The Desert Colossus

Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: Zelda Veteran on February 27, 2006, 07:56:16 PM

Title: MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on February 27, 2006, 07:56:16 PM
Are your parents just so stupid sometimes it makes you wonder how such a genius such as yourself was born? I was talkin about the twilight princess today, and my mom says why the heck would you want a game called the toilet princess?
i was mad the rest of the day. lol!
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: medli on February 28, 2006, 07:27:28 AM
lol toilet princess!
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on February 28, 2006, 04:22:27 PM
I was stunned... and prolly tramatized. Has your mom ever done somthing really stupid?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Omni-Link on February 28, 2006, 04:30:20 PM
HAHAHA FOFLAO  ;D

no my mom likes Zelda games she the best at WW

she rocks , I love my Momma
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Lokes on March 01, 2006, 06:09:50 AM
ok, after 15 minutes of hardcore laughing, and 10 minutes of breathing and tending to my sore lungs i answer... yes... my mom CAN be that stupid...

She once asked me "How do i manage to get the chat windows open on MSN..."
WTF!?

And I love her of course... she bought OoT for my Birthday...
I was sooooo happy... you can't imagine... YOU CAN'T!
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on March 01, 2006, 07:31:47 AM
or mabey i can. lol! anyways once my mom was cooking in the kitchen while me and my friends were talking. And my friend said My bad, cuz he mistaked one show for another. My mom must have heard this the wrong way, and i went into the kitchen to get some capri-sun's for all of us. there were none left, so i said, hey mom i thought you went shopping, and she says, i forgot the capri-sun's. My bag! Needless to say, me and the rest of my friends in the living room died laughing. then she was all like what? WHAT? what happened? ??? lol!
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Omni-Link on March 01, 2006, 09:30:17 AM
yea my mom is picky when playing games and soooo slooowww it drives me nuts

shell take so long on a tiny little things in the game
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: medli on March 01, 2006, 11:31:43 AM
well,when i'm playing games and she's watching she goes:
go that way!no other way!try your left!go and try your right! go and-oh,you're dead....
::)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on March 02, 2006, 02:27:13 PM
lol! my mom doesent even play these games. But my dad is a sore loser. I didnt know what character i was! There was a glitch! Somthing is wrong with my controller! lol! Oh, me and my friends call a glitch a game fart.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Lokes on March 02, 2006, 04:27:27 PM
lol
In norway fart meens speed...

Imagine the tourist's being stopped by the police becouse they have a speed control (farts kontroll)

How scared they must have been!  ;D :D ;)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on March 02, 2006, 05:38:34 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Thats HILARIOUSE!! Did you realize you exceded the fart limit ma'am? HAHHAHHAA! I love norway! :D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Omni-Link on March 03, 2006, 07:34:45 AM
Game fart thats rich i'm gonna use that now
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: medli on March 03, 2006, 08:07:20 AM
*trying to hold in laughing* :)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Omni-Link on March 03, 2006, 08:09:03 AM
(back on topic away from farts)

i ove my momma ... i cant cook by myself u know
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: medli on March 03, 2006, 08:12:28 AM
Quote from: Omni-Link on March 03, 2006, 08:09:03 AM
(back on topic away from farts)

i ove my momma ... i cant cook by myself u know
key word:ove
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Omni-Link on March 03, 2006, 08:14:19 AM
HAHA i suck at tiping realy bad
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: medli on March 03, 2006, 08:19:40 AM
 ;)
lol
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Omni-Link on March 03, 2006, 08:20:36 AM
OMG this topic is goin nowhre  :)  ;)  :D  ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Evilbob on March 03, 2006, 02:37:38 PM
For a doomed species you lot sure are happy...
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on March 03, 2006, 09:44:11 PM
true....
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: medli on March 04, 2006, 03:53:43 AM
wat do you mean doomed species?
i'm not human i'm a rito.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Evilbob on March 04, 2006, 05:28:39 AM
SSSHHHH!! :-X humans are notoriously racist!
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: medli on March 04, 2006, 06:26:29 AM
 ::)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Alpha on March 04, 2006, 08:44:48 PM
Good grief, Evilbob. It's quite obvious as to why they're all so happy. Don't you know the old saying, 'Ignorance is bliss'?

Unfortunately, I'm not that ignorant. It's kinda hard to be ignorant when you work as a secret agent for the world governme...I mean, when you...uh...um...never mind. :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: medli on March 05, 2006, 03:58:33 AM
ignorance is wat?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Evilbob on March 05, 2006, 05:04:29 AM
it means something similar to "don't know, don't care"
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: medli on March 05, 2006, 05:05:36 AM
oh............................
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 06, 2006, 07:53:36 PM
Giraffe.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Evilbob on March 07, 2006, 12:51:28 PM
LOL! Girraffeeeeeeeeeeeee! ;D ;D
furry giraffesssssssssssssssss.......
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dan_the_man on March 07, 2006, 12:55:22 PM
Anyways.....
back on topic:
camel
YOUR MUM
Ignorance if Futile
Your Mother
Easter camel
your Mothers a Camel
abcameldefghcamelijklcamelnopqrstuz
123456CAMEL7890
Giraffe Vs Camel  ! who would win?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Evilbob on March 07, 2006, 12:59:27 PM
Quote from: dan_the_man on March 07, 2006, 12:55:22 PM
Giraffe Vs Camel  ! who would win?
I would
Quote from: dan_the_man on March 07, 2006, 12:55:22 PM
Giraffes will all die
no need for such language
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dan_the_man on March 07, 2006, 01:03:01 PM
wait a minite? i never said the giraffe thing!

but anyways , camels would blatently win the camel vs giraffe fight as camel are camels , and camels do as camels do , so therefore the camels would win - for the camels would beat the giraffe as the camel has a hump , and as the camel has a hump and the giraffe hasnt got a hump , the camel would fly and deafeat any non-camel organisms , for the camels live in a different place to giraffes, and living in a different place concludes why camels would win the camel vs giraffe fight as camel are camels , and camels do as camels do , so therefore the camels would win for the camels would beat the giraffe as the camel has a hump , and as the camel has a hump and the giraffe hasnt got a hump , the camel would fly and deafeat any non-camel organisms , for the camels live in a different place to giraffes, and living in a different place concludes why camels would win the camel vs giraffefight as camel are camels , and camels do as camels do , so therefore the camels would win for the camels would beat the giraffe as the camel has a hump , and as the camel has a hump and the giraffe hasnt got a hump , the camel would fly and deafeat any non-camel organisms , for the camels live in a different place to giraffes, and living in a different place concludes why camels would win the camel vs giraffefight as camel are camels , and camels do as camels do , so therefore the camels would win for the camels would beat the giraffe as the camel has a hump , and as the camel has a hump and the giraffe hasnt got a hump , the camel would fly and deafeat any non-camel organisms , for the camels live in a different place to giraffes, and living in a different place concludes why camels would win the camel vs giraffefight as camel are camels , and camels do as camels do , so therefore the camels would win for the camels would beat the giraffe as the camel has a hump , and as the camel has a hump and the giraffe hasnt got a hump , the camel would fly and deafeat any non-camel organisms , for the camels live in a different place to giraffes, and living in a different place concludes why camels would win the camel vs giraffefight as camel are camels , and camels do as camels do , so therefore the camels would win for the camels would beat the giraffe as the camel has a hump , and as the camel has a hump and the giraffe hasnt got a hump , the camel would fly and deafeat any non-camel organisms , for the camels live in a different place to giraffes, and living in a different place concludes why camels would win the camel vs giraffefight as camel are camels , and camels do as camels do , so therefore the camels would win for the camels would beat the giraffe as the camel has a hump , and as the camel has a hump and the giraffe hasnt got a hump , the camel would fly and deafeat any non-camel organisms , for the camels live in a different place to giraffes, and living in a different place concludes why camels would win the camel vs giraffe


GO CAMEL!
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on March 09, 2006, 03:17:02 PM
OMG i read all of that. how long did it take u 2 type that :o
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dan_the_man on March 10, 2006, 04:37:17 AM
lol- like 2 mins , i wrote it so it links into eachother then copied it like 30 times so it is never ending  ;)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: medli on March 10, 2006, 08:27:59 AM
oh my............................................................... :o
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on March 10, 2006, 07:24:15 PM
AWESOME DUDE go on the topic Random facts plez
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on March 11, 2006, 07:16:11 AM
*twitch* *twitch* :-X
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mysterious F. on May 27, 2006, 08:23:49 PM
I just saw a post here, and now it's gone. Where is it?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on May 27, 2006, 08:27:19 PM
I deleted it!!!!!!!!!!oneoneone
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mysterious F. on May 27, 2006, 08:28:59 PM
SPLEEEEE!!! And of all posts, it was your post. All it was was a bunch of numbers. I'm surprised.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on May 27, 2006, 08:34:49 PM
Fun w/ binaray.

1100111001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 01010 0 010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mysterious F. on May 27, 2006, 08:36:10 PM
Quote from: shadowlink13 on May 27, 2006, 08:34:49 PM
Fun w/ binaray.

1100111001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 01010 0 010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010
Proof! How could you of all people post like that?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Aero on May 28, 2006, 08:59:13 AM
NOOOOO!!!!! NOT NUMBERS!!!! I HATE MATH, IT'S PURE EVIL!!!!!!!p.s a camel can't beat a giraffe, beacuse THEY WOULD NEVER FIGHT,DUH!!!!!!!!!! (I'm crazy today.....) ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dragon lord on May 28, 2006, 09:27:09 AM
T.V. GOOD FOR ED!!!
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 28, 2006, 12:21:37 PM
Your momma thinks square roots are a vegetable.

Don't you dare insult math!  Use binary all you want, shadowlink13!  e is your friend!  So is the number line!  Trig is your enemy!  Done with trig!  Integrate the twice differentiable equation!  2+2=4!  I'm a normal, crazy, paradoxical kid! ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on May 28, 2006, 05:36:35 PM
Quick, Hi no Seijin! What's the second derivitive of 3x3+9x2-6x+13 !?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on May 28, 2006, 07:54:10 PM
I got the first Kingdom Hearts when I was 8 (I think) and I was so happy I started talking really fast, and she thought I said ''Kindum Farts'' so she called it that. lol
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Jack on May 28, 2006, 07:58:42 PM
Quote from: shadowlink13 on May 27, 2006, 08:34:49 PM
Fun w/ binaray.

1100111001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 01010 0 010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010

ÎT¥JJTK*R¥% 9R•))Q(¥*RR¢Ê ”©IJ‹*R¥%*,© J””¨²¥*RR¢Ê”©IJ‹*R¥ %*,©J””¨²¥*RR¢, eh?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mysterious F. on May 28, 2006, 08:03:11 PM
Heh?  ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? I'm confused. My head hurts. Everything went well until that camel exploded. ;)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on May 28, 2006, 08:19:15 PM
Quote from: Jack on May 28, 2006, 07:58:42 PM
Quote from: shadowlink13 on May 27, 2006, 08:34:49 PM
Fun w/ binaray.

1100111001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 01010 0 010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010

ÎT¥JJTK*R¥% 9R•))Q(¥*RR¢Ê ”©IJ‹*R¥%*,© J””¨²¥*RR¢Ê”©IJ‹*R¥ %*,©J””¨²¥*RR¢, eh?
lol, you guys are great
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mysterious F. on May 28, 2006, 08:24:22 PM
That's why I joined the sight.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Evilbob on May 29, 2006, 05:02:54 AM
Quote from: Howl on May 28, 2006, 08:19:15 PM
Quote from: Jack on May 28, 2006, 07:58:42 PM
Quote from: shadowlink13 on May 27, 2006, 08:34:49 PM
Fun w/ binaray.

1100111001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 01010 0 010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010 11001010 100101001 01010010100 1001 010 01 01010 0 010

ÎT¥JJTK*R¥% 9R•))Q(¥*RR¢Ê ”©IJ‹*R¥%*,© J””¨²¥*RR¢Ê”©IJ‹*R¥ %*,©J””¨²¥*RR¢, eh?
lol, you guys are great
You only just worked that out?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on May 29, 2006, 07:57:38 AM
Quote from: Jack on May 28, 2006, 07:58:42 PM

ÎT¥JJTK*R¥% 9R•))Q(¥*RR¢Ê ”©IJ‹*R¥%*,© J””¨²¥*RR¢Ê”©IJ‹*R¥ %*,©J””¨²¥*RR¢, eh?

I agree with Whocares. Jack, you're a mad genius! ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on May 29, 2006, 08:14:10 AM
It's on now.

*╩ò8ff¼ ╬8f897♦51a╣*k▌_>Äi.ÖτX,2 Σ)⌠) ZΣ►╦45τ cM↨o╢╝ x5ô└▬♂33M+@▓┤○µ└ @╝◙♂XMⁿx4!/π ê╕ qα ππmmpieπππ]MX ═X ▓/ ▌◙ ♀nπ╟Öw^Ö á4655
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Jack on May 29, 2006, 11:33:09 AM
Quote from: shadowlink13 on May 29, 2006, 08:14:10 AM
It's on now.

*╩ò8ff¼ ╬8f897♦51a╣*k▌_>Äi.ÖτX,2 Σ)⌠) ZΣ►╦45τ cM↨o╢╝ x5ô└▬♂33M+@▓┤○µ└ @╝◙♂XMⁿx4!/π ê╕ qα ππmmpieπππ]MX ═X ▓/ ▌◙ ♀nπ╟Öw^Ö á4655

00101010 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110101 00110111 00110111 00111011 11110010 00111000 01100110 01100110 10111100 00100000 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110101 00111000 00110000 00111011 00111000 01100110 00111000 00111001 00110111 00100110 00100011 00111001 00111000 00110011 00110000 00111011 00110101 00110001 01100001 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110101 00110111 00110001 00111011 00101010 01101011 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110001 00110010 00111011 01011111 00111110 11000100 01101001 00101110 11010110 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110100 00111011 01011000 00101100 00110010 00100000 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110011 00110001 00111011 00101001 00100110 00100011 00111000 00111001 00111001 00110010 00111011 00101001 00100000 01011010 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110011 00110001 00111011 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110101 00111000 00111011 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110101 00110111 00110100 00111011 00110100 00110101 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110100 00111011 00100000 01100011 01001101 00100110 00100011 00111000 00110110 00110001 00110110 00111011 01101111 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110101 00110111 00110000 00111011 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110101 00110110 00110101 00111011 00100000 01111000 00110101 11110100 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110100 00111001 00110010 00111011 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110100 00110100 00111011 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110111 00111001 00110100 00111011 00110011 00110011 01001101 00101011 01000000 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110001 00111001 00111011 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110101 00110000 00111000 00111011 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110111 00110101 00111011 10110101 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110100 00111001 00110010 00111011 00100000 01000000 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110101 00110110 00110101 00111011 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00111000 00111001 00111011 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110111 00111001 00110100 00111011 01011000 01001101 00100110 00100011 00111000 00110011 00110001 00111001 00111011 01111000 00110100 00100001 00101111 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110000 00111011 00100000 11101010 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110101 00110101 00110111 00111011 00100000 01110001 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110100 00110101 00111011 00100000 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110000 00111011 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110000 00111011 01101101 01101101 01110000 01101001 01100101 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110000 00111011 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110000 00111011 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110000 00111011 01011101 01001101 01011000 00100000 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110101 00110101 00110010 00111011 01011000 00100000 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110001 00111001 00111011 00101111 00100000 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110001 00110010 00111011 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00111000 00111001 00111011 00100000 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110111 00111001 00110010 00111011 01101110 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110110 00110000 00111011 00100110 00100011 00111001 00110101 00110110 00110111 00111011 11010110 01110111 01011110 11010110 00100000 11100001 00110100 00110110 00110101 00110101

Take that!
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mysterious F. on May 29, 2006, 12:17:21 PM
What does that mean?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Jack on May 29, 2006, 01:29:58 PM
It's what SL wrote translated into binary.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on May 29, 2006, 01:38:44 PM
awesome
100 001 10 01 0001 100000 101010 0000011111 000111 1000000 111100 0101111000 01010101000011 0101010 01011001010101110 0111 010101111111 0000 010101 0111 00001011 0011 0101010101 0101 00000000011 1111111110 0001011 !@#$%^&*()))(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(&^%$%&*&^%$%^*()&^%$%^&*(*&^%$%^&*(^%$%^&**&^%$*(*&^ typical me, well gat back on topic plaese
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Postman on May 29, 2006, 01:53:52 PM
YO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAA ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on May 31, 2006, 02:38:10 PM
thats the glory about it Howl! ITS A CHAT BOARD!! SPAM IS ALLOWED!! WE DONT HAVE TO STAY ON TOPIC! HIZZA! oh, and YO MAMMA!!
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on May 31, 2006, 08:32:18 PM
So behave on other topics or this will happenhttp://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/997/Laser+Kitties (http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/997/Laser+Kitties)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on May 31, 2006, 10:59:31 PM
lol! thats was pretty funny! the other day, I asked my mom what we were doing after dinner. She said she didnt know. My sister walks up and asks what we were doing after dinner, and she said we were going to see a movie. I was all like, what the heck mom!
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 01, 2006, 01:57:11 PM
QuoteQuick, Hi no Seijin! What's the second derivitive of 3x3+9x2-6x+13 !?
18x+18.  Don't you have anything harder?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 02:05:58 PM
You want it to be harder...? Okay...

6789x7-|-32x9*23x|+15%x8/7 (Beat that without a calculator, and I'll give you a trick to find a close approximation to pi!) ;)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Evilbob on June 01, 2006, 02:17:05 PM
Cheese?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 02:18:04 PM
If only that were a close answer... ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 01, 2006, 02:29:35 PM
 :o  I haven't learned that yet!

I do believe you have won, MagmarFire.  I bow to your skills.  *bows*

Cheese is nowhere close to the answer.  But I like mozarello. ;D

I like to confuse my mom. ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 02:44:24 PM
Oh, I don't wanna do it without a calculator... I'll tell you the answer: The second derivitive of that is... 285138x5-2590.8 . ;)

And, about that pi trick... divide 153.93804 by 49 and see what happens. ;)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 01, 2006, 03:04:52 PM
 :o Astounding.  I must share this with my Calculus teacher.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 03:07:13 PM
The pi trick or the derivitive?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 01, 2006, 03:14:03 PM
The pi trick.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 03:24:42 PM
The trick is not entirely exact, but I think it's a good one if your calculator doesn't have a pi key. ;)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 01, 2006, 03:39:35 PM
It's close though.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 03:44:00 PM
it's a bird it's a plane, no it's SUPER CAT
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/378/Strong+Cat (http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/378/Strong+Cat)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 01, 2006, 03:46:59 PM
Squirrels are the future.  Not cats.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 03:48:07 PM
I wouldn't tell AK Cat that.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 01, 2006, 03:50:01 PM
Ha!  Like AK cat can hurt me!  HEY!  AK CAT!  SQUIRRELS ARE THE FUTURE!  NOT CATS!

And you were worried. ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 03:54:27 PM
Yeah, you're right. You ARE a cogeneral, right? ;)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 03:55:24 PM
no, Ninja cats are
http://funnyjunk.com/movies/15/Ninja+Cats/stream (http://funnyjunk.com/movies/15/Ninja+Cats/stream)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 01, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
He he.

Squirrels are still the future. ;)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 01, 2006, 05:16:00 PM
thats where you're wrong. Penguens are where its at. (http://gwendel.homeunix.com/random/p_bear.jpg) look at him! bravely preparing to take on a foe 4 times his size! Penguins do not fear any opposition. You will all be eradicated! If you would like to enlist in my penguin army, quote this mesage, and sign under it. I am your chief Glacier. When you enlist, pick an arctic name. Thank you. MAY PENGUINS TRIUPH!
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 05:19:44 PM
Awesome picture, dude! LOL! ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 05:21:42 PM
I'll be the warfare guy who leads the army
Name: Icecap
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 01, 2006, 05:36:30 PM
nice! I dub thee><><>< General Ice Cap
So now we have an army of Penguins, Chief Glacier, and General Ice cap! We still need a professional penguin soldier, a navy specialist, and a couple of other spots filled. Please enlist.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 05:41:33 PM
Now the army has to follow my orders
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 05:42:38 PM
I don't know if I would fit in... I AM fire-based, after all. Plus, I can't stand cold temperatures (your headquarters ARE in a tundra environment, right?).
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 05:46:14 PM
we have hottubes to burn our enemies to a crisp
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 01, 2006, 05:47:53 PM
If i were to reveal the whear abouts of our secret base of of operations, we would be raided bye a squirrel air-strike in no time at all. But yes we reside in a cold envirement. Our code name however is no secret. we are P.A.D.S.
Penguin Army Death Syndicate. Please enlist with a cool ice type name. OH! Be COLD FIRE!
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 05:51:54 PM
Alright, sure! Cool (literally and metaphorically) name, too!

My mercenary band of banana-eating scarabs will join you, also! ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 05:53:08 PM
or Spicy Iceor Icy Spicewhich ever he likes
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 01, 2006, 05:54:58 PM
wait a minute. Are scarubs bugs? If they are, they will be lunch to my penguins. :-\
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 05:57:25 PM
YEEAAH LUNCH 8)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 05:59:25 PM
HEY, I said I was gonna JOIN you! My scarabs weren't going to hurt YOUR army in any way (unless it committed mutiny).
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 06:06:40 PM
Well I command them now, so put the scarubs down, their for fighting
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 01, 2006, 06:20:26 PM
new recriut!
P.A.D.S.
Chief Glacier
General Ice Cap
Soldier Cold-FirePenguins
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 06:27:41 PM
YEAH! Awesome!

But, for the record, I'm keeping my username, if you don't mind.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 01, 2006, 06:31:02 PM
definitly! Its just a nick name!
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 06:33:21 PM
Awesome, dude!
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 06:39:54 PM
ZV why do you keep changing you'r avatar, I liked the one with Link playing the gutiar
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 01, 2006, 06:44:05 PM
i liked that one too! But i cant find it anymore! :'(
i will look for it some more
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 06:48:57 PM
cool, it seemed to suit you better, I can't get my own avatar, but I don't know how can you help me
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 06:52:47 PM
Do you know about Google? Google has an image search engine that can help you find a possible avatar. However, you can only get an avatar that doesn't exceed the 100x100 limit.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 06:55:34 PM
but I always get the RED X OF DOOM
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 01, 2006, 06:59:44 PM
Try a different picture format. Are you looking for .jpg pictures?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on June 01, 2006, 07:04:46 PM
yeah, and I picked one out on a search, but on the list of this webs avatars , do I leave this one highlighted and check the box or put no pic and check the box
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 02, 2006, 07:59:48 AM
Actually, you copy the URL of your picture, place it in the "I've got a pic" text box, check the check box next to it, and save your profile.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on June 02, 2006, 12:17:07 PM
nevermind, I did it myself
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 02:31:30 PM
Someone mentioned a squirrel air strike force, or something like that.  Do you need one?  My Pegasus Wolves are ready.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 02, 2006, 02:34:30 PM
First squirrels, and then wolves... What next!? ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 02:39:40 PM
I have gentically engineered a neodragon.  It's a cross between a classical dragon and a wolf, and I call it a wolf dragon (duh).  I also took an eagle and wolf and and created a creature called a wolfen; think griffen, except for a wolf hind legs and tail. ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 02, 2006, 02:46:33 PM
The Evolutionary War has just begun... ::) (Hehe!)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 02:49:07 PM
Actually, that was scheduled for next week. ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 02, 2006, 02:51:32 PM
Who plans for war, anyway?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 02:59:24 PM
I do. I find that if I plan them out, they're less stressful and I win more often. ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 02, 2006, 03:05:12 PM
Its true. Thats hy i have General Ice Cap. I hope he has good battle strategies.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 02, 2006, 03:15:02 PM
I'm sure China would plan to start a war.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 04:04:42 PM
Who cares about China?  Japan's the one that comes out with the best games ever. ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 02, 2006, 04:16:12 PM
China manufactures 83% of our imports. On a lot of things you have, read the fine print on the tag: MADE IN CHINA. Also China could over throw the world if they wanted. Trust me. I care about china. Also, isnt it Ironic that China manufactures all of our stuff, Japan bombed us in pearl harbor, and yet 70% of America favors Japan?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 04:22:34 PM
I told you; Japan's the one who comes out with the best games. ;D

Post that irony in the Ironies thread for safe keeping.

China is in the back of my mind.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 02, 2006, 04:27:03 PM
will do hi no seijin!

PS: I agree ;)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 04:41:26 PM
Oooohhhhh...Red is the color of fire. ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 02, 2006, 04:43:31 PM
not just that. Fire can also be
yellow
orange
blue
white
and even green!
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 04:47:46 PM
Very true, trust me.  But I use red as a symbol for fire since not everyone has seen green fire.  But they will when I burn them.  Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! :D (highlight for evil effect)

(I think that highlight for evil effect thing is your discovery, ZV; thanks ;D )
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 02, 2006, 04:49:38 PM
she has her dumb moments, but she is extremely smart. She passed Physics with an A! :o
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 02, 2006, 04:51:46 PM
How can you say that? That's horrible.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 05:03:51 PM
Quotelol ur mom is dumb
Stop insulting yourself, Mom. ;)

My mom is smart in certain areas, but not as good in others.  For example, I ask for cooking advice (even the best needs it ;D ) she helps me out a lot, but I can't ask for help in calculus because she doesn't know it.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 06:08:08 AM
Hmm... Must I take calculus in a later year or not...? Would that help in game design?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 03, 2006, 06:56:02 AM
It might.  And it's easy.  If you have a mind for math, that is. ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 02:46:04 PM
Alright, cool. Thanks! ;D
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 03, 2006, 04:44:31 PM
The world's gone mad!, goro.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DarkZelda on June 03, 2006, 04:48:44 PM
hey guys, i think we are off-topic.

back on track:  my mom, whenever wer play SSBM, she needs  about 5 minuets to figure out the controls. it takes us 2 hours to complete one round with 10 lives, becasue she just keeps running away from me  :P
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 03, 2006, 05:15:35 PM
I guess that's when ranged weaponry comes in handy. ;) What character do you use?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JDog on June 04, 2006, 05:41:51 PM
You people are lucky, my mom doesn't like videogames and she's kinda strick. Oh and she yells alot.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: alex on June 04, 2006, 10:19:24 PM
i love my mom, she so stupid

ok, she found these old numchucks (if thats how you spell it) in the attic right... so she brings them down and starts swingin them around. so of course, being her daughter, i couldnt resist... i to was doin goofy numcuck moves. while we were being stupid and messing around there just happens to be some dumb jakie chan movie on tv. then my mom goes "your a natural, just like charlie chang." i mean come on! eveybody knows who jakie chan is. i was like wtheck??? that was like a long time ago and i still call her charlie today... :)
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JDog on June 05, 2006, 07:23:04 AM
HE HE HE HE, Charlie Chan, thats pritty funny, my mom's not the goofer, my dad is, he is so funny.
Title: Re: MeMoRieS
Post by: Howl on June 25, 2006, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: Whocares on May 28, 2006, 08:03:11 PM
Heh?  ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? I'm confused. My head hurts. Everything went well until that camel exploded. ;)
see now
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JDog on June 25, 2006, 08:33:30 PM
What camel?
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Howl on June 25, 2006, 08:35:19 PM
go to page 3 on this topic and then go to page 4 and read that
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JDog on June 27, 2006, 03:00:05 PM
I did.
Title: Re:MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 27, 2006, 05:52:19 PM
youve been doing that quite a bit jdog. try to make your responces a little longer and meaningful.