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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Keaton on July 13, 2008, 01:09:41 AM

Title: AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: Keaton on July 13, 2008, 01:09:41 AM
That's me trying to say, "OH MY GOD THE SKIN IS PEELING OFF OF MY TONGUE", but I can't... because my mouth is busy being raped by gauze.  I can't eat anything!  I have to drink through a bloody straw for the love of god...

halp pls
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 13, 2008, 01:10:38 AM
Could you explain to us what happened that led to this event? That might help us help you.
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: Keaton on July 13, 2008, 01:13:35 AM
I was sitting here on my computer running my tongue through my teeth when I felt a weird bump.  The more I sort of scraped the bump with my teeth, the more skin came off.

And now I'm here.

I'm an idiot.
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: DW on July 13, 2008, 01:15:35 AM
Well, at least it was the tongue and not your forehead or more unsavory places.
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 13, 2008, 01:15:44 AM
Well, first of all, don't scrape your tongue with your teeth anymore.

Second, drink something cold. That'll help make it feel better.
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: Commodore Axilon on July 13, 2008, 01:18:26 AM
I told you those titanium teeth were a bad idea!

But seriously, hope that gets better. Not being able to eat sounds like it'd be pretty rough.
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: Keaton on July 13, 2008, 01:21:29 AM
You guys are so nice, thanks.  :3

Quote from: Awesome Ninja on July 13, 2008, 01:15:35 AM
Well, at least it was the tongue and not your forehead or more unsavory places.

I'd love for you to explain how I'm supposed to scrape the flesh off of my forehead using only my teeth.
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: DW on July 13, 2008, 01:26:04 AM
South Park did it. One guy ate his face.

So how big was this lump?
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: Keaton on July 13, 2008, 01:27:00 AM
About the size of a Wonka Nerd.
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: DW on July 13, 2008, 01:28:36 AM
...Well, I'm incredibly tempted to say "Congratulations, you killed cancer!" But that'd probably be in bad taste, so I won't say it.

I've had those bumps before, never popped them though. They usually go away after a few days.
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 13, 2008, 01:31:04 AM
Those bump things you get on your tongue are irritating, but I've never had one that big...
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: Keaton on July 13, 2008, 01:31:23 AM
Now I've lost all sensation in that part of my tongue, and there's a bunch of dead skin I can peel off with my teeth.

It's kinda of neat.

Just keeping you upated.
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: DW on July 13, 2008, 01:51:12 AM
You better watch out, or you'll go the way of the Million Dollar Baby >.>
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: Axel on July 13, 2008, 07:20:17 AM
Wow, um this is not the topic I wanna be reading while I was eating... lol but hope that gets better for you, I had that happen once, but I didn't try to pop it, it hurts to much... As long as you didn't get one in your ear, lol those are the worst!
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: MagmarFire on July 13, 2008, 09:40:29 AM
Ugh, reminds me of the time I bit my tongue while playing hockey... It...wasn't pretty. Or painless. I could hardly eat for awhile, and I sounded like Sean Connery for awhile afterward. :P
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: Fishalicious on July 13, 2008, 09:48:47 AM
Canker Sore... something like that. That's what they're called, or at least what I think they're called.

I always bite them off, since they're usually at the tip of my tongue. I clamp down between my tongue and the sore, and then quickly move my tongue back.

Never had that happen, though.
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: Vaati on July 13, 2008, 10:22:47 AM
Quote from: The DHARMA Initiative on July 13, 2008, 01:13:35 AM
I was sitting here on my computer running my tongue through my teeth when I felt a weird bump.  The more I sort of scraped the bump with my teeth, the more skin came off.

And now I'm here.

I'm an idiot.

Oh, that stinks.  :-* Sorry to hear about your tongue. Hope you feel better soon..
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 13, 2008, 02:49:49 PM
Quote from: Fisk on July 13, 2008, 09:48:47 AM
Canker Sore... something like that. That's what they're called, or at least what I think they're called.

Technically, canker sores, most simply, are ulcers in your mouth. They're often caused by biting your mouth or otherwise hurting it. They're very painful, and they can stick around for a while, making your life miserable. Those weird bump-things you sometimes get on your tongue are something different... I'm not sure if they have an actual name, or why they appear. They're a little bothersome, but personally, I just leave them alone and they go away in a couple of days.

How's your tongue doing today, Tacheon? Any better?
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: TP Zelda on July 13, 2008, 06:03:55 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on July 13, 2008, 09:40:29 AM
Ugh, reminds me of the time I bit my tongue while playing hockey... It...wasn't pretty. Or painless. I could hardly eat for awhile, and I sounded like Sean Connery for awhile afterward. :P

Are you dissin Sean Connery??  :P

That sounds like it hurt though, Magnetix.  :-[

Tacheon, I hope your tongue gets better soon if it isn't better yet. If it is...then great!!

:D
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: Keaton on July 13, 2008, 07:50:52 PM
Quote from: Twilight Wolf on July 13, 2008, 02:49:49 PM
How's your tongue doing today, Tacheon? Any better?

Yes, I'm feeling much better.  Thank you.

I still sound like a cross between James Earl Jones with a head cold and Elmer Fudd, though.

Thank you everyone for your concern, or at least laughing elsewhere.
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: Axel on July 13, 2008, 08:13:31 PM
lol, a cross between james earl jones and elmer fudd? Sorry, but that funny, least your still fealin better. :D
Title: Re:AUAUAUAAAHAHAHAGGGHAUHGHH
Post by: PhantomLink on July 14, 2008, 07:52:07 AM
Wow i have never had this experiance sounds like a painful prosess. ;)