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Title: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: MagmarFire on November 09, 2008, 12:14:50 PM
Yes, another Whose Line game, but an excellent one at that. :D

In case you don't know the rules, the point of the game is to have a certain number of people, usually three, to act out a given scene. One of the actors can say whatever he or she wants, while the other two can only say two lines throughout the entire scene and absolutely nothing else.

We should probably set up our first team. Who would like to go first?
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 09, 2008, 12:33:23 PM
I'll join.  I would like to be one of the people who can only say two lines.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: MagmarFire on November 09, 2008, 12:49:53 PM
All right, you're signed up. Two more people to go. ;)
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: DW on November 09, 2008, 04:57:49 PM
I'll be either the two-liner or the unscripted.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Keaton on November 09, 2008, 05:03:08 PM
Isn't this the game that "Whose Line" got its name from?

I move away from the mic to sign up.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: DW on November 09, 2008, 05:04:22 PM
Okay, that's three. You want suggestions for the lines or do you already have them in mind?
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: MagmarFire on November 09, 2008, 05:45:43 PM
All right, here we go. (I think I have the lines down. Thanks, though. ;) )

Okay, so we have Hi no Seijin and Shika for the scripted and Tacheon for the unscripted.

So the scene is this: Tacheon, you are the commander of a small battalion of troops before a large battle, and Hi no Seijin and Shika, you are his two new privates.

Hi no Seijin, the only two lines you can say are, "Sorry, I wasn't listening," and, "Where's my gun?"

Shika, your lines are, "What the heck is that?" and, "Where do you get one of those?"

I'll "buzz in" when enough time has passed so we can start the next round. So, when you're ready, take it away, guys. :D

Oh, and you can also write down any actions that you do throughout the scene, and you can even inflect your line in different ways--just as long as the lines are exactly the same word-wise.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: DW on November 09, 2008, 05:47:47 PM
Quotetwo new privates

Where do you get one of those?
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Keaton on November 09, 2008, 05:51:41 PM
Quote from: Shika on November 09, 2008, 05:47:47 PM
Quotetwo new privates

Where do you get one of those?

This thread has already been won.  It is now closed.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: MagmarFire on November 09, 2008, 05:53:21 PM
Very funny, guys... :P
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: DW on November 09, 2008, 05:56:13 PM
Quote from: Davy Jones on November 09, 2008, 05:51:41 PM
Quote from: Shika on November 09, 2008, 05:47:47 PM
Quotetwo new privates

Where do you get one of those?

This thread has already been won.  It is now closed.

So I made you lose that fast? Awesome!

Now HNS is upset >.>
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: MagmarFire on November 09, 2008, 06:21:26 PM
Okay, all right, seriously (wow, I can't believe I'm saying that in a comedy improv game XD ). Let's get this show on the road. Unlocked; take it away when you're ready, Tacheon; and let's play.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Keaton on November 09, 2008, 07:00:46 PM
All right, maggots, listen up!  We're fighting against the entire French legion on these front lines, so I want you all to be in tip-top fighting condition!  If there's anything that needs to be said, say it now!
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 09, 2008, 07:06:13 PM
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Keaton on November 09, 2008, 07:16:47 PM
I said, we're up against the entire French legion!
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: DW on November 09, 2008, 09:05:16 PM
Where do you get one of those?
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: DW on November 12, 2008, 09:19:09 PM
*looks into distance after long pause* What the heck is that?
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 12, 2008, 09:53:07 PM
Where's my gun?
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 03, 2008, 07:53:04 AM
OOC:  Bump'd.  Come on, guys, let's keep this going. :'(
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: cacturnerules on December 03, 2008, 07:12:52 PM
Ok, I volunteer for the second team!
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 03, 2008, 07:53:31 PM
Well, the second team can't start until Tacheon and Shika get back into the game. DX
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Keaton on December 03, 2008, 10:38:58 PM
Fishyrules can have my spot.  I am lame.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: cacturnerules on December 04, 2008, 12:30:33 PM
Well thank you! Also, I thought you were doing a good job...
Anyway, I'll keep going.

Quote from: Hi no Seijin on November 12, 2008, 09:53:07 PM
Where's my gun?

Here's another one! Now hurry! Tell all troops to move out!





And by the way, when does a new game start?
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 04, 2008, 05:52:54 PM
OOC:  That's up to Mags discretion.  He's running this game.

IC:  Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: cacturnerules on December 04, 2008, 07:16:05 PM
CHAAAARGE!!!!!!
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 04, 2008, 07:25:56 PM
Where's my gun?
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: MagmarFire on December 04, 2008, 07:27:23 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on December 04, 2008, 05:52:54 PM
OOC:  That's up to Mags discretion.  He's running this game.

In other words, when you're all at each other's throats. :P
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: cacturnerules on December 04, 2008, 07:36:26 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on December 04, 2008, 07:25:56 PM
Where's my gun?

You didn't take it with you!?!?! There's no time for that! Improvise!
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: DW on December 08, 2008, 04:21:45 PM
What the heck is that?
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: cacturnerules on December 08, 2008, 05:21:08 PM
I... I don't know, private. I've never seen that type of weapon before! 

ALL TROOPS, TAKE OUT ALL ENEMIES WITH THE STRANGE NEW WEAPONS!
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 08, 2008, 05:41:41 PM
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: cacturnerules on December 08, 2008, 05:49:32 PM
The enemies with the strange weapons are your primary target, private!
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 08, 2008, 05:53:36 PM
Where's my gun?
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: cacturnerules on December 08, 2008, 05:57:07 PM
Here, take mine for now, I have to inform the captain of this!
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: DW on December 08, 2008, 06:29:11 PM
Where can I get one of those?
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: cacturnerules on December 08, 2008, 06:30:44 PM
Gah, just look around! There has to be something for you to use!
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 08, 2008, 06:35:29 PM
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: cacturnerules on December 08, 2008, 06:37:36 PM
I wasn't talking to you, private!
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: DW on December 08, 2008, 06:51:36 PM
Where can I get one of those?
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 08, 2008, 06:56:28 PM
ZOMG, Shika wins.  There is no way we can top that in this scene.

Time for the next scene, Mags.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: MagmarFire on December 08, 2008, 07:00:02 PM
Not yet; FR didn't kill you yet. :P
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 08, 2008, 07:04:07 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on December 08, 2008, 07:00:02 PM
Not yet; FR didn't kill you yet. :P
Dude, Shika made a dirty joke (even if it was unintentional ::) ).  You can't beat that in the same scene.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: MagmarFire on December 08, 2008, 07:07:05 PM
Okay, then.

Shika, HNS, and FR are three explorers in a jungle who need to set up camp before nightfall.

Shika, your two lines are, "But I don't wanna!" and, "What do you think I'm wearing?"

HNS, your two lines are, "Who are you?" and, "That's not what I heard."

Take it away when you're ready.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: cacturnerules on December 08, 2008, 07:17:57 PM
Well actually mags, I was planing on dying in my next post.  ;)

ANYWAY.


Ok guys, we should start thinking about where to camp tonight.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 08, 2008, 07:19:26 PM
Who are you?
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: DW on December 08, 2008, 07:19:39 PM
What do you think I'm wearing?
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 08, 2008, 07:20:40 PM
Who are you?
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: cacturnerules on December 08, 2008, 07:25:09 PM
Well, mister HnS, I anm your tour guide, Mister Fish E. Rules. This is your jungle-buddy Shika. Though I can barely see you, Shika, I assume that you are wearing clothes.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: DW on December 18, 2008, 04:38:24 PM
But I don't wanna!
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: Hi no Seijin on December 18, 2008, 05:35:38 PM
That's not what I heard.
Title: Re: Two-Line Vocabulary
Post by: DW on December 24, 2008, 07:42:11 PM
But I don't wanna!