So it seems this place is DEAD.
All survivors gather here, we got guns, pizza, candy, and video games.
DON'T PRESS THE BIG RED BUTTON UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!
Have fun and play safe in the ball pit.
I brought my Saturn if anyone wants to play a game.
(Yes, I would bring my Saturn to a bomb shelter. All the games, too.)
*presses big red button*
Sorry, it's my job.
You fool! You've murdered us all!
No no no, that's the big black button. I just ordered Chinese food.
I know, I've read the instruction manual. Who wants lo mein?
Oh, you had me worried there for a moment. Lo Mein sounds good.
Anyone up for a round of Sega Rally?
Edit: Everyone's gone. I warned them not to go outside, what with the radiation and all... Oh well, this means I get the big-screen TV all to myself.
I have returned.
I am immune to radiation, as I am Xenu.
I'm a noncomformist. What kills you makes me giggle.
Quote from: EVE on July 11, 2008, 01:21:46 AM
I have returned.
I am immune to radiation, as I am Xenu.
Congratulations, that post alone will alert the Scientologists' internet filter to block this website. (I'm dead serious.)
That being said, I'm glad you guys aren't dead.
That's cool, that's cool.
If it's any consolation, some people call me the Space Cowboy; some call me the Gangster of Love.
Some people call me maurice
...Is it safe for me to come out from my corner now...?
Not sure. I'm finally starting to see signs of life outside the topic walls, but be careful.
Quote from: Dr Rabies on July 11, 2008, 07:14:11 AM
Some people call me maurice
'cause you speak of the pompitous of love ?
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on July 11, 2008, 12:26:50 AM
So it seems this place is DEAD.
All survivors gather here, we got guns, pizza, candy, and video games.
DON'T PRESS THE BIG RED BUTTON UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!
Have fun and play safe in the ball pit.
awkward...
I'm a smoker.
I'm a midnight toker.
Expert texpert, choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you? Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, ha ha ha.
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
(http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=76045&rendTypeId=4)
Hooray, someone got the reference!
You get a cookie.
I am the Eggman.
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z38/DeY_bucket/sa2_eggman.png)
You got it, too!
You also get a cookie.
beatles reference
That is THE song to get stoned to.
ZV, just a question, do you smoke pot? First you say you're a toker, now this?
Dr, are you a pot smoker? First you're welcome this, then you criticize ZV?
What did i supposedly do first?
and no, i do heroin, i don't mess around
Because joking about heroin is always funny.
Tone down the drug stuff a little bit.
I think snake took dope when he did that imagination thing
Most of my friends are stoners Dr.
I wouldn't mind joining them next time. :)
Hey, ZV.
There's a reason they call it "dope."
Above The Influence™
You're Lord of Lulz for a good reason, Commodore.
*head perks up and smirks*
Meh-
you don't get addicted to weed, unless they put "extra" things in it.
My friends are still alright in the head though.
I have a good head on my shoulders, and I know when enough is enough.
Mind you, I'd only do something like that maybe once or twice a year with really close friends.
I know that people who do weed eventually don't get the same kick out of it for a while, so they do more severe things.
Thats why I don't plan on doing it often.
Don't worry about me guys. :)
If your friends all told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?
So why is weed any different?
Above The Influence™
yes.
Because I know better.
I wouldn't do ANYTHING else, believe me.
jesus ZV i'm joking
i mean TW got it
why can't ZV be more like TW ?
sad face
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/frown.gif)
There's a hobo living in the ball pit!
Ew, someone fish him out. We can't have the children exposed to such things!
I'll get gun. *trips and hit's the big red button* OH CRAP!
Don't worry, that's just the doom button. The one you really want to worry about is the "Chinese Food" button.
Oh, okay. Get's the gun and shoots Como by accident.
You really don't like "como" do you?
I think it's short for "combover."
I don't have a problem with him i just call him that as a joke.
You sir, are a dirty filthy liar.
You ma'm are a dirty, filthy worm that i squashed under my shoe.
Nobody talks to JQ that way!! >:(
GET HIM!! O:
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST PERRY COMO
I like his music very much.
*smirks and shoots everyone when they are distracted*
What's funny is that I posted that Liar bit before SG had posted.
*Shoots him because he didn't make his post clear and with sense*
What are you anyway? Some kind of Gun-crazed canadian?
No i'm a trigger happy cheesian
I've been to Cheesia before. It's a beautiful nation. Good food, too.
It's a world totally made of cheese.
So you're from Wisconsin?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
No i'm from my mom.
No your not, you're from mars. XD
Quote from: Link's Nobody on July 12, 2008, 10:38:24 AM
No your not, you're from mars. XD
I'll toast to that one! ;D
jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch. he always puts skippy in my lunch.
DISCUSS
I dislike Skippy, I prefer the Reese peanut butter brand.
What the cheese are u noobs of pie talking about?
How jim cramer is an american hero.
but honestly, jesus puts skippy in my lunch for a reason, it's good for you
Quote from: Shadow Goris on July 12, 2008, 01:32:09 PM
What the cheese are u noobs of pie talking about?
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/Madkows/MUDKIP.png)
*smacks DrRabies*
Gamefreak you lose.
And how dare you slap me.
Quote from: Dr Rabies on July 12, 2008, 02:02:03 PM
Gamefreak you lose.
And how dare you slap me.
Actually, Rabies, he
smacked you.
Big difference. XD
actually i ate punched him
Quote from: Dr Rabies on July 12, 2008, 01:56:36 PM
How jim cramer is an american hero.
Jim Cramer is a hack
screw Jim Cramer
Your mother is a hack
i'll hack into your computer find your address come to your house and then hack you with an axe
Well that sounds rather...painfull.
No...Well when are u selling the tickets? :)
uh, what be this selling thing? Everything is free... ;D
oh...*grabs all the tickets and runs*
Except for you, you have to pay. :D
*gets arrested for stealing but breaks out*
Stings boy with tazer***
*steals tazer and limps away*
Attacks with lightsaber*
I am Error
*sprays saber with water to make it harmless*
Slaps repeatidly***
*burps the abc's innocently as mod goes by then decapitates him*
Wow, the bomb shelter is abandoned today...
Hmm... *Evil ideas*
you could put a bomb in it and blow it up
that'd be pretty ironic
I find it odd that the bomb shelter doesn't shelter and bombs.
Hmm... interesting idea, COMMiE.
*steals bombs and runs away, then bombs the place forgetting that it's a bombshelter, so admits his failure*
The bomb shelter is empty again.
Maybe I'll turn it into a secret hideout.
We can be Blind's Gang of Thieves!
:)
Of course, we'd have to have something small in our signature that made it official.
Hmm, not a bad idea!
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on July 16, 2008, 05:09:39 PM
We can be Blind's Gang of Thieves!
:)
Of course, we'd have to have something small in our signature that made it official.
And I'll be the guy who makes you suck eggs, lol
Quote from: Ike's Nobody on July 17, 2008, 12:19:01 PM
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on July 16, 2008, 05:09:39 PM
We can be Blind's Gang of Thieves!
:)
Of course, we'd have to have something small in our signature that made it official.
And I'll be the guy who makes you suck eggs, lol
And I'd be the guy who smashes them in your face.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... :o What?! What is this even for? can someone please explain the bomb shelter's point/ function?
Can I join your Gang of Theives?
Please? Pretty Please?
Oh you guys know I have to get in on this... my door opening skills will be invaluable....
pfft
who can't even open doors ?
this Blind's Gang of Thieves! is doomed to failure
Quote from: Commodore Bender on July 17, 2008, 01:36:28 PM
pfft
who can't even open doors ?
this Blind's Gang of Thieves! is doomed to failure
Im the MasterKey.
I can open all the doors.
Even the door to your mom.
But only I can open the door to your girlfriend... where she's giving you a naughty naughty.... and we all watch in disgusted fascination.
a gentlemen never watches JQ
he says "Pardon the intrusion, I was looking for my coat." and politely closes the door
Okay, I have a recant for all of this:
I got burned-ded
But why is my coat covered in bodily fluids? O.o
This topic has steered into the twilight zone...
Am I too late for pizza and videogames?
Let's hope you're too late for the bodily fluids though.
*Chucking the banned body of Shadow Gorris out the airlock*
It's never too late for bodily fluids.
Quote from: Carpet Merchant on July 17, 2008, 01:58:40 PM
*Chucking the banned body of Shadow Gorris out the airlock*
It's never too late for bodily fluids.
:P :P :P
Anyways, yeah, anyone can open doors guys. And the Bomb Shelter's purpose was to get SOME kind of activity going on the forums. There like 12 users on and nobody was posting. So I created the "Bomb Shelter" insinuating that everyone who was outside of it's walls must have been blown to smithereens (since they were all so inactive)
Where's the pizza, candy, and vg's?
I could go for some pizza, we need some red bull to go with it as well. Not the suger free stuf, the sugar stuff.
And some various gummi animals if you don't mind.
Wow... even the Bomb Shelter is abandoned now. People these days... ???
Quote from: Ike's Nobody on July 17, 2008, 05:10:43 PM
I could go for some pizza, we need some red bull to go with it as well. Not the suger free stuf, the sugar stuff.
No red bull. EVER.
Hey, I know something's that missing from this topic.
Women.
GIRLS on the INTERNET!?!? :o
*Anime fall*
The womens has arrived.
Oh yeah.
Quote from: Fisk on July 17, 2008, 06:32:54 PM
The womens has arrived.
Oh yeah.
:3
Let the McLovin' commence.
You guys... have... fun... I'll be playing my Saturn in the back room.
Quote from: Fisk on July 17, 2008, 06:32:54 PM
The womens has arrived.
Oh yeah.
Tacheon has taken you.
Do you have any more? :P
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w33/jackals_incarnation/NoGirlsAllowed.jpg)
i dikree it.
Is that... JDog on the right?
Looks like him doesn't it? :P
Quote from: MasterKey0 on July 18, 2008, 08:30:19 AM
Quote from: Fisk on July 17, 2008, 06:32:54 PM
The womens has arrived.
Oh yeah.
Tacheon has taken you.
Do you have any more? :P
I'll just dismiss myself as a guy... :P
Quote from: Awesome Ninja on July 18, 2008, 09:43:36 AM
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w33/jackals_incarnation/NoGirlsAllowed.jpg)
i dikree it.
Man, I was gonna post that picture!
And yes, ZV, that guy does kind of look like JDog.
Quote from: The DHARMA Initiative on July 18, 2008, 10:40:51 AM
Is that... JDog on the right?
oh shut up... you know I can read what you post right?
I know, but it looked a little like you from what you posted in the Facebook.
Yeah, that's all we're saying, JDog.
Does not...
Umm, can you see yourself right now?
I thought so
*jumps through the bomb shelter door in a radiation suit*
I SURVIVED! *looks around*
WHAT?! GIRLS?! ON THE INTERNETZ!? *runs into the back room to play saturn*
*joins MajoraKirby and TW*
*kicks down door*
I wanna play Saturn too!! :(
*sits in empty room*
Hello?
*something moves*
:-[
becomes bored*
*alien spawn once again rips through chest*
MajoraKirby: SHFAUHGASUDGAHGA *dies*
Alien Spawn: SOMEONE ORDER LO MEIN?! *pulls several boxes of lo mein out of Majorakirby's chest*
THIS THREAD IS NOW THIRD PERSON
YOU MUST ACT AS THOUGH YOU ARE TELLING A STORY, OR YOUR POST WILL BE BALEETED
Tacheon walked back into the main room, cradling a bottle of Smirnof in his arms. He plopped down on the couch, which responded by giving a weak, dusty oof.
The empty shell that was once MajoraKirby crawls his way over to Tacheon, eager for booze.
"Fool!" cried the filthy hobo, "dis is beink my booze!" Indeed the vagrant's veins coursed with a thick oil-like substance that prevented him from ever willfully parting with his precious alcohol. The man hailed from deep within the Siberian tundra, and was once a top agent for the KGB, but he fled once he heard the Cold War was over. There was no way this young American punk was going to get the bottle from this prime Russian specimen.
ZV thinks Tacheon has the potential to be greatness at HA2.
Commodore thinks ZV is not very good at telling stories.
ZV meant to say Commodore, but for some reason said Tacheon instead. However, now ZV thinks of taking it back.
Yeah, well Commodore wouldn't want to be part of your stupid club anyway.
...
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/frown.gif)
As MajoraKirby removes the cap from his precious booze he notices a filthy Russian hobo charging at him. Angered he quickly guzzles down the booze, ready for an inebriated through down.
Although Twilight Wolf had no idea why it was now necessary to speak in third-person perspective, he shrugged it off and decided to go with it. After all, a bit of variety is good for you, isn't it?, he reasoned.
With this thought in his mind, he walked casually back to the back room to play Saturn games with MajoraKirby, MagmarFire, and MasterKey0. Good thing I thought to bring my six-player multitap! thought Twilight Wolf to himself as he plugged in the controllers.
Realizing that TW was about to discover that he was no longer playing Saturn, MajoraKirby zig-zagged towards the game room, yelling, "asghagahpruyqehaieh!?"
TRANSLATION: WAIT MY GOOD SIR! I'M ON MY WAY TO PLAY FANTASTICAL GAMES WITH YOU, MAGMARFIRE, AND MASTERKEY!
But instead he hits a wall and passes out.
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on July 20, 2008, 01:00:37 PM
ZV meant to say Commodore, but for some reason said Tacheon instead. However, now ZV thinks of taking it back.
Tacheon now considers ZV to be a douche.
Remember kids, douching is bad mmmkay.
Quote from: MajoraKirby on July 20, 2008, 09:24:05 PM
Remember kids, douching is bad mmmkay.
Indeed. Not only does it kill the bad bacteria, it also kills the good ones-- leaving your wobbly bits open to infection.
*nod nod*
When we learned it in science class we all wanted to make black tee shirts with big white letters saying
"DON'T DOUCHE!"
Annnnnywho, what ever happened to that hobo? In the ball pit? He was russian? Wanted booze?
why were you learning about douches in science class ?
Sounds like an interesting curriculum you got there.
Quote from: Commodore Bender on July 21, 2008, 02:12:58 PM
why were you learning about douches in science class ?
In my school science is not binded to one subject. But in fact covers many different topics, at the end of the year our subject was sexual education. As we do not have a separate class for the subject.
where do you live ?
Compton ?
Tacheon will destroy them for not speaking in third-person! thought a panicked Twilight Wolf.
That was funny, MAJORAKIRBY literally laughed out loud at 4:30 in the morning.
Tacheon agreed with Twilight Wolf, cackling wickedly as he sharpened his katana.
MajoraKirby reads his last post over, realizing with a horrible fury that his post has been mod edited! He pulls out a katana of his own and charges at Tacheon
Tacheon rose, Elanore glinting wickedly in the false halogen light. He casually lifted his blade ever so slightly, forcing MajoraKirby's thrust to glance off to the side. In doing do, MajoraKirby was left staggering defenselessly off to the right. Tacheon rapped him firmly on the spinal column with the hilt of his blade, and caught him as he fell.
Shadow_Goris kills everyone because he is the master of cheese
As MajoraKirby lays limp in the arms of his opponent, awful memories of his spinal tap in the hospital come back to him, he begins to weep uncontrollably in the fetal position.
Shaking his head, Twilight Wolf sighed and walked out of the room.
Noticing twilightwolf's head shaking, Majorakirby goes into an insane fit of rage and dashes toward him, sword in hand.
MasterKey has just noticed a topic where everybody is speaking in third person. MasterKey is quite puzzled.
MajoraKirby explains that mods will delete your post if it is not written in third person form. And that third person is much more dramatic and funner, and makes great HA2 practice.
thinking of how dumb everyone sounds, dr rabies decided to post a hilarious video
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=8kChDiQVAAE
Twilight Wolf thinks the video Dr. Rabies posted was cool except for that one part, which wasn't good at all.
MajoraKirby silently lols as he eats lo mein.
Fisk tries in vain to unlock her apartment door, and proceeds to eat chips. However, she continues to stick the cut up hand into the bag of chips, to her dismay.
MajoraKirby kicks down Fisk's apartment door, and has Kirby Drone bandage her hand and give her a new bag of none bloodied chips.
Twilight Wolf revives the topic and praises Kirby Drone 2 for a job well done.
MasterKey expresses his fondness for this website and for the video posted by Rabies, for it was funny.
Twilight Wolf is bored, and he has thus decided to post here.
Ahhh, Twilight Wolf has made a fine choice.
"You really think so?" he asked ZV.
"If it is to banish boredom to back of your subconsciousness, then yes, I really think so." ZV, God of fun, replied.
"We must remain ever vigilant against the evil of boredom!" Twilight Wolf said, slamming his hand on the desk. "We cannot eradicate it entirely, but we must keep it at bay!"
MasterKey laughed quietly in the background, watching TW and ZV discuss boredom.
Twilight Wolf once again felt the need to revive this topic to bring more activity to the Chatboard.
Tacheon shoves a Jungle King Mk. II hunting knife through Twilight Wolf's jugular. Twilight Wolf loses the ability to speak, as well as the ability to pump blood to the brain.
Twilight Wolf, struggling to move, reaches slowly over and hits the "Reset" button.
Now fully restored, Twilight Wolf now proceeds to create a neck shield out of sheets of scrap aluminum.
Tacheon realizes that the bomb shelter is named as such because it is a giant bomb.
What Tacheon doesn't realize, however, thought Twilight Wolf smugly, is that there is no chance of it actually going off because the necessary explosive elements have been removed!
Tacheon finds some random explosive components lying around. He puts them in the main catalytic reactor and pushes the 'detonate' button.
Twilight Wolf laughs at Tacheon's general silliness.
Twilight Wolf, Tacheon, and anyone else who have posted in this topic die in an inferno of torment.
A cockroach that survived the blast steps on the "Reset" button, and all is well again.
As Tacheon re-enters, he accidentally knocks the cartridge out.
Everyone is stuck in place for all of eternity.
"And so, Tacheon's clumsiness caused the end of the world as we know it," read Father from the big, red book. "The moral? Living inside a Nintendo 64 can be dangerous if there are people that can't be trusted. And now, children," said Father kindly as he closed the aged book, "it's time for you to go to sleep. Good night," he spoke in a low voice, closing the door gently behind him.
The boy chuckled to himself and pulled his machete from under the covers. From now on, he would decide when to go to sleep.
MasterKey randomly entered this the topic and was quite surprised to read Tacheon's disturbed previous post...
Hi no Seijin, on the other hand, had a good laugh.
MajoraKirby Walks into the Bombshelter, noticing that evryone is frozen. He walks over to the game consol and puts the cartrige back in, and presses reset. All is well.
Twilight Wolf throws a party in MajoraKirby's honor as thanks for saving us all! He then proceeds to build a protective steel cage for the N64 to prevent the cartridge from getting knocked out again.
Tacheon locks the thread in protest of the joviality.
JQ unlocks the thread, then snipes tacheon outside of the bomb shelter.
Tacheon is dead.
Twilight Wolf throws a party.
MajoraKirby Joins in.
MagmarFire brings cookies.
Twilight Wolf orders pizza.
"Who wants what?" he asks the group.
Pepperoni, onions, peppers!
Fisk calmly states "My wife. ... Oh, wait, on the pizza? Anchovies. and black olives. (:"
"Gotcha," Twilight Wolf says in a friendly tone. He repeats JQ and Fisk's topping requests to the man taking the order, and is a bit startled when he blurts "Anchovies? Seriously? You must be crazy..."
Takun uses his mind powers to explode the pizza man's brain and reshape it to work to Takun's advantage.
The pizza man begins babbling about the benefits of Kirby Drone 2. Twilight Wolf is confused about it until he sees Takun with a very intense look of concentration upon his face.
ZT comes by, joins the party, and brings the latest issue of Game Informer(i.e. the last one before they died) as peace offering.
MasterKey proceeds to eat your offering in good taste.
Twilight Wolf reaches into the steel cage the Nintendo 64 is now housed in and presses the "Reset" button to restore the copy of Game Informer.
Takun makes the Pizza man bring them the pizza for free, along with many complimentary 2 liters and kegs.
Twilight Wolf then proceeds to make a sign saying you must be at least 18 to have any beer. He is tackled by the group and the sign is burned.
Takun gives TW one last kick in the ribs before adding some beer to his coke. He then magically transports a beanbag char to sit on in a corer of the bomb shelter as he reads and writes Zelda Fanfics.
So... WHO'S UP FOR A BLT?!
Boring Late Talk that is.
Pick me
ooh
Superbad's on
nevermind
Twilight Wolf is shocked by Tacheon's hypocrisy. The man who said everyone must speak in third person is not following his own rule!
Tacheon points to his shiny green stars and laughs at TW.
"OH LORD TACHEON," THE PRETENTIOUS TWILIGHT WOLF SHOUTED, "YOU ARE SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN ME! WHAT CAN I DO TO PLEASE YOU?"
Tacheon smiled and patted Twilight Wolf on the head. He had done well this day.
Twilight Wolf began to chuckle because Tacheon made a grammatical error; however, he graciously accepted Tacheon's praise.
ZT sits in the corner and plays animal crossing on his DS. Even though he is so frustrated he could break the game in half, he continues to play becuase he is trying to find the end of the game.
Twilight Wolf suggests that ZT should get an Action Replay for his DS.
Sensing a disturbance in the force, Takun summons Pedo Bear to attack ZT.
ZT hands the pedo bear the DS, and lets him play it for the next 30 years.
After realizing that there are no underage children removing some form of clothing in Animal Crossing, he continues to attack ZT.
Twilight Wolf realizes that he is the only user online that isn't a moderator.
Oh no run from the modoretars lol
Whoa necropost
I don't even remember what was going on in this topic.
"Get him!!!!!!!!!" shouted Darth Wyndisis.
Oh, I see now, we were supposed to be talking in third-person.
Realizing this, Twilight Wolf begins speaking in this way again. "I had a good laugh reading this topic over again," he says with a chuckle. "Such silliness. Ah, summer..."
Thoroughly confused as to where Twilight Wolf got this absurd notion, Earthbound Hero 92 says "Ummm.... what triggered the desire to talk in third person?"
Quote from: Davy Jones on July 20, 2008, 02:47:33 AM
THIS THREAD IS NOW THIRD PERSON
YOU MUST ACT AS THOUGH YOU ARE TELLING A STORY, OR YOUR POST WILL BE BALEETED
Tacheon walked back into the main room, cradling a bottle of Smirnof in his arms. He plopped down on the couch, which responded by giving a weak, dusty oof.
"This is the post that commanded it," pointed out Twilight Wolf. "You'd do well to follow it; Tacheon is serious business."
"I will defy the rules of this topic," HNS stated foolishly.
"And I will break the fourth wall!" MagmarFire declared. "MagmarFire is typing this right now!"
HNS screechs, screaming in the general direction of where Mags live, "You fool! You will kill us all!"
A confused look splats itself across MagmarFire's face as he says with bemusement, "How does breaking the fourth wall doom us all?"
HNS's head makes contact with the desk as he replies in disgruntled tones, "If you break the fourth wall, it will come crashing down on us. Duh."
MagmarFire puffs out his chest and crosses his arms in a challenging fashion. "Maybe that's what I want."
"Why would you want a wall to collapse, though?" asked a puzzled Twilight Wolf. "That'd either destroy the structural integrity of the bomb shelter or at the very least make it a real pain to repair.
"Probably because he's a jerk," HNS answered, angry enough to do to MagmarFire what he wants to do with his laptop.
Shika thrusts his fist into his monitor and punches Magmarfire through his monitor.
HNS is reminded of the Family Guy episode where Carter Pewterschmidt punched Peter Griffin through the Internet.
Twilight Wolf does not watch "Family Guy" and thus does not get the reference.
Tacheon took his seat at the topic's throne and proceeded to supervise all that carnage that had ensued. The corners of his mouth became upturned, slightly-- he was pleased with the goings-on.
Shika uses his Pastamancer skills to summon Gutterhaul the Undead Elbow Macaroni to serve his lord Tacheon. Buff his shoes, fluff his pillows, maybe do some barbecue?
Lt. Havoc began to drool at the sound of Barbecue.
Pyrgusfinn walks into the bombshelter, wondering what is going on. She sees the "no females allowed on the internets" sign and begins to wonder why anyone would do that.
She says, "Can I come in even though I have female genetalia? I promise I wont clean the place or anything!"
HNS chuckles as he responded to Pyrgusfinn, "I'm part female, and they let me in. Come on in."
Pyrgusfinn cheers! she says, "why thank you my dear! I felt like a vampire for a moment there."
"The sign is just to keep out the weirdos," Twilight Wolf explained, "but you're perfectly fine. Make yourself at home."
Tacheon stood on the arms of his throne and slowly started to strip.
Twilight Wolf sprays Tacheon with mace to protect the shelter.
MagmarFire just now begins to recover from the ghostly punch.
Quote from: Davy Jones on February 10, 2009, 01:23:09 AM
Tacheon stood on the arms of his throne and slowly started to strip.
HNS grabbed his eyes, trying to tear them out of the socket.
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on February 10, 2009, 04:18:43 PM
Quote from: Davy Jones on February 10, 2009, 01:23:09 AM
Tacheon stood on the arms of his throne and slowly started to strip.
HNS grabbed his eyes, trying to tear them out of the socket.
Pyrgusfinn manages to laugh and playfully whistle all at the same time.
MagmarFire gives Pyrgusfinn a weird look.
EBH92 tearfully pushes the black button of destruction everyone forgot about, claiming Majora's Mask made him do it.
HNS died laughing at hilarious videos shown on AFV.
(http://www.kasuto.net/image/officialart/majora_mask.jpg)
Majora's Mask eats HnS's soul.
HNS left a note that proclaimed his hatred of the new Hillshire Farm commercials before he died.
HnS's soul-less body proceeds to drop the moon on Hillshire Farm.
Twilight Wolf triggers a curtain to fall over Tacheon. The bomb shelter is saved.
Soul-less HnS then holds Nintendo hostage and forces them to localize Mother 3 and stop killing Mario with awful Mario Party games. Myiamoto finds out, and an epic battle ensues.
Pyrgusfinn climbs up onto the cage surrounding the reset button, and she calmly presses it, restoring the bomb shelter and all of its inhabitants.
Peace is restored as a little boy dressed in green calls his four giant friends, who then dissolve HnS into a pretty rainbow.
~THE END~
Or is it?
HNS would like to point out that he would have been dissolved into an uber rainbow, not a plain ol' rainbow.
Peace is restored as a little boy dressed in green calls his four giant friends, who then dissolve HnS into a UBER AWESOME rainbow.
~THE END~
Or is it?
HNS stated his pleasure in the modified sentence.
Lt. Havoc facepalms at how Homosexual this sounds...
Pyrgusfinn laughs a little bit on the inside
Lt. Havoc hears Pyrgusfinn's inner laughing and just glares.
Pyrgusfinn sees Lt. Havoc's glare and, as a result, laughs out loud.
Tacheon locks the thread. The story was a good one, and had reached its well-deserved end.
Mags points a finger at the lock, screaming, "OBJECTION!" With a flash, the lock breaks open, and the story's sequel begins.
S.....
sequel?
"Yay, sequel!" Lt. Havoc yelled, jumping up and down like a schoolgirl in a shopping mall.
Quote from: 2nd Lt. Jean Havoc on February 12, 2009, 03:51:31 PM
"Yay, sequel!" Lt. Havoc jumping up and down, yelling like a shopping mall in a schoolgirl.
lolwut?
A simple, "The schoolgirl must've been hungry," passed Mags's lips as he started scraping the concrete wall with a knife and fork, Ace Ventura style.
Fishyrules watches as the grammar whore jumps in and corrects Mags' post.
Quote from: MagmarFire on February 12, 2009, 04:21:56 PM
A simple, "The schoolgirl must've been hungry," passed Mags's lips as he started scraping the concrete wall with a knife and fork, Ace Ventura style.
Quote from: MagmarFire on February 12, 2009, 04:21:56 PM
Ace Ventura style.
FishyRules ponders the familiar name, not able to remember who that b.
Quote from: FishyRules on February 12, 2009, 04:28:17 PM
Fishyrules watches as the grammar whore jumps in and corrects Mags' post.
Quote from: MagmarFire on February 12, 2009, 04:21:56 PM
A simple, "The schoolgirl must've been hungry," passed Mags's lips as he started scraping the concrete wall with a knife and fork, Ace Ventura style.
Mags seizes his chance to counter the correction: "Actually, one could argue that the
's would be just as appropriate, if not more so, than just an apostrophe," he replies. "The only times I use an apostrophe by itself are when the possessive noun in question is plural, a Biblical/mythological figure, or a name that is just too hard to pronounce with an extra
s-based syllable in the first place.
Mags is neither plural nor mythological, and I do not consider it too hard to pronounce with an extra syllable. Thus, I consider an
's as correct.
"Furthermore, by this system, it is correct to write the possessive form of the noun
princess as
princess's. It would actually be incorrect to write it as
princess'."
Quote from: MagmarFire on February 12, 2009, 04:34:51 PM
Quote from: FishyRules on February 12, 2009, 04:28:17 PM
Fishyrules watches as the grammar whore jumps in and corrects Mags' post.
Quote from: MagmarFire on February 12, 2009, 04:21:56 PM
A simple, "The schoolgirl must've been hungry," passed Mags's lips as he started scraping the concrete wall with a knife and fork, Ace Ventura style.
Mags is neither plural nor mythological,
Fishyrules jumps on the desk and yells "HA! You can't prove that!" And then proceeds with a victory dance.
Shika looks at Mags and states that since he can see him, he must not be mythological.
Fishyrules then responds with the following smiley:
::)
Quote from: Shika on February 12, 2009, 04:39:02 PM
Shika looks at Mags and states that since he can see him, he must not be mythological.
Mags decides to play devil's advocate for just a second and says, "You can't see the air; it must be mythological."
Shika disagrees and points out that you actually can see the air, as it is made of of multiple molecules that can be seen when in their liquid and solid forms.
"Then breathing must be a lie." Lt. Havoc said sarcastically.
Quote from: MagmarFire on February 12, 2009, 04:45:29 PMMags decides to play devil's advocate for just a second and says, "You can't see the air; it must be mythological."
Fishyrules responds with the following quote from the movie
Get Smart:
"Well, that was a sucker punch to the gonads."
Quote from: Shika on February 12, 2009, 04:50:19 PM
Shika disagrees and points out that you actually can see the air, as it is made of of multiple molecules that can be seen when in their liquid and solid forms.
Mags counters with the point that in Earth's nature, oxygen, nitrogen, and all the other gases are not in their liquid or solid phases, thereby invalidating Shika's argument!
Mags then celebrates by eating cake.
Quote from: MagmarFire on February 12, 2009, 05:06:11 PM
Quote from: Shika on February 12, 2009, 04:50:19 PM
Shika disagrees and points out that you actually can see the air, as it is made of of multiple molecules that can be seen when in their liquid and solid forms.
Mags counters with the point that in Earth's nature, oxygen, nitrogen, and all the other gases are not in their liquid or solid phases, thereby invalidating Shika's argument!
Mags then celebrates by eating cake.
Shika points out that it does not matter, because they can be in those forms. Cake denied.
Quote from: 2nd Lt. Jean Havoc on February 12, 2009, 04:53:15 PM
"Then breathing must be a lie." Lt. Havoc said sarcastically.
Shika points out that breathing is an action, not an object.
=(
*"Untitled" plays*
"Good point, Shika." Lt. Havoc replied. He then turned to Magmarfire.
"I do believe that air is made up of the gases you mentioned, and that does not make air a solid or a liquid. Gas is it's own category of matter, just like liquid, solid, and plasma." He pointed out. He then proceeded to drink his iced tea.
JQ corrects: They are PHASES of matter. Gas can be turned to liquid and liquid into solid. Any phase can possibly go directly to any other phase.
"So plasma can be turned into gas?" Havoc asked.
Yeah, probably.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST), a moderator amended.
"Oh, Tacheon?" Twilight Wolf said evilly. "JQ isn't speaking in third-person."
Pyrgusfinn revives the shelter.
Hi no Seijin pondered if he should revive this topic or just bump it up to the first page.
Only to learn that Pyrgusfinn already did so.
"Hooray!" shouts Twilight Wolf.
Pyrgusfinn joins the cheering done by TW.
/me opens a bottle of champagne.
Hi no Seijin brought the cake. "Ooh, lemon!" a pleased Twilight Wolf commented.
She asks why it is a lie?
Pyrgusfinn takes off her shoes.
Hi no Seijin answered, "Because Peach baked it."
Twilight Wolf proceeds to sit in his favorite chair and picks up the newspaper. The date: Feb. 14, 2009.
Pyrgusfinn understands. She then looks around at all of the comatose bodies in the shelter and says, "Gee... I sure hope the cops don't bust in here..."
Twilight Wolf presses the "Empty Server Bomb Shelter" button and everyone but himself, HNS, and Pyrgusfinn is removed.
She says, "whew... thats a relief."
HNS only saved himself by lashing his tail around Twilight Wolf's throat. And then HNS woke up.
Twilight Wolf wonders Since when does HNS have a tail?
Pyrgusfinnalso wonders when HnS acquired a tail.
If HNS knew what TW and Pyrgus were thinking, he would point out that it was a dream and that he does not have a tail.
Pyrgus ... forgets what she was going to say. her face goes blank
/me is glad HNS doesn't really have a tail, as that would be kind of creepy.
If HNS had a tail, it would be a tail of a dragon and he would have the wings to go with it.
Or maybe the tail of a wolf and the ears, the sense of sight and smelling, the speed, and the endurance to go with it.
/me now considers HNS to be a closet furry.
HNS would like to point out that furries are mostly animal, and he prefers his anthros to be mostly human.
/me hopes HNS is telling the truth.
. . .
HahA, they laughed
Quote from: Twilight Wolf on March 13, 2009, 10:24:35 PM
/me hopes HNS is telling the truth.
Twilight Wolf's hopes come true, as HNS is indeed telling the truth.
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"My brains!" shouted an agonized Rev Rabies, clutching his head as he fell to the floor.
/me can't tell what that picture's supposed to be.
HNS is sure that it doesn't matter as it doesn't look like it's going to hit us.
And HNS demands that Rabies start using third person like everyone else.
EBH92 would kindly point out that it is Jigglypuff possessed by Weegee's stare, but he already looked into the eyes and his mind is lost.
Rev rabies is perplexed seeing how he did not see that
Quote from: EarthboundHero92 on March 14, 2009, 09:15:28 PM
EBH92 would kindly point out that it is Jigglypuff possessed by Weegee's stare, but he already looked into the eyes and his mind is lost.
HNS thought it was a spaceship that a Weegee was looking out of.
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on March 14, 2009, 09:33:45 PM
Quote from: EarthboundHero92 on March 14, 2009, 09:15:28 PM
EBH92 would kindly point out that it is Jigglypuff possessed by Weegee's stare, but he already looked into the eyes and his mind is lost.
HNS thought it was a spaceship that a Weegee was looking out of.
/me agrees.
RR had the same thought