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Title: How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 02, 2008, 08:36:55 PM
Well? (http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/)

I could take 14 apparently.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 02, 2008, 08:52:46 PM
I could take on 17.  Ha!  I beat you!
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on April 02, 2008, 08:53:34 PM
Thirteen.

Both of you beat me.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 02, 2008, 08:59:06 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on April 02, 2008, 08:52:46 PM
I could take on 17.  Ha!  I beat you!

But at what cost?!
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 02, 2008, 09:08:21 PM
I'd say my soul, but I was going to go to Hell anyway. (http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/emoticons/rolleyes.gif)
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: DW on April 02, 2008, 11:49:32 PM
I could take twenty...
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 03, 2008, 08:00:17 AM
Together, Shika, we can take on 37.  Then throw in Commodore and TW, and it goes up to 64.  Let's do it.  Let's just go to a kindergarten class or two or three and lay down a can of whoop*** on them.  It'll be awesome.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: DW on April 03, 2008, 09:29:17 AM
I wonder if the same rules apply to midgets? I mean, then we can bust those midget drug smuggling rings, like on Family Guy.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 03, 2008, 09:49:17 AM
I don't see why it wouldn't apply.  Let's go bust some midget drug smuggling rings.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Fishalicious on April 04, 2008, 06:48:31 PM
"You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight."

Mm, I felt so competent up until I read Shika's post.

Then I realised it said twenty, not thirty. It's 0:41, I can make those mistakes. Or rather, 8 something or another. ... But it was midnight when I noticed. -intelligent-
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 04, 2008, 07:16:28 PM
Fisk, you must join our group of midget drug smuggling ring busters.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on April 04, 2008, 09:19:51 PM
I took the test again, and I got fourteen this time. A little better, I guess.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: MagmarFire on April 05, 2008, 10:31:04 AM
I got eleven. >>
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: DW on April 05, 2008, 10:35:22 AM
Pfft. Mags has a conscience.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 05, 2008, 10:43:02 AM
I dunno.  I took the test as Rose, and she could take on 24.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: DW on April 05, 2008, 11:11:58 AM
I took it as Saber, and he could take 25. That's not even right, that completely conflicts his character! Even in the Moral Compass section, I kept saying he would never be able to fight a bunch of kids...
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 05, 2008, 11:24:32 AM
Remember, how much experience you have with fighting is factored in.  And there's also your age, balance, and the reach of your arm.  That's probably why Rose did better than I did; she has excellent balance and plenty of experience fighting, even though we almost share an identical moral compass.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: DW on April 05, 2008, 11:32:16 AM
Except Saber has no balance. As was evident in Another Explosive Incident. However, he is tall with good reach and fighting experience.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: MagmarFire on April 05, 2008, 01:49:31 PM
Xokorn can take on 31. Beat that. :P

Yeah, I was basing him off TMSC version of him. Sue me.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Keaton on April 06, 2008, 12:45:23 PM
There's nothing I like better than being a Marine.

Even in my present condition, I can take 36 of the little ****ers in a fight!
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: MagmarFire on April 07, 2008, 10:29:59 AM
Aww, that's our Tacheon! ;D
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: DW on April 07, 2008, 05:23:15 PM
Burlo can take 14. Hmm. Then again, they didn't allow magic to be brought into it, did they?
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 07, 2008, 06:20:43 PM
Well, considering that Burlo is in a constant state of drunkenness, I would think that he would have some kind of strength only attainable by being drunk all the time.  Did you factor that in?
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: DW on April 07, 2008, 06:27:34 PM
Yes, they wouldn't let us do drunkness or magic. Therefore, Burlo's results are faulty.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 07, 2008, 06:34:04 PM
Cheat.  Give him plenty of experience fighting swarms.  That ought to make his results more realistic.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Gamefreak on April 15, 2008, 03:33:23 PM
23...

Not bad...Not bad...
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Keaton on April 15, 2008, 06:08:30 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on April 07, 2008, 06:34:04 PM
Cheat.  Give him plenty of experience fighting swarms.  That ought to make his results more realistic.

Cheaters never prosper.

Unless they don't get caught, which I'm sure happens quite often, actually.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Peka on April 15, 2008, 07:11:29 PM
I can take 15!
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Mysterious F. on April 16, 2008, 01:29:29 PM
I got ten. So far, I'm the lowest.  :D
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: DW on April 16, 2008, 05:58:32 PM
Quote from: Whocares on April 16, 2008, 01:29:29 PM
So far, I'm the lowest.  :D

That's what she...Eh...Forget it...
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: DarkZelda on April 26, 2008, 01:25:26 PM
26.

I win!

Haha.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Keaton on April 26, 2008, 03:47:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. Ian Malcom on April 06, 2008, 12:45:23 PM
There's nothing I like better than being a Marine.

Even in my present condition, I can take 36 of the little ****ers in a fight!

Correction:  I still win.
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Uximadesk on May 02, 2008, 11:38:29 PM
29... I just imagined myself using a kid as a nunchuck...

Nice...
Title: Re:How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on February 15, 2009, 10:57:24 PM
Quote from: Mikaudes the Joker on May 02, 2008, 11:38:29 PM
29... I just imagined myself using a kid as a nunchuck...

Nice...
I got the same score.
Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: cacturnerules on February 16, 2009, 08:39:02 AM
24. Pretty good.


EDIT: And 28 90 year olds.
Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on February 16, 2009, 08:44:48 AM
Yeah, I got 28 90 year olds as well. 
Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Keaton on February 16, 2009, 11:25:10 AM
I can take 41 90-year-olds.
Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on February 16, 2009, 11:54:13 AM
holy cow.   :o
Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Pale Dim on February 16, 2009, 01:47:58 PM
I took the test, I got 14. 5 year olds, I mean.
Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on February 16, 2009, 01:56:39 PM
I retook the test.  I can still take on 17 five year olds.

And I can take on 22 90 year olds.
Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take?
Post by: captainfalconeedfoodbadly on May 21, 2009, 03:50:02 PM
39  ;D

Because I HAVE NO SOUL MUAHAHAHAHA