The Desert Colossus

Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: Keaton on September 21, 2008, 12:52:24 PM

Title: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: Keaton on September 21, 2008, 12:52:24 PM
inspired by Whocares' topic.

A is for Axel, who's banned from the site.
B is for banning, which ain't fun, but right.
C is for Commodore, who's worth noting twice.
D is for Davy, and all of his vice.
E is for Ezlo, who knows everything.
F is for Fiskers, who makes furry bling.
G is for Gamefreak, who makes it all go.
H is for HnS, who is such a ho.
I is for Irate, like Jordan when mad
J is for Jack, who started the fad.
K is for something, I'm just not sure what.
L is for LadyNintendo, et wot.
M is for MK, both Kirby and Key.
N is for noobs, they make me angry.
O is for Obama, better than McCain,
P is for POWER, 'CAUSE ALL FEAR MY REIGN
Q is for Quamobrem?  Quid tui tangis nocturne.
R is for Rabies and dialup, will he learn?
S is for Shika, a lovable guy.
T is for TW, pretty much super-fly.
U is for Unix, much better than Mac
V is for VD, also better than Mac.
W is for Wyndisis, ALSO better than Mac.
X is for X-ray poisoning, yep, better than Mac.
Y is for Yiddish, the language of Jews.
Z is for something, something something use.


I pictured that flowing much better than it actually did.
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: DW on September 21, 2008, 01:15:10 PM
I find your lack of 7 disturbing.
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: darkphantomime on September 21, 2008, 01:39:03 PM
I find your lack of a number of members disturbing.
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: Mysterious F. on September 21, 2008, 01:58:10 PM
Shouldn't Darth Wyndisis count as a D? It has nothing to do with him taking my letter, but his name starts wih a D.

The maker of this list clearly has no knowledge of the alphabet at all.
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: DW on September 21, 2008, 02:07:15 PM
whocares is right

he should get the 'w'

for whiner
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 21, 2008, 03:00:39 PM
or weenie
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: Mysterious F. on September 21, 2008, 05:02:42 PM
No, the W should go to Waldo.

Waldo for president.  :P
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: DW on September 21, 2008, 05:04:54 PM
...


HAHA

...

HA
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: Mysterious F. on September 21, 2008, 05:07:37 PM
Waldo supports giving money to whale biologists.
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 21, 2008, 05:08:35 PM
where's Waldo

i can't find Waldo

where is he
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: DW on September 21, 2008, 05:12:07 PM
There he is!

He's almost made it into the White House! Quickly, Palin, distract him with your sultry poses while McCain races forth on his electric wheelchair!
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: Mysterious F. on September 21, 2008, 05:14:04 PM
While you were shouting orders over the Internet (which means they can't hear you), Waldo found a new hiding spot.
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: DW on September 21, 2008, 05:15:02 PM
Good, otherwise he would have won. McCain just collapsed from heart failure.
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 21, 2008, 05:17:21 PM
McCain invented heart failure
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: Mysterious F. on September 21, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
Waldo reappears only when it's good for him. This is good for him, so he's back now.

This makes Waldo both the Democrat and Republican runner. Obama was eaten by Clinton, so...
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on September 21, 2008, 05:20:15 PM
AND CHENEY PERFECTED IT!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

and HA!!!
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: DW on September 21, 2008, 05:20:34 PM
I think the heart invented McCain failure, actually...
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on September 21, 2008, 05:21:59 PM
Quote from: Whocares on September 21, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
Waldo reappears only when it's good for him. This is good for him, so he's back now.

This makes Waldo both the Democrat and Republican runner. Obama was eaten by Clinton, so...
A simple reversal of names in that sentence would make that sound really, really bad.
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: Mysterious F. on September 21, 2008, 05:22:57 PM
So Waldo is now in control of the US. So, Mr. President, please sign this...

Oh crap, where'd he go now?
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: Commodore Axilon on September 21, 2008, 05:23:51 PM
we must find Waldo

where did he go
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: Mysterious F. on September 21, 2008, 05:26:52 PM
This means that vice president Dick Cheney is now in control.

Hopefully, when we interview him, he won't shoot us.
Title: Re: THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS
Post by: DW on September 21, 2008, 05:27:33 PM
Just don't act like a Quail

Those things scare the crap out of him