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Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: Evilbob on March 11, 2006, 04:21:12 AM

Title: cheap holidays in the etheral realm!
Post by: Evilbob on March 11, 2006, 04:21:12 AM
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for the low, low cost of your mortal soul!
see the natives!
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Title: Re:cheap holidays in the etheral realm!
Post by: dan_the_man on March 11, 2006, 05:33:28 AM
hey has anyone ever played
The Curse of Monkey Island ( Monkey island 3)


evilbob - u should get it - its amazing!!!!!!
and hilarius!
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Post by: The Postman on March 11, 2006, 05:40:13 AM
 ???
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Post by: dan_the_man on March 11, 2006, 05:42:57 AM
its a freeking gr8 pc game
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Post by: The Postman on March 11, 2006, 05:43:39 AM
oh
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Post by: medli on March 11, 2006, 07:09:26 AM
monkeys?
first giraffes,then camels,now ******* monkeys?!
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Post by: The Postman on March 11, 2006, 08:04:33 AM
Dont take him to a zoo ::)
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Post by: dan_the_man on March 11, 2006, 10:14:24 AM
The Curse of Monkey Island is a PC game- i dint name it!
it is soo funny!!!!!!! and hard also- but soo funny!
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Post by: MagmarFire on March 11, 2006, 10:23:10 AM
But, so's Ratchet and Clank! 8)
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Post by: The Postman on March 11, 2006, 10:32:54 AM
what the he11 is a ethral :o
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Post by: dan_the_man on March 11, 2006, 12:42:24 PM
look it up  ::)
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Post by: Evilbob on March 12, 2006, 09:56:50 AM
Quote from: Ganon on March 11, 2006, 10:32:54 AM
what the he11 is a ethral :o
u will find out when I end u!
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Post by: The Postman on March 12, 2006, 11:41:25 AM
hahahahahahahaha.....and ha ;D
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Post by: Darmani on March 12, 2006, 12:18:54 PM
...i dont wanna...
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Post by: The Postman on March 12, 2006, 12:20:53 PM
I WILL CRUSH YOU EVIL BOB!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: dan_the_man on March 12, 2006, 02:57:37 PM
nah u wont- at the end of every game u always lose.
havnt u learnt that yet? the good guys always win  ;)
and evilbob isnt good , but he has a bigger eye.....so....yeh
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Post by: Howl on March 12, 2006, 04:50:27 PM
wat do eyes have 2 do wit dis ???
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Post by: The Postman on March 12, 2006, 06:01:17 PM
Yeah >:(
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Post by: dan_the_man on March 13, 2006, 08:14:12 AM
nothing as such , but if it can to a battle of the wits , evilbob would deffinatly win
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Post by: Howl on March 13, 2006, 01:58:08 PM
yep
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Post by: The Postman on March 14, 2006, 03:47:44 AM
Probley
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Post by: Evilbob on March 15, 2006, 10:37:28 AM
would I?
strangley, at my school i'm just called wierd ;D
ganon isn't exactly heroic either...
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Post by: dan_the_man on March 15, 2006, 03:06:34 PM
dus every1 on this site apart from me get bullied at school in one form or another? the evidence points to that so far...
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Post by: MagmarFire on March 15, 2006, 04:46:44 PM
Well, if you consider being verbally assaulted, then yeah... :(
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Post by: Howl on March 15, 2006, 06:47:00 PM
this 1 girl looks at me strange
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Post by: The Postman on March 17, 2006, 03:24:23 AM
People are afraid to bullie me cause of my big ol arms ;D
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Post by: Evilbob on March 17, 2006, 08:38:41 AM
WOW! recentley (This week) some retard thought he was hard, tried to knife me , and now he has been arrested and will probably be expelled! LOL!
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Post by: dan_the_man on March 17, 2006, 10:18:35 AM
mmmm....knifing is a BAD idea. ive recently lernt in karate how to disarm and/ or use the knife against the peson. i go 2 a grammer school tho so there is little dnager of ppl having knifes.
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Post by: The Postman on March 18, 2006, 03:36:43 AM
choke him while he is not looking  ;D
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Post by: TP Zelda on March 22, 2006, 05:29:52 PM
Um, Ganon? People are probly afraid of u because you're evil, musculer. (wich means having huge muscles because you're strong) So people... u know, don't want to fight because u look so strong!
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Post by: The Postman on March 23, 2006, 01:22:13 PM
I am evil  aint I  ;D
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Post by: TP Zelda on March 28, 2006, 06:22:06 PM
Yes, u are evil.  *shriek*
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Post by: Evilbob on March 30, 2006, 08:17:18 AM
Ahem! I;m dead and still rule a large realm of stuff.
(no, not the whole ethereal realm, just the nice part with the beach)
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Post by: TP Zelda on March 30, 2006, 04:00:17 PM
Ganon, *shriek* Evilbob, *meh, shriek*
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Post by: Evilbob on March 31, 2006, 12:50:39 PM
Humans are sooo predictable!
unless of course you count the inevetable
"<insert random stuff here> didnt expeth that did you!"
which I have now predicted.
which means you won't do it.
and saying that means you will.
and so the vicious circle continues...
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Post by: TP Zelda on March 31, 2006, 01:11:27 PM
... ???
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Post by: Evilbob on April 01, 2006, 04:03:40 AM
confused? how predictable!
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Post by: medli on April 01, 2006, 10:30:52 AM
judging by her name,she's not human,she's hylian and part of the twilight realm.
me?i'm a rito and a earthsage ;D
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Post by: TP Zelda on April 01, 2006, 02:54:10 PM
click on my name and see where im from!
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Post by: Evilbob on April 02, 2006, 12:41:46 AM
You know I might go on a quest one day to visit all these realms...

ethereal: I rule a considerable part of it
Physical: been there done that
twilight: still need to go there
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Post by: TP Zelda on April 03, 2006, 12:02:53 AM
see it yet Evilbob?
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Post by: medli on April 03, 2006, 09:09:39 AM
you're lucky tp zelda,you live in a castle,i live on an island with a big bummed dragon on top
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Post by: TP Zelda on April 03, 2006, 10:02:26 PM
and i have bodygaurds! jking! Medli. if Ganon trys to kidnap me, u can swoop in and i can grab ur talons, then u can fly me out of there, then Valoo can come lure Ganon out, and burn Ganon!
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Post by: TP Zelda on April 03, 2006, 10:10:42 PM
sorry for the double post. Medli, its not my fault i live in a beautiful catlse! im a princess! but i have to wear a cloak that has Sheikian markings on it. but i dont wear it all the time. i wear a beautiful dress. the one that u think that Zelda has ginger hair, and some other beautiful dresses. i even wear my hair very pretty. i think ur a princess!
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Post by: medli on April 04, 2006, 11:35:27 AM
i am coz i marry komali since you took link
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Post by: Davros on April 04, 2006, 06:14:15 PM
Hmmmm... Evilbob, you have a large patch of beachy, sunny land in the etherial relm right? Well someone could help you advertise this offer throughout time and space. I would however require a reasonably large payment for my services...
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Post by: Howl on April 04, 2006, 08:39:55 PM
me? well i'm wolf so i agree with EvilBob humans are predictable
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Post by: Davros on April 05, 2006, 12:10:37 AM
Being a Kaled ( and a superior one at that...) I also agree with Evilbob's views on the predictability of humans.
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Post by: Howl on April 05, 2006, 01:40:12 AM
GO NON-HUMAN BEINGS
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Post by: TP Zelda on April 05, 2006, 01:54:13 PM
u marred, ur little brother!!!!???? i took the TP Link!hes hot!
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Post by: Howl on April 05, 2006, 03:13:07 PM
i'm not gay and i don't have a little bro
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Post by: TP Zelda on April 05, 2006, 03:55:54 PM
wat the hell? i was talking to Medli.
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Post by: Howl on April 05, 2006, 04:17:54 PM
the prince is not her bro
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Post by: TP Zelda on April 06, 2006, 01:17:57 AM
UH-HUH!
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Post by: Davros on April 06, 2006, 02:07:48 AM
It says in WW that Medli is Komli's Assistant. She learn't what she knows from Komli's mother. At no point does Medli refer to her as "mum". Also Komli gathers flowers together for Medli. Trust me, brothers and sisters at that age wouldn't be giving each other flowers. They'd be at each other's throat.
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Post by: medli on April 06, 2006, 09:25:16 AM
u've got that all wrong!
i'm not his assistant,we're are close friends and i protect him.i learn't wat i know from his grandmother. he only gathers flowers because he wants me badly,but i'm hung up on ww link ;D
GET UR FACTS RIGHT!!!!
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Post by: Howl on April 06, 2006, 05:22:36 PM
but i thought Link loves Zelda
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Post by: TP Zelda on April 06, 2006, 10:57:00 PM
me too
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Post by: medli on April 07, 2006, 05:49:34 AM
no, he loves me coz fado took zelda ;D
soz that was random but he or oot teen link is mine!
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Post by: Howl on April 07, 2006, 09:36:22 AM
topic people stay on it, and holidays kinda suck
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Post by: medli on April 07, 2006, 10:42:34 AM
we already know that
unless you have a holiday at my island
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Post by: Howl on April 07, 2006, 11:07:30 AM
with maracas
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Post by: medli on April 07, 2006, 12:44:22 PM
yea  ;D
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Post by: TP Zelda on April 07, 2006, 03:23:35 PM
u can use maracas to Island music! do u get me?