The Desert Colossus

Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: Commodore Axilon on June 16, 2008, 01:42:35 PM

Title: SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 16, 2008, 01:42:35 PM
This is a topic for spam as outlined by member "Whocares" in this thread (http://desertcolossus.com/forum/index.php?board=1;action=display;threadid=4846).

Please don't go off topic!
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 16, 2008, 01:48:52 PM
dfjlnebhuiobetnbtr

That is my two cents.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 16, 2008, 01:54:02 PM
that isn't a lot of money at all Whocares

what are you trying to pull ?
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: MagmarFire on June 16, 2008, 02:00:18 PM
yer leg dats wat :P
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 16, 2008, 02:03:15 PM
No, I'm trying to break a leg. Hopefully his.  ::)
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 16, 2008, 02:05:06 PM
yeah but i'll get a sweet wheelchair out of the deal

then we'll see who's laughing
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 16, 2008, 02:17:24 PM
Well then, all I'll have to do is loosen the wheels and you're wheel chair won't really be useful.  :P
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 16, 2008, 02:39:09 PM
Murder isn't funny.

Murder kills.

Are you a killer?

Like Twilight Wolf?

But at least HE just kills Jews...
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Fishalicious on June 16, 2008, 02:51:41 PM
-jew- CRAP.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 16, 2008, 02:55:34 PM
jewfish
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Fishalicious on June 16, 2008, 02:58:27 PM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/noctrnalwolf/pic/0000zwz6/s320x240)

roaar
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 16, 2008, 02:59:11 PM
The vital apparatus vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in 3... 2... 1...

The Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber.  Please take care of it.

The Portal device is able to withstand temperatures up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.  Rest assured there is no risk of a malfunction during your victory candescence.

We did have some good times though, right?  Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire and I said, "Good-bye," and you were like, "NOOOO WAYYYYY," and I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you."  That was great.

Why don't you marry that thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does if you love it so much?  Do you want to marry it?  WELL I WON'T LET YOU!  How does that feel?

What, you don't believe me?  Here, let me put you on:  "Helloooo!"  THERE!  THAT'S YOU!  THAT'S HOW STUPID YOU SOUND!
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 16, 2008, 03:00:53 PM
you know when Portal was funny Tacheon ?

ABOUT EIGHT MONTHS AGO
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 16, 2008, 03:01:11 PM
IT'S STILL FUNNY YOU SON OF A GUN
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 16, 2008, 03:02:20 PM
PISTOLS AT DAWN
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 16, 2008, 03:04:29 PM
I've got a free tale, so pay at the door.
Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor.
One bright day (in the middle of the night)
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
The deaf policeman heard this noise
He came and killed those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 16, 2008, 03:10:13 PM
drew their swords and shot each other ?

is the author aware of the physical limitations of bladed weaponry ? ! ?
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 16, 2008, 03:22:51 PM
That's where the story lost it's credibility, Commodore?

Really?
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 16, 2008, 03:30:40 PM
have you ever seen a man shoot a sword ?
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 16, 2008, 03:31:16 PM
They shot with their swords.

Baka.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 16, 2008, 03:33:01 PM
FINE

have you ever seen a man shoot with a sword ?
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 16, 2008, 03:39:26 PM
Well there was this one time, back in 'Nam...
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: MagmarFire on June 16, 2008, 04:44:34 PM
Quote from: Commodore Boo on June 16, 2008, 03:33:01 PM
FINE

have you ever seen a man shoot with a sword ?

*in singsong* Final Fantasy VIII... :P
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 16, 2008, 04:48:41 PM
i don't believe you actually shoot projectiles with a gunblade

i could be mistaken as i've never actually played the game in question
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: MagmarFire on June 16, 2008, 05:00:17 PM
well in Kingdom Hearts he shoots fire out of it

projectile case closed hararahahar
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 16, 2008, 05:11:17 PM
Sorry, Mags, we're referring to good games.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 16, 2008, 05:11:57 PM
oh no he did not
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 16, 2008, 05:12:25 PM
oh but he did
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 16, 2008, 05:16:36 PM
you're cruisin for a bruisin there boyo
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Twilight Wolf on June 16, 2008, 06:08:58 PM
Quote from: Aperture Science Weighed Companion Cube on June 16, 2008, 02:39:09 PMAre you a killer?

Like Twilight Wolf?

But at least HE just kills Jews...

As I have told Mr. Black before, I am not, and never will be, a Nazi. I have a deep respect for the Jewish people and their history. Nazi-ism goes against my core beliefs. Maybe I didn't tell him those exact words, but these words at least fit in with what I did tell him. In summary, he's a liar, and if he says otherwise, don't believe him, as he's a liar.

Thank you.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 16, 2008, 06:13:49 PM
Am I a liar now?

Well then, I guess you're NOT a Nazi.

That's right, I said TW is not a Nazi.

Wait... that means...
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 16, 2008, 06:14:05 PM
You know who was ardently anti-Nazi?

Adolf Hitler.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Twilight Wolf on June 16, 2008, 06:17:39 PM
Being a Nazi really doesn't seem all that fun, what with the persecution and all. Plus, having your arm raised like that all the time would hurt after a while.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 16, 2008, 06:20:13 PM
Don't be stupid, be a smartie!
Come and join the Nazi party!

Also,

(http://hi.is/~eos/Myndir/Hammerzeit.jpg)
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Twilight Wolf on June 16, 2008, 06:36:31 PM
The Communist Party looks better to me.

(http://www.businessinnovationinsider.com/images/2006/04/Communist%20Party.jpg)
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 16, 2008, 06:40:01 PM
Communism:  It's a party.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on June 16, 2008, 07:28:13 PM
roflgtfonoob
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 16, 2008, 07:33:54 PM
omgwtfbbq

u cant do that on teh interwebs
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on June 16, 2008, 08:09:06 PM
sez hoo?
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 16, 2008, 08:31:16 PM
sez da rules datz who
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: DW on June 16, 2008, 10:32:18 PM
...Bacon?
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on June 17, 2008, 05:08:32 AM
ur lair
do da rulz sey u kant avertize becuz i gots a new pr0dct i sellin

(http://www.vinyar.com/gal/funny/Inspiration/multitasking-motivational-poster.jpg)

   ha ha i shud send tht in a emall
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 17, 2008, 07:32:16 AM
If I had a million dollars I'd be rich.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: MagmarFire on June 17, 2008, 10:53:16 AM
Oh, wheeeeeere is my hairbrush?
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 17, 2008, 10:56:01 AM
It was flushed down the toilet by your goldfish, who is angry that you neglect it so much.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: MagmarFire on June 17, 2008, 10:59:10 AM
I have a goldfish? :-\

. . .

Oh. That would explain why it feels neglected. :P
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 17, 2008, 11:00:09 AM
You need to give it more attention. You know, like buying it a goldfish bowl... mabye...  8)
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 17, 2008, 11:01:28 AM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/41990218_5b47bd945d.jpg?v=0)

Look how sad it is.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: MagmarFire on June 17, 2008, 11:09:48 AM
u foto dockterer u :P
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 17, 2008, 11:19:05 AM
No photoshop trickery here. That is your goldfish.

He is crying out for your love.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 17, 2008, 11:27:07 AM
That isn't his goldfish, it actually HAS a fish bowl/tank.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 17, 2008, 11:29:30 AM
I'm sorry, but who's been stalking Mags for a couple of months now and has several pictures of him and his house?

I'm pretty sure it's not you.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: MagmarFire on June 17, 2008, 11:37:24 AM
Then why would "my goldfish" need some love if he already has a bowl? Huh? Huh?
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 17, 2008, 11:45:18 AM
You don't feed him.

He's resorted to luring some of the numerous insects that infest your domicile into his tank to keep himself alive.

Also, he just wants you to spend time with him.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: MagmarFire on June 17, 2008, 11:50:41 AM
Bah, he has a fish friend named Jerry. That's good enough.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Mysterious F. on June 17, 2008, 11:52:23 AM
I have an idea! Let's put MagmarFire in the fish bowl with his goldfish!  :P
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: DW on June 17, 2008, 01:52:14 PM
I think that would break several anti-pollution laws.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 17, 2008, 02:10:15 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 17, 2008, 10:53:16 AM
Oh, wheeeeeere is my hairbrush?

I gave it to the Peach, 'cause he's got hair.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Twilight Wolf on June 27, 2008, 04:36:51 PM
I figured this topic needed revival. Just for fun.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: MagmarFire on June 27, 2008, 06:31:53 PM
Zug zug applesauce.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Twilight Wolf on June 27, 2008, 06:33:27 PM
Please, Mags, tell me more. I'm fascinated.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: MagmarFire on June 27, 2008, 06:36:21 PM
Kablamma banana in duh spazzy snazzy zigzag. Za?
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Twilight Wolf on June 27, 2008, 06:38:02 PM
Incredible!

But what about the computer mouse? How would that apply?
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: MagmarFire on June 27, 2008, 07:33:05 PM
Yadda bada nig nos sadda. Tacheon yallda falluza extra nazzy plazzy.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: DW on June 27, 2008, 10:35:20 PM
That's just not PG-13. I'll have to warn for that.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Carpet Merchant on June 27, 2008, 10:47:15 PM
Eeeeuuuugh. Like over cornflakes?
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: MagmarFire on June 28, 2008, 10:11:13 AM
Quote from: Awesome Ninja on June 27, 2008, 10:35:20 PM
That's just not PG-13. I'll have to warn for that.

Oh....AGGA BUGGA NISSA PLISH PLOSH DUG GAD PLASTA! ROAGA FLAGGA'! :'(
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: DW on June 28, 2008, 10:14:15 AM
*draws mod handgun*
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: MagmarFire on June 28, 2008, 10:15:17 AM
*draws own mod handgun*
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: DW on June 28, 2008, 10:16:41 AM
HA! I drew your mod handgun in my post! See!?!?! I didn't specify which handgun I drew!

*draws own handgun as well*
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: MagmarFire on June 28, 2008, 10:44:21 AM
*draws Jack Thompson*

Yeah, uh-huh.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: DW on June 28, 2008, 11:03:16 AM
*draws a copy of Bully*

Take THAT, Thompson!
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Keaton on June 29, 2008, 09:43:29 PM
*draws Moderatorial .44 Specials*

The best perk of being over 21 is I can use real guns.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Twilight Wolf on June 29, 2008, 09:45:34 PM
*Pulls up a chair to watch the brawl*
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: MagmarFire on June 30, 2008, 07:47:27 PM
*picks up chair to beat the crap out of Shika* :P
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: TP Zelda on June 30, 2008, 08:08:52 PM
*Falls over with swirly eyes:  :-X and twitches on ground*
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 30, 2008, 08:10:21 PM
You should probably get that checked out.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: TP Zelda on June 30, 2008, 08:22:23 PM
 :-*
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 30, 2008, 08:25:58 PM
..And now she's dead.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: TP Zelda on June 30, 2008, 09:10:14 PM
x.x
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 30, 2008, 09:19:44 PM
<_<

>_>

^_^;

:3 nyoro~n
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: TP Zelda on June 30, 2008, 09:21:00 PM
Excuse?
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 30, 2008, 09:23:19 PM
don't really have one

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/rimshot.gif)
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: TP Zelda on June 30, 2008, 09:28:37 PM
 :'( :'( :'(

People never tell me anything anymore. DDD=

Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Twilight Wolf on June 30, 2008, 09:33:31 PM
You want the truth?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: TP Zelda on June 30, 2008, 09:36:44 PM
I like turtles.



Din din!

I want chicken
I want liver
Meow mix meow mix please deliver.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 30, 2008, 09:38:27 PM
turtles are dumb

i hate turtles
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: TP Zelda on June 30, 2008, 09:39:57 PM
Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti
jalakani pohjii kutkutti.
Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti
vaan kyllähän Ieva sen jutkutti,
sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa
kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 30, 2008, 09:42:44 PM
phnglui mglwnafh cthulhu rlyeh wgahnagl fhtagn
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Twilight Wolf on June 30, 2008, 09:49:14 PM
COMM-E:

Does that apply to dial-up modems as well?
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 30, 2008, 09:56:21 PM
ygnaiih...ygnaiih...thflthkhngha yog-sothoth ybthnk hehye-ngrkdllh
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: TP Zelda on June 30, 2008, 10:04:51 PM
The sound of a polka drifted from my neighbor's
and set my feet a-tapping oh!
Ieva's mother had her eye on her daughter but
Ieva she managed to fool her, you know.
'Cause who's going to listen to mother saying no
when we're all busy dancing to and fro!
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Twilight Wolf on June 30, 2008, 10:06:44 PM
Quote from: COMM-E on June 30, 2008, 09:56:21 PM
ygnaiih...ygnaiih...thflthkhngha yog-sothoth ybthnk hehye-ngrkdllh

Ah, thanks. That's very helpful.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: TP Zelda on June 30, 2008, 10:07:32 PM
Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä
ko immeiset onnee toevotti.
Peä oli märkänä jokaisella
ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti.
Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput.
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 30, 2008, 10:08:55 PM
Quote from: Twilight Wolf on June 30, 2008, 10:06:44 PM
Ah, thanks. That's very helpful.

ngai nghaghaa bugg-shoggog yhah yog-sothoth
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on June 30, 2008, 10:09:31 PM
waht?????
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: TP Zelda on June 30, 2008, 10:12:19 PM
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on June 30, 2008, 10:09:31 PM
waht?????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvVBCNcL_A&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ajV5LOB9Zo
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 30, 2008, 10:16:02 PM
shtunggli grahnn fhhui yha-nthlei vra dagon chtenff

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/linkrolleyes.gif)
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Twilight Wolf on June 30, 2008, 10:18:45 PM
Quote from: TP Zeldatard on June 30, 2008, 10:12:19 PM
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on June 30, 2008, 10:09:31 PM
waht?????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvVBCNcL_A&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ajV5LOB9Zo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: TP Zelda on June 30, 2008, 10:24:36 PM
Quote from: Twilight Wolf on June 30, 2008, 10:18:45 PM
Quote from: TP Zeldatard on June 30, 2008, 10:12:19 PM
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on June 30, 2008, 10:09:31 PM
waht?????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvVBCNcL_A&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ajV5LOB9Zo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12CNuQoQhXs&feature=related
Title: Re:SPAM TOPIC
Post by: Twilight Wolf on June 30, 2008, 11:13:49 PM
Since Tacheon locked the original topic...

I THINK IT MIGHT BE FIREFOX 3.