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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: dan_the_man on March 02, 2006, 08:36:25 AM

Title: Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: dan_the_man on March 02, 2006, 08:36:25 AM
shiek is blatently a woman.
some of you may dissagre , nomatter how wrong you are.
id like you 2 post ur theorys here , so Evilslayer can prove them all wrong
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: medli on March 02, 2006, 09:29:49 AM
sheik is so a woman! ;)
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Evilslayer on March 03, 2006, 03:51:56 AM
*proves all the theories wrong*

What? There isn't a theory here yet? :( Okay, then I'll make one...

I believe that Sheik is... AN ALIEN!! Yep, that's what she is. She came to Hyrule in a spaceship and crashed into Zelda as she was running in the fields and singing to the birds (you know all princesses does that :P). Sheik said, 'Oops!' and then ate her brain (her way to read people's minds) and used her awesome Marsian (assuming she is from Mars) technology to take her body as an alter ego.

Yep, that's my theory! ;D

*proves it wrong*

Ahh, that felt good. :P
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Lokes on March 03, 2006, 05:10:57 AM
Oh please, If Sheik was a woman, drawings and graphics would've shown that "she" had breasts...

But noooooo

Sheik is a he, he has a manly chest, and in the game he is reffered to as "HE"...

Should we play the game again? eh?
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Omni-Link on March 03, 2006, 07:22:12 AM
Zelda's breast are small like this (.) (.)

thats whay you cant see Sheiks breasts
Sheik is a girl
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: medli on March 03, 2006, 07:45:36 AM
yep! :D
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Omni-Link on March 03, 2006, 09:12:26 AM
unless zelda is a he

shiek is a
WOMAN
[/glow]
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: medli on March 03, 2006, 09:33:28 AM
sheik is a woman.......
FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: dan_the_man on March 03, 2006, 10:48:59 AM
havnt u seen realy mustily woman in the olimpics?
there tits are like pure muscle!! and shielk is like 10 times fitter than any of them.
she is refured to as a 'he' because she is disguaised so well she could look like one at first clance. she has also changed her eye clour - but that doent mean she is an entirly new person does it? she is very magical!!
also nintendo wanted to keep u gessing hu shiek is all the way thru untill the end. and it turns out to be Zelda in desguise, not a man!!!!!

anyways , arnt the shiekah a prodominatly femal race?

blatently female::::::::::!!!!!

http://www.z64planet.com/view.php?img=/fanart/jem_sheik.JPG

http://www.ganonstower.com/wallpapers/sheik_800x600.jpg

http://www.zeldart.net/fan%20artists/HAU2/Sheik%20port.01%20HAU2.jpg
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: medli on March 03, 2006, 11:14:18 AM
those pics looked womanly to me
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: dan_the_man on March 03, 2006, 11:27:34 AM
same here
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: medli on March 03, 2006, 11:49:44 AM
zelda trained so much that everything that was in her boobs has.....gone,now there's just muscle.when she changes back to zelda,her boobs come back.simple
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 03, 2006, 12:23:13 PM
Sheik is a woman, hands down.  Sheik was good at staying hidden, but if Ganondorf was searching for Zelda, he would completly overlook the men.  That is why it makes perfect sense for Zelda to make herself appear to be a man.  And obviously, no man can wear pants that tight.
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: medli on March 03, 2006, 12:32:58 PM
unless they're gay....
but you are right!sheik is a woman
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: dan_the_man on March 03, 2006, 01:05:23 PM
UMM... I THINK SHADOWLINK MENT THAT THEY COULDNT WEAR THEM THAT TIGHT BECUZ ****SOMETHING*** WOULD B IN THE WAY.   ;)  ;)
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Lokes on March 03, 2006, 01:35:49 PM
IT'S A GAME!! They don't think of that!

In a game, or a cartoon they have to use clear signs on genders if the face is hidden... Sheik has a manly chest, and doesn't have all to broad hips! therefore a MAN!

Stop messing with my mind!
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: dan_the_man on March 03, 2006, 01:40:43 PM
its a ZELDA game!!! of corse they think of that.
the Z games are one of the most in-depth and compilcated of all - that is why we disscuss zelda all day!!!!!!
if they work out the background of kepoagora(or whatever - the owl in OoT)
then they are ganna pay attantion 2 the detail of one of the main charactes - arnt they? its obvious shes a woman. e-mail nintendo.
even jack - our lord- agrees with me
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 03, 2006, 01:57:48 PM
Is there any reason why Zelda couldn't have used some sort of armor plating?
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: dan_the_man on March 03, 2006, 02:14:06 PM
yes, she could have easily , but they think it makes more sence that she grows a penis  ;)
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 03, 2006, 05:38:33 PM
Oh... dear God!  I believe this discussion is present on any popular Zelda forum.  It shouldn't go this far.  Sheik is a woman!  That was what I meant about the tight pants.  If she was a man, there would be no way you could not see... that.
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Omni-Link on March 03, 2006, 05:39:33 PM
FOFLAO
timy boobs for zelda hands down cross dresser
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: DarkZelda on March 03, 2006, 06:45:42 PM
sheiks female, zelda's female. enough already ;D lol
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Zelda Veteran on March 03, 2006, 09:52:59 PM
sheik is a man plain and simple. here I got this off of a different google search

I could understand why this is arguable, but with only one fact behind it. Going back to "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time", Princess Ruto actually calls Sheik a man, or uses some pronoun to indicate that she thinks Sheik is a man.

Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: medli on March 04, 2006, 03:42:39 AM
i beleive it's a woman..... ;)
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: dan_the_man on March 04, 2006, 04:02:30 AM
if its a man , wheres 'his' adams apple?
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: medli on March 04, 2006, 04:43:51 AM
dunno
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 04, 2006, 08:22:05 AM
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on March 03, 2006, 09:52:59 PM
sheik is a man plain and simple. here I got this off of a different google search

I could understand why this is arguable, but with only one fact behind it. Going back to "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time", Princess Ruto actually calls Sheik a man, or uses some pronoun to indicate that she thinks Sheik is a man.



But you see, that argument is totally irrelevant.  Zelda wanted Ruto and everyone else to "[think] Sheik is a man."
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: dan_the_man on March 04, 2006, 11:03:27 AM
exactly my point. she is disgueing hereself-
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: medli on March 04, 2006, 11:35:48 AM
well duh!!!!!!!!!! many sites have said that!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: dan_the_man on March 04, 2006, 01:23:46 PM
yeh well,, zv still thinks shes a guy
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: medli on March 04, 2006, 01:47:47 PM
coz he's standing up for his species!
girls and boys are different species.
say wat you want,i'll never say i was wrong
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 04, 2006, 02:44:10 PM
So does that make me a traitor to my "species"? :-\
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on March 04, 2006, 06:35:34 PM
not at all.  you just don't agree with a few choice members who think that Shiek is male.

Come on!! (I am even breaking my policy of not speaking of anything Zelda related for this one)  Shiek is so clearly female that it is not even funny.  Just because Shiek's muscles are so developed that you can't see the rest of her doesn't mean a thing.  look at gymnists, swimmers, etc. all females who train hard and work harder are not very developed in a certain area.  get over it Zelda Veteran. Shiek is definatley female!!!  :( :P ::) 8) ;D :-\

if you can find the avatars that i put up you can see that she is female too.  (in referance to someone else's pics)
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: medli on March 05, 2006, 03:55:27 AM
pygrus is right...................
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on March 05, 2006, 05:42:28 PM
 :-\ :-* :'( :) ;) :D :(THANK YOU!!  >:( ;D :o ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X

(couldn't decide which emotion i was feeling...)
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: medli on March 06, 2006, 10:25:18 AM
lol choose the smiles next time
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Omni-Link on March 08, 2006, 09:37:09 AM
Yea Pyrgus is right
that actualy makes since about the girls who are gymnists

i mean Zelda must have Trained with Impa to fight like a Shieka so she worked out
just like Pyrgus said
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Zelda Veteran on March 08, 2006, 02:14:37 PM
that tears it. Im getting miyamoto.
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: kamakaziplumber on March 08, 2006, 02:26:21 PM
Oh my freakin'... did you not read my other post?!?

QuoteI'm sorry, but I have to agree with Pyrgusfinn and the rest. Sheik = woman.

I mean, it's a simple Transitive Property of Equality:

Zelda = Woman, Shiek = Zelda, therefore, Shiek = Woman.

It's simple math, folks. Shiek has to be a woman. I proved it with a property. So there!

Albeit in the wrong forum, I still expected you to read it. I proved this. With math. MATH. Go ahead and get Miyamoto. I've always wanted to meet him.  ;)

Anyways, so yeah. Math. It's probably one of the only solid things that we can depend on in this crazy world we live in. And I hate math. With a passion. But even still, I had to remember some of my Geometry teachings just to post that up. And I hated Geometry* most of all. So now you have to deal with the cold, hard truth.

Sheik is woman. Hear her roar.

*I still managed a B in that class!  ;D
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Omni-Link on March 08, 2006, 06:07:30 PM
 ???  ???

yea i understand but never use Math and Zelda in the same sentence again plz

........Just the WORD matH hurts my head ooooooooooo
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on March 08, 2006, 06:18:34 PM
Same here.  Im in geometry right now and it royally sucks!!!
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: kamakaziplumber on March 08, 2006, 06:57:39 PM
Yes it does, doesn't it. And guess what? You'll never end up using it.

Ever!

(http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/4426/mwahaha6zu.gif)Mwa ha... mwa ha ha.... MWA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!(http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/4426/mwahaha6zu.gif)
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: Zelda Veteran on March 08, 2006, 07:35:59 PM
awesome smileys! where did you get em?
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: kamakaziplumber on March 08, 2006, 07:38:55 PM
I found them online somewhere. I can't remember. The important thing is: I saved them and made sure to upload them to image shack for easy re-use.

Only every once and a while, though. I don't wanna be ripping anyone off!
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: DarkZelda on March 09, 2006, 06:28:42 PM
on topic....


OMFG!!!!! SHEIK IS A FEMALE BUT IS PRESENTED AS A MALE TO PROTECT HERE IDENTITY!!!!!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!  >:(
Title: Re:Shiek - Man or Woman?
Post by: medli on March 10, 2006, 08:14:15 AM
yes! coz ganondorf strip seach all women! :P