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Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: Hi no Seijin on December 26, 2007, 10:34:28 PM

Title: Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 26, 2007, 10:34:28 PM
Order something else, you babies!

losers
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Commodore Axilon on December 26, 2007, 10:39:56 PM
The one with the emo kid was hilarious.

...If only because it had an emo kid, which I find hilarious.

Edit: On second thought, I don't even think emos eat food.

zomg impostor
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Zelda Veteran on December 26, 2007, 10:58:56 PM
I don't think those were real 8)
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 26, 2007, 11:06:16 PM
Real or fake, it's still pretty pathetic.  I mean, one greasy burger tastes the same as any other greasy burger, right?
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Commodore Axilon on December 26, 2007, 11:15:14 PM
A Whopper is not just some "greasy burger," it's, like, better...or something.

...

Man, I don't know. But you saw the people! They were ready to throw down some fisticuffs. Old school.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Fishalicious on December 27, 2007, 08:49:44 AM
I love the commercials, honestly, if only to watch them freak out.

I HATE SQUARE BURGERS. )<

And greasy burgers taste slightly different. I'd get mad, only because a BigMac/Wendy Burger is way less meat than a Whopper.

And a White Castle Burger is even smaller.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Takun on December 28, 2007, 01:20:12 PM
Obviously you have no experiance in the art of ze burger. Every burger is different.
Wendy's:Hot, not so juicy.
Big Mac: So mind numbingly delicious but horrible for your heart. The god of burgers.
Wopper: An imposter that is slowly creeping up on the Big Mac. Demigod of burgers.
Trust me, when I saw that comercial, I was getting my shoes on and telling my dad to start the car while I looked for my revolver.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 28, 2007, 01:27:51 PM
While it may be my bias against fast food talking, it's still not that big a deal.  Burger King has other items on their menu, and the fact that those people couldn't just order something else is really pathetic.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Takun on December 28, 2007, 01:30:23 PM
Yeah, especially the lady that got mad and said, can I speak to the manager please?
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Commodore Axilon on December 28, 2007, 01:33:18 PM
Who says they didn't? You realize the Whopper is the item that pretty much defines Burger King, right? Now it's apparently gone and these people'd like to know why! How can you, a self-defined fast food racist, tell these people what to do with their hard earned American cash? Who do you think you are?

in other words: people shouldn't take fast food commercials this seriously

k thx bai
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Takun on December 28, 2007, 01:37:16 PM
I say we combine the wopper big mac and wendy burger to make a delicious burger and that was americas main food source so it never ran out.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Commodore Axilon on December 28, 2007, 01:39:28 PM
Until they all died of massive heart failure, of course.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 28, 2007, 01:39:36 PM
Quote from: Commodore Scorpio on December 28, 2007, 01:33:18 PMWho do you think you are?
I think I'm the guy with the axe who is the voice of reason.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: darkphantomime on December 28, 2007, 02:04:38 PM
would someone mind giving the links to the vids? Not all of us watch TV, you know.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Takun on December 28, 2007, 03:04:49 PM
well at least then wed all die together. ;)
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Commodore Axilon on December 28, 2007, 05:27:56 PM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on December 28, 2007, 02:04:38 PM
would someone mind giving the links to the vids? Not all of us watch TV, you know.

Ach, mein Linken! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMOPj6-4nDU)

What, do you live in a cave or something?
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: darkphantomime on December 28, 2007, 05:48:03 PM
That's one way of putting it.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Keaton on December 28, 2007, 07:50:24 PM
You got a problem with people living in caves?

By the way, JQ, you left the boulder to yours open last night, and I could hear everything that went on...

But anyway, I really like the Whopper commercials... especially the guy who says "Get me a Whopper! at the end of the commercials.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Rev Rabies on December 29, 2007, 10:47:30 AM
And then the king comes out and is all like "JK! HAV FRE3 WH0PP3R!"
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Zelda Veteran on December 29, 2007, 03:58:54 PM
Quote from: Commodore Scorpio on December 28, 2007, 01:39:28 PM
Until they all died of massive heart failure, of course.
Obiece Maurice: "I'm gonna die how I lived!"
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Mysterious F. on January 01, 2008, 04:43:20 PM
This reminds me, recently, I saw a TV show about the worlds funniest commercials. The one I liked the best was this food commercial:

This is the best f***** meal you've ever had.

*Describes food for about 15 seconds*

So much taste for a f***** meal. You never would have guessed a f***** meal had so much flavor.

Frozen... doesn't have to be a bad word.


It was hilarious.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 01, 2008, 04:46:22 PM
This is a topic for bad commericals, not one filled with lulz.  You fail.

gtfo mah intarwebz!
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Takun on January 01, 2008, 05:50:53 PM
I hate that pepper comercial where the little boy say,
"More pepper madame muzelle?" of course its a baby hes speaking to so for the next 5 minuets he stands there saying
"Madame Muzelle?"

Make me want to punch an infant child.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 01, 2008, 06:02:52 PM
The boy's what, five years old?  They always have a skewed sense of reality.  Watching Rugrats has probably made him think babies can talk.

The newest Burger King commercials, on the other hand....They're grown people.  They shouldn't be throwing hissy fits in public.  Shame on them.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on January 01, 2008, 09:05:13 PM
Speaking of bad commercials, I think the Cadillac CTS commercials where they say "When you turn your car on, does it return the favor?" is really annoying for some reason.  Maybe its because the actor/actress are like snooty rich people saying they are better than everyone.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 01, 2008, 09:08:37 PM
Funny.  I thought that they were doing it with the cars.  A very disturbing image that I spent very little time imagining.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on January 01, 2008, 09:20:24 PM
Yeah, that's the other thing I don't like about it.  It's sounds too sexual.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: DW on January 01, 2008, 09:26:33 PM
You think THAT was sexual? What about the Carls Jr. Paris Hilton commercial?

oh mai gaw-yud!
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 01, 2008, 09:30:30 PM
Heard about it.  Never saw it.  Thankfully.  Nothing good can come from Paris Hilton.

Maybe except for jokes aimed at her.
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: DW on January 01, 2008, 09:34:20 PM
and the video's not all that bad either... ::)

THERE, I SAID IT, OKAY!?!?! QUIT JUDGING ME!!!
Title: Re:Whopper Freakout (or Other Bad Commericals)
Post by: Rev Rabies on January 02, 2008, 07:41:16 AM
To DW: I think those commercials are FTW for the inuendo *waits for scrubs reference*