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Community => Forum Games => Topic started by: Keaton on August 24, 2008, 08:44:29 PM

Title: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Keaton on August 24, 2008, 08:44:29 PM
Simple.  Make an interesting tabloid headline.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson's Original Nose On Display In Belgian Museum
Post by: Twilight Wolf on August 24, 2008, 08:46:52 PM
Michael Jackson's Original Nose On Display In Belgian Museum.

Hey, this is fun!
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Carpet Merchant on August 24, 2008, 08:53:13 PM
Man Swallows Ten Thousand Dollars in Large Bills and Falls Into Coma

Doctors Say No Change is Expected
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Zelda Veteran on August 25, 2008, 05:28:16 AM
Smart Blonde!
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: darkphantomime on August 25, 2008, 08:04:34 PM
Whore of babylon found in trailer park. Veneral diseases blamed for Satan's coming.
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Carpet Merchant on August 25, 2008, 08:57:17 PM
Ledgendary Rock Group Releases Black Labradors From Local Pound

Police confirm The Who let the dogs out
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Aureliano on August 26, 2008, 01:40:05 AM
First Human-Alien Baby By The Name Of Micheal Jackson
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Twilight Wolf on August 26, 2008, 02:58:11 AM
Starbucks' Popularity Linked To Traces Of Cocaine In Their Coffee.
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Zelda Veteran on August 26, 2008, 05:36:41 AM
Perfectly preserved corpse of Santa Clause, found in block of ice.
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: MagmarFire on August 26, 2008, 08:32:22 AM
Bigfoot Spotted near New Jersey, Witnesses Claim
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 26, 2008, 08:47:48 AM
Studies Indicate Imported Cartoons from Japan Have Subliminal Messages Ordering the Assassination of President Bush
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Keaton on August 26, 2008, 08:55:39 AM
Quote from: Zelda Vet on August 26, 2008, 05:36:41 AM
Perfectly preserved corpse of Santa Clause, found in block of ice.

Robot Chicken, you cheater.
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Carpet Merchant on August 26, 2008, 02:21:25 PM
Local Gangsters Beat Rice Farmers to Death with Plaster Figurines

Possibly the first ever "knick-knack patty whack"
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: MasterKeyX on August 26, 2008, 09:41:50 PM
Overweight Man Eats China's Medals; US Claims Olympic Victory
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Mysterious F. on September 06, 2008, 02:47:15 PM
Isn't there a card game like this, where each card has a word and you reassamble them to make headline titles. I think  it's called:

Man Bites Dog
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Gamefreak on September 07, 2008, 12:58:11 PM
President Gamefreak declares World Peace.
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: DW on September 07, 2008, 01:54:30 PM
Jordon Downey Attempts to Hack Zelda Fansite, Disables Pentagon Instead, Jailed for Life.
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Keaton on September 07, 2008, 02:15:24 PM
Jordon Downey Escapes From Federal Prison

Leaves Note, "Down With TDC"
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: DW on September 16, 2008, 07:25:21 PM
Man Discovers He is a Werewolf After Being Mooned by Inebriated Fraternity Boys; College Finds Itself Lacking Five Students.
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Keaton on September 17, 2008, 12:57:19 AM
Mars Lander Shot Down; Martians: "GTFO noobs"
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Mysterious F. on September 18, 2008, 06:18:38 PM
Japan takes over the world, United States: "WTF?"
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Keaton on September 18, 2008, 06:22:52 PM
Quote from: Whocares on September 18, 2008, 06:18:38 PM
Japan takes over the world, United States: "WTF?"

Funniest thing you've said here on TDC.
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: o0Zelda0o on October 10, 2008, 08:47:58 AM
Fox takes over Nintendo
"Mama mia!"


:o If that happened I would seriously die! XD lol
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: DW on October 10, 2008, 11:23:22 AM
Quote from: o0Zelda0o on October 10, 2008, 08:47:58 AM
FOX takes over Nintendo
"Mama mia!"


"Miyamoto Retaliates: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, FOX."
Title: Re: Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility
Post by: Pale Dim on November 12, 2008, 07:14:03 PM
"FOX won't have his way with me."

Anywho...
Is there debris around Uranus?
(Just say this one.)