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Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: Mysterious F. on September 19, 2008, 01:27:35 PM

Title: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Mysterious F. on September 19, 2008, 01:27:35 PM
A topic about cats. This includes kittens. And giant kittens.

Don't you think they're cute, Commodore?
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: darkphantomime on September 19, 2008, 01:46:07 PM
so has anyone ever tried giving alcohol to a cat?
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Post by: Mysterious F. on September 19, 2008, 01:49:02 PM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on September 19, 2008, 01:46:07 PM
so has anyone ever tried giving alcohol to a cat?

Remember how you're supposed to keep things at a PG-13 or lower level, JQ?  8)
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: darkphantomime on September 19, 2008, 01:56:07 PM
I saw arnold schwarzenegger give alcohol to a reindeer in jingle all the way and that was rated PG.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on September 19, 2008, 01:58:05 PM
That's different. Arnold is allowed to do anything he wants. Plus, being a celebrity, he gets special treatment.

You are an average person, though, so when you do something bad we take it seriously.
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: darkphantomime on September 19, 2008, 02:01:51 PM
man I wasn't actually being serious. Do you think I actually have access to alcohol?
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Post by: Mysterious F. on September 19, 2008, 02:15:40 PM
What I said was a joke, because that's the way society is now. Celebrities always get the best treatment, even when they break major laws.
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Post by: darkphantomime on September 19, 2008, 02:18:54 PM
you fail at telling jokes then.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on September 19, 2008, 02:19:49 PM
Not really a joke meant to be humorous, but a light joke meant to reveal a truth.
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Post by: darkphantomime on September 19, 2008, 02:49:29 PM
Son , I advise you take a crash course iin irony. It'll do you some good.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on September 19, 2008, 02:53:10 PM
QuoteSon , I advise you take a crash course iin irony. It'll do you some good.

Quit calling me son, you are not my father. I find it highly disrespectful to call someone "son" unless they ARE you're son.
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: darkphantomime on September 19, 2008, 02:54:38 PM
Son, you need to take a chill pill.

Here, have one of mine.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on September 19, 2008, 02:58:38 PM
QuoteSon, you need to take a chill pill.

Here, have one of mine.

Now, while I take the first time as a mistake on your part, I take that as a direct insult. Once more, and I'll alert Gamefreak.
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Post by: MagmarFire on September 19, 2008, 02:59:43 PM
Watch it, JQ. Please don't get him mad.
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Post by: Fishalicious on September 19, 2008, 03:19:46 PM
Whocares, son, you need to calm down.

Also, I have a meow named fluffy and I love her :v
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 19, 2008, 04:50:54 PM
Quote from: Whocares on September 19, 2008, 01:27:35 PM
A topic about cats. This includes kittens. And giant kittens.

Don't you think they're cute, Commodore?

i think they're super kawaii !

:3

i wish i had one right now so i could snuggle it
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: DW on September 19, 2008, 06:03:22 PM
Commodore, you forgot the '~' symbol.
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 19, 2008, 06:14:18 PM
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/emotnyoronew2.gif)
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Gamefreak on September 19, 2008, 07:03:52 PM
I believe that is the first time I heard Commodore use the word "Kawaii".
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: darkphantomime on September 19, 2008, 07:08:27 PM
I think it's his second time.
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 19, 2008, 07:10:50 PM
Quote from: Commodore Kawaii on September 02, 2008, 07:58:34 PM
jajajajajaja

sooooo kawaii ^_^;;;;;

nyoro~n :3
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Post by: DW on September 19, 2008, 07:39:55 PM
Nani?
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 19, 2008, 07:46:31 PM
>_>

<_<

you baka
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Post by: DW on September 19, 2008, 07:49:25 PM
...I miss Baka Nezumi...
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 19, 2008, 07:52:39 PM
yes

she brought super happy awesome good family fun times for all
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Post by: DW on September 19, 2008, 08:00:46 PM
...

Si!
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 19, 2008, 11:45:34 PM
I'm a real cat person, myself. I have two cats, both manx. A male named Daniel, eight years old or so, who has a tabby coat, eyes that are somewhere between green and gold, and a tail about two inches long. He's a pretty big cat, and when he decides to be nice, he's really pleasant to be around. My other cat is a female named Spookie, about nine years old. She has an white, orange and black tortoiseshell coat, a black nose, and no tail. She's really small; she probably only weighs a pound or two. She drools when you pet her. She's got some loose wires in her head... She tries really hard to be friendly, but she just doesn't know how a lot of the time. Sometimes you'll be petting her, and she's all happy and purring, then she'll bat at your hand and run away. She catches small animals and gives them to us as gifts sometimes, though.
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 19, 2008, 11:46:58 PM
tl;dr
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Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 19, 2008, 11:48:35 PM
Too bad, man. There were prizes hidden in there.
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 19, 2008, 11:59:29 PM
i read the whole thing

there were no prizes you liar
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 20, 2008, 12:02:36 AM
That's because everyone took them before you. Hence why I said there were prizes in there.
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 20, 2008, 12:06:38 AM
you're supposed to bring enough for the whole class

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/mad.gif)
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 20, 2008, 12:06:52 AM
You have no class.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 20, 2008, 12:08:02 AM
brb

killing myself

-Commodore
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 20, 2008, 12:08:52 AM
If you're killing yourself, you can't come back.

You gotta think these things through, man.
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 20, 2008, 12:10:43 AM
oh and now he's calling me dumb
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 20, 2008, 12:11:32 AM
Note the complete lack of the word "dumb" in my previous post.
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 20, 2008, 12:15:22 AM
and now i can't read

this just keeps getting better !
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 20, 2008, 12:18:16 AM
If you can't read, how did you write that post? If you can't read, it's probably impossible to write, since you have to know how letters combine to form specific words in both reading and writing.
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 20, 2008, 12:20:11 AM
no you are wrong
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 20, 2008, 12:38:58 AM
How'd you do it, then?
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 20, 2008, 12:42:24 AM
(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/mr_sparks80/spongebob.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 20, 2008, 12:43:03 AM
DOES NOT COMPUTE.

I don't get it.
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 20, 2008, 12:44:22 AM
lern 2 spongebob nub
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 20, 2008, 12:45:07 AM
No cable means no Nickelodeon. No Nick means no Spongebob.
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 20, 2008, 01:00:39 AM
then use your imaginaaaaaaaaaaaaation
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 20, 2008, 01:06:49 AM
I honestly don't know much of anything about Spongebob, so I have nothing to base my imagination on.
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 20, 2008, 01:25:09 AM
Idiot Box (http://www.truveo.com/Idiot-Box/id/223622402)
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: DW on September 20, 2008, 09:12:39 AM
Is it bad that I actually still find Spongebob entertaining?
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: MagmarFire on September 20, 2008, 11:44:51 AM
Not really; I still do, too.

...

Guess I'm not the best person to vouch, am I? :(
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: DW on September 20, 2008, 11:59:18 AM
You are a very credibly member. And you're older than me. w00t.
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Pale Dim on September 20, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
I still find spongebob funny from time to time, but I think we're slowly getting off topic. Anywho....
My sisters cat is a skinny tortoiseshell. She's and witch and a half, though...
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: MagmarFire on September 20, 2008, 08:15:49 PM
off topic ? in teh chatboard ?

...

nahhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 20, 2008, 09:38:59 PM
as a mod you should be preventing these sorts of things Mags

you are clearly not doing your job and i think you should step down
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: MagmarFire on September 20, 2008, 11:06:49 PM
dis is mutiny !
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: DW on September 20, 2008, 11:09:23 PM
TO THE BANMOBILE
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 21, 2008, 01:11:11 AM
Awkward...
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 21, 2008, 06:49:28 AM
Quote from: Shika on September 20, 2008, 11:09:23 PM
TO THE BANMOBILE

you're not exactly pulling your weight around here either
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: DW on September 21, 2008, 07:35:38 AM
maybe it's because I'm not fat enough to have weight to pull

unlike some people
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Post by: Fishalicious on September 21, 2008, 08:04:09 AM
you just called me fat :C
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: MagmarFire on September 21, 2008, 08:50:26 AM
There, there, Fisk... *pats back*
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Post by: Keaton on September 21, 2008, 09:58:38 AM
So Commodore.  In your opinion, which mods are pulling their weight around here?

*draws .44's*
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 21, 2008, 03:02:44 PM
oh i wasn't aware there was such a thing
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Post by: Baka Nezumi on September 21, 2008, 04:25:24 PM
Quote from: Shika on September 19, 2008, 07:49:25 PM
...I miss Baka Nezumi...

Awww..... I'm still here darlin'. I basically only check PMs.

Speaking of cats, I love them, but my entire family is severly allergic to them.
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: MagmarFire on September 21, 2008, 04:35:11 PM
yayz ! ur bak!!! ;D

No, seriously, welcome back!
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Post by: DW on September 21, 2008, 04:42:05 PM
To quote Commodore:

Quote from: Commodore Kawaii on September 19, 2008, 07:52:39 PM
super happy awesome good family fun times for all

are here once again!
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Post by: Mysterious F. on September 21, 2008, 05:17:24 PM
And there was much rejoicing.
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Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 21, 2008, 08:59:42 PM
Quote from: Whocares on September 21, 2008, 05:17:24 PM
And there was much rejoicing.

Yaaaaay!
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: MagmarFire on September 22, 2008, 07:42:00 PM
Hurray!!! Yaaay!!!
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Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 22, 2008, 09:01:15 PM
So those cats. Interesting things, aren't they?
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 22, 2008, 09:03:57 PM
i miss my kitties

no pets allowed in the dorm

sadface
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 22, 2008, 09:10:41 PM
My cats live outside, but their food and beds are in the garage. Daniel comes into the house to visit sometimes, and he did so quite a lot last winter, probably because it was cold outside. Spookie goes insane if I bring her inside.
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Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 22, 2008, 09:30:31 PM
is that why she's called Spookie ?

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/Forum%20Crap/stupid.gif)
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 22, 2008, 09:32:05 PM
She's always been easily frightened, so yes. Her coat is made up of Halloween colors, as well, so that also contributed to it.
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Post by: DW on September 22, 2008, 09:36:57 PM
Quote from: Commodore Kawaii on September 22, 2008, 09:03:57 PM
i miss my kitties

no pets allowed in the dorm

sadface

(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w33/jackals_incarnation/scenery%20pics/hearts.jpg)
Title: Re: Cats ( ^_^ )
Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 22, 2008, 10:29:56 PM
It's the 4chan quote pyramid!
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Post by: MagmarFire on September 23, 2008, 06:57:01 PM
Hummina-hummina-hummina.... :-[
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Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 24, 2008, 07:58:49 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on September 23, 2008, 06:57:01 PM
Hummina-hummina-hummina.... :-[

Oh, I agree completely. But you also have to consider other factors, as well, such as the price of fuel.