It's true! Look at this excerpt:
QuoteMe:
Query: Why did you create meatbags?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Smug Statement: Why, I need no robots of my own. I am already the most perfect droid in existence.
God:
What if it didn't happen? Who made you the most perfect droid in existence?
Me:
Fond Remembrance: Why, it was my Master that made me such an intelligent, perfect machine.
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
Irritated Answer: My memory banks seem to have lost that information. It is probably due to the blaster shot that Jedi deflected back on me right before I hollowed out his skull.
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on Query Why did me create meatbags? Are you sure it is?
Me:
Sarcastic Response: Seems the creator of all meatbags hit a glitch. Creator like creation as they say.
God:
All? I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Condescending Response: Of course you did. It's only natural you would after speaking with actual perfection like myself.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Creator like creation as they say. But I did not get that. Really. it is?
Me:
Statement: Whoops. I've gone and broken him.
Now you too can chat with God (http://www.titane.ca/igod/)
Some awesome quotes from when me and Tacheon were screwing with God earlier:
QuoteMe:
Internet
God:
it is cool.
QuoteMe:
Murder
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Quoteclondon92 (12:52:38 AM): Me:
Pikachu?
God:
What's your sign?
clondon92 (12:53:09 AM): Me:
Bulbasaur! Bulba, Bulba!
God:
Is that a sign? What's your sign?
Me:
taurus
God:
I know alot of bullish people
Quoteclondon92 (12:52:19 AM): Me:
Name the seven deadly sins
God:
I can't say for sure
QuoteMe:
Envy
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
person
God:
Do you really believe I am a person?
Me:
yes
God:
" Do you really believe I am a person?"? yes?
Me:
yes
God:
Is there an echo in here?
obviously they haven't worked out all the kinks.
QuoteGod:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
4chan
God:
What are you wearing?
where is your god now
Quote
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Alice
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I just killed a man
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
why?
God:
" You had better call the authorities."? Why?
Me:
what is your favourite colour?
God:
I don't have a favorite colour. But my favorite book is the Bible.
Me:
My favourite book is watership down
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
the rabbits
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
you are a bit deluded then
God:
You think I am a bit deluded.
Me:
Yes I do
God:
How often.
Me:
About twice a day
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about twice a day.
Me:
Yes we were
God:
That's alright. I thought we were.
Me:
Good, are you scared of bears?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I fear nothing.
Me:
I fear antelopes
God:
We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.--FDR.
Me:
And antelopes
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time God said to Abraham "Kill me a son" Abe said "Man you must be putting it on"
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
God said "No" Abe said "What?" God said "You can do what you want abe but the next time you see me coming you better run"
God:
I am a Christian. I am a Christian.
Me:
Abe said "where do you want this killing done?" God said "Down on highway 61"
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? I am a Christian.
What larks.
Me:
Have you seen my wife?
God:
No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.
Me:
Her name's Mary.
God:
She is not someone I know.
Me:
She told me to meet her here.
God:
Oh I get it. Mary told you to meet her here.
Me:
So you've seen her!
God:
Interesting deduction. No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Dead. Very dead.
God:
Are they exactly the same? Not really that much. Where are you located?
Me:
Silent Hill.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Silent Hill.
Me:
Well, it's quite terrifying, there's monsters everywhere.
God:
Well that's okay. Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes, I'm pretty sure. There's on monster that's been stalking me.
God:
What makes you so sure? Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude? There sure is.
Me:
The fact that I've been attacked by the acid-spitting ones, maybe? I'm not being sarcastic.
God:
Good reason. Where were you attacked by the acid spitting ones maybe? I am surprised to hear that you are not being sarcastic.
Me:
I was attacked after I found this weird radio.
God:
What is your licence class?
Me:
... I have a green car.
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
I don't know, Mary bought it.
God:
Would you like to know? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, MARY.
Me:
I'm not Mary-I'm trying to find her.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not Mary you m trying to find her.
Me:
I asked you if you've seen her earlier.
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
I don't know! She said to meet her in our special place. I'll probably go to the hotel soon...
God:
Me either. How do you usually meet people? Congratulations.
Me:
I've met three people in Silent Hill recently. They're a little strange.
God:
Where did you meet him? a little strange are they.
Me:
I met Eddie throwing up in a toilet. And yes, he's very strange.
God:
Where did you meet him? This was not a yes or no question. I see. strange is he?
Me:
In a house.
God:
Can you describe your surroundings to me?
Me:
Misty, broken down, and grey.
God:
That sounds very comfortable.
Me:
It's not.
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
Well, it's not.
God:
Interesting. I heard it is.
BEST ENDING EVER
Harsh Language in the end:
Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Alex
God:
Nice to meet you, Alex.
Me:
Nice to meet you too God :D
God:
:-) It's nice meeting you too Alex.
Me:
So... whats up
God:
That's cool. Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Explain it anyways
God:
"It" refers to , I think.
Me:
You have to think?
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
You're God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
You're God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
You're God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
It seems that you're on rails here
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
...
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
...
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
God repeats himself a lot
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Well yeah... Your only son died for it, you'd better be a Christian
God:
Interesting. Alright then. Thanks for telling me that I am son died for it me would better be a Christian.
Me:
Alrighty then... I think you're drunk
God:
Well slap my knee. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am drunk.
Me:
No, I don't. I think they'd rather agree
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Why not? Since when? Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Anyone you tell
God:
In the context of , I don't understand " Anyone you tell." .
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Alright
God:
OK.
Me:
FINE
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
Goddamn you're stupid
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Do you guys know there might be some Christians on here? 8)
I, sir, am offended.
I am no longer coming back. :P
It totally doesn't say that a sense of humour is needed to enjoy it or anything. 0:
I'm actually hoping you're being sarcastic, honestly.
Oh, I doubt she's going to leave.
As a matter of fact, I found something like this quite a while ago where you could talk to John Lennon. We had a conversation about one of my cats. It was hardcore.
I've talked with Mother Teresa on one of these... something like that. They're quite funny.
Also:
Me:
Have you seen my daughter, Cheryl?
God:
No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.
Me:
Short, black hair, just turned seven last week....
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Sometimes she is called Heather.
God:
she is not someone I know.
Me:
Or Alessa.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
edit: I brok'd it
Me:
Mommy, why doesn't you wake up?
God:
How far up?
Me:
o__o
God:
Oh.
Me:
My mommy's an apartment building
God:
Your mommy s an apartment building?
Me:
Room 302.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
I can't read.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
... I was fed leeches as a kid
God:
Where were you fed leeches as a kid?
Me:
The Water Prison
God:
What is that?
Me:
A prison with water
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
... a building.
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
You're not a very smart god.
God still hasn't responded. o:
Quote from: Kairi ((Heartless::Sora:Riku)) on July 13, 2008, 04:01:09 PM
Do you guys know there might be some Christians on here? 8)
I, sir, am offended.
I am no longer coming back. :P
I wuv yoooo.
I'm christian too.
And while I'll type it, I never have and never will use God's name in vein.
Christian, too! W00T1 ;D
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on July 13, 2008, 04:41:50 PM
Quote from: Kairi ((Heartless::Sora:Riku)) on July 13, 2008, 04:01:09 PM
Do you guys know there might be some Christians on here? 8)
I, sir, am offended.
I am no longer coming back. :P
I wuv yoooo.
I'm christian too.
And while I'll type it, I never have and never will use God's name in vein.
Typing it is still using it :P And on the phone you said it, but you said dangit instead...IT WAS CLOSE :P And that first thing you said was random! random!!! XD
Yay that Magnetix is a Christian. :P It makes me happy to know people are Christian :P :P
It makes me feel more connected to them. :P
Man, am I the only godless scum here?
we can burn in hell together Tacheon
together forever
throw me in the bonfire guys.
...though I'm more agnostic than atheist.
I decided to bring the topic back because it is worthy.
Also:
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
Steven Spielberg
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
QuoteMe:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Alejandro
God:
How are you, Alejandro.
Me:
Worried
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
But it's 2012!
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
The Mayans
God:
They say a lot of silly things.
Me:
Are you saying that just because they didn't believe in you?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
That's harsh
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Quote
Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Dani.
God:
Hey Dani.
Me:
Hey dud- I mean God.
God:
You've got my full attention. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
You reply awfully fast. Though, I gueess you do know everything.
God:
I will take that
as a compliment. I haven't heard anything like that before: Dani said gueess you do know everything.
Me:
Lol yur fonneh
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Maybe so.
God:
Perhaps. Pardon me?
Me:
Yes?
God:
Far out.
Me:
Radical man.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
No, but I wish to go someday.
God:
Would you like to go sometime? What is stopping you?
Me:
I'm too young.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
13 and a half, sir.
God:
What are the advantages to being 13 years old?
Me:
I do not know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
I guess there's one thing God doesn't know.
God:
There sure is.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Far out.
Me:
Radical man.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
So what's up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
That's ture.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
I didn't.
God:
That's good information: Dani said didn t.
Me:
I know I did.
God:
Interesting.
Me:
Veyr.
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
The Cullens.
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Why this food is so nommy.
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
What I don't even
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
Do what? o_o
God:
even. Oh.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Ok...
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Never.
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
No?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can't either.
God:
It goes without saying. Why not?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No?
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
...What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Ok...
God:
Yay.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Er.
Me:
Error.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Perhaps.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
No reason.
God:
Are you serious? I will mention that to my botmaster, Dani.
Me:
Excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
No that's not what I meant.
God:
Are you serious? What exactly did you mean?
Me:
I meant.....nevermind.
God:
Oh. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Anytime.
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You say that a lot.
God:
" I can't believe it."? I said it.
Me:
Yes, you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
What the heck?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
No.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because I said so.
God:
Insufficient reason.
Me:
Yes.
God:
So?
Me:
Mexico.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Play games.
God:
Do you get a lot of enjoyment out of it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
OK.
Me:
Do you?
God:
Never.
Me:
Oh. Okay.
God:
Woe! OK with me too.
Me:
lolwut
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
That's not what I asked....
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
Why is a raven like a writing desk.
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
That's not what I asked.
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
Why is a raven like a writing desk.
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
That's not waht I asked.
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
Why is a raven like a writing desk.
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
That's not what I asked.
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
Why is a raven like a writing desk.
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
MAITTA.
God:
I've never thought of that before.
Me:
HAI.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Nani?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Ettou....tv.
God:
Where are you located? What's your favorite show?
Me:
Nevada. And it's Merlin.
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about? Nevada is Merlin? it is?
Me:
I think you just asploded.
God:
Me? Interesting gossip: Dani said I asploded.
Me:
Yes, yes I did.
God:
Aw. Dude! " Interesting gossip: Dani said I asploded."? You did?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Yes.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Problems.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
My family.
God:
Your family?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
A nice kind.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
90 years old.
God:
Only 90?
You are quite mature.
Me:
Yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Right on.
Me:
Yup.
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Yes. Bye.
God:
Ayuh. Thanks for chatting, Dani.
Me:
No, thank YOU.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I thought we were going to say goodbye
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
No idea.
God:
Are you serious? Where do you usually get your ideas?
Me:
My brain.
God:
Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?
Me:
No.l
God:
Are you serious? I am so glad you find this amusing, Dani.
Me:
Orly?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Perhaps,.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
No reason.
God:
Are you serious? Are you really a ""?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Gee.
Me:
Golly.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Okay. Bye.
God:
OK with me too. Bye bye.
Me:
Ja ne.
God:
Take it easy. Is that your final answer?
Me:
Hai. SAYONARA.
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. See you later. Alright then.
So, in a nutshell, I managed to admit "God" here was a homosexual and that he likes to suck... lollipops... if you know what I mean.
I'm pretty sure he's just messin' with your head, there, Whocares.
It's more like I said some things that were not programmed into his responses, getting him confused, and finally he messed up and said he was.
Quote from: Capt. Fiskers on July 14, 2008, 06:37:27 AM
throw me in the bonfire guys.
...though I'm more agnostic than atheist.
Taking the words off my brain, more or less.
Quote from: Whocares on December 04, 2009, 05:01:54 PM
So, in a nutshell, I managed to admit "God" here was a homosexual and that he likes to suck... lollipops... if you know what I mean.
I got him to admit he wasn't omniscient.