Gather round and here the tale!
The tale about the day!
The day when the tale commenced!
Okay so I was like, in the forest.
And I saw a polar bear.
So I was like. Dude, why are you here?
And he was like "AHH! My home was global warmed! This used to be the north Pole"
And I was like no bro, it's dallas Texas
And he was like "Grr! Now I am gonna eat ya!"
And I was like Bro! Eat is just tea time backward.
So we had some marshmellows and went camping.
At first we weren't close friends. He smelled. But boy I grew to be good friends with that Polar Bear.
Then one day, a Helicopter broke down my garage door.
And I was like, AHH! Use the Door bell!
And it was like, "We are police, give us the polar bear it belongs in a zoo"
And so I said goodbye to him.
He then went on a rampage and killed 8 onlookers, the helicopter, and my neighbor's cat.
But I will never forget what I learned about friendship from him.
And this is my tale.
Oh yeah Zelda was at the tea time! ^_^
I liked it! ;D
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