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Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: DW on January 03, 2008, 05:26:21 PM

Title: cake is 1337
Post by: DW on January 03, 2008, 05:26:21 PM
Yeah, today's my birthday. I celebrated by eating breakfast at McDonald's.

...

That's about it. w00t.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Fishalicious on January 03, 2008, 05:28:02 PM
Happy birthday. How old are you, again? 8D;

I'd have to say that McDonald's for breakfast is disappointing... unless you got hashbrowns or a McGriddle. Those things are amazing.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 03, 2008, 05:38:43 PM
But wait...there's more!

It's my birthday as well. Commodore is now entirely legal. And you should all talk about that instead of this ridiculousness.

also mcgriddles are bad and you should feel bad fisk (http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/armscrossed.gif)
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Fishalicious on January 03, 2008, 05:40:21 PM
>: you made me cry, commodore

And is it really your birthday, too? Why is it that half of my friends have birthdays in January/February? D:
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: DW on January 03, 2008, 05:55:40 PM
Yes, I've known for a while that me and Communistadore have the same birthday. It's not as frightening once you get used to it.

I had the Deluxe breakfast. $5 baby--I feel special. That's THREE pancakes, eggs, sausage patty, orange juice, AND a hashbrown.

I really oughta be on that Sweet Sixteen show for this.

Yes, it is my sixteenth.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 03, 2008, 06:01:25 PM
Oh yeah? Well I went to IHOP.

No...not really. It was a pretty mediocre birthday actually.

This makes me a saaaaaad panda.

:(
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Fishalicious on January 03, 2008, 06:02:09 PM
It's not that it's frightening, it's just.. I dunno, it's funny that it's my friends having the same birthday.

... Now to figure out which party to go to... >_>
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Twilight Wolf on January 03, 2008, 06:04:57 PM
Happy birthday, you two!

...I wish I had something witty to add to that.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: DW on January 03, 2008, 06:06:49 PM
Well, Fisk, if you'd prefer, I could see if he wants to have a joint party.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 03, 2008, 06:08:40 PM
Hey, man, I don't touch that stuff.

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/rimshot.gif)
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 03, 2008, 06:23:28 PM
Quote from: goD on January 03, 2008, 06:02:09 PM
... Now to figure out which party to go to... >_>
You hop into the Duplicator and have your duplicate go to one while you go to the other.  Duh. (http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/emoticons/rolleyes.gif)

Happy birthday, I suppose.  Remember, no celebrating your day of birth by streaking through the London Underground until you're 50.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on January 03, 2008, 06:27:31 PM
H4ppy |337 b1r7hd4y!
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Gamefreak on January 03, 2008, 06:57:27 PM
IHOP is a weird name....I've never come out of there hopping.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 03, 2008, 07:12:00 PM
then you're not doing it right

get back in front of the class and try it again
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 03, 2008, 07:29:41 PM
When I tried to tell my family that IHOP stood for International House Of Pancakes, I was yelled at.  Then they beat me up.  It was the saddest day of my life.  Now it's even sadder because now I know for sure that I've been wrong all this time. :'(
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Aureliano on January 03, 2008, 07:39:40 PM
The cake is a lie
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: MagmarFire on January 03, 2008, 08:04:52 PM
Happy birthday, Shika! Don't eat too much cake! ;)

Why, you ask? 'Cause I'm hungry! :P
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on January 03, 2008, 08:50:36 PM
Do not try to eat the cake.  Simply remember that there is no cake.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Takun on January 03, 2008, 10:06:39 PM
Quote from: Aureliano on January 03, 2008, 07:39:40 PM
The cake is a lie

Lol, Vg Cats style. That one was funny.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Keaton on January 04, 2008, 08:05:59 AM
I saw this topic title and my mind went elsewhere.  JQ, I hope you know what I mean... :P
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 04, 2008, 12:14:41 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on January 03, 2008, 07:29:41 PM
When I tried to tell my family that IHOP stood for International House Of Pancakes, I was yelled at.  Then they beat me up.  It was the saddest day of my life.  Now it's even sadder because now I know for sure that I've been wrong all this time. :'(

man what

that is exactly what it stands for

i think it is your family that deserves the beating in this situation

also it is not a vgcats reference you dingus
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Fishalicious on January 04, 2008, 12:20:01 PM
Don't worry about getting it wrong; just keep trying until you run out of cake.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Aureliano on January 04, 2008, 12:22:26 PM
Quote from: KingPyramidHead on January 03, 2008, 10:06:39 PM
Quote from: Aureliano on January 03, 2008, 07:39:40 PM
The cake is a lie

Lol, Vg Cats style. That one was funny.

Try Portal
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: DW on January 04, 2008, 03:47:52 PM
Yes, VGcats took the line from Portal.

And dear god, Tacheon, I get what you're saying. Stop plz. :P

I actually didn't have a cake...
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 04, 2008, 03:50:10 PM
No cake?! :o

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/mmc10070.jpg)
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: DW on January 04, 2008, 03:51:04 PM
Yes, no cake.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Uximadesk on January 04, 2008, 07:30:29 PM
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on January 03, 2008, 08:50:36 PM
Do not try to eat the cake.  Simply remember that there is no cake.
It's impossible to eat the cake you have to remember that there is no cake, and the one who is being eaten is you.
Sorry, but that Matrix refference popped into my mind with that post.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Aureliano on January 05, 2008, 10:03:26 AM
Actually, Saber did not fail, because there is no cake.

da winnar is Saber (http://www.roomnine.com/123/winnar.jpg)

Sorry HNS, but you fail (http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/chickiepea86/fail.jpg) this time
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 05, 2008, 10:58:54 AM
Bah.  My failure pic was funnier.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: DW on January 05, 2008, 12:12:45 PM
Actually, I got a cake today. Go figure. And I got to have bagels for dinner. Yummy.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Aureliano on January 05, 2008, 10:11:25 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on January 05, 2008, 10:58:54 AM
Bah.  My failure pic was funnier.

Why must you lie, HNS.  Dog-Miss-Ball is HILARIOUS!

And Saber, you ruined my whole discussion.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 05, 2008, 10:14:23 PM
Oh, indeed it is, Aurel.  But not only is a DVD Rewinder funnier, it's a testament to the stupidity that is mankind.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Aureliano on January 05, 2008, 10:18:46 PM
We are NOT talking about your DVD rewinder, but of Saber's cake.  Why must you be soooooo selfish and steer us off topic to discuss your picture? Hmmmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?  ::)
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: DW on January 05, 2008, 10:26:41 PM
Here's a pic of the cake

(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w33/jackals_incarnation/cake_18.jpg)
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: kamakaziplumber on January 05, 2008, 11:01:44 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on January 05, 2008, 10:14:23 PM
Oh, indeed it is, Aurel.  But not only is a DVD Rewinder funnier, it's a testament to the stupidity that is mankind.

I definitely have to agree, HNS's picture made me laugh harder by far. And the dog one did make me laugh. But, I'm sorry, HNS wins.

Also, what's up with that cake, Shika? Is it... is it really the one you got >.>?
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 05, 2008, 11:04:00 PM
It is.  I delivered the cake myself.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 05, 2008, 11:14:31 PM
That means you know where he lives.

Men...get the torches and pitchforks.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: DW on January 05, 2008, 11:16:59 PM
HNS wouldn't dare portray my position, or I would reveal all of her his terrible secrets.

Get what I'm saying, HNS?
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 05, 2008, 11:18:17 PM
Yay!  I get to be part of a mob! ;D
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 05, 2008, 11:22:38 PM
Fine, you're in.

We will approach from the left flank. That is the best flank.

Also, I hear he is deathly afraid of fire. If you have any flamethrowers, now is the time.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: DW on January 05, 2008, 11:25:17 PM
Afraid of fire? Hah! Not now that I've learned the secret to preventing damage from flames by reading Jackass: The Handbook! I've been covering myself in gasoline every day for weeks! It's practically soaked into every cell in my body!
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 05, 2008, 11:26:50 PM
I don't have a flamethrower, but I do have a lighter and a can of cooking spray.  Will that do?

By the way, since I didn't see it earlier, what secret could I possibly have? (http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/emoticons/rolleyes.gif)
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: DW on January 05, 2008, 11:28:02 PM
Well, let's just say I know why you're called Feet.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 05, 2008, 11:30:46 PM
Apparently he is immune to the power of flame, HNS.

We could always just drop a nuclear weapon onto his current location, though. Or are you immune to those too?
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 05, 2008, 11:32:03 PM
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/emoticons/lomg.gif)

I mean, you lie. (http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/emoticons/tinfoil.gif)

He isn't.  I once nuked HA2, and he was caught in the middle of it.  Nothing was left, him included.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: DW on January 05, 2008, 11:32:21 PM
Yep. I've slathered myself with loads of suntan lotion.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 05, 2008, 11:32:53 PM
CONFLICTING INFORMATION
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: DW on January 05, 2008, 11:34:51 PM
I''ve become a master of brain-exploding nonsence! Take THAT, Miss Teen South Carolina!
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 05, 2008, 11:40:31 PM
People from South Carolina aren't all that bright. Believe me, I know. I'm really not all that far from the border.

also nonsence
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 05, 2008, 11:40:40 PM
Ow!  You didn't have to stab me so hard! D:
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 05, 2008, 11:52:40 PM
what is that in response to

i sure do not hope it was me because i would never do such a thing
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: DW on January 05, 2008, 11:54:36 PM
Yes, Commodore prefers de-limbing people more than stabbing them.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 05, 2008, 11:55:31 PM
It was directed towards Shika.  You just have a nasty habit of posting just a split second before I hit post.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 05, 2008, 11:58:28 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru_Nara on January 05, 2008, 11:54:36 PM
Yes, Commodore prefers de-limbing people more than stabbing them.

Yeah, stabbing is too easy.

I mean, where's the challenge?
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: kamakaziplumber on January 05, 2008, 11:59:40 PM
Depends on what you're trying to stab. It's significantly harder to stab someone's soul than de-limb them. I've run extensive tests.  ::)
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 06, 2008, 12:01:03 AM
Have you tried stabbing someone through their heart by driving the knife through the toenail of their pinky toe?
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 12:02:11 AM
Of course. I said I ran extensive tests, didn't I? I don't toy around with science.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 06, 2008, 12:03:40 AM
Stop posting the second before I post! (http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/emoticons/angry.gif)
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 06, 2008, 12:04:09 AM
I don't see your results in any of the major scientific journals. Or are you afraid they wouldn't be able to hold up to peer review, hmm?

Edit: Blast, cursed by my own hubris.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 12:05:14 AM
Please direct such questions to the Stabby Bureau of Stabbing Science for the Stabbing Impaired. I warn you, the people there can be a little trigger-happy.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 06, 2008, 12:06:41 AM
i do not believe that knives or any related stabbing implements have triggers

that is guns you are thinking of

guns
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 12:08:19 AM
You think we'd allow our bureaucrats to use the testing materials? Are you mad  :-[?!? Do you think this is the Gun Bureau of Gun Studies for the Gun Impaired?!?

I don't toy around with science.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: DW on January 06, 2008, 12:09:14 AM
(http://www.ffplanet.com/ff8/gunblade-vero.jpg)

FAIL
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 06, 2008, 12:10:18 AM
anything from japan does not count

statistical abnormality
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 12:10:29 AM
We would've also accepted bayonets, thank you for clearing that up, Shika.

I, however, stand by my earlier response.

Toy with science I do not
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 06, 2008, 12:11:08 AM
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/gunspus.jpg)
Sorry about the page stretch. ;)
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 06, 2008, 12:13:19 AM
a bayonet does not have a trigger

the gun it is attached to does however

and you should be sorry HNS

sorry like a fox
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Twilight Wolf on January 06, 2008, 12:13:34 AM
Quote from: Shikamaru_Nara on January 06, 2008, 12:09:14 AM
(http://www.ffplanet.com/ff8/gunblade-vero.jpg)

Will you take five bucks for this?

And HNS, the language in that picture is somewhat questionable...
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 12:16:10 AM
How dare you speak in such a manner, Commodore? Bayonets have feelings too!

I liked you better when you were Scorpio!

DEVOUR THE FRUIT OF YOUR LIES
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 06, 2008, 12:16:38 AM
Quote from: Commodore Depp on January 06, 2008, 12:13:19 AM
and you should be sorry HNS

sorry like a fox
Well, I can turn into a fox.  Does that count?

And TW, it's okay to say damn as long as you don't insult anyone and use it sparingly.  Or are you talking about a word above it?

Quote from: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 12:16:10 AM
How dare you speak in such a manner, Commodore? Bayonets have feelings too!
Bayonets do not have feelings.

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/ItAreFact.jpg)
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 06, 2008, 12:19:54 AM
johnny depp would beat hank scorpio in a cage match

look it up
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 12:20:11 AM
Maybe not normal bayonets, but teenage mutant ninja bayonets? They cry in their sleep now, HNS, because your cat of hatred spews the lies.

KNIFE PILLOWS WET WITH LEAKINGS OF THE EYES
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 06, 2008, 12:25:48 AM
Quote from: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 12:20:11 AMcat of hatred
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/mmc10055.jpg)

Besides, if I meant bayonets other than normal bayonets, I would've specified those other bayonets.  As such, you fail for questioning my authority.  Also...

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/YouWillRespect.jpg)
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 06, 2008, 12:27:20 AM
i would vote for HNS on his bayonet platform

kamakaziplumber ?

not so much
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 12:31:04 AM
Ah, but when I said bayonets had feelings I meant such genetically altered bayonets.

TAKE BACK YOUR CATS, NOW!

As for authority, none was failed to be respected.

EXCEPT MINE BY COMMODORE!

YOUR BRAND OF COMPUTER IS OUTDATED!!!
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 06, 2008, 12:32:17 AM
I thank you for your support, Commodore.  It is very much appreciated.

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/Awesome.jpg)

I refuse to take back mah cats.

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/Angry.jpg)
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Twilight Wolf on January 06, 2008, 12:32:54 AM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on January 06, 2008, 12:16:38 AMAnd TW, it's okay to say damn as long as you don't insult anyone and use it sparingly.  Or are you talking about a word above it?

The word above it.

And Shikamaru, I'm still waiting for your reply to my offer.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 06, 2008, 12:33:25 AM
your brand of face is outdated

Edit: darnit you guys
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 12:37:04 AM
Fine, keep your cats. BUT GIVE MEH MAH DIGNITAH!

And Commodore, at least my face HAS a DATE!

LIVE IN FACE SHAME FOR THE ETERNITIES
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Twilight Wolf on January 06, 2008, 12:37:19 AM
Quote from: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 12:31:04 AMYOUR BRAND OF COMPUTER IS OUTDATED!!!

The moral of the story? Buy a Commodore. The most advanced line of personal computers available.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 06, 2008, 12:40:24 AM
I am not a computer, but I play one on TV.

also that is not nice kmkzaiplumber you have seriously crossed the line

for the eternities
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 12:47:52 AM
I'm no computer either, but I play TV on one.

I AM THE SORRIES. LINES NOT MEANT TO BE CROSSED SHOULD NOT BE TOED.

Your face is adequate if mine is as well, yes?
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 06, 2008, 12:50:09 AM
agree to disagree ?

[size=1/4]because your face really is not that adequate i tell you what[/size]
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: kamakaziplumber on January 06, 2008, 01:04:29 AM
Oh well that sounds perfectly reasonableWHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID?!?

No deals with meanlies, Commodore! Take it back.  :'( :'(

HNS BACK ME UP WAAAH!!!  :'(
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 06, 2008, 01:15:59 AM
I have no reason to.  Besides, Commodore is so much cooler.  It is he I would back up, and quite frankly, I don't see him getting into a situation where he needs me to back him up.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 06, 2008, 01:19:09 AM
yeah take that stupidface mcdumbface

hi5 HNS !
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Twilight Wolf on January 06, 2008, 02:13:10 AM
Quote from: Commodore Depp on January 06, 2008, 12:40:24 AM
I am not a computer, but I play one on TV.

That would explain the misconception so many people have about you. But what will you do about the flocks of people who think you are a computer? Worse yet, they all want to buy a Commodore. I would advise taking a few Coleco ADAMs and putting some Commodore stickers on them. That should tide them over for now.
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 06, 2008, 02:35:44 AM
Man, I don't think people actually care about Commodore computers anymore.

That is so 1980s, dude.

also it sucks being typecast

i am also a military rank, automobile, novel, nightclub, record label, and band

apparently (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodore)
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 06, 2008, 05:55:25 AM
Quote from: Commodore Depp on January 06, 2008, 01:19:09 AM
yeah take that stupidface mcdumbface

hi5 HNS !
Sorry I am only now giving you the hi5.  Stupid computer wouldn't let me do it last night before I went to bed. ::)

*gives Commodore hi5*
Title: Re:cake is 1337
Post by: DW on January 06, 2008, 06:46:09 AM
TW, I reject your offer of five dollars I only accept two fitty for the gunblade!