So here's the idea. You insert something into the vending machine (it can be anything, really) and the next person to post tells you what you won. Then that same person inserts something into the machine, the next person tells them what they won, they insert something, and so on. Got it? Good.
I put in a copy of "Panzer Dragoon."
Out pops Emo Hitler (because Panzers were the name of the tanks that the Nazis used).
I put in a magic bean.
You get 10 Grams of Bud! Lucky.
I put in Mystery seeds.
The ATOD cops pop out and arrest you.
I put in Kurosaki Ichigo.
You get Orihime
I put in Magic Mushrooms.
It's a me, Mario!
I put in Fox McCloud.
You get a tank.
I put in 50 cents.
You get shot. I suggest writing a rap song about it. :D
I put in Sweeny Todd.
You get a massacre.
I put in my robe and wizard hat.
You get a Hogwarts student and also satanist.
I put in Leroy Jenkins.
You get a WOW sample disk.
I put in Bender.
You get your wallet stolen.
I put in an SVD.
You get a DVD. It's an endless loop of crash tests.
I put in a copy of "Batman Returns" for the Super Nintendo.
You get a 360 instead. :P
I put nothing in.
You get a raccoon to the face.
I put infinity in.
You get nothing. Welcome to capitalism!
I put in a vending machine.
You get antimatter.
I put in a broken PlayStation 2.
You get an X-box.
Puts in 999 rupees
You get a bigger wallet.
I put in myspace.
You get a stalker.
I put in another stalker.
You get a photo of yourself getting out of a car with no underwear on.
I put in a small chihuahua.
Usted consigue Taco Bell.
I put in an N64
Quote from: Awesome Ninja on May 13, 2008, 04:09:06 PM
You get a photo of yourself getting out of a car with no underwear on.
With my sex unclear, that could prove disastrous.
I think it might prove disastrous anyways. Oh, and you broke the rules. You never told DarkZelda what she won, and you also didn't put anything in the machine. Bad HNS.
Anyways, DarkZelda, you get a Playstation.
I put in an alarm clock.
You get a rooster.
I shake the machine until something falls out.
You get a piece of paper with "Cheaters never prosper" written on it.
I put in a pair of iPod earbuds.
You get a pile of ash.
I put in Navi.
You get an infinite tape loop of "Hey! Listen!"
I put in a crescent wrench.
You get a Big Daddy.
I put in a twenty-kiloton nuclear warhead.
You get to ride the bomb.
I put in Dr. Strangelove.
You get that damned song, "What is love" to play around you all the time. And not the Howard Jones good version, either.
I put in a bagel.
What? is that supposed to be the beginning of a cultural reference or something?
Too bad I can't think of the witty response.
You get Thing, from the Addams family. He promptly chops you and sets up your body for loads of anal porn.
I put in a pipe.
You get a pipe bomb!
I put in Majora's Incarnation.
You get an androgynous monster that does creepy dances. AKA Michael Jackson.
I put in a moustache.
You get a dictator.
I put out.
You get a giant horde of Smiley faces, strategically arranged. Because this is not that kind of forum.
I put in Al Pacino.
You get an arrest warrant.
I put in a wooden nickel.
You get a canadian quarter.
I put in my Doomsday device!
You get a Canadian.
I put in a one-sided polyhedron.
You get infinity divided by Zero.
I put in a miniature Black Hole.
I COUNTER it with WHITE HOLE!
AND I lay a TRAP CARD down.
I put in a random cliche.
You get an unrandom response.
I put in incriminating photos of Tacheon... doing his nightly business.
I ask how you managed to get into that particular disco club.
I put in something that was already put in.
You get a copy of "Ridge Racer."
I put in a rubber band.
You get a plastic orchestra.
I put in a sonic screwdriver.
You get a Mario hammer.
I put in a blank CD-R.
You get a mod-chip
I put in Dawn of the Dead.
You get a parody.
I put in an eraser.
You get nothing
I put in Kirby.
You get a slightly rectangular pink blob with a coin slot.
I put in Nicole Richie. (She'd fit, wouldn't she?)
You get a stick.
I put in Belgium.
You get waffles! >:3
I put in entropy.
You get a paradox.
I put in 1.21 jigawatts.
You get a gajillabomb.
I put in a pound of Shylock's flesh.
You get sixteen ounces of prevention.
I put in a bricked PSP.
You get a rocket launcher covered with bleu cheese.
I put in an automatic external defibrillator.
You get a real shock.
I put in a Pandora's battery to help fix the bricked PSP I put in.
You get a contained black hole.
I put in Gamefreak.
You become administrator of The Desert Colossus forums.
I put in a piece of paper asking nicely for the PSP and battery back.
You get a conciliatory black hole, informing you that he cannot return things that he has super-condensed. He gives you $100 as reparation, though.
I put in a bad fanfic.
You get Draco Malfoy.
I put in a pair of headphones.
You get a ROCK CONCERT
I put in Tony Stark.
You get ONE AWESOME MOVIE!
I put in Wolverine.
You get a vicious small bear-like animal.
I put in Kurtis Trent.
You get something nobody cares about.
I put in a Big Daddy.
You get a corrupted Xbox 360 hard drive. 120 GB, too! Dang.
I put in a dollar.
You get a Snickers. Finally, something works out right!
I put in a small Peruvian child.
The feds get alerted to the underage ring and you go to prison.
I put in prison soap.
You get a rough buttsecks.
I put in a few stamps of LSD.
You get postage stamps. So sorry.
I put in a light bulb.
You get an idea.
I put in a very big stick of beef jerky.
You get a Slim Jim.
I put in YouTube.
You get flagged for inappropriateness.
I put in a tangerine.
The machine spits the tangerine back out. It prefers lemons.
I put in my empty lemonade bottle.
You get Hiroshima AND Nagasaki.
I put in AEFASDGAIRWOGNERHLIHAFS
You get an "F" in typing class.
I put in a two-liter of Diet Coke and three Mentos.
You get a reaction caused by an increase in the number of nucleation sites on the mentos, resulting in explosive carbonation.
I put in a blastula.
You get a counterfeit "Magmarfire Award of the Day."
I put in a random sports game for the Playstation.
Quote from: Twilight Wolf on May 25, 2008, 11:28:21 PM
You get a counterfeit "Magmarfire Award of the Day."
I put in a random sports game for the Playstation.
who dares counterfeit mah awardz? dis vender shuld bee ded 4 evar!1!!You get a random sports game for the NES. (Lucky you! ^^ )
I put in the future Wii Zelda game.
You get arrested for counterfeiting.
I put in MagmarFire.
You get owned in a Super Smash Bros. match.
I put in a calculator.
You get the a long strip of paper of the first million digits of Pi.
I put in a muddy, scuffed, bent up penny.
You get nothing. Pennies can't buy anything nowadays.
I put in a third-party Dreamcast controller.
You get a controling third party. AKA Simon Cowell.
I put in a better response.
You get Commodore.
I put in a taco.
You get a little robot in a green dog suit.
I put in an empty coke can.
You can never drink coke again.
I put in kingdom hearts 2
You get a crazed fanboy who mugs you for it.
I put in a bag of air.
You win a bag of barf
I put in ZV
You get a hug.
I put in Walter Kronkite.
You get Chuck Norris. (Lucky you! >_> )
I put in Harry Potter.
Quote from: MagmarFire on July 12, 2008, 03:40:58 PM
You get Chuck Norris. (Lucky you! >_> )
I win the thread!
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You get Ronald Weasely.
I put in HAL from 2001: A Space Oddessy.
The machine gives you an error. ("I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Tacheon.")
I put in a sealed copy of "Myst" for the Saturn.
You get Uru or whatever the third one's called.
I put in a moderator.
You get Jdog.
I put in bacon.
You get raped.
I put in JDog.
You get half of the intrawebz's Zelda fansites.
I put in milk duds.
You get Water Bombs.
I put in an empty can of Shasta Tiki Orange Mango.
You get arrested for having a BAC higher than .08%.
I put in a rock shaped like a quarter.
You get a boulder the shape of your mom.
I put in a Wii Remote.
You get a Dualshock 3.
I put in an SD card.
You get free money
I put in a cell phone
You get cancer!
I put in chlamydia.
You get amonia
I put in cheese
you get pie.
i put in Link from LoZ
You get a million fangirls
I put in a fifth of vodka.
You get a Fifth of November.
I put in a generic CD case.
You get a generic CD.
Puts in my old iPod.
You get an old Zune.
I put in a quarter.
You get an ABC gumball.
I put in a V for Vendetta DVD.
You get a rickroll
I put in a rickroll.
You get 4chan.
I put in a newspaper.
You get Dan Rather.
I put in chocolate coins.
you get a chocolate doller.
I put in a cell phone.
You get three million zombified kids.
I put in a USB cord.
You get a dog that humps your USB port.
I put in an eighth of weed.
You get a quarter-pounder.
I put in...a shirt...yeah...
You get some pants
I put in a zombified child.
you get a Redead!
I put in a Tingle
You get a Gay Pride Parade
I put in Drew Carey
You get the Sega Saturn that was featured on top of his TV in The Drew Carey Show through Season 6. Lucky man! Hey, I'll give you twenty bucks and a bottle of Coke for it...
I put in a PlayStation 2 game I have on my desk.