the Starlet of High School Musical?

SCAAAANDALOOOUS!!!

Going off Topic for a sec. If they blame drugs for being destructive to society, then shouldn't we allow drugs because, you know, society is already messed up/damaged beyond repair? :-\

*Recalls Nixon*

"Pot is Public Enemy No. 1!"
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: MagmarFire on December 20, 2007, 02:58:30 PM
Quote from: Commodore Grinch on December 20, 2007, 02:55:04 PMoh wait that's right society is completely messed up olololol

I can't really disagree with you there... >>
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: DW on December 20, 2007, 03:09:56 PM
I know, people care more about what these spoiled immoral people do than their own lives. I just think it's hilarious that every preteen girl in the world looks up to her and now she's poppin' children out.
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: Commodore Axilon on December 20, 2007, 03:13:04 PM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on December 20, 2007, 02:56:02 PM
Going off Topic for a sec. If they blame drugs for being destructive to society, then shouldn't we allow drugs because, you know, society is already messed up/damaged beyond repair? :-\

I hear that anarchy is the new black this season.
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: darkphantomime on December 20, 2007, 03:13:13 PM
You'd be surprised how many preteen girls are popping kids out.
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: Gamefreak on December 20, 2007, 03:17:06 PM
It is sad that these people get so much attention for being different people, while honest hardworking Americans will more than likely never be covered on the news for doing something good.

Example

Citizen A: Volunteers at the homless shelter, donates a good amount of his money to charity, is active in his church will more than likely never make national news.

Britney Spears: SHE ATTACKED SOMEONE!  SHE'S DRUNK(Again)!  OH MY GOOOOODDD!!!!
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: darkphantomime on December 20, 2007, 03:23:07 PM
The Modern press is attracted to what it thinks will generate the most 'publicity' for the sake of 'advertisiers'. The Real World and REAL NEWS means nothing to the  Union of Capitalist Commercial Republics.

In other news tonight, why does Fox  News show much cleavage while supposedly 'denouncing' this stuff, but keeps showing it anyway?

Stay Tuned to find out!
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: MagmarFire on December 20, 2007, 03:27:00 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on December 20, 2007, 03:17:06 PM
It is sad that these people get so much attention for being different people, while honest hardworking Americans will more than likely never be covered on the news for doing something good.

Example

Citizen A: Volunteers at the homless shelter, donates a good amount of his money to charity, is active in his church will more than likely never make national news.

Britney Spears: SHE ATTACKED SOMEONE!  SHE'S DRUNK(Again)!  OH MY GOOOOODDD!!!!

Well, those are news programs for you: they're businesses. Remember, money makes the world go 'round for some really stupid reason.
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: Rev Rabies on December 20, 2007, 05:45:13 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on December 20, 2007, 03:27:00 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on December 20, 2007, 03:17:06 PM
It is sad that these people get so much attention for being different people, while honest hardworking Americans will more than likely never be covered on the news for doing something good.

Example

Citizen A: Volunteers at the homless shelter, donates a good amount of his money to charity, is active in his church will more than likely never make national news.

Britney Spears: SHE ATTACKED SOMEONE!  SHE'S DRUNK(Again)!  OH MY GOOOOODDD!!!!

Well, those are news programs for you: they're businesses. Remember, money makes the world go 'round for some really stupid reason.

If only it were the good ol days were to get your car tuned up you had to trade 5 chickens and a bushel of tomatoes, and you'd get a good butt whoopin thrown in free, why? to keep your mind straight
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: Zelda Veteran on December 20, 2007, 06:15:11 PM
I wasn't surprised by this. In fact, I horrified my sister the other day(I didn't know she was listening) when I was talking with my mom. She told me that Jamie Spears was pregnant, and I said "That doesn't surprise me. Its only a matter of time before the same crap happens to Hannah Montanna." And my sister busted in and screamed at me, and my mom was trying to calm her down and stuff :P
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: MagmarFire on December 20, 2007, 06:23:52 PM
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on December 20, 2007, 06:15:11 PM
I wasn't surprised by this. In fact, I horrified my sister the other day(I didn't know she was listening) when I was talking with my mom. She told me that Jamie Spears was pregnant, and I said "That doesn't surprise me. Its only a matter of time before the same crap happens to Hannah Montanna." And my sister busted in and screamed at me, and my mom was trying to calm her down and stuff :P

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Touché!!! :P :P :P :P :P

Boy, I can just see it: Hannah Montanna getting pregnant, and your saying to your sister, "I told you so!" Yeah. I'll be waiting for when that happens. :P
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: Zelda Veteran on December 20, 2007, 06:40:59 PM
That would rock. Disney would be disgraced as well. Hmm... This absolutely HAS to happen! :P
Anyone know where she lives? ::)
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: darkphantomime on December 20, 2007, 07:02:19 PM
I do, though I'm pretty sure that you would be repulsed by her. So would I. That just leaves...

Oh, SHIKA!!
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: MagmarFire on December 20, 2007, 07:02:21 PM
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on December 20, 2007, 06:40:59 PM
That would rock. Disney would be disgraced as well. Hmm... This absolutely HAS to happen! :P
Anyone know where she lives? ::)

Are you implying what I think you're implying!? :o (http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n71/MagmarFire/WTF.jpg)

Dude, that's just wrong. :P
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: darkphantomime on December 20, 2007, 07:05:31 PM
How about what I was implying?
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: Zelda Veteran on December 20, 2007, 08:00:50 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on December 20, 2007, 07:02:21 PM
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on December 20, 2007, 06:40:59 PM
That would rock. Disney would be disgraced as well. Hmm... This absolutely HAS to happen! :P
Anyone know where she lives? ::)

Are you implying what I think you're implying!? :o (http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n71/MagmarFire/WTF.jpg)

Dude, that's just wrong. :P

:P :P :P
She's probably pretty cool off stage, but Disney makes her look terrible. But if she's really just that way, it would be a little creepy... nobody is THAT happy. And how would my sister react to finding out how she got pregnant? XDD
She'd probably start cutting herself... on the face. Her hero reduced to a whore. How fitting.
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 20, 2007, 08:52:27 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru_Nara on December 20, 2007, 02:50:51 PM
Her sister? The Disney actress?

SCAAAAAANDALOUS!
Think Nickelodeon instead.

Also, Shika has his sights on a different woman. ^_~
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: DW on December 21, 2007, 10:00:17 AM
QuoteHer hero reduced to a whore. How fitting.

I just realized, mix up the letters in hero and add a w and you spell whore...Anyways, moving on.

Sorry, HNS, but tell Sheila I have more important business to attend to. I'll probably die of utter phail-edness when faced with such a horrific task, but it's my patriotic duty as a non-Disney viewing citizen of these great United States to try and rid our land of this abomination's influence over our impressionable, weak-minded little girls.

(Commodore, if you have any kind of patriotic pic to throw in, I'll send you the video :))
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 21, 2007, 10:10:33 AM
What makes you think she was interested in you in the first place? :P
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: darkphantomime on December 21, 2007, 11:17:53 AM
Quote from: HNS on December 20, 2007, 08:52:27 PM
Also, Shika has his sights on a different woman. ^_~

I vote we send Hannah Montana a little 'present' of sorts. To the Tune of...

"It's raining MEN!"
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: Commodore Axilon on December 21, 2007, 12:13:14 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru_Nara on December 21, 2007, 10:00:17 AM
(Commodore, if you have any kind of patriotic pic to throw in, I'll send you the video :))

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/patreeotik.gif)

I win.

Also, you wanna send her gay people, JQ?

lol wut (http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/psyduck.gif)
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: darkphantomime on December 21, 2007, 12:31:05 PM
The more men, the more turned on she'll be. The more turned on she is, the more likely she'll...

Well, you get the general idea.
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: Zelda Veteran on December 21, 2007, 02:06:01 PM
. . .

Miley Sirus is a teen pop-singing sensation, and she's slowly clawing her way to the top. Reaching the peak of her career, she has one obstacle in way:

The Desert Colossus.

In a world where a small online Zelda community plots to overthrow her career and her life- Miley must surmount all the odds, and ZV's schmexiness to dodge the bullet that TDC is so viciously shooting at her(hopefully nailing her in the head, and saving us the trouble).
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: darkphantomime on December 21, 2007, 02:40:47 PM
Who's Miley Sirus? Your sister? :-\
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: Zelda Veteran on December 21, 2007, 02:51:16 PM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on December 21, 2007, 02:40:47 PM
Who's Miley Sirus? Your sister? :-\
Its Hannah Montanna's real name.
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: Fishalicious on December 21, 2007, 04:15:14 PM
My friend and I want to send Jamie Lynn a condom in the mail with a letter attached that says "LEARN TO USE THIS. :|"

But we'd be sued. u_u
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: MagmarFire on December 21, 2007, 04:27:31 PM
Not if you leave your personal information undisclosed. XD
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: DW on December 21, 2007, 07:42:26 PM
I love you Commodore. Here, you get a gold star.

(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w33/jackals_incarnation/goldstar.jpg)

Anyways, ZV, it's Miley CYRUS.
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: darkphantomime on December 21, 2007, 07:49:00 PM
Wait, wait... Isn't it the GUY who's supposed to learn how to use it?

OOH FEMALE CONDOMS!

nvm, kai, thxbai
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: Commodore Axilon on December 21, 2007, 08:01:51 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru_Nara on December 21, 2007, 07:42:26 PM
I love you Commodore. Here, you get a gold star.

(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w33/jackals_incarnation/goldstar.jpg)

HELLS TO THE YEAH

Anyway, do you really think she's that smart, JQ? Do you really?
Title: Re:Some people should just have procreation taken away from them...
Post by: darkphantomime on December 21, 2007, 08:06:06 PM
*looks down*

No... no, she's not...