The Desert Colossus

Tithings! I demand tithings!

also mudkipz

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You got the title! W00T! :D

that is an adequate amount of mudkipz

many

many

many

mudkipz

now eunuch fetch me some SPARTAAAAAAAS!

Congratulations, Commodore.  I have no Sparta pics, but I have plenty of cat pictures.  Will cat pictures suffice?

i am not a big fan of lolcats but many people do find them lulzable

as newly elected Lord of Lulz it is my duty to uphold all that my constituents lulz at

so

can i has lolcats ?

Well, they don't come from LOLCats.com, but I never did see any real difference other than domain name.

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Quote from: Commodore Prime on January 24, 2008, 05:24:39 PM
now eunuch fetch me some SPARTAAAAAAAS!

Will this do?

(http://vtipy.netroof.eu/data/images/this-is-spartaaaa.jpg)

Or this?

(http://www.pixfans.com/galerias/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=62&g2_serialNumber=2)

i did lulz at the leanin tower of piza cat one HNS so you can be my secretary of lolcats

your duties include finding good homes for lost or abandoned lolcats and helping to rectify their endagered meme status

and while not your funniest spartan outing Magmarfire your earlier showings have solidified you as my choice for director of SPARTAAAAAA!

your duties include looking really awesome and yelling loudly at passersby

u meen liek tis!?!?11/11

(http://j4p543.just4play.biz/cont/Spartaaaa/images/9.jpg)

EDIT: Oh, and I thank you for my appointment, as well. I mean, after all...

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I thank you for the appointment, Commodore. :)

Quote from: MagmarFire on January 24, 2008, 06:26:14 PM
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why does he have a monkey hand ?

they blew it up damn you

it was sparta all along

I oppose you commodore.

O RLY?

well then it's war then isn't it

i have a good title for you

Lord of Lame

oh man slick burn comm

=[

Quote from: Commodore Prime on January 24, 2008, 07:25:49 PM
O RLY?

well then it's war then isn't it

i have a good title for you

Lord of Lame

oh man slick burn comm

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/AsiancatApproves.jpg)

And ZV, you can't win.
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Commodore! I challenge you to a game. And we play by your rules.

Boys...  8)

Seeing as how I thought up the title, can I have a position?

Quote from: I shouldn't use a sentence for my display name. on January 24, 2008, 08:26:46 PM
Boys...  8)

Girls... 8)

And I do believe it to be fair if Shika did get a position.  After all, I'm sure he can contribute something.  Like border-line pr0n. (http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/emoticons/wink.gif)

Quote from: Zelda Veteran on January 24, 2008, 07:46:54 PM
Commodore! I challenge you to a game. And we play by your rules.

ok

the rules are that i always win

ready

1...2...3

oh sorry man i win better luck next time

also Shika can be pr0nterny general

his duties include finding hot pr0nz and not being a jerk about it

lol. you said jerk and pr0nz in the same sentence. lol.

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you are definitely the best man for the job

you are hereby awarded the Commadore Medal of Excellency in Excellent Lulzing...Excellently

i hope you are up for the photo op !

Quote from: Hi no Seijin on January 25, 2008, 07:49:16 AM

Quote from: I shouldn't use a sentence for my display name. on January 24, 2008, 08:26:46 PM
Boys...  8)

Girls... 8)

And I do believe it to be fair if Shika did get a position.  After all, I'm sure he can contribute something.  Like border-line pr0n. (http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/emoticons/wink.gif)

Breaking character for a moment...

lol i c wut u did thar!!!!

I want in on a piece of this.

I can get some... you know, goons. Raccoon goons, if you know what I mean. They're not free, though. Lord of Lulz may you be, I'm not letting my... services go for free.

If not, I can be your left-hand man? ;D

i've had experience with goons

they are a delightful people but i wouldn't trust one of them with a collector's edition dvd of Rocky IV

so you can be my right-hand man (i'm afraid my left-hand is my vulnerable hand) provided you demonstrate some proficiency in memetics

show me your skills

i do have some memetic skills

(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/2/1/e21a1a7124e7a4cc1c63d7fed84433f8.gif)

what is love, you know

should you be attacked by a giant enemy crab i shall protect you

attack its backside for massive damage, you know

baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more

ohwooohwooohohohowooohohohoh ooh ooh

see you were doing well there with the roxbury guys but then you real time weapon change'd for massive bonuses

everyone but the french judge gives you a ten

no one really likes the french anyways

Quote from: Commodore Prime on January 25, 2008, 12:23:28 PM

Quote from: Zelda Veteran on January 24, 2008, 07:46:54 PM
Commodore! I challenge you to a game. And we play by your rules.

ok

the rules are that i always win

ready

1...2...3

oh sorry man i win better luck next time

also Shika can be pr0nterny general

his duties include finding hot pr0nz and not being a jerk about it

God as my witness, I knew you would reply like that. 8)

THIS IS TDC!!!!!!!
I SHALL DISMEMBER YOUR DICTATORSHIP AND DESTROY ALL OF YOUR RIGHT HAND MENS AND WOMANS! NO ONE RULES THIS KINGDOM! TAKE UP ARMS MY ONLINE PEOPLES, FOR TONIGHT WE DINE ONLINE!!!!!
*foam squirts from mouth*

Quote from: KingPyramidHead on January 25, 2008, 06:47:07 PM
THIS IS TDC!!!!!!!
I SHALL DISMEMBER YOUR DICTATORSHIP AND DESTROY ALL OF YOUR RIGHT HAND MENS AND WOMANS! NO ONE RULES THIS KINGDOM! TAKE UP ARMS MY ONLINE PEOPLES, FOR TONIGHT WE DINE ONLINE!!!!!
*foam squirts from mouth*

I'm with you all the way.
TO ARMS BROTHERS!!

Quote from: KingPyramidHead on January 25, 2008, 06:47:07 PM
. . . FOR TONIGHT WE DINE ONLINE!!!!!

Isn't that MY spoof? :P

ATTEMPTED INSURRECTION SIGHTED

your department has complete authority to act against any and all pretenders to the throne MagmarFire

crush them

wit plezure, zir!

(http://image.hazardstrip.com/ico/sprays/this_is_sparta_v2_0_by_dooo.gif)

*kicks KPH and ZV in the chest...at the same time...so they fall into a bottomless pit...'kay?*

Quote from: Zelda Veteran on January 25, 2008, 05:34:35 PM
God as my witness, I knew you would reply like that. 8)

That's the problem with calling God as your witness; he never shows.  He only drop obscure hints that are immensely difficult to decipher.  He's either flaunting his power or just being lazy by not coming down here.  Either way, he needs to change his ways before I send the Cat of DOOM after him.

Quote from: MagmarFire on January 25, 2008, 08:34:02 PM
wit plezure, zir!

(http://image.hazardstrip.com/ico/sprays/this_is_sparta_v2_0_by_dooo.gif)

*kicks KPH and ZV in the chest...at the same time...so they fall into a bottomless pit...'kay?*

A figure shoots up out of the pit, carrying something on it's back. The figure lands, and is recognized as none other than Mewtwo! Surprise! I'm a pokemon trainer! Sick'm Mewtwo

Physchic

good thing i have an absol. lol perish song'd.

Hey, ZV, I didn't know you were a girl from Johto. :P

(Ha ha.  No one but me can get the reference.  Maybe MagmarFire can, depending on how much I told him.)

Oh, and Perish Song ftw.

Quote from: Zelda Veteran on January 26, 2008, 09:15:40 AM
Surprise! I'm a pokemon trainer! Sick'm Mewtwo

Physchic

Psychic...

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*throws it at Mewtwo; distracts it; kicks it off of cliff*

no won can difeet pastaaaaaaaa!!!1!11

The pastasaurus can.

i'm sorry Fisk but you have been stripped of your position and title as my right-hand man for participating in this ridiculousness

hand over your badge

Quote from: C on January 26, 2008, 12:52:03 PM
i'm sorry Fisk but you have been stripped of your position and title as my right-hand man for participating in this ridiculousness

hand over your badge

Yay!  My turn!

said the guy with the even more ridiculous name

Mine is tastefully ridiculous.

it is in fact bolshevism

sheer bolshevism

o man i already lost my title u_u

and to think, changing my name for an hour or two had this effect.

i will give it back if you apologize and promise to never do it again

you hear me young lady ?

yes sir u_u

i apologise deeply

i never meant no harm, no sir

oh

looks like Shika's fallen to the dark side

we're gonna need a new pr0nterny general it seems

Come to the dark side.  We got rid of all our arnal pr0n.

Quote from: Commodore Prime on January 26, 2008, 03:08:49 PM
oh

looks like Shika's fallen to the dark side

we're gonna need a new pr0nterny general it seems

Not quite. As you can see, my name is a warning, not a submission. Now it seems I'll have to kill Wyndisis. Alas.

that doesn't make it any less annoying though

and is that supposed to convince me to join you Tacheon ? ? ?

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Congrats Rabies, you are now the next to die.

oh

my

god

why are you guys doing this ?

habaagggghhhhlsseisia;eioitsdjklsjdfa

I didnt want to go this far to destroy you...but I have called upon...LINK! He comes to my aid!!! Nyahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Flys up from the pit on Rayquaza, Mwhahahahahahahahaha!!!!
*foam*
wurghaiouwehgeruhgusdhvervdvsdDsdrfvdfly/ta'!!!!!!!!!!

I choose to follow Commodore.  :P

Now, to defeat the rebels...

Deus Ex Machina #49.7!!!!! >:(

*All those who rebel against Commodore are eaten by pigeons*

What now, Lord Commodore?

ARG ya beat meh.

hey

you got eaten by a pigeon

you can't talk

/me joins rebels.

/me throws many pokebalz.

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USE YER AWESOME WATER SPURTS!!!

here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&feature=RecentlyWatched&page=1&t=t&f=b) is inarguable evidence that Bboy is in fact totally lame

don't listen to him guys

HA! I DIN'T FALL FOR IT.

Mudkips.

Eat.

Quote from: Commodore Prime on January 27, 2008, 03:59:29 PM
here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&feature=RecentlyWatched&page=1&t=t&f=b) is inarguable evidence that Bboy is in fact totally lame

don't listen to him guys

I'm still trying to figure out the context behind that joke. I've seen it a few times...

Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on January 27, 2008, 07:49:34 PM

Quote from: Commodore Prime on January 27, 2008, 03:59:29 PM
here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&feature=RecentlyWatched&page=1&t=t&f=b) is inarguable evidence that Bboy is in fact totally lame

don't listen to him guys

I'm still trying to figure out the context behind that joke. I've seen it a few times...

Yeah, I was looking for Naruto Shippuden 43 on youtube, and I came across that video. People think its funny to trick people into watching crap like that.

...I actually don't think it's a bad song, that's why I'm trying to decide why they chose it...

Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on January 28, 2008, 09:08:10 AM
...I actually don't think it's a bad song

=O

shun. Shun!
SHUN HIM!!

it's a 4chan thing i believe

who knows why they do the things they do

i also think it's a pretty catchy song

neva gonna give you up neva gonna let you down
neva gonna run around and desert you

neva gonna make you cry neva gonna say goodbye
neva gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Quote from: Commodore Prime on January 28, 2008, 11:31:21 AM
it's a 4chan thing i believe

who knows why they do the things they do

i also think it's a pretty catchy song

neva gonna give you up neva gonna let you down
neva gonna run around and desert you

neva gonna make you cry neva gonna say goodbye
neva gonna tell a lie and hurt you

And what, we posted like in the same second? :P

I think it has a catchy beat, and he has a great voice, despite how disproportionate it is to his body. Although he's not the best dancer, still a good song. Pisses me off how once Family Guy ripped it off we got all those retards commenting rick roll'd on every vid. Same with Rock Lobster.

FAMILY GUY.

Where good songs go to die.

Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on January 28, 2008, 12:01:43 PM

FAMILY GUY.

Where good songs go to die.

SNL too.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MO' COWBELL.

Actually, SNL doesn't make me dislike songs. I just can't take some seriously now. Like Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap.

*gunshot*

mmmm watcha saaaay

Wait, now you're Will Smith? ...

I am more devoted to you than ever. Will Smith is awesome. Tom Cruise, however, is evil.  :)

Nowhere near as awesome as Carlton.

 :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

I think it's safe to guess who wins today's MagmarFire Award. Congratulations, Doctor! :P

carlton is lame

the Dr. is carlton

therefore the Dr. is lame

QED

Hooray for Socrates! :D

Quote from: Commodore Smith on February 03, 2008, 03:07:12 PM
carlton is lame

the Dr. is carlton

therefore the Dr. is lame

QED

Jealousy is an ugly color on you commodore

not as ugly as your face

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That's not what she said!

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who your mom ?

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Seventy-four

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Quote from: Commodore Smith on February 04, 2008, 12:16:30 PM
who your mom ?

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No Your mom!

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Ritz.

Oh cra...

Although Carlton is awesome, he's only third on my favorite Frehs Prince characters. Second is Will, first is Jeffry (Spelling?). So I'm more loyal to Commodore!  :P

Deus Ex Machina #678.9090!

*Dr. is hit by 77 and a half nuclear missiles*

i seriously doubt that you have access to one nuclear missile let alone 77.5

your claim is undoubtedly fraudulent

I made those missiles using the Keebler Elves as hired workers, you lordship. They actually make the missile much quicker than the average human.

ok

but they make cookies not nuclear missiles so they must be pretty shoddy missiles

i hope you didn't spend too much man cause it sounds like you just got played by the ol' "Keebler Homestyle Thermonuclear Devices" scam

Actually, I tested one on a meteor in another dimension that has the same gravity, air pressure, etc. as our universe does, and it worked a lot better than those here.

That was the alternate dimension. So in this dimension they must suck.

No, and alternate dimension would none of our dimension's characteristics, but characteristics that we couldn't even imagine in our own dimension. For example, there might not be ground to walk on, but you could walk on nothing.

okay mister scientist

the keebler elves apparently have the capability to construct atomic weapons and transport them to alternate freaking dimensions ? ? ?

whatevs mang

Is there any chance of me being your lawyer?  Lawsuits can be tricky business, if they ever happen.

i hope that is not addressed at me because i have the sharp legal mind of a wildebeest

Whocares on the other hand...

he's more of a cuttlefish if you know what i mean

This situation requires a burn pic, doesn't it?

Hmm, I ought to go onto Google and search for one.

why is my secretary of lolcats working outside of his department ?

don't we have a burn pic guy ?

who's the idiot that's in charge of this farce ?

I don't think you hired a burn pic guy.  Besides, I have yet to see a cat macro that deals with burns.  I should probably check, though.

A new burn for a new age of America.

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But if that's not good enough...

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I can do fails and burns...

But I'm going to have to confiscate all the ones that deals with teh kittehs.

Fine, I have several others.

i think you're already pr0nterny general though

but since you really can't do anything relating to your duties there without being banned or summit you can be burn pic guy if you want

unless gamefreak beat you to it there

then you'd just be a failure wouldn't you ?

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