Here's My Proof (http://www.funweddings.com/index.php?p1=Tacheon+Black&p2=The+Desert+Colossus+Forums&who=groom&wit=Dr.+Witness&action=3&Submit=Click+Here+For+Your+Marriage+Certificate)
I was married to TDC Forums, and now I'm divorcing you. Give me half of the site's earnings, half of the boards, and I also want full custody of JQ Pickwick.
Grounds for divorce? Gamefreak hit me.
Maybe if Tacheon stopped bugging him about leaving the seat down...
Hey look, I don't look before I sit, and it's a very unpleasant feeling!
man what
how can you be married to an intertron message board
that does not make sense
unless you are also an intertron message board then it is only slightly less nonsensical what with you being apparently sapient and all
Actually, I was only a man pretending to be a manputer. But TDC was young, and foolish. Luckily, I have no shame.
Why are you telling people that I hit you!?!?!?!?!?
TDC's falling apart and it's all Walt Disney's fault!!!!! :(
WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :'(
*coughhannahmontannacoughcough*
So i was the witness then?
Oh yea, that was one crazy reception, I brought my wife SexyChick with me
I don't want to go to Gamefreak! D:
Don't worry hns, you signed your soul to me remember?
. . .
"Does not fempute."
~Futurama
And this one guy actuallt BET his soul to me, and he lost. I actually hold his soul XD
Um, wow is all I have to say.
Oh mai gah! Who should I sell my soul to? But obviously there was a reason for sai hit. The plot thickens.
Quote from: Dr. Woodland Critter Christmas on December 29, 2007, 10:41:39 AM
Don't worry hns, you signed your soul to me remember?
No. Did I hand over my memory as well? I can't seem to recall doing so.
*looks at topic name*
*looks at topic*
*runs*
Don't worry, we're only joking.
Or are we?
oooooOOOOOOOOooooo
I hope it is, because I want my soul back.
You hear me, Doctor! Give me back mah soul! >=0
As long as I get to keep Commodore, JQ and Shikamaru.
You can have Doctor.
Quote from: Tacheon Alexander Black on December 28, 2007, 09:35:35 PM
Here's My Proof (http://www.funweddings.com/index.php?p1=Tacheon+Black&p2=The+Desert+Colossus+Forums&who=groom&wit=Dr.+Witness&action=3&Submit=Click+Here+For+Your+Marriage+Certificate)
I was married to TDC Forums, and now I'm divorcing you. Give me half of the site's earnings, half of the boards, and I also want full custody of JQ Pickwick.
Grounds for divorce? Gamefreak hit me.
*Whistles Casually*
Quote from: Gamefreak on December 30, 2007, 06:39:30 PM
As long as I get to keep Commodore, JQ and Shikamaru.
You can have Doctor.
What about me?! D:
Oh, wait. You got a monkey to chop off my nose. I don't want to go with you.
And why is there a monkey going to chop off your nose? now thats just to random.
Actually, it isn't random if I put thought behind it. Which I did. Now if it was off the top of my mind, it would be random. But it isn't. So stop labeling everything I say as random, because a large majority of it isn't random.
Also, past tense, Jdog. As in it already happened.
Quote from: Hi no Senjin on December 30, 2007, 07:03:30 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on December 30, 2007, 06:39:30 PM
As long as I get to keep Commodore, JQ and Shikamaru.
You can have Doctor.
What about me?! D:
Oh, wait. You got a monkey to chop off my nose. I don't want to go with you.
See? So abusive...
Quote from: Gamefreak on December 30, 2007, 06:39:30 PM
As long as I get to keep Commodore, JQ and Shikamaru.
You can have Doctor.
He acts like he owns me! (http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/cry.gif)
Quote from: Dr. Woodland Critter Christmas on December 29, 2007, 08:58:47 AM
Oh yea, that was one crazy reception, I brought my wife SexyChick with me
No kidding, I think more people were staring at her than the bride.
QuoteUm, wow is all I have to say.
I applaud you, Jdog.
QuoteAs long as I get to keep Commodore, JQ and Shikamaru.
Well...can I still see Tacheon for Christmas? Then I get twice the presents!
I'm gone for a couple months and all the good souls are taken?!?!?
-___________________-
Suddenly Im not a good soul. Well, it doesnt really matter. Unless someone else goes to the topic entitleed, MY SOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUL, then Jackeon will have one the bid for my soul. Better go quick GF.
Quote from: Gamefreak on December 30, 2007, 06:39:30 PM
As long as I get to keep Commodore, JQ and Shikamaru.
You can have Doctor.
Yay! I get to go with Uncie Tacheon!
Quote
No kidding, I think more people were staring at her than the bride.
Yea, good thing we didnt take the lil doc, we hired PORNOMOVIES to watch the guy, luckily he signed the waver cuz my bloodthirsty boy bit off his middle finger, i wonder why
Quote from: Captain Price on December 30, 2007, 07:10:55 PM
And why is there a monkey going to chop off your nose? now thats just to random.
DON'T QUESTION MAH PARENTIN!!!!!!
this is why i wanted to go with tacheon
Oh, so no one argues over me? I see how it is.
We're playing poker to decide who gets you.
I bet Tacheon will win. I've played poker with him before. He flattened me.
Then again, I don't know how to play poker.
Pool's a way better game. I can totally play it. Not well, granted, but...
Oh, I must know the results, though.
Hmmm, who's keeping the house, though? I want my own room!
Hey! I want my own room! D:
I asked for one first. We could share a room, if you want... and don't mind staying up until 2 in the morning.
Sure, I could share a room. If you help keep it relatively clean. And if I get the top bunk if we have bunk beds.
Don't mind staying up until 2 in the morning? That's when all the good shows are on.
Well, I'll try to keep it clean the best I can. And don't worry, I can just sleep on the floor. That's where real men sleep.
Beds: Where real women sleep.
Ceilings: Were real lizard people sleep.
Unless you are an expert of the lulz, I declare that anyone who tries to take the above joke any further cookie-less.
*GASP* COOKIE-LESS!
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on December 31, 2007, 11:08:17 AM
Beds: Where real women sleep.
ZV's bed. Where real women sleep.
(Be thankful that I fixed that for you)
ZV's bed: Where real ugly women sleep.
There. Fixed that for you. ^_~
Quote from: Fisk on December 31, 2007, 09:47:39 AM
Oh, so no one argues over me? I see how it is.
Join the side of tacheon! my wife can teach you super awesome stuff!
/me is a sad ignored puppy.
you will be decided in a game of rocket louge
I go where ZV goes. I sold him my soul.
Hey, I got the Doctor and JQ. In my mind, I already won this fight.
Of course, I still love all of you, I just love them more. :D
*sniff* but..I made you a macaroni picture...
Oh, it was a picture? See, I just ate that thing...
This is why you don't use food in crafts.
Thanks for understanding, HNS. I'm glad you aren't bitter just because I like others more than I like you...
Oh, I'm bitter. I just know that I should keep it bottled up inside me.
Lol.
don't OWP please
What GF doesnt know Tacheon is i'm the only doc on the forums
Oh, great. Dr. has possessed Gamefreak...
*turns to other TDC members* Do any of you know anything about exorcism?
*steps forward*
I do in fact have a Ph.D. in Exorcismology.
This also regrettably means absolutely nothing.
*steps back*
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on December 29, 2007, 08:18:10 AM
*coughhannahmontannacoughcough*
OH NO, YOU'VE SEEN THE SHOW OF DOME! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Rome? He was talking about Hanah Montana.
^_~
Yes, about my "posession".
I left myself logged on to the Doctor's computer last night and he posted without knowing that it was me.
Yea... i thought you logged me back on but obviously you didnt
I found a good divorce lawyer.
(http://th119.photobucket.com/albums/o151/runcola/Phoenix%20Wright/th_ani-phoenix.gif)
I think he could probably help.
Don't allow it tacheon! not even the chewbacca defense can stop him!
I bet you Chuck Norris can.
Chuck Norris enforces the law, indeed, but roundhouse kicks aren't usually allowed in court.
This fellow also seems trustworthy.
(http://th153.photobucket.com/albums/s214/Zexeners/Courtroom%20Drama/Miles%20Edgeworth/th_ani-edgeworth-deskslam.gif)
FINALLY! Something Chuck Norris CAN'T do!
And because I am a rock, I travel from yard to yard to yard in America. I was in the backyard when I saw Gamefreak hit Tacheon. I'm a witness.
Quote from: Shikamaru_Nara on January 01, 2008, 03:25:44 PM
Chuck Norris enforces the law, indeed, but roundhouse kicks aren't usually allowed in court.
They should be. >>
Too bad he's probably busy spanking someone's girlfriend...
What?
(http://th262.photobucket.com/albums/ii91/Saralan_LJ/th_objection.gif)
Whocares, what motive do you have intruding on the privacy of my home?
QuoteThis fellow also seems trustworthy.
Gamefreak, WHO or WHAT exactly is he spanking? I don't think I would trust a pervert like that in a divorce case!
I'm a rock, and only living creatures count as citizens to the U.S. As a non-living thing, I'm not a citizen, so laws don't apply! ;D
(http://th262.photobucket.com/albums/ii91/Saralan_LJ/th_objection.gif)
If you are a non-living thing, as you explain yourself, then how do you explain the contradiction in your statement?
If you were non-living, how would you know that you're non-living?
...Does that mean HNS isn't a citizen?
He has feelings and opinions, too, you know. I'm going to sue the government for this horrible inequality.
Actually, it means HNS can do whatever he wants. :)
Oh. Gamefreak, if you knew the answer, you'd have to be destroyed on the spot. The planet of Gluglucoco has made it its job to destroy all who know the reality of life and not-life.
(http://th262.photobucket.com/albums/ii91/Saralan_LJ/th_objection.gif)
I'm a lawyer, you can't withhold evidence from this court. Now present it, or you'll be tried for contempt!
Quote from: Fisk on January 01, 2008, 03:35:53 PM
...Does that mean HNS isn't a citizen?
He has feelings and opinions, too, you know. I'm going to sue the government for this horrible inequality.
Vampires can be citizens. That's why I don't drink human blood; I would be charged with murder. Well, that, and human blood is sour.
Then all of humanity would be destroyed, and you'd be charged with causing the destruction of the human race.
Still want to know?
(http://th262.photobucket.com/albums/ii91/Saralan_LJ/th_objection.gif)
Just how does "learning" destroy humanity.
The defense would like to ask the witness to explain himself before making threats.
Learning knowledge is not dangerous. It's the application of that knowledge that is potentially fatal.
Then the witness should not assume that I will be harmed by this knowledge.
Quote from: Gamefreak on December 31, 2007, 09:59:28 PM
don't OWP please
What GF doesnt know Tacheon is i'm the only doc on the forums
What is OWP?
One Word Post. Quite frankly, since this is the Chatboard and all, you won't get in trouble for it, but it's still kind of annoying only seeing just "yeah." Yeah what?
I PLEAD THE SECOND AMENDMENT!!!
The right to bear arms?
Oh well, so long as it's a shotgun wedding, I'm there!
...
wait a minute
...
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE THUNK!
Hurray! Cookies for all!
Except Whocares. He tried to steal the Shikon Jewel from me.
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/monocle.gif)
The fiend.
dneif ehT
::)
tuw lol
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
(ie What is it? methinks)
QuoteThe right to bear arms?
Yay, someone else knows the amendments ;D
QuoteOh well, so long as it's a shotgun wedding, I'm there!
Okay, I'll call Bubba Jr. and have him bring Casey. Casey is his rifle.
I'm out. Fat balding rednecks disgust me.
......
Unless there are plenty of nice ladies there, then I'm game.
Err... Going on the assumption that their teeth AREN'T all crooked-y like.
Don't worry, we aren't inviting the French women.
Besides, I heard Bubba Jr.'s wife Josephine is quite a catch.
He married a fish
In all of this confusion, has anyone ever thought about who gets the Cadillac? If you can't decide, I can find someone to saw it in half for you.
Actually, I've come up with my idea.
I'll defend myself in court!!
It's suicide! Do it!
Can I smash the big hammer? :-\
Phoenix Wright did it.
Who's to say I can't?
Quote from: Gamefreak on January 02, 2008, 09:32:37 AM
Phoenix Wright did it.
Who's to say I can't?
But you lack the slicked-back spiky hair! You'll never survive!
Quote from: Shikamaru_Nara on January 02, 2008, 09:36:11 AM
Quote from: Gamefreak on January 02, 2008, 09:32:37 AM
Phoenix Wright did it.
Who's to say I can't?
But you lack the slicked-back spiky hair! You'll never survive!
DR. WE REQUIRE A HAIR STYLIST!!!
Quote from: Shikamaru_Nara on January 02, 2008, 09:36:11 AM
Quote from: Gamefreak on January 02, 2008, 09:32:37 AM
Phoenix Wright did it.
Who's to say I can't?
But you lack the slicked-back spiky hair! You'll never survive!
(http://th262.photobucket.com/albums/ii91/Saralan_LJ/th_objection.gif)
You have no way of proving what my hairstyle is.
I know you aren't a Japanese Anime character, and only then can you have such crazy hairstyles! Besides, you can't lie in court, so tell us; Do you have slicked back spiky hair?
(http://th262.photobucket.com/albums/ii91/Saralan_LJ/th_objection.gif)
What relevance does this have to the case your honor?
He's pressing the person making the statement
Overuled, continue Mr.Freak.
I'm already being represented by a chicken... sorry, guys.