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Title: Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 19, 2008, 06:04:05 PM
I've been looking at the Chatboard, and I just realized how many topics there are that I've been the last person to post in, and many of them haven't been posted in for quite a while.

So, I raise the question to you, my fellow forum-goers: Am I a topic killer?

Also, to my knowledge, I hold the record on this forum for making posts that create new pages in topics.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Axel on July 19, 2008, 06:17:07 PM
Yes, well, you can be a rather boring person... jk jk Though your posts could use more lulz. :D
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on July 19, 2008, 06:18:48 PM
it would've been hilarious if nobody replied to this topic

alas now it can never be
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 19, 2008, 06:22:33 PM
What do you think, Commodore? Am I boring? Do my posts need more humor? I'm obviously doing something wrong here...
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on July 19, 2008, 06:28:25 PM
i dunno

just do the opposite of whatever you're doing now
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 19, 2008, 06:29:03 PM
I'm being serious here, and I want your honest opinion.

Heck, I want everyone's opinion!
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on July 19, 2008, 06:35:01 PM
i've been browsing through your end-of-topic posts and i don't really notice anything unique about them

i honestly just think it's your bad luck
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Axel on July 19, 2008, 06:39:30 PM
Quote from: Commodore Bender on July 19, 2008, 06:18:48 PM
it would've been hilarious if nobody replied to this topic

alas now it can never be
lulz, yea, it woulda been!
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: darkphantomime on July 19, 2008, 06:47:04 PM
Quote from: Ike's Nobody on July 19, 2008, 06:39:30 PM
Quote from: Commodore Bender on July 19, 2008, 06:18:48 PM
it would've been hilarious if nobody replied to this topic

alas now it can never be
lulz, yea, it woulda been!

You realize he's blaming you for that, right?
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 19, 2008, 07:11:00 PM
It's just bad luck. When I first came to these forums I felt the same why. Just some people dont have anything left to say on the subject.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 19, 2008, 07:16:33 PM
That's the thing, though, most of the topics I seem to kill are just random nonsense topics here in the Chatboard. There really isn't a fixed topic for any of them...

This is what I want to know: Am I boring? And thus people tend to ignore my posts?
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 19, 2008, 07:19:08 PM
Seriously, don't blame yourself. If you do, the Alien spawn will burst from your chest. It's happened to me twice.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 19, 2008, 07:20:23 PM
Well, I certainly don't want that to happen...
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 19, 2008, 07:26:00 PM
Good. Now lets all just-
*alien spawn bursts through chest*
fhsigushagaurgalg *seizures on the floor and dies*

Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 19, 2008, 07:27:29 PM
*Shoots alien with energy gun*

Man, and he was just about to tell us the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 19, 2008, 07:32:05 PM
And now Im a ghost. And the Gods have prevented me from telling the secrets. Oh god! You killed the alien spawn! Now it's...AN ALIEN SPAWN GHOOOOOST! *runs*
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: darkphantomime on July 19, 2008, 08:00:29 PM
Quote from: Twilight Wolf on July 19, 2008, 07:27:29 PM
*Shoots alien with energy gun*

Man, and he was just about to tell us the answer to life, the universe, and everything.



The answer is 42.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 19, 2008, 08:02:44 PM
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy ftw.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 19, 2008, 09:12:50 PM
I've always thought of myself as a topic killer.  Maybe we all feel that way.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Zelda Veteran on July 19, 2008, 09:32:42 PM
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on July 19, 2008, 09:12:50 PM
I've always thought of myself as a topic killer.  Maybe we all feel that way.
I sure feel that way sometimes.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: DW on July 19, 2008, 10:07:14 PM
Quote from: Ike's Nobody on July 19, 2008, 06:17:07 PM
Yes, well, you can be a rather boring person... jk jk Though your posts could use more lulz. :D

Must...resist...pointing out...irony...
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Keaton on July 20, 2008, 02:39:17 AM
JDog, you no longer have permission to use the word 'lulz', as you cannot use it right.

Also, yes.  I do think you're a topic killer.  Furthermore, you're a terrible person and a negative influence on society.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Fishalicious on July 20, 2008, 09:37:34 AM
I myself used to think that for a while-there's a lot of topics that the last poster was Fisk. u__u

it's something we all go through from time to time-I think of replying to things but I never really do, because my response would be ridiculous.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 20, 2008, 11:32:12 AM
Jesus, I can't help imagining Fisk as Solid Snake with a girl voice :-[
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Fishalicious on July 20, 2008, 11:37:01 AM
Would you be happier if I had this icon?

(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r153/faceless_nothing/avatars/games/silent%20hill/032.jpg)

... I'm going to change my icon, anyway. Snake's been up there too long.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 20, 2008, 11:39:16 AM
Lol, Dog=God of Silent Hill
LULZ.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on July 20, 2008, 12:22:17 PM
sometimes i really regret having that word in my custom title
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 20, 2008, 02:33:53 PM
Quote from: Iroh, Dragon of the West on July 20, 2008, 02:39:17 AMAlso, yes.  I do think you're a topic killer.  Furthermore, you're a terrible person and a negative influence on society.

I knew you would say that, but I wasn't sure when.

Quote from: MajoraKirby on July 20, 2008, 11:32:12 AM
Jesus, I can't help imagining Fisk as Solid Snake with a girl voice :-[

You're not alone...
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 20, 2008, 02:37:03 PM
Quote from: Commodore Bender on July 20, 2008, 12:22:17 PM
sometimes i really regret having that word in my custom title
Why so my friend? By me saying Lulz, I am merely saying a word of praise to the almighty Lord of Lulz, A.K.A, LoL
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Keaton on July 20, 2008, 05:31:47 PM
YOU ARE ALL BANNED FROM USING THE WORD 'LULZ'.  FROM NOW ON, ALL POSTS CONTAINING THE WORD 'LULZ' WILL BE EDITED TO SAY SOMETHING MUCH MORE SILLY AND THEREFORE MUCH MORE AMUSING.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 20, 2008, 06:06:05 PM
Technically, POH-DOODLY isn't a word.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 20, 2008, 06:11:54 PM
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on July 20, 2008, 06:06:05 PM
Technically, lulz isn't a word.

He's right, you know.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on July 20, 2008, 06:30:18 PM
you guys could have told me this before
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 20, 2008, 09:20:49 PM
Lol, Poh-doodley...
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: DW on July 20, 2008, 10:45:37 PM
Quote from: Iroh, Dragon of the West on July 20, 2008, 05:31:47 PM
YOU ARE ALL BANNED FROM USING THE WORD 'GLOBAL WARMING'.  FROM NOW ON, ALL POSTS CONTAINING THE WORD 'GLOBAL WARMING' WILL BE EDITED TO SAY SOMETHING MUCH MORE SILLY AND THEREFORE MUCH MORE AMUSING.

Had to fix yours as well.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 20, 2008, 11:07:39 PM
Shika's post is better than Tacheon's.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on July 20, 2008, 11:15:45 PM
well that's not really saying much

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/rimshot.gif) (http://instantrimshot.com/)
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 20, 2008, 11:28:46 PM
It's an opinion, though.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on July 20, 2008, 11:33:00 PM
i don't think you got my hilarious joke
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 20, 2008, 11:34:04 PM
...You're right, I didn't.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on July 20, 2008, 11:38:47 PM
i guess i'm just too funny for some people

harumph
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: DW on July 20, 2008, 11:40:13 PM
They'll never appreciate your talent here, Commodore.

Hollywood is not America.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 20, 2008, 11:46:13 PM
lolz. Not america.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 20, 2008, 11:49:36 PM
But Hollywood is in America.

This contradiction is making my processors too hot! Shutting down to prevent overheating in 30 seconds.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on July 21, 2008, 12:32:36 AM
hey now we only have room for one robot on this forum
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: DW on July 21, 2008, 12:35:13 AM
Except we all know Bender counts for more than one robot. Does that mean the server is in trouble?
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on July 21, 2008, 12:46:54 AM
this is just my forum persona

i am in fact not a robot

i was talking about HNS
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 21, 2008, 01:04:59 AM
I'm not a robot, either; I'm a computer.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 21, 2008, 08:51:19 AM
My grandfather was a robot. He was in the original star wars movies as the defective R3 D4 bot. So that makes me half robot.
B33P.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 21, 2008, 08:27:32 PM
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on July 21, 2008, 08:32:04 PM
oh so close

just...couldn't...make it
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 22, 2008, 12:45:02 AM
OVERRULED.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2670535
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 22, 2008, 12:52:48 AM
Hmm... Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2670540)

Take that.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 22, 2008, 01:11:35 AM
CURSE YOUR ABILITY TO TURN WORDS INTO A LINK!
BUT I HAVE BESTED YOU ONCE MORE!
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 22, 2008, 01:13:53 AM
Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2670546)

I've got you cornered now.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 22, 2008, 01:17:24 AM
YOU WISH!
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on July 22, 2008, 01:20:47 AM
this is the worst thing i've ever seen
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 22, 2008, 01:21:58 AM
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 22, 2008, 01:22:17 AM
The arthritis or the objection links?
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on July 22, 2008, 01:24:13 AM
the whole shebang
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 22, 2008, 01:28:37 AM
Don't forget about the argument, now, MajoraKirby. You can't back out of it... unless you're out of ideas.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 22, 2008, 01:31:02 AM
Me? MajoraKirby the famous lawyer out of ideas. Proposturous. State you next claim, and it will be bettered.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Keaton on July 22, 2008, 04:36:58 AM
Objection (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2670704).
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 22, 2008, 05:43:21 AM
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Keaton on July 22, 2008, 05:45:14 AM
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Fishalicious on July 22, 2008, 06:09:05 AM
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: DW on July 22, 2008, 10:47:38 AM
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 22, 2008, 11:52:25 AM
Quote from: Fisk on July 22, 2008, 06:09:05 AM
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 22, 2008, 03:32:31 PM
MajoraKirby:

Quote from: Twilight Wolf on July 22, 2008, 01:21:58 AM
Retort and a tutorial. (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2670549)

(I guess you missed this one.)
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 22, 2008, 03:57:31 PM
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 23, 2008, 04:03:44 PM
Quote from: MajoraKirby on July 22, 2008, 03:57:31 PM
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 23, 2008, 04:08:03 PM
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 23, 2008, 04:11:53 PM
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: UndercoverQuater on July 24, 2008, 07:36:32 PM
You kill topics.

And my pet Fish!

You beast must be imprisoned!

Someone get the taser!
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: SuperCoolBano on July 24, 2008, 07:37:40 PM
Quote from: UndercoverQuater on July 24, 2008, 07:36:32 PM
You kill topics.

And my pet Fish!

You beast must be imprisoned!

Someone get the taser!

NOT THE FISH! Damn Fish killer.
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 25, 2008, 10:19:35 PM
Quote from: UndercoverQuater on July 24, 2008, 07:36:32 PM
You kill topics.

And my pet Fish!

You beast must be imprisoned!

Someone get the taser!
Oh god, your the Nintendo and Pokemon hater.
"TO STONE WITH YOU"
Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: HylianHero92 on July 26, 2008, 05:23:54 AM
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Takun on July 26, 2008, 09:45:30 AM
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on July 29, 2008, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: HylianHero92 on July 26, 2008, 05:23:54 AM
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Title: Re: Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on May 13, 2010, 07:44:28 PM
LOLOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE KILLED HIS OWN TOPIC HOW IRONIC IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Am I a topic killer?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on May 13, 2010, 10:29:48 PM
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Title: Re:Am I a topic killer?
Post by: MagmarFire on May 14, 2010, 09:05:53 AM
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Title: Re: Am I a topic killer?
Post by: HylianHero92 on May 19, 2010, 07:15:38 PM
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