Just like the whose line game. I figure we'll switch topics every three posts or so. I'll start us off. *draws*
Pick up lines of game show hosts.
Go out with me, and you'll win an all-expenses-paid trip to beautiful COSTA RICA! (Total retail value: $2537!)
...
I suck at this game. :'(
You up for a Double Whammy?
I'll take what's behind whore number one.
( :P sorry)
*draws*
Refreshingly honest statements that could earn you a black eye.
Yeah, that dress does make you look fat. Real fat.
Honey, when I see your mother, I sometimes wonder what happened to you.
Sorry, but your makeup makes you look like a canary with eyeliner.
Wh-what... is... is that.... broccoli? Woah, you need to brush... :P
LOL! Those were great.
*draws*
The shortest book ever written
"All of the Helpful Things Navi has Told Me"
:D Wow, I love this game...
"The Beavis-Butthead Dictionary: Collegiate Edition"
Contains one word. 'Score'
The Merits of Armistice.
Yeah.
;D1000 points to everyone.
*draws*
Things you can say about food, but not your girlfriend.
Tastes like chicken!
(sorry, I had to...)
"Man...You know how full of fat this thing is?"
Harhar.
Care for some more boss?
Don't worry, there's enough to go around!
The breast tastes better than the drumsticks
;D draws*
Unlikely first lines of commercials
Hi, I'm Paul McCartney.
"Have you ever needed to dismantle a bomb in under ten seconds?
Have you found yourself unable to gain weight, no matter how hard you try?
OR
Are you pleasing your significant other too much?
Do you want a one-way ticket to Hell?
or
Can't get rid of unsightly bloodstains?
Are you tired of pleasing yourself?
Have you ever been stuck on the moon after you've been abducted by Tripods and can't get back to Earth?
Are you stuck without a television?
Draws* :o(Oh no.)
What God created on an off day.
Brussel sprouts.
Commodore Axilon.
Satan.
...Well, he couldn't have wanted to have him there, could he?
Quote from: Awesome Ninja on July 14, 2008, 05:40:26 PM
Satan.
...Well, he couldn't have wanted to have him there, could he?
If you remember your mythology (lawl), Satan was once Lucifer Morningstar, God's top angel-dude. But he felt that the angels should have just as much power as the Gods, and so he led a rebellion. Then God was all, "B&!" and sent them to a cool new place called Hell.
But, you know, whatever.
Houseflies.
"And they shall be called 'The Dodgers.'"
*Draws*
Names that will get your children beaten up at school.
Seymour Butts. (Yes, it's a billion years old, but hey, it works!)
I C weiner.
or
Jacques Strap
Kick Me.
...Well, you can't get much blunter than that.
Jack Thompson.
Yeah, you heard me.
Sunny Mooney.
If I have a son, that's what I'm going to name him.
Tiny Hooker.
The sad part is, that's a real name.
Also, there are people whose parents were obviously foreign and obviously messed up when they were filling out the birth paperwork.
Male (pronounced Mah-lay) and Female (pronounced Fuh-mah-lay).
Quote from: MagmarFire on July 16, 2008, 09:40:57 PM
Jack Thompson.
Yeah, you heard me.
10000 points.
*draws*
Things you don't want to be shouting when the loud music at a rave party suddenly stops
AT LEAST NO ONE KNOWS I HAVE EBOLA
I PEED IN THE PUNCH!
Don't they have any Shania Twain?
GOD THIS DJ SUCKS!
BOO! Put on Rolling Stones!
LETS HEAR SOME RICK ASTLEY!!!!
THERE WERE ONLY TWO GIRLS!
I KNOW WE'RE BOTH MEN BUT...
Quote from: Iroh, Dragon of the West on July 14, 2008, 05:45:13 PM
Quote from: Awesome Ninja on July 14, 2008, 05:40:26 PM
Satan.
...Well, he couldn't have wanted to have him there, could he?
If you remember your mythology (lawl), Satan was once Lucifer Morningstar, God's top angel-dude. But he felt that the angels should have just as much power as the Gods, and so he led a rebellion. Then God was all, "B&!" and sent them to a cool new place called Hell.
But, you know, whatever.
ACTUALLY HE NEVER STOPPED BEING LUCIFER! HE'S JUST BETTER KNOWN AS STAN!
Ok, that's enough of that one. :o
*draws*
Hillbilly Fortune Cookies
"You will find true love within your family."
your lucky number is 01 (if you can tell me what that is you win)
"I hope you have enough to pay for this meal"
That's not a fortune, that's a statement
just like every fortune cookie, good job!
How about actually posting something that relates to the game for once? -_-
"You will find paradise in rusty lands filled with many phallic metal objects"
Quote from: Dr Rabies on July 24, 2008, 10:05:25 PM
your lucky number is 01 (if you can tell me what that is you win)
That pertains to the game jq, fortune cookies have your lucky numbers on them
"Illiteracy sucks, doesn't it?"
I meant the following quote/post, as well as the post you just made
Quote from: Dr Rabies on July 25, 2008, 09:59:49 AM
That's not a fortune, that's a statement
just like every fortune cookie, good job!
Anyway...
"To follow the road of eternal bliss, barbecue every living thing in sight, including woodland critters"
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on July 25, 2008, 10:19:32 AM
How about actually posting something that relates to the game for once? -_-
that's what i was refering to
*Draws*
If poems were written about our most embarrassing moments.
and then I felt it
she would not speak to me again
bad diarrhea
I was held at gunpoint
I knew not what to do
He said "give me money"
And I made number two
Sorry for the double post, I guess that one wasn't so popular.
*draws*
Perfectly innocent statements that immature people will tend to snicker at.
Wow, this is really hard.
Can't a guy ever get some time alone with his Wii!?
...I actually said that the other day, and it did sound weird... >.>
A bear got into our tent, so I went and beat it off.
(Actually happened)
*draws*
Things you don't expect to hear when you put your ear to a seashell.
"Riiiiidge raaaaacerrr!"
"Who's your daddy?"
...Okay, that's not my real response.
"so i herd u liek mudkipz."
"So here's this giant enemy crab..."
That's when you notice a painful pinch on your ear.
*in Mr. Krabs voice* "Money, money, money, money, money..."
Quote from: MagmarFire on August 08, 2008, 10:07:01 PM
*in Mr. Krabs voice* "Money, money, money, money, money..."
"So here's this giant enemy crab..."
I'M BILLIE MAYS!
"We're no strangers to love..."
"Show me your moves!"
:) 10000 points to magmar for being such a whose line nerd.
*draws*
Graffiti in the whitehouse bathroom
Quote from: Philip J. Fry on August 10, 2008, 06:48:33 PM
:) 10000 points to magmar for being such a whose line nerd.
Yay! :D
Anyway...
"The Constitution sucks!"
Hot or not?
Saddam <3
Dick
Donald<3<3
"Must invade privacy to have more porn"
TAFT WUZ HEAR
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on August 10, 2008, 07:08:11 PM
"Must invade privacy to have more porn"
:-[
*draws*
World's worst things to hear from the surgeon who's about to operate on you.
"Had to use a chainsaw on my last patient; I lost the scalpels."
"You were in for the breast implants, right? Right."
"It appears we're out of anesthetic, so we're going to have to use alternative means to knock you out."
So you saw our "two for the price of one" vasectomy deal eh?
I just hope this one turns out better than the last few.
"I hope I don't confuse the heart for the gall bladder again..."
"ooh shiny"
Awesome! .079%!
*draws*
Entries in Link's diary.
January 22, 579
HYEEEEE!!! HYAAAAA!!! *grunt* HUUUUUUUUN!!!! YA, YA, Excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess, YEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Thank you Mags. That said it all.
*draws*
Statements that will get us banned.
Just a question, how will this particular part of the game work without us getting banned?
Hmmm, maybe you're right.
*re-draws*
Times when it would be nice to be able to be beamed up.
"It's your baby!"
"Hey, son! As part of the school's exchange student program, we're going to be adopting a kid from the midwest for a while! He should be here tomorrow, I think his name was Jordon Downey..."
Quote from: Jack on August 21, 2008, 03:43:27 PM
"Hey, son! As part of the school's exchange student program, we're going to be adopting a kid from the midwest for a while! He should be here tomorrow, I think his name was Jordon Downey..."
Epic win.
Quote from: Jack on August 21, 2008, 03:43:27 PM
"Hey, son! As part of the school's exchange student program, we're going to be adopting a kid from the midwest for a while! He should be here tomorrow, I think his name was Jordon Downey..."
5 hundred billion points for ever and ever.
Sorry aboot the double post.
*draws*
World's worst theme restaurants.
"Welcome to Caesar's Vomitorium!"
*draws*
Awkward things to hear from your grandparents.
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."
I said what what
Anything to do with relationships really XD lol
"I remember when Clinton was just a boy, and I was his high school teacher...he always was a handsome one..."
When your in the shops and they say: "Look at him/her! He/she's good looking!" .... 8) lol, it's weird when you hear older people saying thing like that! XD
[insert CM here]
*draws*
Crayon colors that didn't make the final batch.
"Digestive enzyme green."
"Michael Jackson White"
"'Suck it!' Blue"
"Mommy's little helper yellow"
I'm probably the only one who'll get that. Oh well
*draws*
Desert Colossus members' autobiography titles.
How To Lose a Membership in Three Days
by Shadow Goris
7 Words you can't say on TDC
Jdog
A Man Trapped in a Woman Trapped in a Man's Body
by Hi No Seijin
OOH someone do me!
I can't think of any that don't suck. Sorry, JQ... :(
SPARTAAAAAA!!11!!11 for Dummies by MagmarFire
You know, come to think of it, I can't even think of any for myself that don't suck. >_>
Dream Poetry and Imagination: My Life's Story, by JQ Pickwick.
A Million Little Lolcats
By Twilight Wolf
The proper use of a chicken hatPhilip J. Fry
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on October 14, 2008, 05:10:05 PM
OOH someone do me!
...
that's what she said... 8)
How I killed the "That's what she said" joke
by FishyRules
How to ruin an awesome joke
JQ Pickwick
OH!
WHAT!!! NO FAIR!!!!
Comebacks 101: Remedial Ice Burns! by FishyRules
That's a compliment, actually (for the first one). :P
Abuse your powers and your friends! by Tacheon Black
Quote from: Philip J. Fry on October 11, 2008, 10:31:18 PM
"Mommy's little helper yellow"
I'm probably the only one who'll get that. Oh well
No no, I got that. :3
Splee! 1000 Points to you Tacheon.
1000 Points to everyone, those were all really good.
*draws*
If famous movie quotes contained product plugs.
Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a 99c double quarter-pounder now available at Wendy's for a limited time only!
E.T. phone 1-800-CALL-ATT. It cheaper rate!
"Toto, I don't think we're in Disneyland anymore... [Narrator: Now accepting reservations for the one low price of $600 per day.]"
Say hello to my little SmartCar!
*draws*
In a perfect world....
There would be no internet trolls.
"Hey, my refrigerator really is running!"
...
Yeah, I suck. :-*
Tingle would be emperor of the world!!!! ;D
(jk) ;)
FishyRules would be humorous.
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on October 22, 2008, 06:20:14 PM
There would be no internet trolls.
Ten Thousand Points.
*draws*
Confusing battle cries.
ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
RETREAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY DOLLS?
FOR THE HONOR OF FRANCE
I'M ONLY HERE FOR THE REFRESHMENTS.
LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEMANS
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING!!!!
Quote from: MagmarFire on October 24, 2008, 02:04:29 PM
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING!!!!
500 Points for the Anchorman reference.
Quote from: Davy Jones on October 24, 2008, 04:30:47 AM
FOR THE HONOR OF FRANCE
1000 Points. ;D
*draws*
Giving your date's parents too much information.
"You can be assured, Mr. Sanchez, I have no intention of engaging your daughter intimately on the first date. Last time I did the girl got pregnant, and that was just a mess."
"Don't worry, Mrs. Johnson; I'll be done with her by ten o'clock tomorrow morning."
"Don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, the doctor said the rash would clear up in a week or so."
"Don't worry, Mr. Dobbs, the police haven't caught me in two years."
It's cool, I haven't been able to get excited for years, anyhow.
I can assure you madame Strawberry, I have full knowledge on proper condom usage.
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on October 25, 2008, 02:12:03 PM
I can assure you madame Strawberry, I have full knowledge on proper condom usage.
:-[ I pictured you talking to strawberry short cake.
.....Anyway.
*draws*
Fear Factor for Celebrities.
"We're sorry, Ms. Lopez, but we're going to have to perform an emergency glutectomy."
"Okay, put this jacket on... No, it hasn't been dry-cleaned."
"Your challenge today: Spend real quality time with your child. There will be no cameras, so it can't be done just for publicity, and there will be no nanny."
That is one of the major things I can't stand about celebrities.
"Public non-exposure."
*Draws*
Classified ads that won't get many responses.
Kind, young man seeks for quiet girl. For more information, contact Willsborough Penitentiary, Cell Block D, Inmate 24601.
Worker seeks job in buzz cut testing. Call Colin Mochrie at 555-5551.
Man that will work for food
Hobo at corner of 5th street and 5th avenue
Woo! Still alive!
*draws*
Times when "That's what she said" is the worst possible response.
Any response to a family member.
Sorry, I can't really think of an actual line. ;)
"I do."
"It's a boy!"
"That giant snake just bit me!"
"Do you realize how fast you were just going?"
"What would Jesus do?"
Quote from: MagmarFire on December 13, 2008, 05:56:28 PM
"Do you realize how fast you were just going?"
You have no idea how funny that is for me.
"You have the right to remain silent."
Bank robber: The next person to speak isn't going to get out of here alive!
"Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!"
ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US
I love you, honey.
Anything starting with "And the million dollar question is..."
*draws*
The wrong thing to say when she says "I love you."
I love you too, Sammy- I, I mean Danielle.
I think it's time we see other people.
(http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/1889/1185942611684ds5.jpg)
You, too!? :o
And, FR, that Mudkip picture equals win. :P
That's what she said.
What's the frequency, Kenneth?!?!? *punch in face*
You know, if you really loved me...
Yes, I won the bet!
Why am I not playing Pokemons catching shiny Pidgy? WHY?
+1 Love!
I KNEW putting all those points into Charisma was a good idea!
[SPEECH, 100%]I love you, too! <lie>
Hahahahaha love the Fallout reference!
So that's what you humans call it?
I've been thinking about your sister lately...
Thousand points apeice.
*draws*
Messages we'd all like to see flying from the back of an airplane.
Free air!
"Neck pain? Call us!"
"For a good time, call 867-5309"
Acme flying school for the blind
"If you can read this, you're too close!"
*draws*
Dangerous things to say to the president.
Keep it clean. ;)
My shoe's untied.
Hold on, let me shoot you. *said while reaching for camera*
Yeah, yeah, I'm ripping off of Full House. >>
Don't tell anyone, but there's oil under my house.
"So, was it called 'Watergate,' Mr. President?"
*draws*
If our pets could talk.
FEED ME NOW!
That's what they would be saying most of the time. At least my dogs would.
"Why is this idiot waving a stick in front of my face...?"
hey
hey
hey hey
hey hey hey hey hey!
"This can isn't going to open itself, you know. Now that we have established the problem here, I believe it is time for my scratchy post. And clean that box, while your at it. It's starting to smell."
"Bacon sucks. It's sausage that wins."
Oooh, the irony. :P
My dog is really stupid and eats everything, so...
"What is that and can I eat it?"
My dogs:
"If I don't get at least 27 hours of sleep a day, I'm useless."
I'm looking at them right now. And they are out-cold.
*rummages through Fry's old hat*
*draws*
Times when you should never say "that's what she said".
During a meeting with Congress.
During a job interview... unless you are supposed to be a comedian.
At a funeral.
In the principles office.
"I hope you have fun with my daughter tonight."
"I do."
Quote from: Philip J. Fry on December 13, 2008, 12:04:00 PM
*draws*
Times when "That's what she said" is the worst possible response.
8 people didn't make it out alive...
Quote from: FishyRules on February 16, 2009, 11:14:29 AM
Quote from: Philip J. Fry on December 13, 2008, 12:04:00 PM
*draws*
Times when "That's what she said" is the worst possible response.
8 people didn't make it out alive...
PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFF
*
draws*
Things you don't want to hear your doctor say.
*After a prostate exam*
Okay, the doctor will be in shortly.
Okay...we're in the stomach now...grabbing the...wait, that's not an organ, that's...an apple?!?!? Oh sh--*explode*
"Um, that's not supposed to be there..."
oops.
Okay, so it's the blue one and the green one, right?
what was i supposed to be doing in here again?
Hey, why is my nurse ugly? This isn't like Grey's Anatomy at all. Screw it, I quit.
Doctor: I don't know how to explain this, but you have prostate cancer.
Patient: I came here to see what my knee pain was about! How do you know I have prostate cancer?!?!?!?
Doctor:Er...That's better left unsaid.
Question: Can anyone draw from the hat, or is it only one person?
Tacheon is in control now.
And yes, that's both the answer to your question and a bad thing for the doctor to say.
Quote from: 2nd Lt. Jean Havoc on February 16, 2009, 05:15:01 PM
Doctor: I don't know how to explain this, but you have prostate cancer.
Patient: I came here to see what my knee pain was about! How do you know I have prostate cancer?!?!?!?
Doctor:Er...That's better left unsaid.
Question: Can anyone draw from the hat, or is it only one person?
epic win
I have some rather bad news about your brain. It appears to have a lung tumor.
Quote from: Shika on February 16, 2009, 05:16:15 PM
Tacheon is in control now.
And yes, that's both the answer to your question and a bad thing for the doctor to say.
Oh,
haha. I just took charge cause Fry disappeared. If you have a good idea, go ahead and draw it. I'm not going to kill you.
Also,
"You: Is it going to hurt?
Doctor: That's what she said."
Okay, let me draw.
*draws*
Disney Sequels that will never sell.
Flubber 3
Bambi 3.
For that matter, Bambi III: Enter the deforesters.
EDIT: GODDAMMIT NINJA'D
:o
Okay...
Beauty and the beast: The magical children
Space Buddies
Sadly, this should be true. :'(
Epic win.
How about Bomber buddies?
Tron 2: Tronsvestite
Okay this has taken a weird turn of events... :-[
*Draws*
TDC membership awards that could be frowned upon.
Ugliest member
most unliked member/member we could live without
Most likely to be a child predator.
*pointed glare at Tacheon*
Quote from: Shika, Wizznatch Supreme on February 17, 2009, 09:52:23 PM
Most likely to be a child predator.
*pointed glare at Tacheon*
Most likely to have a man crush on a child predator <_<
Worst Bad Breath Award.
most likely to be a mass murderer
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on February 18, 2009, 03:30:04 PM
most likely to be a mass murderer
That would be a tie and you know it.
Fattest Member.
oh ho ho I'm pretty sure I would win.
I think you want all of these "undesirable" awards lol.
Quote from: Davy Jones on February 18, 2009, 05:29:17 AM
Most likely to have a man crush on a child predator <_<
Epic win. 10000 points.
*Draws*I can't read that. It's in German. Tacheon, could you decipher that?
Quote from: 2nd Lieutenant Jean Havoc on February 18, 2009, 07:38:38 PM
Quote from: Davy Jones on February 18, 2009, 05:29:17 AM
Most likely to have a man crush on a child predator <_<
Epic win. 10000 points.
*Draws*
I can't read that. It's in German. Tacheon, could you decipher that?
It says, "The worst time to be caught by the police.
In the nude.
... while doing something illegal perhaps?
Obviously!
I think some of us are going to go overboard with this.
thats what I was going for. and I have to agree.
I shall post something better eventually.
While drunk, nude, high, and schizophrenic at the same time? *Shrug*
Quote from: 2nd Lieutenant Jean Havoc on February 18, 2009, 07:49:23 PM
While drunk, nude, high, and schizophrenic at the same time? *Shrug*
JQ?
Quote from: 2nd Lieutenant Jean Havoc on February 18, 2009, 07:49:23 PM
While drunk, nude, high, and schizophrenic at the same time? *Shrug*
since when is being schizophrenic bad? or did you mean under the circumstances?
While giving a sermon.
Okay, getting weirder.
Anyway...
*Draws* (Yet again)(This ought to be good.)
Famous quotes from members of the forums
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on January 15, 2007, 03:46:41 PM
Who here is tired of the HORRIBLE grammar of some people? I'm not trying to offend anyone, but its just so darn annoying!
I'm saying this mostly because it was the start of an epic topic.
Quote from: Shika, Wizznatch Supreme on February 20, 2009, 02:56:21 PM
Quote from: Davy Jones on February 20, 2009, 12:31:08 AM
Quote from: Shika, Wizznatch Supreme on February 19, 2009, 05:44:04 PM
Tacheon...menage a trois? ;-)
Oui.
Ah, chouette! A...dix-neuf heure trente dimanche?
I do not know what this means, so I ask for a translation.
QuoteCool beans
Said by Commodore so I can bring this miserable scene to an end.
*Draws*
Bad TV show crossovers.
Quote from: Shika on February 22, 2009, 09:44:52 AM
QuoteCool beans
Said by Commodore so I can bring this miserable scene to an end.
*Draws*
Bad TV show crossovers.
Survivor: Bel Air
Hanna Montana's Flying Circus.
Digimon idol
Little People, Big Brother
Kim Possible the Hedgehog.
Spongebob the Teenage Witch
Fullmetal Squarepants.
Pokemon: The Last Airbender.
The legend of Sonic.
"I'm gonna beat Robondorf in less than 2:... my heart! they're all over the place! get'em get'em!
:o
Kirby Alchemist
Fullmetal Mythbusters
Good god, I can see it now! ;D
Dusts off hat* C'mon old girl. Find me a winner.
*draws*
Inappropriate nicknames for your significant other.
I love you too, my little Snausage.
That is an epic draw.
I got these for you, my little *Censored >:( *!
After the last warning I got, I'm going to stay away from the line.
Obaa-san.
Lol.
What's wrong, my little consolation prize?
Hi mom.
Tacheon
Shika, wow so much inspiration!
Wait, where's Girlfriend #2?
What's wrong, hammy?
Quote from: Shika on February 28, 2009, 12:45:59 AM
Hi mom.
.... :o
1000 Freud-points to you Shika.
*draws*
Bad names for candy.
Rocks.
RED HOT RAGIN' 'ROIDS!
Poppy dots.
*draws*
"What's on TV in hell."
South park and futurama.
Nancy Grace.
Yeah, I said it.
Earth's Kitchen
A channel dedicated to Barack Obama.
*Shudders*
A whole satellite franchise dedicated solely to Rush Limbaugh.
Quote from: Shika on March 04, 2009, 08:46:46 PM
Earth's Kitchen
So much funnier because that's what I was watching when I read it. ;D
*Draws*
Reality shows doomed to fail
Survivor: Bachelor edition
Sane People Who Get Along season 4: Malibu
Big Brother
Extreme Makeover: Pornstar edition
CSI: Boise
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?: Simpsons Edition
And I'd probably watch all of them. :(
*draws*
Video game characters on their day off.
Clerk: Sorry, sir, but your account has been overcharged.
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
...
Why can't I come up with good ones...!? >_<
Midna: "Link! Shake the Wii remote up and down! You'll know when to stop."
....
yeah okay if I get a warning for that I still have four years to work it off :P
Quote from: Davy Jones on March 06, 2009, 01:19:24 AM
Midna: "Link! Shake the Wii remote up and down! You'll know when to stop."
....
yeah okay if I get a warning for that I still have four years to work it off :P
oh my... haha.
Red: Hey, man. My Ivysaur just evolved. You gotta try this stuff. I'm seeing colors I didn't even know existed.
... Yeah, I suck at this game.
Store Clerk: "Would you like de-cafe or regular, sir?"
Link: "TEEHHHYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"
Store Clerk: *Sigh* "Must you do this everyday, sir?........*Sigh* "I'm sorry, but for the last time, I can't except that, it's not real money."
Link: "HYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" *walks away*
(Continuation)
Store clerk: That'll be $2.99.
Mario: Do you except coins?
Store clerk: (To self) I always get the weirdos of this job. *Sigh*
*Sora passes a Victoria's Secret store*
Sora: It's closed.
...hmmm...
*Aims keyblade at lock*
Or
Ash: What's that?
Pokedex: Panda- *other info*
Ash: Pikachu, use volt tackle!
Ash: Yeah! One hit knockout!
People at zoo: D: :'(
Cops: You're coming with us.
Ash: Eye contact! Let's battle!
Cops: *ready guns*
Quote from: FishyRules on March 07, 2009, 05:07:54 PM
Ash: What's that?
Pokedex: Panda- *other info*
Ash: Pikachu, use volt tackle!
Ash: Yeah! One hit knockout!
People at zoo: D: :'(
Cops: You're coming with us.
Ash: Eye contact! Let's battle!
Cops: *ready guns*
Well, can't say I didn't see that coming.
Quote from: FishyRules on March 07, 2009, 05:07:54 PM
Ash: What's that?
Pokedex: Panda- *other info*
Ash: Pikachu, use volt tackle!
Ash: Yeah! One hit knockout!
People at zoo: D: :'(
Cops: You're coming with us.
Ash: Eye contact! Let's battle!
Cops: *ready guns*
+15,000 points.
Samus at a hot beach party.
Lol.
Yeah it sucks.
*draws*
World's worst fanservice pairings.
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.
Ginny and Hermione.
Oh wait, I thought you said best ever possible.
Uh, Pegasus and Tristan.
And now to get my first warning. Here we go.
Miroku and the Wind Tunnel
A Hole in One
Totally worth it.
Holy Ra, I killed my own thread! Is that like suicide?
*draws*
Albums that didn't fly off the shelves.
Kiss's cover of Schoolhouse Rock
Ooookay....that one didn't work. If anyone has Ideas they can still draw.
*draws*
Times when people run as fast as they can.
When you wake up in your girlfriend's mom's bed.
Bush's 3rd term in office.
"Hey man, I'm Waldo. Look, you've got to hide me, I've got fifteen grams of china white in my hat and the cops are tailing me."
Nintendo making a zelda game that is for... CASUAL GAMERS!
Quote from: Chuckinator on March 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
When you wake up in your mom's girlfriend's bed.
I'd be much more afraid of that. :o
When you turn around and
see me.
FR you win.
100 points to whoever for whatever you did.
*draws*
If the world was an anime.
in the words of Haruhi Suzumiya, "Moe, is very important I believe."
Moe is a fetish for Anime/cartoon characters.
Everyone would have scars.
overly large swords would not only be easy to wield in one hand, but popular.
Our heads would be able to swell like balloons under even the smallest anger-inducing stimulus.
And being constipated would give us superpowers.
We could make faces like these
:(
:o
:P
:-X
:-[
;)
Everyone's power level would be OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!111
Totally unorigional, but I had to do it.
All girls will be attractive.
AKA No ugly ones yay!
*draws*
When you can tell a show's been dragged on for too many seasons.
when they kill off the main characters just to bring them back later in the series
When it turns out like recent (or not so recent) Episodes of naruto.
Jack Black makes a guest appearance.
They bring up people for one episode.
'Kay...guess it's my turn, then.
*draws*
Links that are guaranteed to get you RickRoll'd.
smouch.net/lol
What, I'm unoriginal today.
youtube.com/XX6tDd-n00Cv
This one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)
Anything that says "This is not a Rick-roll."
"Link and Zelda kiss in TP!"
I thought I would join in.
OMG GUISE LOOK HEER!
"You know the rules, and so do I"
OMG THIS IS TEH HAWT!
*draws*
Presents Obama should avoid giving other world leaders.
"In recent news, all of the Middle East and a small cell in Great Britain declared jihad against the United States, when the President gave Saudi Arabia's Abdul Aziz ibn Saud a copy of 'Backdoor Patrol V', featuring Stacy Morgan".
Amnesty. ;D ;D ;D
"War on Terror" the home game.
Obama: The movie
The launch codes for our missiles.
Good one.
*draws*
Good 'scenes from a hat' scenes.
Good 'scenes from a hat' scenes.
OH S-
"What Tacheon is thinking right now."
"Why Burlo doesn't fit in everyday situations."
Good, good. New topic:
How the world looks through MagmarFire's eyes.
like hair
He's not sure; the world has never revealed itself.
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0111001101100101001000000111010001101000011000010111010000100111011100110010
0000011010100111010101110011011101000010000001110100011010000110010100100000
0111001101101111011100100111010000100000011011110110011000001010011000100110
1100011010010110111001101011011001010111001001100101011001000010000001110000
0110100001101001011011000110100101110011011101000110100101101110011001010010
0000011100000110100101100111001000000110100101100111011011100110111101110010
0110000101101110011000110110010100100000010010010010011101110110011001010010
0000011000110110111101101101011001010000101001110100011011110010000001100101
0111100001110000011001010110001101110100001000000110011001110010011011110110
1101001000000111100101101111011101010010000001101110011011110110111000101101
0110001101110010011001010110000101110100011010010111011001100101001000000110
0111011000010111001001100010011000010110011101100101001011100000101010011001
It's a place (in my mind) where I'm Caboose and everyone else is Tucker.
*draws*
How math applies to real life.
Quote from: Shika on June 22, 2009, 11:03:47 PM
*draws*
How math applies to real life.
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ummm... math.. teachers?
Quote from: Shika on June 22, 2009, 11:03:47 PM
*draws*
How math applies to real life.
(http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/pac_man_pie_chart.jpg)
Quote from: Anju on June 22, 2009, 11:17:07 PM
Quote from: Shika on June 22, 2009, 11:03:47 PM
*draws*
How math applies to real life.
(http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/pac_man_pie_chart.jpg)
win
"Alright, I want you to stack those cans of Chef Boyardee in a five-sided pyramid with a base area of 20 feet squared and a height of 7 feet. How many cans do you need me to get you?"
I'm sooo gonna get in trouble for this... XD
Mags's Law:
A girl's attractiveness is directly proportional to the square of the prettiness variable
k multiplied by the Universal Hotness Constant
H, both of which are determined through
experimentation, and inversely proportional to the square root of said girl's popularity
P, yielding the formula
A == Hk2
-----
P.5
Mags, do you watch "The Big Bang Theory," by any chance?
I don't. Did I inadvertently steal their material? :P
I think they had a similar formula; it definitely is something one of the characters would come up with.
Two words: Bank accountant.
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 23, 2009, 12:03:30 PM
I'm sooo gonna get in trouble for this... XD
Mags's Law:
A girl's attractiveness is directly proportional to the square of the prettiness variable k multiplied by the Universal Hotness Constant H, both of which are determined through experimentation, and inversely proportional to the square root of said girl's popularity P, yielding the formula
A == Hk2
-----
P.5
*jaw drops*
My Cousin just had a wedding. She is also a math teacher. For her vows, she said she's always been a lonely number like route 3 and all that. I forget, 'cause my brain short circuited when my sister was explaining it.
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on June 23, 2009, 01:45:39 PM
I think they had a similar formula; it definitely is something one of the characters would come up with.
Truthfully, my joke was partially influenced from
Homestar Runner's Strong Bad. He made a similar joke once, but it was in a completely unrelated matter.
My turn to draw.
*draws*
ew.
*draws again*
Already did that.
*draws a third time*
Things we really don't want to wake up to.
zombies chewing on you legs
The Joker looking straight down on your helpless, waking body.
Or Zeromus.
Or Kefka.
Or Exdeath.
Or even Sephiroth.
Maybe Dick Cheney too...
me
"C'mon you son of a *, you want to finish the job DO IT!" *unpins grenade*
NEW TOPIC: The first guy to die in a horror movie.
the black guy
the black guy
the black guy
the black guy
the black guy.
the black guy
the black guy
the black guy
the black guy
duh. the ditzy blonde girl
Aww.
*draws*
Horrible marketing ideas.
Quote from: Shika on June 26, 2009, 11:19:21 PM
Aww.
*draws*
Horrible marketing ideas.
Body Worlds: come, we have dead people!
Quote from: Rorschach Mikaudes on June 27, 2009, 12:01:49 AM
Quote from: Shika on June 26, 2009, 11:19:21 PM
Aww.
*draws*
Horrible marketing ideas.
Body Worlds: come, we have dead people!
I actually think that's the most brilliant idea ever.
COME, WE HAVE DEAD, NAKED PEOPLE
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on June 27, 2009, 10:37:17 AM
Quote from: Rorschach Mikaudes on June 27, 2009, 12:01:49 AM
Quote from: Shika on June 26, 2009, 11:19:21 PM
Aww.
*draws*
Horrible marketing ideas.
Body Worlds: come, we have dead people!
I actually think that's the most brilliant idea ever.
COME, WE HAVE DEAD, NAKED PEOPLE
*shakes head*
Save -$89.00
Was $12.99
Now $101.99 Plus tax
So that's where I left my hat.
(dusts off/draws)
Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend.
"I can ride her around all day long."
"She's not too beat-up for a rental."
"I don't need to use too much to fill her up."
"Since they launched Cash for Clunkers, I've been thinking of trading this one in for a newer model."
It has some problems getting to third, but after that it all goes smoothly.
Hooray! It still works!
*draws*
Bad names for airline companies
Jeff.
Hindenburg Airlines
Kamikaze Services.
...I'm going to Hell for saying this, aren't I? >.>;
EDIT: Okay, now I'm seriously considering deleting this.
EDIT2: Screw it. I'm using a different one.
Careless Air (real one: translated)
Bonzai travel
Stevie Wondair
Desert Colossus Transit
Edit: I'm probably banned for that....
I already packed your bags for you. :P
Argh! Ok I have one:
Things that use to sound innocent 50 years ago.
Teabag.
Look at that candy (Censored) boogie outta here.
I wish I could go to Wonderland.
*Draws*
Drinking games that will get you killed.
Drano-pong.
Drink every time the "secrets tune" plays when Link grabas a Rupee in TP
Taking a drink every time Tacheon thinks, That's what she said.
Taking a drink during "Shadow the Hedgehog" everytime someone says something annoying.
Drinking other people's drinks.
Drinking every time someone else drinks.
Drinking every time I come up with a clever response for this topic.
... Wait a minute...
Drinki8ng every time one of us posts. Oh wait, you'll still survive.
*picks hat up from floor, reaches hand in, and grasps... NOTHING*
Guys!! Oh no! The hat is empty!
uhhh... what to do, what to do...
oh! *lightbulb appears over Pyrgus's head*
*reaches into hat, PRETENDS to pull out a slip of paper, coughs twice, and reads*
Things to say/do should the hat ever run out of magical slips of paper
"Things to say about your controller but not your girlfriend."
"Rules of the Geneva Convention that Team Fortress 2 breaks"
...
*slap*
That's a terrible idea! I mean, the answer is all of them...doesn't give much...*grumble*
Which brings to my next answer:
"Statements that will get me slapped."
"Statements that will get Jean Havoc slapped."
"Slap me."
"You just lost the game"
"I hate anime"
"May we have a different topic now?"
Moving on :-[ : *Draws*
"Statements that will get one dishonorably discharged from life"
"OVER NINE-THOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"
"I like Windows Vista better than 7."
Seriously, you'll get ripped to shreds. I don't recommend saying it. Even if you believe it.
"I'm a hardcore gamer! Yeah! I play Madden and Call of Duty all the time!"
*User was shot for obvious reasons
"We just voted Democrat."
*Terrorism!*
"Roxas and Axel do not belong together."
Three...two...one... >.>
"Yes they do"
Quote from: Whocares on December 02, 2009, 12:24:23 PM
"We just voted Democrat."
*Terrorism!*
/me reads from box
"The Core?"
"Eh, could be good."
"I will soon launch a bug that will fry all computers worldwide."
"I am gonna talk about /b/"
Honestly, don't do it.....
"Zelda, I'm going to Gamelon to-"
*User was banned for quoting a forbidden Zelda game.
*draws*
Things you don't want to wake up next to in the morning.
The severed head of a horse.
*turns around*
Shika!? O.o
*wakes up and turns over*
"OH MY GOD, it's Lady Gaga" :o
*Shudders*
one of you guys :P
or tingle...
Ferrus (http://www.zeldauniverse.net/gallery/images/6838/1_1_a10_1.png)
My ex-girlfriend.