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Zelda Lore => Theories => Topic started by: Evilbob on March 01, 2006, 08:50:44 AM

Title: the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Evilbob on March 01, 2006, 08:50:44 AM
I was round at davros's house and playing on zelda. I found that zelda changes time a lot. normal games speed up tIme slightly, but zelda takes it to extremes.
what felt like 1/2 an hour turned out to be 7 hours!
Gannon is going to take over the world by making us play zelda and by the time we finish he will have control of the whole world!
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: dan_the_man on March 01, 2006, 08:52:38 AM
yes.....im sure that is the cartoons plan
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Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 01, 2006, 08:54:49 AM
lol ALL HAIL GANON, He will be back and I will have a share in his power :) :) :) :) :) :) :-X
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Evilbob on March 01, 2006, 12:44:37 PM
Too late, Gannon already controls the world!
Haven't you realised?
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: medli on March 01, 2006, 12:47:56 PM
you men...
anyway,if ganon took over the world then wouldn't we have realised by now? ;)
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Evilbob on March 01, 2006, 12:58:39 PM
No. he controls our minds and makes us oblivious to the truth.
oh well, only 6 years to go...
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Davros on March 02, 2006, 08:38:50 AM
Your idea seems a little odd Evilbob. If Ganon did control the world then why would he allow you to work it out. If he controls minds why not control yours. Oh dear. I can't believe I'm talking about this...
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Post by: Valoo on March 02, 2006, 09:45:51 AM
I agree time does go fast when playing a zelda game. Not sure about Gannon ruling the world though...
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: medli on March 02, 2006, 11:06:16 AM
if ganon took over the world and heros were drained from their courage and abilaty,i would be the new hero!  ;)
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Evilbob on March 02, 2006, 12:15:57 PM
Isnt it obvious?
Gannon controls the world. controling everyones mind takes alot of power. He knows that most people who say he controls the world will be dismissed as insane, so he dosen't bother.

simple, see?
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Post by: medli on March 02, 2006, 12:18:47 PM
 ???
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Post by: Evilbob on March 02, 2006, 12:21:14 PM
How do you not understand?
Humans are strange. I have to leave this insignificant planet.
Oh, god, I typed that out and my delete button is broken and the mouse will only go left. Nooooo!!!
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Post by: Evilbob on March 02, 2006, 12:30:21 PM
gannon dosen't really care anyway. when he gets the triforce he will destroy the world.
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Post by: medli on March 02, 2006, 12:39:34 PM
double post alert!
i get you now! :D
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on March 02, 2006, 02:00:51 PM
this is an odd discussion... But i like your ideas evil bob! keep em comming!
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Post by: Evilslayer on March 03, 2006, 02:49:57 AM
Just try and write Ganon with one n. The last thing we need is for someone to scream, 'GANNON-BANNED!!!' :P
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Evilbob on March 03, 2006, 09:20:50 AM
You like my ideas??!?!?!?!??!
Are you insane?
I most definetley am.
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: medli on March 03, 2006, 10:02:53 AM
why are you negative bout yourself? ???
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Post by: dan_the_man on March 03, 2006, 01:35:14 PM
its called  wit
hes jokeing , and i found it funi.
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: medli on March 04, 2006, 12:16:40 PM
wateva you men confuse me.........
;) jk ur ace
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Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 05, 2006, 07:25:43 AM
U are crazy, however ur ideas seem to fit
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: medli on March 05, 2006, 07:51:01 AM
hu? me or bobby?
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Post by: Evilbob on March 05, 2006, 07:55:26 AM
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! :-X :-X :-X
you burn my ears! refer not to me as "bobby"
evilbob, bob or evil only!
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on March 05, 2006, 08:11:53 AM
some people are real wierd about ther names here! loL! Dan_the_man cant be called danny, Phantompig, was called piggy, and he didnt like it, and now bob, is now bobby? wow. lol so what exactly does this topic meen anyway? ???
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: medli on March 05, 2006, 08:27:18 AM
that i give men headaches by calling them sumut with y on the end!
isn't that right bobby?
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 06, 2006, 09:49:00 AM
lol I've been known as Ganny b4 lol
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Post by: Evilslayer on March 07, 2006, 03:35:05 AM
I wouldn't mind being called Evvy. :P But then, I am weird, I guess. I didn't mind being taken for a girl a while ago.
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Evilbob on March 07, 2006, 08:28:26 AM
Ah well, I only have to cope for 6 years
(not long in the ethereal realm)

END OF THE WORLD ;D ;D ;D!!!!!!
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 08, 2006, 09:29:45 AM
Ganon gonna kick out ass :o :o :o :o
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Davros on March 08, 2006, 09:37:42 AM
This discussion doesn't seem to be going anywhere... As for you, Evilbob, is it that painfull to be called bobby? I don't mind what you call me. Except for Ted. That name gives me bad thoughts... :'(
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Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 08, 2006, 09:41:15 AM
Why who's ted??? I like been called Moe, Dave or just plain ganon
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Davros on March 08, 2006, 09:43:19 AM
Don't say the name!!!!! :'( Just leave it as forbidden teritory ok. As for your names why Moe and Dave? They seem to be unrelated?
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 08, 2006, 09:53:30 AM
Well Ganon is obvious. Moe cause he is my fave simpsons character and I kinda act like him and Dave was kinda random
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Evilbob on March 09, 2006, 10:39:18 AM
I know where you live MAVE!
Long live google earth!
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: dan_the_man on March 09, 2006, 12:24:34 PM
lol- google earth rocks!!! i can see my house!!! hehehe
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 10, 2006, 08:49:30 AM
google earth???
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Evilbob on March 10, 2006, 09:20:31 AM
Its a map of the whole planet on your computer!
You can look for your house and stuff!!
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 10, 2006, 10:30:25 AM
kool, i just tried to install it but me comp aint powerful enough lol
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Evilbob on March 10, 2006, 01:25:27 PM
Unlucky :(
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Post by: Davros on March 10, 2006, 10:35:38 PM
Google earth has pictures of places all over the world but seems to believe that most of north yorkshire has been overwhelmed by a giant black blob.
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Evilbob on March 11, 2006, 03:53:38 AM
no, its actually a massive cloud that blurs everything exept towns and stuff.
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: The Postman on March 11, 2006, 04:50:36 AM
I have returned lol. oh and hi bobby
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 11, 2006, 06:41:16 AM
surley itz not always cloudy. ??? ??? ??? Oh well
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Post by: Evilbob on March 11, 2006, 08:16:43 AM
no, I mean all the stuff that isn't important is blury
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: dan_the_man on March 11, 2006, 10:21:33 AM
yeh they only take hi-res pics of important places - (like bournemouth where i live!)
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Davros on March 12, 2006, 12:07:03 AM
Someone has a high view of themself...
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 12, 2006, 08:59:54 AM
A VERY HIGH VIEW LOL.
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Evilbob on March 12, 2006, 09:06:30 AM
hi res pics mean we know just where you live!
I live in the blury area! U can't see me!
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Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 12, 2006, 09:12:46 AM
hey I've just realised, you area is doomed, I can't help this but they are the dark clouds of fate that i am made of. It spells doom. all i can say s run or fiind a light arrow
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Post by: Evilbob on March 12, 2006, 09:19:05 AM
I called them.
Ethereal party!
undead and ghosts welcome!
w00t!
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Post by: MagmarFire on March 12, 2006, 09:33:17 AM
The world's gone mad... :-\
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Post by: Evilbob on March 12, 2006, 09:38:21 AM
no, you are just really sane
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Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 12, 2006, 10:31:39 AM
The mind of the criminally insane is more sane than the mind of me ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: medli on March 18, 2006, 03:41:21 AM
ur mind is filled wid women ;D
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Post by: Evilbob on March 18, 2006, 04:57:11 AM
ARGGHHHHH!! medli is a psic... syk.... person with mind powers!!!
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: MagmarFire on March 18, 2006, 06:52:32 AM
We all have mind powers, once you think about it. ;)
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Post by: Evilbob on March 18, 2006, 07:44:53 AM
no, I mean mind reading and stuff
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: MagmarFire on March 18, 2006, 12:17:50 PM
We read our own minds, don't we? ;)
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Post by: Evilbob on March 18, 2006, 12:36:28 PM
it is quite easy to realise that I mean other peoples minds.
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Post by: dan_the_man on March 18, 2006, 03:16:14 PM
ya see! thats why evilbob is the coolest out of all of yas
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Post by: MagmarFire on March 18, 2006, 03:19:55 PM
Why? All because he refers to something else? ???
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Post by: Evilbob on March 19, 2006, 07:06:48 AM
I don't know.
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Post by: dan_the_man on March 19, 2006, 02:48:18 PM
no , just in general hes funi & cool.
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Post by: medli on March 30, 2006, 07:31:00 AM
i guess i do have some powers...and dan_the_man clearly doesn't know what he's talkin bout
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Davros on April 01, 2006, 11:49:50 PM
Evilbob is quite cool, but I know him personally and belive me you want to keep him happy. No one say anything negative about him or you'll wish you had put a seperate padlock on your fridge.
Title: Re:the computer game time effect- increased in "ocarina of time"
Post by: Evilbob on April 02, 2006, 12:29:36 PM
HEY! I bought my own food last time I came to your house!
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Post by: Davros on April 04, 2006, 04:28:06 AM
True... but I have to make sure all the food is locked away when you come round just in case... ;)
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Post by: medli on April 06, 2006, 01:04:02 PM
[size=29]hhahaha[/size]
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Post by: Davros on April 07, 2006, 08:07:56 AM
It's okay Evilbob I do the same at your house, the point is that it's like reading someones diary. It's respectful to do it behind their backs intead of letting them find out.
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Post by: Evilbob on April 12, 2006, 04:50:08 AM
Yeh. except I usually don't have much good eatables
(Looks like I'm gonna fail english)
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Post by: Davros on April 29, 2006, 01:18:52 AM
Mainly because you spend all your revision time playing Zelda games at my house...
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Post by: Evilbob on April 29, 2006, 08:01:19 AM
Revision? what are you on about?

although I dont revise anyway  ;D Still good marks!
I'm confused by that comment
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