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Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 11:41:21 AM

Title: SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 11:41:21 AM
Spam.

Spam.

Spam spam spam.

The end.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 04:34:12 PM
oh hey this one's open too

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Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 12, 2008, 04:39:49 PM
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Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 04:44:23 PM
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Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 04:50:01 PM
GREATEST SONG EVAR
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 04:55:34 PM
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Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 12, 2008, 05:01:13 PM
That includes Ken Jennings.

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/KenJennings_lg.jpg)

That was the only picture I had of him, and I didn't feel like going to Google.

I changed my mind.  Here ya go.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: JDog on April 12, 2008, 06:05:19 PM
Chris Farley: Quick, in the fredge, bats light attracts bats.
David Spaid: Thats moths you dumb***, not bats!  ;D
Man, that movie always cracks me up!
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 06:15:31 PM
Quote from: Master Jedi on April 12, 2008, 06:05:19 PM
Chris Farley: Quick, in the fredge, bats light attracts bats.
David Spaid: Thats moths you dumb***, not bats!  ;D
Man, that movie always cracks me up!

All right.  Let's go through that step-by-step, shall we?

1) Fredge is spelled 'Fridge'.
2) Bats light attracts bats?  That makes no sense.
3) David Spade's name is spelled 'Spade'
4) Dumb*** is almost never followed by ;D.
5) Chris Farley is not funny.  Everything that follows that name is automatically negated.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Gamefreak on April 12, 2008, 06:16:53 PM
Ouch.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 06:22:44 PM
Quote from: Tacheon Alexander Black on April 12, 2008, 06:15:31 PM
5) Chris Farley is not funny.  Everything that follows that name is automatically negated.

Whatever point you were trying to make is disregarded right here.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 06:26:29 PM
*checks Wikipedia*

Oh wait, Chris Farley.  I thought he said Chris Tucker for a second.

I feel pretty dumb right now.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Gamefreak on April 12, 2008, 06:26:39 PM
This is directed to whoever you want it to be.

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Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Fishalicious on April 12, 2008, 06:26:58 PM
SPAM DOESN'T FLOW FROM ONE POST TO THE OTHER, GAIS.

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Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 06:28:40 PM
Quote from: Tacheon Alexander Black on April 12, 2008, 06:26:29 PM
*checks Wikipedia*

Oh wait, Chris Farley.  I thought he said Chris Tucker for a second.

I feel pretty dumb right now.

Shaaaaame. Shaaaaaaame.

You have been demoted to the LAEM Squad.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 06:30:54 PM
You're a cruel determinist, Commodore.

I wish I knew how to quit you
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Fishalicious on April 12, 2008, 06:32:30 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/invisible-everything.jpg)
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 06:33:26 PM
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/5150/wearegoingtodiekermitoz9.gif)
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 06:33:45 PM
The cat is not invisible.  Therefore, the picture lied.

And, by proxy, you lied.

You're a liar, Lovely Futa!
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 06:34:49 PM
Quote from: Tacheon Alexander Black on April 12, 2008, 06:33:45 PM
The cat is not invisible.  Therefore, the picture lied.

And, by proxy, you lied.

You're a liar, Lovely Futa!

(http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj13/yuccabena/jesus.jpg)
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on April 12, 2008, 06:38:40 PM
agent celery is in da house
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Fishalicious on April 12, 2008, 06:39:19 PM
You're forgetting the real liar here, Tacheon.

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/13/chocolate_narrowweb__300x435,0.jpg)
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 06:40:47 PM
But it is delicious cake.  You must eat it.

EDIT:  Hey everyone, it's Agent Celery!
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 06:40:56 PM
Quote from: Lovely Rita on April 12, 2008, 06:39:19 PM
You're forgetting the real liar here, Tacheon.

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Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 12, 2008, 06:42:29 PM
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/DoWhatNow.jpg)
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 06:42:55 PM
Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Sozay!

And the killer in Se7en!
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on April 12, 2008, 06:43:23 PM
HaVe a NIcE sliece of FAIL C@kE!!!!!!!!!!!11
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 06:43:45 PM
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m250/thegreatob/hitler.jpg)
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Fishalicious on April 12, 2008, 06:44:18 PM
sup, agent celery?
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 12, 2008, 06:45:41 PM
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/Motivational/TotalDesperation.jpg)
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 06:46:29 PM
That's not true.

Chuck Norris invented the car, too.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Fishalicious on April 12, 2008, 06:47:15 PM
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r153/faceless_nothing/RedRanger.gif)
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 06:49:54 PM
U win.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 12, 2008, 06:52:15 PM
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Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: JDog on April 12, 2008, 06:52:57 PM
Quote from: Lovely Rita on April 12, 2008, 06:47:15 PM
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r153/faceless_nothing/RedRanger.gif)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 06:53:45 PM
NO

You've been BANNED from EMOTICONS.

EMOTIBANNED
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 06:56:04 PM
1. Create image macro.
2. Post it.
3. ? ? ?
4. EPIC LULZ
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 12, 2008, 06:57:51 PM
You forgot one.

5.
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/HighFive.jpg)
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: JDog on April 12, 2008, 06:59:39 PM
Quote from: Tacheon Alexander Black on April 12, 2008, 06:53:45 PM
NO

You've been BANNED from EMOTICONS.

EMOTIBANNED
You disgust me.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 07:00:00 PM
Quote from: Commodore Philippe on April 12, 2008, 06:56:04 PM
1. Create image macro.
2. Post it.
3. ? ? ?
4. EPIC LULZ

WRONG.  It is:

1. Create image macro.
2. Post it.
3. ? ? ?
4. PROFIT!!!

You've been BANNED from MEMES.

MEMEBANNED

[size=0]Just kidding, Commodore, you're the exception to the rule.[/size]
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 07:00:33 PM
FINISH HIM JDOG

FINISH HIM
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: JDog on April 12, 2008, 07:00:42 PM
And you my friend have been banned from banning people...
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Gamefreak on April 12, 2008, 07:00:53 PM
Quote from: Tacheon Alexander Black on April 12, 2008, 06:53:45 PM
NO

You've been BANNED from EMOTICONS.

EMOTIBANNED

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Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 07:02:53 PM
I am so saving that, Gamefreak.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 07:04:26 PM
TACHEON USED LONGCAT!

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/91/Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongcat.JPG)
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Gamefreak on April 12, 2008, 07:05:40 PM
Longcat is long, and contains several offensive words and pictures.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 07:06:44 PM
It is only saved for drastic situations.

And you should've heard JDog during April Fool's, the words in Longcat are hardly news to him.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Gamefreak on April 12, 2008, 07:09:01 PM
No really, I think it's funny, but there really are some bad pictures in it.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 12, 2008, 07:10:51 PM
I have to agree with Gamefreak on this one.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 07:12:17 PM
I'm going to have to agree with HNS on this one.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 07:12:36 PM
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I'm sorry.  There's the edited version.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 07:13:06 PM
Not long enough.
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 07:13:54 PM
That's at long as it would go, because of the TDC message length maximum.

Sorry...
Title: Re:SPAM SPAM SPAM
Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 12, 2008, 07:14:54 PM
Silly limits.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 07:16:03 PM
There is no limit to how silly something can be.
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Post by: Gamefreak on April 12, 2008, 07:16:22 PM
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee269/fragizzle72/deathstar.jpg)
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on April 12, 2008, 07:22:56 PM
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/ItsBeautiful.jpg)

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/FeetLord/Forum%20pics/IgnoreHim.jpg)
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Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 07:23:07 PM
SAVED
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Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 07:23:56 PM
Double Post.

TACHEON EDITED LONGCAT


Checkzors.

(http://sixpop.com/images/file/44779765.jpg)
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Post by: Darth Wyndisis on April 12, 2008, 07:28:35 PM
I may be a hogwarts student, but I'm also a Satanist!
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Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 07:29:49 PM
Haha, that fanfic was pretty brutal.

Aren't they the same thing, though?
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Post by: Gamefreak on April 12, 2008, 07:30:50 PM
The gore was ok, I was just upset over the nudity and language.
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Post by: Keaton on April 12, 2008, 07:32:29 PM
Well you know what.

YOU WANT THE MATH?  YOU CANT HANDLE THE MATH
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on April 12, 2008, 07:37:59 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on April 12, 2008, 07:30:50 PM
The gore was ok, I was just upset over the nudity and language.

It's not like he got rid of it. It's still there.

HE'S TRYING TO TRICK YOU DON'T FALL FOR IT OMIGOD
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Post by: Happytime Harley on April 13, 2008, 12:54:31 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jH8gtrD4_C4

MOSKAU! ENTER THE HYMEN STORE! TWO MEN ARE SCORCHED AND BURNED! KITE ME A SIGN!
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Post by: Fishalicious on April 13, 2008, 07:20:20 AM
Hahaha...

nudity? on the internet?

You're funny, GF.