Either find or write your own funny definitions. Yes, there can be pictures.
This will always be first in my heart.
It's part of the language now. (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/D%27oh)
la*z0r [LAY-zohr] n. an overpowered beam of energy firing from a mouth in an expression of complete omnipotence (not to be confused with laser)
Practical Joke (ˈprak-ti-kəl jōk): See fooling.
Fooling (fül-iŋ) : See practical joke.