I challenge you to a knife fight.
You're on.
Holy crap, I was planning on intimidating you. I didn't think you'd actually take me up on it. :-[
I challenge you to a duel... with BONGS!
Shika, he's an evil Zora. It takes a lot more than a knife fight to intimidate them.
But he's no longer active on HA2!
...
Oh wait, he's active again...and it's my fault...crap...
Well then...*draws*
Mah knife has a lazor!
My Bong has...
Smoke and water... AND LOTS OF IT!
AND FIRE IN THE SKY
...Twenty bucks DW wins. ::)
Lazors are cheating! You've lost your street cred!
Quote from: Whocares on August 25, 2008, 02:12:19 PM
...Twenty bucks DW wins. ::)
I'm with you on this one.
Quote from: Shika on August 25, 2008, 02:35:00 PM
Lazors are cheating! You've lost your street cred!
Fine, I won't use them. I was just stating how much cooler I am because my knife has lazors.
What if my Bong had lasers?
This is about a knife fight, so it wouldn't make a difference.
I'm rooting for you, DW!
ALL RIGHT!!! BOTH FIGHTERS, PREPARE YOURSELVES!!!
3! 2!! 1!!! GO!!!!
I'm going to be selling "Knife Fight '08" souvenirs after the match, just so you know.
Someone pass me a drink. I really need it now. *sad*
lay your troubles on me slick
Would you like a beer in a "Knife Fight '08" souvenir commemorative glass?
Friend A blocks me, Friend A is pretty close to me. I ask Friend A why she blocks me, she says Friend B told her something that I said that insulted her. The insult was directed at Friend B, not Friend A. Now JQ is pissed the hell off at Friend B.
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I don't believe you.
Quote from: $hadòw Gòris on August 25, 2008, 06:52:02 PM
Quote from: Shika on August 25, 2008, 02:35:00 PM
Lazors are cheating! You've lost your street cred!
Fine, I won't use them. I was just stating how much cooler I am because my knife has lazors.
...
HAX!
You've gotta admit, a lazorknife is pretty cool. Almost as cool as a swordgun.
But...it defeats the purpose of having a knife to have a laser in it :(
He's not going to use the laser, silly. It'll be a pure knife fight. As referee, I'll make sure no lazors are fired.
But once it fires it'll be too late to do anything about it!
Besides, my point is why would he have it in the first place?
Because it's cool?
It's a multipurpose knife. Mine, for example, has a regular blade, a smaller blade, scissors, a Dreamcast, and a Phillips head screwdriver. DW's has a lazor.
Don't worry, like I said, no lazor firing will take place during the match. If it happens, you'll win by default.
GODDOMMOT INTERNET LESSON TIME
A "lazor" is a superawesomeite-based beam, generally fired via mouth.
The term you're looking for is "laser", meaning "Light Amplified by Stimulated Emission of Radiation".
I know all that. DW's knife has the aforementioned "lazor."
Hooray for paying attention!
Let's put up our stats.
Darth Wyndisis:
Speed: >9000
Attack: >9000
Defense: >9000
Special: >9000
WHAT!? 9000!?!
WHAT!? 9000!?!
WHAT!? 9000!?!
WHAT!? 9000!?!
Quote from: Twilight Wolf on August 26, 2008, 12:48:31 AM
Don't worry, like I said, no lazor firing will take place during the match. If it happens, you'll win by default.
Even if you, you know, die.
Quote from: $hadòw Gòris on August 26, 2008, 05:23:33 AM
Let's put up our stats.
Darth Wyndisis:
Speed: >9000
Attack: >9000
Defense: >9000
Special: >9000
...
HAX!
Well, I've got the Jewfish Marines by my side. So if we fight underwater, you're screwed.
As per official knife fight rules, we will be fighting in the sky. No water. Sorry! :)
Why don't we fight this in a place with no oxygen, like the Moon? That would make things much more interesting.
Hah, we'll already be so high up that the amount of oxygen will be too thin to notice. Don't you worry, Whocares. ;)
I don't know, I think the low gravity conditions of the moon, coupled with the extreme temperatures, would make for a very interesting fight.
Quote from: MagmarFire on August 26, 2008, 01:53:32 PM
Hah, we'll already be so high up that the amount of oxygen will be too thin to notice. Don't you worry, Whocares. ;)
i'm pretty high up right now if you know what i mean
So that was your hot air balloon I saw drifting by a few minutes ago?
High in the sense of being stoned
get it ?
You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got.
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone.
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, Something's out there.
Floating in the summer sky.
99 red balloons go by.
99 red balloons.
floating in the summer sky.
Panic bells, it's red alert.
There's something here from somewhere else.
The war machine springs to life.
Opens up one eager eye.
Focusing it on the sky.
Where 99 red balloons go by.
99 Decision Street.
99 ministers meet.
To worry, worry, super-scurry.
Call the troops out in a hurry.
This is what we've waited for.
This is it boys, this is war.
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by.
99 Knights of the air
Ride super-high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a superhero.
Everyone's a Captain Kirk.
With orders to identify.
To clarify and classify.
Scramble in the summer sky.
As 99 red balloons go by.
99 dreams I have had.
In every one a red balloon.
It's all over and I'm standing pretty.
In this dust that was a city.
If I could find a souvenier.
Just to prove the world was here.
And here is a red balloon
I think of you and let it go
and here I am up so high
just like a red balloon in the sky.
You're not a good role model for the kids.
Quote from: Twilight Wolf on August 26, 2008, 03:33:01 PM
You're not a good role model for the kids.
You mean me right? I thought I was the role model.
Oh wait...
*goes back to watching Up in Smoke with Commodore*
"Up In Smoke" was one of the weirdest movies I've ever seen. It's right up there with "Magical Mystery Tour."
You're just not yet old enough to understand the humor :\
also there's that thing about needing to get high before or while watching it to help.
Quote from: $hadòw Gòris on August 26, 2008, 05:23:33 AM
Let's put up our stats.
Darth Wyndisis:
Speed: >9000
Attack: >9000
Defense: >9000
Special: >9000
Quote from: Philip J. Fry on August 26, 2008, 07:54:28 AM
WHAT!? 9000!?!
WHAT!? 9000!?!
WHAT!? 9000!?!
WHAT!? 9000!?!
You guys are both silly.
ur mom is silly
lol burn
That burn was lukewarm.
no i believe it is your mom who is lukewarm
BURN KIT PLZ.
There is no burn kit.
ONLY ZUUL
*dies from 3rd degree burn damage*
Oh wait. It was lukewarm damage. ::)
I'm not getting these jokes.
Tacheon's was a Ghostbusters reference
who knows what MK is on about
Do I ever make sense at all?
Yes, you do.
Now, I'm going to Gamelon.
Trot?
Gallop.
Bareback?
;D
I do not wish to know what is going through your mind right now.
Neither do I. Tacheon, speak up, and I'm putting you back in the box.
...with Shika? ;D
DAT'S IT. BACK IN TEH BOCKS.
yaaaaay
*is dragged off*
It's not with Shika. It's with Whocares.
*rips through side of box*
WHAT THE HELL'S ALL THIS THEN
Damn, I'm Whocares? God, I've been lying to myself all this time...
Quote from: Tacheon on August 27, 2008, 08:20:39 AM
*rips through side of box*
WHAT THE HELL'S ALL THIS THEN
*slaps wrist* BAK IN TEH BOCKS. NAO.
So what's going on with this knife fight?
That's what I want to know.
And mabye we should do this on the moon, because there is water in the sky (water molecules, a least) and they would be too busy falling to fight. Plus, even if there is a winner by the time they reach the ground, it wouldn't matter because they would both go splat. ::)
I have a better idea.
Jupiter.
They wuld be too busy flying around, getting truck by lightning, etc. to knife fight. Plus, there might be alien life there, and killing them would be kinda bad...
(Seriously, there could be alien life on the planet Jupiter)
Who, your mom?!
Quotegetting truck by lightning
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m132/hanson1987/lightning.jpg)
?
That looks cool.
Suppose we knife fighted on top of those trucks while they were careening through a thunderstorm on Jupiter...
Can I be one of the drivers?
Shika, that was totally awesome. :P
Quote from: Shika on August 27, 2008, 05:34:46 PM
Suppose we knife fighted on top of those trucks while they were careening through a thunderstorm on Jupiter...
Zero gravity driving would be tough. That is, of course, if you want a driver. Maybe you just want to veer about madly.
Well, suppose we head up to the hills and find some guys who want nothing more out of life than to emulate the Dukes of Hazzard and lots of beer.
Whocares can be the beer boy.
Whocares, I want a beer.
Alright, so you can drive, and Whocares can bring the beer.
But wait, who's going to haul the trucks all the way to Jupiter? We need roadies for that kinda thing.
Tacheon...?
Well, he is pretty buff...
but does he have a mullet?
I'm against the drnking of alcoholic beverages, so no thanks. I'll be part of the audience.
We could use a portal gun. If I aim it through the telescope at the observatory, we should be able to hit Jupiter.
I used to have a mullet, does that count?
NO. NO, IT DOESN'T.
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE TYPING IN ALL CAPS? IT MAKES NO SENSE.
Caps Lock is autopilot for cool!
THEN AUTOPILOT FOR COOL MAKES NO SENSE.
I think you're right.
OF COURSE HE'S RIGHT
i am a noncomformist
Sure you are, Shika.
Quote from: Shika on August 27, 2008, 08:47:48 PM
i am a noncomformist
well then, i am conforming with nonconformity. what now?
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on August 27, 2008, 08:50:01 PM
Quote from: Shika on August 27, 2008, 08:47:48 PM
i am a noncomformist
well then, i am conforming with nonconformity. what now?
You just tore a hole in the megaverse.
You forgot that picture, Shika.
im sorry, i thought youd yell at me for using it too often
jerk
You realize I was kidding that time, don't you?
I sincerely hope you do.
you are such a jerk TW
You just don't understand me... I'm a very lonely soul, and I tend to lash out at people I care about!
you don't lash out at me
so that means...
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/cry.gif)
I said I tend to. That doesn't means I always do.
Whatever happened to this knife fight that DW and Shika were supposed to be fighting?
i'll knife fight your mom Whocares
...Wow, I never thought I'd see the day when mother insults would stop being funny. :(
they will never stop being funny
now drop and give me twenty
I'm still waiting for this knife fight to happen. We've agreed that no lazors are allowed, but I'm not sure we ever settled on where the fight would take place...
you know the rules about Fight Club
Let's just put them in some flaming building and tell them to fight there. The winner gets to live.
What about the loser? Does he get to live on another plane of existence, or does he just die forever? These things are too important to ignore!
Wherever it takes place, we need to have it happen soon. The crowd is growing restless, and my merchandise will go unsold.
And all the fangirls are getting antsy... I can't hold them off for much longer!!!
Shika is my bishie
:3
I have a better idea. Instead of making the mfight only each other, lets put them in a cage of hungry lions that is on the moon.
i have a better idea
let's keep the cage but take the knives from Shika and DW and give them to the lions
but they are not on the moon because there is no air on the moon
Good gods, Commodore. That is win.
to make it even more win we could use owlbears instead of lions
Yes.
Make it happen. Now.
i think DW and Shika have to agree to it first
They have no choice in the matter now.
*struggles with fangirls* Uhh...little help, guys...?
i can uh take some of those fangirls off your hands
Fangirls! Look! It's Sephiroth!
Quote from: Commodore Axilon on August 28, 2008, 07:22:44 PM
i can uh take some of those fangirls off your hands
Ugh, go ahead. It's hard holding them for so long.
Quote from: MagmarFire on August 28, 2008, 07:25:18 PM
Quote from: Commodore Axilon on August 28, 2008, 07:22:44 PM
i can uh take some of those fangirls off your hands
Ugh, go ahead. It's hard from holding them for so long.
Amazing what a single word does to a sentence, isn't it?
Tacheon you delightful scamp
You're too predictable, Tacheon.
Darn preposition! Where'd you come from!? *puts preposition back into box*
Now stay in there until I tell you to come out!
Quote from: MagmarFire on August 28, 2008, 07:36:02 PM
It's hard from holding them for so long.
Now stay in there until I tell you to come out!
It's fun to combine quotes!
You're a disturbed man.
he's a man who listens to Disturbed
hoos disturved??
ur face
Quote from: Commodore Axilon on August 28, 2008, 07:40:47 PM
he's a man who listens to Disturbed
Does Disturbed give you perverse thoughts like that?
Only if you play the vinyl of it backwards.
Disturbed is a band Tacheon
I'll disturb your band, Commodore.
Quote from: Tacheon on August 29, 2008, 11:15:14 AM
Only if you play the vinyl of it backwards.
Dude, you have no idea how many backwards messages you can find in Beatles albums. It's scary.
Name 5
5 is now named Charlie. What a strange request...
"Revolution 9" (from the White Album): The repeating "number nine" played backwards sounds like "turn me on, dead man."
"I'm So Tired" (from the White Album): The quiet words at the end, when played backwards, sound like "Paul is dead, man, miss him, miss him!"
"Rain": The end, when played backwards, produces part of the first verse of the song.
"Help!": When reversed, you can hear "now he uses marijuana."
I know there are more, but for the life of me, I can't think of them at the moment.
"Imagine all the people" becomes "the people war beside me," or something like that.
I'm guessing hearing something that's played backwards sounds completely different than the original.
So different that stuff doesn't sound like other stuff.
So, how about that knife fight? Is it gonna happen or isn't it?
Eh, I'm fine with DW admitting I'm a bigger fan of Grease than he is. If he does that, I'll let him slide for now.
Response to TW's post: DW sais reddy, draw, and draws his kniff shika draw 2 just as fast butt drops his niffe on the ground OH CRAP he sez as he treis to pick it up so DW stabs him a bazillion times and wins
Response to Shika's post: Shika is a bigger fan of Grease than I am.
So then, we'll completely disregard the multiple stab wounds I have suffered and say I win.
Deal.
A happy ending!
Also:
Quote from: Shika on September 08, 2008, 06:43:23 PM
Eh, I'm fine with DW admitting I'm a bigger fan of Grease than he is. If he does that, I'll let him slide for now.
Quote from: Shika on September 08, 2008, 06:43:23 PM
fan of Grease
Quote from: Shika on September 08, 2008, 06:43:23 PM
let him slide
Quote from: Shika on September 08, 2008, 06:43:23 PM
Grease
Quote from: Shika on September 08, 2008, 06:43:23 PM
slide
What a terrible pun, Shika.