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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Hi no Seijin on March 21, 2008, 10:05:23 AM

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Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 21, 2008, 10:05:23 AM
For ten seconds the other day, I seriously considered being a stand up comedian.  And then for the past couple of things, it's been floating around the back of my head.  So what do you guys think?  Is it something I should at least try out?
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Post by: Gamefreak on March 21, 2008, 10:23:16 AM
Nothing ventured nothing gained.

A rule I like to follow.
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Post by: Keaton on March 21, 2008, 11:18:52 AM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on March 21, 2008, 10:05:23 AM
For ten seconds the other day, I seriously considered being a stand up comedian.  And then for the past couple of things, it's been floating around the back of my head.  So what do you guys think?  Is it something I should at least try out?

No.  Unless of course you want to, in which case yes.
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Post by: darkphantomime on March 21, 2008, 02:02:30 PM
I vote no. For a marketable reason of course: Humor following the english language does nothing less but incite mass rioting and hysteria.

OF BOREDOM!
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Post by: Keaton on March 21, 2008, 02:05:26 PM
No, didn't you know?  He's going to be a stand-up comedian-- but he's going to talk in Zulu!
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 21, 2008, 02:15:24 PM
Actually, I was thinking Swahili.

Oh, and JQ, if I want negative feedback, I'll tell my dad I'm thinking about being a stand up comedian.
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Post by: MagmarFire on March 21, 2008, 02:54:26 PM
If what you talk about is like your humor in TLoBB, then I say go for it. :D
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 21, 2008, 02:58:08 PM
See, I thought about using a lot of video game references, but then I would lose the generation that kind of came before video games.  Try to have as a broad range as you can, right?
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Post by: MasterKeyX on March 21, 2008, 03:07:32 PM
I say yes, becuase when we IM sometimes I tear up from laughter.

So I say go for it!  :)
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Post by: darkphantomime on March 21, 2008, 03:23:27 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on March 21, 2008, 02:15:24 PM
Actually, I was thinking Swahili.

Oh, and JQ, if I want negative feedback, I'll tell my dad I'm thinking about being a stand up comedian.

Piece of advice: set up a recorder and try all kinds of whatever you're trying to do.

Then wait until midnight and get friendly with Amber Longneck. Then record yourself while you're brainsplittingly slammed.

See the difference?
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Post by: Keaton on March 21, 2008, 03:26:18 PM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on March 21, 2008, 03:23:27 PM

Piece of advice: set up a recorder and try all kinds of whatever you're trying to do.

Then wait until midnight and get friendly with Amber Longneck. Then record yourself while you're brainsplittingly slammed.

See the difference?

If you're a really good comedian, there won't be a difference.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 21, 2008, 03:28:17 PM
Let's see, I don't have a hand held recorder, I can't afford one, and the recording program on my computer only records for 60 seconds at a time.  Send me a recorder/tell me where I can find a better recorder online?
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Post by: MasterKeyX on March 21, 2008, 03:29:37 PM
I advise against getting majorly slammed, HNS.  :P
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Post by: Keaton on March 21, 2008, 03:29:46 PM
Download Audacity.

It's the best voice recorder program for free out there, and you can also use it as a voice changer to have fun with your friends.
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Post by: darkphantomime on March 21, 2008, 03:30:11 PM
That's only because you're using the Trial Version. Either find a free, open source program that does the same or pay up.
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Post by: Keaton on March 21, 2008, 03:30:59 PM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on March 21, 2008, 03:30:11 PM
That's only because you're using the Trial Version. Either find a free, open source program that does the same or pay up.

I believe that the program HnS is talking about is the Sound Recorder that comes standard for Windows.
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Post by: MasterKeyX on March 21, 2008, 03:31:34 PM
You could always buy a microphone for your computer. I have one; my brother uses it for his music and it is a good quality product. You can even edit what the voice sound like, and stuff.
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Post by: Keaton on March 21, 2008, 03:35:10 PM
That's amazing.

Of course, in order to record something, you would need a program with the ability to... you know... record.
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Post by: darkphantomime on March 21, 2008, 03:35:20 PM
Try Audicity (http://audacity.sourceforge.net/)

That may or may not be what you're looking for.
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Post by: Keaton on March 21, 2008, 03:36:13 PM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on March 21, 2008, 03:35:20 PM
Try Audicity (http://audacity.sourceforge.net/)

That may or may not be what you're looking for.

That's amazing!  Why didn't I think of that!

Quote from: Comrade Tacheon on March 21, 2008, 03:29:46 PM
Download Audacity.

It's the best voice recorder program for free out there, and you can also use it as a voice changer to have fun with your friends.

Oh, wait... :\
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 21, 2008, 03:40:16 PM
Quote from: Comrade Tacheon on March 21, 2008, 03:30:59 PMI believe that the program HnS is talking about is the Sound Recorder that comes standard for Windows.
That is indeed what I'm talking about.

Thanks for the suggestion, Tacheon, and thanks for the link, JQ.
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Post by: Keaton on March 21, 2008, 03:42:57 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on March 21, 2008, 03:40:16 PM
Quote from: Comrade Tacheon on March 21, 2008, 03:30:59 PMI believe that the program HnS is talking about is the Sound Recorder that comes standard for Windows.
That is indeed what I'm talking about.

Thanks for the suggestion, Tacheon, and thanks for the link, JQ.

No problem.
even if it was my idea, JQ...
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 21, 2008, 03:45:41 PM
Don't worry, Tacheon; you get most of the thanks.  That's why I put you first.
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Post by: Keaton on March 21, 2008, 03:46:44 PM
Heh heh heh heh heh...
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Post by: DW on March 21, 2008, 09:18:39 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on March 21, 2008, 02:58:08 PM
See, I thought about using a lot of video game references, but then I would lose the generation that kind of came before video games.  Try to have as a broad range as you can, right?

Don't try to please everyone. Find the humour you're best with and use it. Find a style. Better to get a slightly smaller audience that wants your babies in them than a much bigger audience that doesn't put you above Scrubs.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 22, 2008, 08:56:46 AM
I suppose that is true.
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Post by: MasterKeyX on March 22, 2008, 10:02:37 AM
Why dont you try political satire? I for one find political satire hilarious.  :)
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 22, 2008, 10:08:25 AM
Wouldn't that require a more in-depth knowledge of politics that I don't have?  I suppose it couldn't hurt to pay more attention to that, but I'm leaning towards how some things just don't make sense.
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Post by: MasterKeyX on March 22, 2008, 10:09:39 AM
Whatever you do, dont use comedy of the Lewis Black brand. it's funny but in the end it's all just alot of yelling.
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Post by: DW on March 22, 2008, 04:49:58 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on March 22, 2008, 10:08:25 AM
Wouldn't that require a more in-depth knowledge of politics that I don't have?  I suppose it couldn't hurt to pay more attention to that, but I'm leaning towards how some things just don't make sense.

Yes, it actually requires a lot of knowledge. Colbert is a freaking genius.

Speaking of stuff that doesn't make sense, you ever realize how we always go and get a Whopper and large fries, then a diet soda?
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 22, 2008, 05:05:52 PM
Yes, well, I generally avoid fast food, which doesn't really seem all that fast.  I mean, for a business that emphasizes so much stress on getting people in the door and out as quickly as possible, you'd think they would have some psychics to let them know what to make and how much of it to make.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on March 22, 2008, 05:12:38 PM
How do you feel about airline food? What exactly do you think is up with that stuff?
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Post by: Fishalicious on March 22, 2008, 05:13:59 PM
Have you ever heard of Demitri Martin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhmahD_EbHY)? He's possibly my hero.

You see, sometimes it's about your voice as well as material. (... that doesn't really have much to do with Demitri Martin, though his calm demeanor is funny to me)

UH... as for you, witty humour is probably your thing. I like people who are witty more with humour than just being stupid, you know? O-or pictures. -artist-
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 22, 2008, 05:42:58 PM
Quote from: Commodore Morrison on March 22, 2008, 05:12:38 PM
How do you feel about airline food? What exactly do you think is up with that stuff?
Oh, you know.  The plane is up with it.  The people eating it are up with it.  Perhaps some clouds are up with it.

To Fisk:  I have; Shika showed me a video, and from there I found a few more videos of him.
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Post by: DW on March 23, 2008, 05:54:54 PM
Demetri Martin is God in an awkward young man's body.
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Post by: JDog on March 24, 2008, 10:35:14 AM
I say go for it, but if you get booed and people stare at you while blinking several times... then throw tomatoes at you, its not my problem. haha(jk)
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 24, 2008, 11:19:58 AM
That's why I'm not going to visit your town.
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Post by: JDog on March 24, 2008, 01:01:00 PM
Stares at blinking various times* um what???
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 24, 2008, 01:01:56 PM
That's another reason why I'm not going to your town.