The Desert Colossus

Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: Takun on July 26, 2008, 08:39:40 PM

Poll
Question: Who would win in a creature fight?
Option 1: Zombie votes: 2
Option 2: Werewolf votes: 1
Option 3: Vampire votes: 1
Option 4: Swamp Monster votes: 0
Option 5: Your Mom votes: 1
Option 6: votes: 0
Option 7: votes: 0
Option 8: votes: 0
Title: ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: Takun on July 26, 2008, 08:39:40 PM
I think a Zombie would. Because if it bites/scratches you then you turn into one of it. So he could make a Werewolf-Zombie hybrid. Or a Vampire-Zombie Hybrid.
Title: Re:ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: Axel on July 26, 2008, 08:42:00 PM
My mother would. :D
Title: Re:ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: Takun on July 26, 2008, 08:42:44 PM
Then vote for your mother, dont just not vote.
Title: Re:ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: Axel on July 26, 2008, 08:43:10 PM
What if I don't want to vote?
Title: Re:ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: Keaton on July 26, 2008, 08:45:57 PM
Ugh, you ruin everything, man.

And "your mom" also fits in all the other categories... :-\
Title: Re:ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 26, 2008, 08:46:14 PM
VOTE OR DIE!
Title: Re:ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: Axel on July 26, 2008, 09:06:48 PM
You can't kill me, I'm immortal. :D
Title: Re:ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: Takun on July 26, 2008, 09:15:23 PM
Then I'll zombify you. And not the monster. The Haitian Zombie, the one that loses all free will to it's new master.  
Title: Re:ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: Fishalicious on July 27, 2008, 07:43:23 AM
If Hitler came back as a zombie, would he attack Jews, or Neo-Nazis?

That being said, I'd say a zombie.
Title: Re:ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: Zelda Veteran on July 27, 2008, 02:06:01 PM
Werewolf.
Werewolves would rip a Zombie to pieces limb from limb, making it immobile. A Vampire wouldn't even be able to get close to it (as vampires normally hunt in packs to kill), and a swamp monster... well, it and it's crappy effects and low speed wouldn't stand a chance. Werewolves are fast, ferocious, mighty, and agile. My mom would honestly be terrified, so... Yeah.... just throwing that out there.
Title: Re:ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: Takun on July 27, 2008, 03:06:16 PM
Quote from: Fisk on July 27, 2008, 07:43:23 AM
If Hitler came back as a zombie, would he attack Jews, or Neo-Nazis?

That being said, I'd say a zombie.
VOOOOOOOTE.

Anyway, to ZV, the Zombie would spit in the werewolf's mouth as it howled an attempted victory. At least that what I would do.
Title: Re:ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: darkphantomime on July 27, 2008, 03:37:22 PM
Wait a minute, since when can Zombies spit? I was under the assumption that all their bodily fluids had evaporated, leaving their body as a decaying corpse...
Title: Re:ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: Fishalicious on July 27, 2008, 03:44:21 PM
Not all the fluids can evaporate, as there needs to be some sort of fluid in the body to remain locomotion.

Of course, you usually need to be alive to help with that too.
Title: Re:ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: Keaton on July 27, 2008, 03:56:00 PM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on July 27, 2008, 03:37:22 PM
Wait a minute, since when can Zombies spit? I was under the assumption that all their bodily fluids had evaporated, leaving their body as a decaying corpse...

It's the bacteria in the saliva that infects you in the first place.  duh
Title: Re:ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: Axel on July 27, 2008, 05:43:12 PM
I still say mother would. because she would nag you to death. :D
Title: Re:ZE MONSTER FIGHT!
Post by: Commodore Axilon on July 27, 2008, 05:57:16 PM
parents am i rite ?