Who wants it? Begin the bidding for my soul now!
I'm scared... :o
You should be. My soul is very valuable. A collectors peice. Things might get gruesome.
Um, ok? I'm so very confused right now. if its so precious, why are you starting bids on it? :o
Duh. So he can get a lot of loot and be filthy rich.
As for the bidding, I'll trade you my second soul. It comes with a built-in carrier pigeon. That's a very fair trade, and people would be hard put to come up with a better offer.
Unless you happen to be a Doctor of Truthinite.
I bid...
ONE TRILLION DOLLARS
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/9749/200pxthesimpsons5f14qa4.png)
I amend the last sentence of my previous post to include "or a Commodore."
I think you would have better luck putting your soul up on Ebay, which, as you know is run by Satan and his evil network of demons.
I'll give you a nickel. A very shiny nickel.
My clothes are worth a nickel!
I thought your clothes were worth a hundred dollars.
(Who gets the reference?)
Quote from: Hi no Senjin on December 30, 2007, 07:50:04 PM
My clothes are worth a nickel!
My clothes are worth 50 thousand million dollars. :D
You lose. Sorry. He you had ever watched the show, you would all know it's 'closest without going over'. A WinRAR is me!
HOLY CRAP A SHINY NICKEL!! Someone better come up with somethin quick b4 it goes to Jackeon!
...
Keine Plätzchen für Sie!
He's ruining my joke again. :'(
Oh, and JQ, I know I was making a reference to Futurama. Am I to take it you were as well?
Quote from: Hi no Senjin on December 30, 2007, 08:12:31 PM
...
Keine Plätzchen für Sie!
He's ruining my joke again. :'(
Oh, and JQ, I know I was making a reference to Futurama. Am I to take it you were as well?
Yeah, then it cuts to a scene of Fry naked XD
I'll wager the soul of Jonathan Nellis. He's going to hell, so his soul is no good to me. I'll trade you! At least then you'll have a soul :P
Quote from: Captain Price on December 30, 2007, 05:18:35 PM
Um, ok? I'm so very confused right now. if its so precious, why are you starting bids on it? :o
Ya. is naught leik u cud b joaking or anyting >:(
[Jdog loses 1 point]
Hmmm, thats tempting ZV. Then Id have a soul to barter with. :-\
On more bid, then I shall decide!
I bid whatever your heart desires. And i can fufill that after all i'm a Dr of Truth, and a whale biologist
It is decided. ZELDA VETRAN GETS MY SOOOOOOOOUUUUUL!!!!!!!
And I get another soul! Im going to see what Satin wants for it! *runs down the stairs to Hell* WEEEEEEEEEEE!
Yes!
QuoteDUN DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN
ZV got a CemeterySoldier's soul! Keep it in the status screen, it could come in handy!
I win =]
Seriously guys, being a soul collector is fun. I'm keeping mine, but I like collecting them. Its cool to say that you're a soul collector and be telling the truth too. :P
I'll tell John I traded his soul, and he'll start getting uneasy. Ever since he lost his soul to me, he's been in denial about it, but he takes me seriously when I tell him I'll send him to hell. (I wouldn't do that to the poor guy though). Don't worry dude, your soul is safe with me. I don't think I'll trade this one, but if I lose it in a bet, I'll let you know.
(I don't lose my bets)
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN!
CemetarySoldior got the soul of Jonathan Nellis! Keep it in the statis screen, it could come in handy!
My collection begins! I trust you with my soul!
Just a word of advise Cemetery Soldior. You're playing with souls now. This isn't a game. Be careful out there okay? My friend Kelsey has 7 souls in her hands. I hope I can catch up to her some day, but that doesn't mean I want to risk your soul. If you ever reconsider(and I still have it) I'll trade you your soul back alright? Good luck. Let your Soul collection begin!
how could you pick whatever ZV offered over anything? anything could be anything, even another soul, and i know how much you've wanted one
ZV just offered you a soul. I offered you a soul with a carrier pigeon. How could you take his lame soul over my superior one?! D:
Quote from: Hi no Senjin on December 31, 2007, 12:00:37 PM
ZV just offered you a soul. I offered you a soul with a carrier pigeon. How could you take his lame soul over my superior one?! D:
Losers :p
He obviously doesn't want your nasty pigeon pooping all over his soul collection. And you guys weren't even serious, I'm being dead serious here :P :P
Well, if you want Hi no Senjin, I can give you my kitty cat's soul for yours. If it will make you feel better.
Quote from: CemetarySoldior on December 31, 2007, 12:43:56 PM
Well, if you want Hi no Senjin, I can give you my kitty cat's soul for yours. If it will make you feel better.
Whoa! :O
How do you obtain the soul of an animal? Please tell me! :D
I've been looking for an answer to that one for a long time. Its not in the book, and none of my soul collector friends know how either.
Quote from: CemetarySoldior on December 31, 2007, 12:43:56 PM
Well, if you want Hi no Senjin, I can give you my kitty cat's soul for yours. If it will make you feel better.
I love cats. You have yourself a deal. *hands over soul and carrier pigeon*
*scratches chin*
::)
You don't think that... maybe... well...
Hmmm...
ZV would you trade your souls for this shiny penny?
Quote from: Bboy on December 31, 2007, 12:59:46 PM
*scratches chin*
::)
You don't think that... maybe... well...
Hmmm...
ZV would you trade your souls for this shiny penny?
I'll never trade my own soul.
And no, a soul is worth countless "pennies".
I only work with souls.
What about my stapler's soul?
Or my dog, he's not been well behaved latelly.
Quote from: Bboy on December 31, 2007, 01:06:06 PM
What about my stapler's soul?
Or my dog, he's not been well behaved latelly.
If you have JDog's soul, I'll take it.
*steals soul*
Here ya go!
':D
has noone ever seen/read ghost rider? you can't steal souls, they have to be bound to you in a contract!
Quote from: Dr. Woodland Critter Christmas on December 31, 2007, 01:41:42 PM
has noone ever seen/read ghost rider? you can't steal souls, they have to be bound to you in a contract!
Strictly Hollywood. It has no significance in the actual process. Souls are not limited to parchment. Think about it, if that were the case, then when people sell their soul to the devil, they would have to meet with him and sign a contract. Doesn't sound realistic does it?
Quote from: Bboy on December 31, 2007, 01:18:17 PM
*steals soul*
Here ya go!
':D
You cannot steal a soul, unless you take that person's life before their time on Earth naturally ends. In other words you'd have to murder someone, which is a little too much of a risk, for me anyways.
Are you kidding, ZV? Jdog won't even know it's missing, so of course he can steal it without killing Jdog first. :P
Quote from: Hi no Senjin on December 31, 2007, 01:48:22 PM
Are you kidding, ZV? Jdog won't even know it's missing, so of course he can steal it without killing Jdog first. :P
:P
JDog was not here to defend himself, and therefore loses a point.
[JDog loses 1 point]
And no, no, you can pretend and everything, but you have to have his consent somehow or another.
Zv, you lose 10 points for insulting nick cage
[ZV loses 10 points}
Next you lose another point for trying to make up rules for soul stealing, there has to be a contract, souls cannot be taken without consent of the owner
[zv loses one point]
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN!
I got Hi no Senjin's soul! Keep it in the soul collection menu, it may come in handy.
*hands over kitty cat's soul* thank you for your buisness.
And ZV, getting a pets soul is quite simple. You beet them at a game of cards. The hard part is getting them to play cards, and bartering their soul.
Dr.Rabies, ZV is right. Those are the rules. If only Nick Cage knew.
Quote from: Dr. Rabies on December 31, 2007, 02:00:38 PM
Next you lose another point for trying to make up rules for soul stealing, there has to be a contract, souls cannot be taken without consent of the owner
[zv loses one point]
I don't make the rules, I'm just following them. >:(
And I don't know how you got your cat to do that, but what ever. I wouldn't sell my cat's soul, cuz I wuv her.
Oh no they arent, this is the first time i've heard of these farfetched rules
Quote from: Dr. Rabies on December 31, 2007, 02:19:42 PM
Oh no they arent, this is the first time i've heard of these farfetched rules
Because you ARE NOT A COLLECTOR.
Dur dur dur!!!
I've never heard the rules of Cricket, because I don't play the sport. Its the same thing.
I wuv my cat too, but he didnt need it. Hes dead. I have other kitties now too. Theyre currently deciding whether or not to play a "friendly" game of poker.
THATs NOT HOW HE SAYS IT!
It's dee followed by dee followed by dee
and can you cite a source for these rules, because i can refer to you a great handbook on the rules of cricket
Through recent events, I must side with Doctor. You need a contract. Trust me, this is a guy who signed his soul over to the Doctor himself.
Or so he told me. I do feel soulless, and he's the only person I would trust me soul to, so it must be true.
Well ive never used a contract but if it will make you feel better.
I *fill in name* hereby give CemetarySolior my soul to do with what he pleases. I also give him this uber Carrier Pidgeon, *carrier pidgeon's sig*. Sincerly and truly,
*fill in name again* and *carrier pidgeon's name again*
There you go. Fill it out accordingly.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/19/Walter_Pidgeon_cph_3b24937.jpg/220px-Walter_Pidgeon_cph_3b24937.jpg)
CARRIER PIDGEON
Who is that?
Walter Pidgeon, obscure Canadian actor.
i was assuming you had spelled "pigeon" incorrectly in my joke you see
Oh, lol. Maybe I have his soul? Hmm. I should check.
you can't have hns's soul, for i own it, and if you havent use a contract, how do you own any souls?
He has a fake soul.
Oh, and *fills out contract to give over fake soul*
Don't worry, Doctor, you still have my real soul.
Well since I got Jonathan Nellis soul from ZV I dont need a contract. I just used a contract to get Pidgeon and Hi no Senjin's soul, and thats all I have currently. And yes, I own HNS' fake second soul.
Nice lolcat pics though. Icanhasacheeseburger.com rules
no it doesnt, lolcats.com rules
and you needed to sign a contract giving your soul to him, and he needed a contract to get jonny boy's soul, so you have a soulless animals soul and a fake soul, good for you, you lose a point
[CS loses 1 point]
lolcats and icanhasacheeseburger are the same. And a contract is not necesary. I only did it to make HNS feel better. All my souls are legit. Whats with the points?! Did I miss a meeting on the points?!
No, put Shika is keeping track of them. He's pondering whether or not to start a scoreboard topic.
Ok, you show me a legit item that proves zv's rles true, and i still wont believe you because i'm right, 5 more points
[CS loses 5 points]
Because I was not informed on the points topic
[Dr.Rabies loses 50 points]
There is no proof. Unfortunatly the Soul Collecting for Dummys book was lost trillions of years ago. But I suppose it can be done either way, with or without a contract.
no, it can only be done with contracts, and you lose all remaining points for trying to take points from a mod, we dont work on that system
[cs loses all points]
You're fighting a losing battle, CS. Quit now before you go into the negatives (a.k.a. Jdog's territory).
It's over CS! We have the high ground!
Guys, please don't kill the points thing 8)
[Shikamaru loses infinity points.]
I'm debating whether that kills it or makes it a thousand times awesomer.
awesomer
Well, when you put it in italics, the decision is pretty much made, you know?
What I find ironic is that at the moment I am dueling for my soul against Lou.
I love the song you play to get him, it's so fun.
... Lou kept using Righty Flip on me. That was mean. But not as mean as whammy bar. My whammy bar doesn't WORK. D:
Ouch. I still can't beat him, he always pulls the Lefty Flip on me.
pain
Anything Italasized is final. Its law. And if broken pubishable by gruesome death.
Pubishable. Publishable.
Gruesome. Grue.
Publishable by grue death? Grues have to die for this law to be published?
Say wha?
Does my corrections make it clear?
I'll never get a chance, unless I shell out $400 to get a 360 and GH3 for that.
[HNS gains .3098745 points +10]
/me steals grenade kitty from Doctor
What if I force him to trade his soul? Hmm?
/me threatens to eat grenade kitty
/me writes contract.
i don't really think you want to eat a grenade kitty
you know what with the grenade and all
ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITY!?!?!?!?
Grenade kitty! return! *the grenade explodes unleashing knouckt gas as the cat returns* haha!
That reminds me of this recent battle I had with Giovanni in FireRed. I was down to two Pokemon, both rather ill-suited for the task at hand, so I threw out Lapras, performed Perish Song, and pulled her out at the last minute. Totally owned his last Pokemon in the face. I was a hero in Silph Co. that day.
lol, like, Pokemon is a crappy anime cartoon. Anime sucks and is for nerds. Unless it's got explosions. And naked chicks. Actually, I guess pretty much any anime is cool.
*puts away metal pipe* Ok, you took it back.
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on January 01, 2008, 08:18:32 PM
That reminds me of this recent battle I had with Giovanni in FireRed. I was down to two Pokemon, both rather ill-suited for the task at hand, so I threw out Lapras, performed Perish Song, and pulled her out at the last minute. Totally owned his last Pokemon in the face. I was a hero in Silph Co. that day.
How do you think I beat the Elite Four at around LV50? :P
Oh, snap! Now you know how to steal
my soul!
NOOEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!!!!! :o
Oh, I wouldn't steal your soul. Besides, I don't think the Doctor would let me. Unless I immediately gave it to him. But he's awfully picky about how he acquires his souls.
Also, I now need a lot of max revives just in case my Pokemon get super-pwned.
I used to use Perish song all the time like that! My Politoad knew it, and he owned! My other reliable pokemon was my Lv.67 Likitung. He owned too :)
My top team was, I believe, a Feraligatr, Snorlax, Zapdos, Entei, Togetic, and Machoke.
For my first game, that I lost:
Swampert (WHOO), Something I can't Remember, Gyarados, Mightyena, Skarmory, Aggron.
I can't remember other times. Except for that I love Swampert.
how do you guys feel about mudkipz
(http://www.thebestlinks.com/images/6/6d/Mudkip.jpg)
MUDKIPZ
Torchic is cooler. You know, what with being the fire starter and all.
Mudkipz is a smexy beast. ;D
And uhh, Magmarfire. If you would like, you could give me your souls and I could uhhh, protect it from HNS. ::)
How bout it?
*makes contract* just sign on the dotted line
mudkipz is water
water beats fire
mudkipz is better
Q.E.D.
Except uhhh, Feraligater pwns Mudkipz any day.
Quote from: Moondoggie on January 02, 2008, 12:16:28 PM
And uhh, Magmarfire. If you would like, you could give me your souls and I could uhhh, protect it from HNS. ::)
How bout it?
*makes contract* just sign on the dotted line
No need for that. I said I wouldn't steal his soul.
Also, that may be, Commodore, but fire pwns ice, which is frozen water.
yeah well too bad water and ice are completely separate in pokemans
also marshtompz and swampertz (mudkipz evolutioned forms) are also ground which pwns fire as well
Q.E.D. again.
That's okay, because I have an Alakazam that can own anything it wants. Except for dark-types, but that's what my Scyther is for. Or are you telling me Mudkipz is like the Chuck Norris of Pokemon?
i was only responding to your claim vis-a-vis torchicz and later the water/ice relationship
i kindly ask you to refrain from strawmanning my position
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/Sorry.jpg)
Does the kitty make you feel better?
it is indeed quite adorabable
Well, I think that's quite enough of that.
LOCKED
Oh, wait...
Haha! you don't have the powah!
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/angry.gif)
Sad face.
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/emoticons/sad.gif)
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on January 02, 2008, 12:39:03 PM
That's okay, because I have an Alakazam that can own anything it wants. Except for dark-types, but that's what my Scyther is for. Or are you telling me Mudkipz is like the Chuck Norris of Pokemon?
No, it is Chuck's little brother, Freddy Norris. Swampert is Chuck.
Except Ground pwns Fire and Ice.
Quote from: Moondoggie on December 30, 2007, 01:24:18 PM
Who wants it? Begin the bidding for my soul now!
1000 rupees, this blue crayon, and a chocolate milk!
999 Rupees.
LttP style.
*steals soul and runs around Moondoggie, making him look the other way while he runs out the door*
That's what I like to call LA style, Bboy.
*Buys if from Shika for ridiculously large sum of Rupees*
TP style.
*flies into BBoy on a broom and scatters all his belongings, then sweeps them up and makes a balloon escape*
Ha, that's Oracle AND Four Swords style.