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Zelda Lore => Theories => Topic started by: The Postman on March 11, 2006, 07:11:35 PM

Title: The Gods evil?!?
Post by: The Postman on March 11, 2006, 07:11:35 PM
On Ww before you fight puppet ganon he says "YOUR GODS DESTROYED YOU!" could that mean that they are evil?!? :o
Title: Re:The Gods evil?!?
Post by: Davros on March 12, 2006, 12:17:06 AM
The Gods decided that the people of Hyrule would live happier lives with their memory erased in a new world than living under Ganon's slavery.
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Post by: dan_the_man on March 12, 2006, 05:28:33 AM
i thort he ment that when the Gods drowned hyrule , they destroyed their ansestors and the esseence of being hylian
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Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 12, 2006, 08:57:47 AM
Puppet Ganon is just trying to piss you off, you know wot us Ganon/Ganondorf/Puppet Gannon/Shadow Ganon/ Phantom Ganon ppl are like. Wow my family is bigger than I thought.
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Post by: Evilbob on March 12, 2006, 09:07:22 AM
Family photo! lol!
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Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 12, 2006, 09:11:25 AM
yay.

Well Ganon is my Grandad
Ganondorf is my Dad
Puppet Ganon and Phantom Ganon are my brothers
Twinrova is my Grandma
I need a mum????????
Title: Re:The Gods evil?!?
Post by: MagmarFire on March 12, 2006, 09:36:46 AM
No, it's already taken care of!
Hmm...did anybody see Tingle? ;) lol!
Title: Re:The Gods evil?!?
Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 12, 2006, 10:33:25 AM
get out, NOW. I want you out of my sight. How dare you suggest that, I am not the offspring off that little green turd. MOBLINS, TAKE HIM AWAY, TAKE HIM. lol joke mate.
Title: Re:The Gods evil?!?
Post by: The Postman on March 12, 2006, 11:01:05 AM
did the gods flood hyrule!!!!!
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Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 12, 2006, 11:10:21 AM
yes, those b******s.
Title: Re:The Gods evil?!?
Post by: The Postman on March 12, 2006, 11:56:19 AM
it just makes ganons work easier ;D
Title: Re:The Gods evil?!?
Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 12, 2006, 12:36:30 PM
yea mayb. But remember they di it to try and drown him
Title: Re:The Gods evil?!?
Post by: The Postman on March 12, 2006, 12:38:36 PM
THOSE F***ERS I SHALL CRUSH THEM >:(
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Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 12, 2006, 12:39:14 PM
you go dad, itz ur birthday
Title: Re:The Gods evil?!?
Post by: The Postman on March 12, 2006, 12:42:54 PM
 ;D
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Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 12, 2006, 01:25:52 PM
lol. I'll get u a worlds best dad mug I promise ;D
Title: Re:The Gods evil?!?
Post by: The Postman on March 12, 2006, 06:03:32 PM
Thanx ;D
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Post by: Evilslayer on March 13, 2006, 05:15:17 AM
Quoteget out, NOW. I want you out of my sight. How dare you suggest that, I am not the offspring off that little green turd. MOBLINS, TAKE HIM AWAY, TAKE HIM. lol joke mate.

I once saw a fan art of Ganondorf dressed as Tingle. I tell you, it was scary! :P As for this topic, evil ones ALWAYS (well, almost always) say things like that. It's the way they are. They're full of malice and lies.
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Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 13, 2006, 08:08:17 AM
yea i know. He woz just tryin to anoy link
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Post by: The Postman on March 14, 2006, 03:55:52 AM
I would never dress as that poo >:(
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Post by: Shadow Ganon on March 14, 2006, 10:46:56 AM
lol, good. I got worried then lol
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Post by: Howl on March 16, 2006, 05:10:06 PM
can u link that pic again
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Post by: The Postman on March 17, 2006, 03:25:32 AM
Plese no!! :'(
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Post by: Evilbob on March 17, 2006, 08:47:08 AM
lol! the hilarity of people who look the same
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Post by: Howl on March 28, 2006, 06:01:56 PM
HEY i thought of it as embaressing tingle
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Post by: Davros on March 29, 2006, 01:14:44 PM
Tingle can not be embaressed. The fact that he walks around with that weird green suit on, talks and walks the way he does is proof enough. Plus you needn't worry Ganon, whoever decided to draw you dressed up as Tingle obviously has some serious issues to sort out. Oh and feel free to buy as much of my merchandise as possible your evilness... I would grovel if I was capable of moving my lower body but...
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Post by: medli on March 30, 2006, 07:15:10 AM
don't start with that pic of tingle/ganondorf! the girl who did that has a crush on ganondorf from what i've researched,yet she puts him in that suit thinking it's a giggle! it's a shame!
Title: Re:The Gods evil?!?
Post by: Evilbob on April 01, 2006, 01:51:22 PM
Quote from: Davros on March 29, 2006, 01:14:44 PM
Oh and feel free to buy as much of my merchandise as possible your evilness... I would grovel if I was capable of moving my lower body but...
LOL! More money for davros! going to cloning?
or a new project? or bribing everyone in nintendo to work on tp so it is great but not delayed?

or you could spend it on a nuke, give me the nuke and then i could hold the world hostage and force them to make me an AC (u know- big robot)

also, why don't you build yourself some proper legs instead of ur lumpy wheelchair?


YAY FOR MINDLESS BABLE!!!!
Title: Re:The Gods evil?!?
Post by: Davros on April 01, 2006, 11:36:14 PM
I once thought about the whole leg thing but then I realised that people would be less likely to dismiss me as a cripple while a have them exterminated from behind. Anyway, I don't understand why someone who fancies Ganondorf would draw a picture of him in a Tingle suit. Surely that would be the least appealing pose possible?
Title: Re:The Gods evil?!?
Post by: Evilbob on April 02, 2006, 12:33:52 PM
hey, if fat phill can exist so can weirdos thatlike to see ganondorf dressed as tingle
(if you dont know fat phill, think a fat stupid perverted, fishing osessed oaf. who smokes. he is 15 <SHUDDER>)