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Title: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: darkphantomime on August 05, 2008, 09:38:59 AM
Bring my pipe too, if you manage to find it!
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 05, 2008, 10:07:18 AM
I live to serve.

Just not to serve you.  Get your own wine and pipe.
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: darkphantomime on August 05, 2008, 10:08:39 AM
You serve nobody HNS

I call BS on your statement by conclusion from your inability to find a job.
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: DW on August 05, 2008, 11:00:51 AM
I rofl'd.
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on August 05, 2008, 02:26:27 PM
You're not alone, Shika.

Sorry, HNS...
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: darkphantomime on August 05, 2008, 02:27:06 PM
John Jangle-Jingle-Heimer-Schmidt...
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on August 05, 2008, 02:33:35 PM
Well, JQ, where did you last have your wine and pipe? Maybe I can find them.
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: darkphantomime on August 05, 2008, 02:44:16 PM
My parents took them ;_;
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on August 06, 2008, 12:55:29 AM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on August 05, 2008, 02:44:16 PM
My parents took them ;_;

Hmm, that's a tough one. Maybe if you behave yourself and do all your chores you'll get them back?
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 06, 2008, 05:16:39 AM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on August 05, 2008, 10:08:39 AM
You serve nobody HNS

I call BS on your statement by conclusion from your inability to find a job.
Ever heard of being a volunteer?  I can serve somebody and still not get paid for it.

You lose.
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: darkphantomime on August 06, 2008, 05:39:24 AM
 You still lose for not having a resume.
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 06, 2008, 07:06:30 AM
You still lose for not having your wine and pipe.
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: DW on August 06, 2008, 09:34:41 AM
I lose THE GAME
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: darkphantomime on August 06, 2008, 10:12:01 AM
Stepdad might give it back today though >.>
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on August 13, 2008, 08:46:24 PM
Any news on this Wine-Pipe crisis, JQ?
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: darkphantomime on August 13, 2008, 09:36:18 PM
Got the pipe and stuff back, but still no wine...
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 13, 2008, 09:39:15 PM
what kind of wine was it ?
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: darkphantomime on August 13, 2008, 09:46:44 PM
A blush wine. So lovely and pink and sweet....

I'll give anyone who's 21 years old 30 bucks to buy me some of that...
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: Keaton on August 13, 2008, 11:00:32 PM
$60.
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: darkphantomime on August 13, 2008, 11:04:04 PM
Deal! Get some vodka too!
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on August 14, 2008, 12:45:47 AM
UNDERAGE DRINKING.
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: alical on August 14, 2008, 01:51:28 PM
Wow, I have a great image of you sitting by the fire, wine glass in one hand, pipe in the other, in a red velvet dinner jacket, perhaps with a monocle as well.

How is it underage drinking, he is over 18?


Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: darkphantomime on August 14, 2008, 02:20:36 PM
In america, you have to be 21 to drink. I know, it's a stupid law...
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: Mysterious F. on August 14, 2008, 02:31:59 PM
I know where they are. I will tell you if you do what I tell you without questioning why I am telling you to do that.

Go to the windmill in Kaariko Village without any weapons, but bring an ocarina, and play the Song of Storms, but do not leave the building for whatever reason. Also, you cannot harm the owner of the windmill, either.

Have fun. ;D
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on August 14, 2008, 04:29:00 PM
Quote from: AliCal on August 14, 2008, 01:51:28 PM
Wow, I have a great image of you sitting by the fire, wine glass in one hand, pipe in the other, in a red velvet dinner jacket, perhaps with a monocle as well.

That's actually how I picture JQ sometimes, only with a laptop nearby.
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: darkphantomime on August 14, 2008, 04:52:05 PM
Don't forget the long hippy hair too!
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on August 14, 2008, 05:23:56 PM
Of course! Can't forget that.
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: Keaton on August 14, 2008, 11:56:58 PM
Quote from: Whocares on August 14, 2008, 02:31:59 PM
I know where they are. I will tell you if you do what I tell you without questioning why I am telling you to do that.

Go to the windmill in Kaariko Village without any weapons, but bring an ocarina, and play the Song of Storms, but do not leave the building for whatever reason. Also, you cannot harm the owner of the windmill, either.

Have fun. ;D

wait, whut
Title: Re: Where's my precious wine?
Post by: Twilight Wolf on August 15, 2008, 12:03:53 AM
It's part of the "Zelda: Ocarina of JQ" walkthrough.