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Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: Axel on June 27, 2008, 08:06:36 PM

Title: I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Axel on June 27, 2008, 08:06:36 PM
Omg, I finally got a girl friend, after 18 long years, finally! I'm so happy right now!
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 27, 2008, 08:09:14 PM
. . . Dude.
Chill out and play it cool.
If you overreact like this, she'll leave.
Trust me.
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Twilight Wolf on June 27, 2008, 08:09:49 PM
Wow, wasn't expecting a topic like this...

Anyways, congratulations! I hope you two will be happy together.
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Axel on June 27, 2008, 08:12:52 PM
Well, she said she already liked me for 3 or 4 months. And she won't leave me!! never.
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 27, 2008, 08:17:03 PM
Wait, I thought you already had, like, three or four girlfriends. :P

Nah, it's great, man! You finally got one!
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 27, 2008, 08:17:52 PM
ahahaha

why would your girlfriend say she'd leave you ?

think man
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Axel on June 27, 2008, 08:18:38 PM
OH she won't. she already misses me, and we've been together for like 10 minutes. lol
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 27, 2008, 08:19:42 PM
Quote from: Commodore Boo on June 27, 2008, 08:17:52 PM
ahahaha

why would your girlfriend say she'd leave you ?

think man
Thats a good point :P
And be careful dude.
I've had heartbreak before.
And its more dangerous than anything that can be fired out of a gun.
Its serious business, and if you're ever having relationship problems, talk to me.
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Axel on June 27, 2008, 08:20:57 PM
um, thank you? I think thats why they invented parents. lol
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 27, 2008, 08:22:04 PM
who are they ?
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 27, 2008, 08:22:36 PM
That's also why they invented advisors. And ZV is a great advisor--trust me. He's a love guru if there ever was one (on this forum).
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 27, 2008, 08:24:19 PM
is he Mike Myers ?
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Axel on June 27, 2008, 08:26:41 PM
lol, awkward...
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 27, 2008, 08:29:42 PM
Quote from: Commodore Boo on June 27, 2008, 08:24:19 PM
is he Mike Myers ?

y dont u aks im urself?
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Axel on June 27, 2008, 08:34:53 PM
is he speaking mike myers the serial killer from halloween, or the comedy mike myers? lol
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 27, 2008, 08:37:27 PM
whichever one is the love guru
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 27, 2008, 08:38:52 PM
You know what?
Go ahead and talk to your parents about it.
But if there is one thing I've learned about parents and girlfriends- Its that they give terrible love advise.
Don't talk to me if you feel like you've got everything under control.
But if things go haywire, remember this conversation. Also, another thing I've learned while talking to JDog. JDog doesn't have much confidence in ZV.
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 27, 2008, 08:40:07 PM
I...think you said the wrong thing, JDog.
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 27, 2008, 08:42:41 PM
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on June 27, 2008, 08:38:52 PM
But if there is one thing I've learned about parents and girlfriends- Its that they give terrible love advise.

wat
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 27, 2008, 08:43:31 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 27, 2008, 08:40:07 PM
I...think you said the wrong thing, JDog.
No, no.
I'm not mad or upset.
But if he doesn't think he'll need a shoulder if things go wrong, then let him think that.
:)
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Axel on June 27, 2008, 08:44:19 PM
ah well, the wind will blow my tears away. lol
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 27, 2008, 08:45:20 PM
With a mindset like that, he could get into things that he doesn't want to go into. He should always know he has options.

Besides, if he takes wisdom from only one place, it isn't the best accumulation of information. Whom he really should be asking is both you and his parents, just in case.
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on June 27, 2008, 08:46:21 PM
Well, I guess we'll deal with that road if we go down it.
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: MagmarFire on June 27, 2008, 08:51:36 PM
but i don wannaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 27, 2008, 08:51:41 PM
you never answered my question
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Axel on June 27, 2008, 08:53:22 PM
lol, zv, you know I was only joking right? your advise is very mature, but the rest of you is pathetic(jk) or am i?
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: DW on June 27, 2008, 10:30:47 PM
Quote from: Axel on June 27, 2008, 08:12:52 PM
Well, she said she already liked me for 3 or 4 months. And she won't leave me!! never.


...That's bad. You guys just started going out, you get that attached and crap happens. Don't EVER expect to always be together with someone.

Honestly, it seems like you're more excited to have a girlfriend than you are about the girl herself. Wrong mindset. If you only focus on milestones and the idea of having someone there, you overlook the small things, like actually getting along well with the person.
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Fishalicious on June 29, 2008, 09:46:04 AM
To quote Batman:

"Mistletoe is deadly if you eat it."
"A kiss can be deadlier... if you mean it."


uh. I'm not in a relationship and can't give you advice or anything. I've only ever had stalkers and lesbians hitting on me. D:
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Axel on June 29, 2008, 09:58:48 AM
awkward...
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Rev Rabies on June 29, 2008, 10:54:50 AM
Quote from: Fisk on June 29, 2008, 09:46:04 AM
To quote Batman:

"Mistletoe is deadly if you eat it."
"A kiss can be deadlier... if you mean it."

That's where i get my love advice, crappy superheros rich guys in spandex.

don't get too attached, if you feel like you are, slap yourself.
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 29, 2008, 03:55:13 PM
Quote from: Fisk on June 29, 2008, 09:46:04 AM
To quote Batman:

"Mistletoe is deadly if you eat it."
"A kiss can be deadlier... if you mean it."

when did Batman say this ?
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: darkphantomime on June 29, 2008, 05:54:31 PM
First Batman movie directed by Tim Burton.
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 29, 2008, 07:05:23 PM
i see

i hear the Batman movies before Begins are awful

confirm/deny?
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Keaton on June 29, 2008, 09:35:47 PM
Quote from: Commodore Boo on June 29, 2008, 07:05:23 PM
i see

i hear the Batman movies before Begins are awful

confirm/deny?

You sir are completely wrong.

COMPLETELY.
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Commodore Axilon on June 29, 2008, 09:37:00 PM
well maybe not the one with Adam West
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Keaton on June 29, 2008, 09:39:29 PM
In the first movie, they use Shark Repellent.

shark repellent
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: Twilight Wolf on June 29, 2008, 09:40:40 PM
Quote from: Tacheon Alexander Black on June 29, 2008, 09:39:29 PM
In the first movie, they use Shark Repellent.

shark repellent

Well, those pesky sharks are irritating, so I'm not surprised. Not to mention they give you a horrible itch when they bite you.
Title: Re:I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Post by: darkphantomime on July 01, 2008, 09:42:55 AM
No wait,  it was actually the second Batman movie,  Batman Returns.