This is a topic for spam as outlined by member "Whocares" in this thread (http://desertcolossus.com/forum/index.php?board=1;action=display;threadid=4846).
Please don't go off topic!
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That is my two cents.
that isn't a lot of money at all Whocares
what are you trying to pull ?
yer leg dats wat :P
No, I'm trying to break a leg. Hopefully his. ::)
yeah but i'll get a sweet wheelchair out of the deal
then we'll see who's laughing
Well then, all I'll have to do is loosen the wheels and you're wheel chair won't really be useful. :P
Murder isn't funny.
Murder kills.
Are you a killer?
Like Twilight Wolf?
But at least HE just kills Jews...
-jew- CRAP.
jewfish
(http://pics.livejournal.com/noctrnalwolf/pic/0000zwz6/s320x240)
roaar
The vital apparatus vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in 3... 2... 1...
The Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
The Portal device is able to withstand temperatures up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured there is no risk of a malfunction during your victory candescence.
We did have some good times though, right? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire and I said, "Good-bye," and you were like, "NOOOO WAYYYYY," and I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great.
Why don't you marry that thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does if you love it so much? Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?
What, you don't believe me? Here, let me put you on: "Helloooo!" THERE! THAT'S YOU! THAT'S HOW STUPID YOU SOUND!
you know when Portal was funny Tacheon ?
ABOUT EIGHT MONTHS AGO
IT'S STILL FUNNY YOU SON OF A GUN
PISTOLS AT DAWN
I've got a free tale, so pay at the door.
Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor.
One bright day (in the middle of the night)
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
The deaf policeman heard this noise
He came and killed those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too.
drew their swords and shot each other ?
is the author aware of the physical limitations of bladed weaponry ? ! ?
That's where the story lost it's credibility, Commodore?
Really?
have you ever seen a man shoot a sword ?
They shot with their swords.
Baka.
FINE
have you ever seen a man shoot with a sword ?
Well there was this one time, back in 'Nam...
Quote from: Commodore Boo on June 16, 2008, 03:33:01 PM
FINE
have you ever seen a man shoot with a sword ?
*in singsong*
Final Fantasy VIII... :P
i don't believe you actually shoot projectiles with a gunblade
i could be mistaken as i've never actually played the game in question
well in Kingdom Hearts he shoots fire out of it
projectile case closed hararahahar
Sorry, Mags, we're referring to good games.
oh no he did not
oh but he did
you're cruisin for a bruisin there boyo
Quote from: Aperture Science Weighed Companion Cube on June 16, 2008, 02:39:09 PMAre you a killer?
Like Twilight Wolf?
But at least HE just kills Jews...
As I have told Mr. Black before, I am not, and never will be, a Nazi. I have a deep respect for the Jewish people and their history. Nazi-ism goes against my core beliefs. Maybe I didn't tell him those exact words, but these words at least fit in with what I did tell him. In summary, he's a liar, and if he says otherwise, don't believe him, as he's a liar.
Thank you.
Am I a liar now?
Well then, I guess you're NOT a Nazi.
That's right, I said TW is not a Nazi.
Wait... that means...
You know who was ardently anti-Nazi?
Adolf Hitler.
Being a Nazi really doesn't seem all that fun, what with the persecution and all. Plus, having your arm raised like that all the time would hurt after a while.
Don't be stupid, be a smartie!
Come and join the Nazi party!
Also,
(http://hi.is/~eos/Myndir/Hammerzeit.jpg)
The Communist Party looks better to me.
(http://www.businessinnovationinsider.com/images/2006/04/Communist%20Party.jpg)
Communism: It's a party.
roflgtfonoob
omgwtfbbq
u cant do that on teh interwebs
sez hoo?
sez da rules datz who
...Bacon?
ur lair
do da rulz sey u kant avertize becuz i gots a new pr0dct i sellin
(http://www.vinyar.com/gal/funny/Inspiration/multitasking-motivational-poster.jpg)
ha ha i shud send tht in a emall
If I had a million dollars I'd be rich.
Oh, wheeeeeere is my hairbrush?
It was flushed down the toilet by your goldfish, who is angry that you neglect it so much.
I have a goldfish? :-\
. . .
Oh. That would explain why it feels neglected. :P
You need to give it more attention. You know, like buying it a goldfish bowl... mabye... 8)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/41990218_5b47bd945d.jpg?v=0)
Look how sad it is.
u foto dockterer u :P
No photoshop trickery here. That is your goldfish.
He is crying out for your love.
That isn't his goldfish, it actually HAS a fish bowl/tank.
I'm sorry, but who's been stalking Mags for a couple of months now and has several pictures of him and his house?
I'm pretty sure it's not you.
Then why would "my goldfish" need some love if he already has a bowl? Huh? Huh?
You don't feed him.
He's resorted to luring some of the numerous insects that infest your domicile into his tank to keep himself alive.
Also, he just wants you to spend time with him.
Bah, he has a fish friend named Jerry. That's good enough.
I have an idea! Let's put MagmarFire in the fish bowl with his goldfish! :P
I think that would break several anti-pollution laws.
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 17, 2008, 10:53:16 AM
Oh, wheeeeeere is my hairbrush?
I gave it to the Peach, 'cause he's got hair.
I figured this topic needed revival. Just for fun.
Zug zug applesauce.
Please, Mags, tell me more. I'm fascinated.
Kablamma banana in duh spazzy snazzy zigzag. Za?
Incredible!
But what about the computer mouse? How would that apply?
Yadda bada nig nos sadda. Tacheon yallda falluza extra nazzy plazzy.
That's just not PG-13. I'll have to warn for that.
Eeeeuuuugh. Like over cornflakes?
Quote from: Awesome Ninja on June 27, 2008, 10:35:20 PM
That's just not PG-13. I'll have to warn for that.
Oh....AGGA BUGGA NISSA PLISH PLOSH DUG GAD PLASTA! ROAGA FLAGGA'! :'(
*draws mod handgun*
*draws own mod handgun*
HA! I drew your mod handgun in my post! See!?!?! I didn't specify which handgun I drew!
*draws own handgun as well*
*draws Jack Thompson*
Yeah, uh-huh.
*draws a copy of Bully*
Take THAT, Thompson!
*draws Moderatorial .44 Specials*
The best perk of being over 21 is I can use real guns.
*Pulls up a chair to watch the brawl*
*picks up chair to beat the crap out of Shika* :P
*Falls over with swirly eyes: :-X and twitches on ground*
You should probably get that checked out.
:-*
..And now she's dead.
x.x
<_<
>_>
^_^;
:3 nyoro~n
Excuse?
don't really have one
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:'( :'( :'(
People never tell me anything anymore. DDD=
You want the truth?
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
I like turtles.
Din din!
I want chicken
I want liver
Meow mix meow mix please deliver.
turtles are dumb
i hate turtles
Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti
jalakani pohjii kutkutti.
Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti
vaan kyllähän Ieva sen jutkutti,
sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa
kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
phnglui mglwnafh cthulhu rlyeh wgahnagl fhtagn
COMM-E:
Does that apply to dial-up modems as well?
ygnaiih...ygnaiih...thflthkhngha yog-sothoth ybthnk hehye-ngrkdllh
The sound of a polka drifted from my neighbor's
and set my feet a-tapping oh!
Ieva's mother had her eye on her daughter but
Ieva she managed to fool her, you know.
'Cause who's going to listen to mother saying no
when we're all busy dancing to and fro!
Quote from: COMM-E on June 30, 2008, 09:56:21 PM
ygnaiih...ygnaiih...thflthkhngha yog-sothoth ybthnk hehye-ngrkdllh
Ah, thanks. That's very helpful.
Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä
ko immeiset onnee toevotti.
Peä oli märkänä jokaisella
ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti.
Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput.
Quote from: Twilight Wolf on June 30, 2008, 10:06:44 PM
Ah, thanks. That's very helpful.
ngai nghaghaa bugg-shoggog yhah yog-sothoth
waht?????
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on June 30, 2008, 10:09:31 PM
waht?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvVBCNcL_A&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ajV5LOB9Zo
shtunggli grahnn fhhui yha-nthlei vra dagon chtenff
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Quote from: TP Zeldatard on June 30, 2008, 10:12:19 PM
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on June 30, 2008, 10:09:31 PM
waht?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvVBCNcL_A&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ajV5LOB9Zo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Quote from: Twilight Wolf on June 30, 2008, 10:18:45 PM
Quote from: TP Zeldatard on June 30, 2008, 10:12:19 PM
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on June 30, 2008, 10:09:31 PM
waht?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvVBCNcL_A&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ajV5LOB9Zo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12CNuQoQhXs&feature=related
Since Tacheon locked the original topic...
I THINK IT MIGHT BE FIREFOX 3.