Simple. Make an interesting tabloid headline.
Michael Jackson's Original Nose On Display In Belgian Museum.
Hey, this is fun!
Man Swallows Ten Thousand Dollars in Large Bills and Falls Into Coma
Doctors Say No Change is Expected
Smart Blonde!
Whore of babylon found in trailer park. Veneral diseases blamed for Satan's coming.
Ledgendary Rock Group Releases Black Labradors From Local Pound
Police confirm The Who let the dogs out
First Human-Alien Baby By The Name Of Micheal Jackson
Starbucks' Popularity Linked To Traces Of Cocaine In Their Coffee.
Perfectly preserved corpse of Santa Clause, found in block of ice.
Bigfoot Spotted near New Jersey, Witnesses Claim
Studies Indicate Imported Cartoons from Japan Have Subliminal Messages Ordering the Assassination of President Bush
Quote from: Zelda Vet on August 26, 2008, 05:36:41 AM
Perfectly preserved corpse of Santa Clause, found in block of ice.
Robot Chicken, you cheater.
Local Gangsters Beat Rice Farmers to Death with Plaster Figurines
Possibly the first ever "knick-knack patty whack"
Overweight Man Eats China's Medals; US Claims Olympic Victory
Isn't there a card game like this, where each card has a word and you reassamble them to make headline titles. I think it's called:
Man Bites Dog
President Gamefreak declares World Peace.
Jordon Downey Attempts to Hack Zelda Fansite, Disables Pentagon Instead, Jailed for Life.
Jordon Downey Escapes From Federal Prison
Leaves Note, "Down With TDC"
Man Discovers He is a Werewolf After Being Mooned by Inebriated Fraternity Boys; College Finds Itself Lacking Five Students.
Mars Lander Shot Down; Martians: "GTFO noobs"
Japan takes over the world, United States: "WTF?"
Quote from: Whocares on September 18, 2008, 06:18:38 PM
Japan takes over the world, United States: "WTF?"
Funniest thing you've said here on TDC.
Fox takes over Nintendo
"Mama mia!"
:o If that happened I would seriously die! XD lol
Quote from: o0Zelda0o on October 10, 2008, 08:47:58 AM
FOX takes over Nintendo
"Mama mia!"
"Miyamoto Retaliates: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, FOX."
"FOX won't have his way with me."
Anywho...
Is there debris around Uranus?
(Just say this one.)