Yeah, today's my birthday. I celebrated by eating breakfast at McDonald's.
...
That's about it. w00t.
Happy birthday. How old are you, again? 8D;
I'd have to say that McDonald's for breakfast is disappointing... unless you got hashbrowns or a McGriddle. Those things are amazing.
But wait...there's more!
It's my birthday as well. Commodore is now entirely legal. And you should all talk about that instead of this ridiculousness.
also mcgriddles are bad and you should feel bad fisk (http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/armscrossed.gif)
>: you made me cry, commodore
And is it really your birthday, too? Why is it that half of my friends have birthdays in January/February? D:
Yes, I've known for a while that me and Communistadore have the same birthday. It's not as frightening once you get used to it.
I had the Deluxe breakfast. $5 baby--I feel special. That's THREE pancakes, eggs, sausage patty, orange juice, AND a hashbrown.
I really oughta be on that Sweet Sixteen show for this.
Yes, it is my sixteenth.
Oh yeah? Well I went to IHOP.
No...not really. It was a pretty mediocre birthday actually.
This makes me a saaaaaad panda.
:(
It's not that it's frightening, it's just.. I dunno, it's funny that it's my friends having the same birthday.
... Now to figure out which party to go to... >_>
Happy birthday, you two!
...I wish I had something witty to add to that.
Well, Fisk, if you'd prefer, I could see if he wants to have a joint party.
Hey, man, I don't touch that stuff.
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/rimshot.gif)
Quote from: goD on January 03, 2008, 06:02:09 PM
... Now to figure out which party to go to... >_>
You hop into the Duplicator and have your duplicate go to one while you go to the other. Duh. (http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/emoticons/rolleyes.gif)
Happy birthday, I suppose. Remember, no celebrating your day of birth by streaking through the London Underground until you're 50.
H4ppy |337 b1r7hd4y!
IHOP is a weird name....I've never come out of there hopping.
then you're not doing it right
get back in front of the class and try it again
When I tried to tell my family that IHOP stood for International House Of Pancakes, I was yelled at. Then they beat me up. It was the saddest day of my life. Now it's even sadder because now I know for sure that I've been wrong all this time. :'(
The cake is a lie
Happy birthday, Shika! Don't eat too much cake! ;)
Why, you ask? 'Cause I'm hungry! :P
Do not try to eat the cake. Simply remember that there is no cake.
Quote from: Aureliano on January 03, 2008, 07:39:40 PM
The cake is a lie
Lol, Vg Cats style. That one was funny.
I saw this topic title and my mind went elsewhere. JQ, I hope you know what I mean... :P
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on January 03, 2008, 07:29:41 PM
When I tried to tell my family that IHOP stood for International House Of Pancakes, I was yelled at. Then they beat me up. It was the saddest day of my life. Now it's even sadder because now I know for sure that I've been wrong all this time. :'(
man whatthat is exactly what it stands for
i think it is your family that deserves the beating in this situation
also it is not a vgcats reference you dingus
Don't worry about getting it wrong; just keep trying until you run out of cake.
Yes, VGcats took the line from Portal.
And dear god, Tacheon, I get what you're saying. Stop plz. :P
I actually didn't have a cake...
No cake?! :o
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/mmc10070.jpg)
Yes, no cake.
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on January 03, 2008, 08:50:36 PM
Do not try to eat the cake. Simply remember that there is no cake.
It's impossible to eat the cake you have to remember that there is no cake, and the one who is being eaten is you.
Sorry, but that Matrix refference popped into my mind with that post.
Actually, Saber did not fail, because there is no cake.
da winnar is Saber (http://www.roomnine.com/123/winnar.jpg)
Sorry HNS, but you fail (http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/chickiepea86/fail.jpg) this time
Bah. My failure pic was funnier.
Actually, I got a cake today. Go figure. And I got to have bagels for dinner. Yummy.
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on January 05, 2008, 10:58:54 AM
Bah. My failure pic was funnier.
Why must you lie, HNS. Dog-Miss-Ball is HILARIOUS!
And Saber, you ruined my whole discussion.
Oh, indeed it is, Aurel. But not only is a DVD Rewinder funnier, it's a testament to the stupidity that is mankind.
We are NOT talking about your DVD rewinder, but of Saber's cake. Why must you be soooooo selfish and steer us off topic to discuss your picture? Hmmmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmm? ::)
Here's a pic of the cake
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w33/jackals_incarnation/cake_18.jpg)
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on January 05, 2008, 10:14:23 PM
Oh, indeed it is, Aurel. But not only is a DVD Rewinder funnier, it's a testament to the stupidity that is mankind.
I definitely have to agree, HNS's picture made me laugh harder by far. And the dog one did make me laugh. But, I'm sorry, HNS wins.
Also, what's up with that cake, Shika? Is it... is it really the one you got >.>?
It is. I delivered the cake myself.
That means you know where he lives.
Men...get the torches and pitchforks.
HNS wouldn't dare portray my position, or I would reveal all of her his terrible secrets.
Get what I'm saying, HNS?
Yay! I get to be part of a mob! ;D
Fine, you're in.
We will approach from the left flank. That is the best flank.
Also, I hear he is deathly afraid of fire. If you have any flamethrowers, now is the time.
Afraid of fire? Hah! Not now that I've learned the secret to preventing damage from flames by reading Jackass: The Handbook! I've been covering myself in gasoline every day for weeks! It's practically soaked into every cell in my body!
I don't have a flamethrower, but I do have a lighter and a can of cooking spray. Will that do?
By the way, since I didn't see it earlier, what secret could I possibly have? (http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/emoticons/rolleyes.gif)
Well, let's just say I know why you're called Feet.
Apparently he is immune to the power of flame, HNS.
We could always just drop a nuclear weapon onto his current location, though. Or are you immune to those too?
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/emoticons/lomg.gif)
I mean, you lie. (http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/emoticons/tinfoil.gif)
He isn't. I once nuked HA2, and he was caught in the middle of it. Nothing was left, him included.
Yep. I've slathered myself with loads of suntan lotion.
CONFLICTING INFORMATION
I''ve become a master of brain-exploding nonsence! Take THAT, Miss Teen South Carolina!
People from South Carolina aren't all that bright. Believe me, I know. I'm really not all that far from the border.
also nonsence
Ow! You didn't have to stab me so hard! D:
what is that in response to
i sure do not hope it was me because i would never do such a thing
Yes, Commodore prefers de-limbing people more than stabbing them.
It was directed towards Shika. You just have a nasty habit of posting just a split second before I hit post.
Quote from: Shikamaru_Nara on January 05, 2008, 11:54:36 PM
Yes, Commodore prefers de-limbing people more than stabbing them.
Yeah, stabbing is too easy.
I mean, where's the challenge?
Depends on what you're trying to stab. It's significantly harder to stab someone's soul than de-limb them. I've run extensive tests. ::)
Have you tried stabbing someone through their heart by driving the knife through the toenail of their pinky toe?
Of course. I said I ran extensive tests, didn't I? I don't toy around with science.
Stop posting the second before I post! (http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/emoticons/angry.gif)
I don't see your results in any of the major scientific journals. Or are you afraid they wouldn't be able to hold up to peer review, hmm?
Edit: Blast, cursed by my own hubris.
Please direct such questions to the Stabby Bureau of Stabbing Science for the Stabbing Impaired. I warn you, the people there can be a little trigger-happy.
i do not believe that knives or any related stabbing implements have triggers
that is guns you are thinking of
guns
You think we'd allow our bureaucrats to use the testing materials? Are you mad :-[?!? Do you think this is the Gun Bureau of Gun Studies for the Gun Impaired?!?
I don't toy around with science.
(http://www.ffplanet.com/ff8/gunblade-vero.jpg)
FAIL
anything from japan does not count
statistical abnormality
We would've also accepted bayonets, thank you for clearing that up, Shika.
I, however, stand by my earlier response.
Toy with science I do not
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/gunspus.jpg)
Sorry about the page stretch. ;)
a bayonet does not have a trigger
the gun it is attached to does however
and you should be sorry HNS
sorry like a fox
Quote from: Shikamaru_Nara on January 06, 2008, 12:09:14 AM
(http://www.ffplanet.com/ff8/gunblade-vero.jpg)
Will you take five bucks for this?
And HNS, the language in that picture is somewhat questionable...
How dare you speak in such a manner, Commodore? Bayonets have feelings too!
I liked you better when you were Scorpio!
DEVOUR THE FRUIT OF YOUR LIES
Quote from: Commodore Depp on January 06, 2008, 12:13:19 AM
and you should be sorry HNS
sorry like a fox
Well, I can turn into a fox. Does that count?
And TW, it's okay to say damn as long as you don't insult anyone and use it sparingly. Or are you talking about a word above it?
Quote from: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 12:16:10 AM
How dare you speak in such a manner, Commodore? Bayonets have feelings too!
Bayonets do not have feelings.
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/ItAreFact.jpg)
johnny depp would beat hank scorpio in a cage match
look it up
Maybe not normal bayonets, but teenage mutant ninja bayonets? They cry in their sleep now, HNS, because your cat of hatred spews the lies.
KNIFE PILLOWS WET WITH LEAKINGS OF THE EYES
Quote from: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 12:20:11 AMcat of hatred
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/mmc10055.jpg)
Besides, if I meant bayonets other than normal bayonets, I would've specified those other bayonets. As such, you fail for questioning my authority. Also...
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/YouWillRespect.jpg)
i would vote for HNS on his bayonet platform
kamakaziplumber ?
not so much
Ah, but when I said bayonets had feelings I meant such genetically altered bayonets.
TAKE BACK YOUR CATS, NOW!
As for authority, none was failed to be respected.
EXCEPT MINE BY COMMODORE!
YOUR BRAND OF COMPUTER IS OUTDATED!!!
I thank you for your support, Commodore. It is very much appreciated.
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/Awesome.jpg)
I refuse to take back mah cats.
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/Angry.jpg)
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on January 06, 2008, 12:16:38 AMAnd TW, it's okay to say damn as long as you don't insult anyone and use it sparingly. Or are you talking about a word above it?
The word above it.
And Shikamaru, I'm still waiting for your reply to my offer.
your brand of face is outdated
Edit: darnit you guys
Fine, keep your cats. BUT GIVE MEH MAH DIGNITAH!
And Commodore, at least my face HAS a DATE!
LIVE IN FACE SHAME FOR THE ETERNITIES
Quote from: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 12:31:04 AMYOUR BRAND OF COMPUTER IS OUTDATED!!!
The moral of the story? Buy a Commodore. The most advanced line of personal computers available.
I am not a computer, but I play one on TV.
also that is not nice kmkzaiplumber you have seriously crossed the line
for the eternities
I'm no computer either, but I play TV on one.
I AM THE SORRIES. LINES NOT MEANT TO BE CROSSED SHOULD NOT BE TOED.
Your face is adequate if mine is as well, yes?
agree to disagree ?
[size=1/4]because your face really is not that adequate i tell you what[/size]
Oh well that sounds perfectly reasonableWHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID?!?
No deals with meanlies, Commodore! Take it back. :'( :'(
HNS BACK ME UP WAAAH!!! :'(
I have no reason to. Besides, Commodore is so much cooler. It is he I would back up, and quite frankly, I don't see him getting into a situation where he needs me to back him up.
yeah take that stupidface mcdumbface
hi5 HNS !
Quote from: Commodore Depp on January 06, 2008, 12:40:24 AM
I am not a computer, but I play one on TV.
That would explain the misconception so many people have about you. But what will you do about the flocks of people who think you are a computer? Worse yet, they all want to buy a Commodore. I would advise taking a few Coleco ADAMs and putting some Commodore stickers on them. That should tide them over for now.
Man, I don't think people actually care about Commodore computers anymore.
That is so 1980s, dude.
also it sucks being typecast
i am also a military rank, automobile, novel, nightclub, record label, and band
apparently (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodore)
Quote from: Commodore Depp on January 06, 2008, 01:19:09 AM
yeah take that stupidface mcdumbface
hi5 HNS !
Sorry I am only now giving you the hi5. Stupid computer wouldn't let me do it last night before I went to bed. ::)
*gives Commodore hi5*
TW, I reject your offer of five dollars I only accept two fitty for the gunblade!