I saw this many years ago at zeldapower.com, and I thought it would be fun to include it here.
More than a game, it's like making Chuck Norris jokes.
It's about writing down things you do when you have too much zelda.
I'll start!
... you see wearing tights and a skirt as a sign of manliness.
You think not talking is cool.
...i did it wrong didn't it. :'(
It took me awhile to get reference, but it's good.
...you try to call a horse by whistling some odd grass (said horse doesn't come)
You just wonder what Gannon's up to.
You can't wait to bomb some dodongo's
...you think it's perfectly fine to get lost in the woods because one wrong turn will get you back at exit
You walk up to people and stare at them and expect important information.
And you buy an ocarina just to traverse time/make it rain.
You attack chickens with a sword, thinking they will fight back.
You expect to become someone's 'brother' if you clean their house (somewhat obscure reference)
You think that wearing blue clothes helps you breath underwater.
You search for princesses inside whales
That actually works! I've tried it!
You think you can just walk right into someone's house.
Quote from: Lt. Havoc on January 25, 2009, 06:48:01 PM
That actually works! I've tried it!
You think you can just walk right into someone's house.
That goes for just about any RPG as well.
You cut grass looking for money.
You think that if you stab people, the sword does not effect them.
Quote from: Lt. Havoc on January 25, 2009, 06:48:01 PM
You think you can just walk right into someone's house.
Im gonna expand on this one.
You think you can just walk right into someone's house and break all their vases and steel money out of them. ;D
Also when you bomb a wall with a crack in it expecting that theres a treasure chest on the other side. :)
You travel the entire country to look for the Triforce...and find it!
You trust that colored liquids that you recieve from old creepy ladies will make you stronger when you drink them. ;)
You eat animal hearts when you're feeling sick.
You pull a knife out of a butcher's block and expect to split into four different beings.
You think Ganondorf lives in Iraq.
He doesn't? :o
Um...no...
You think that Zoras are the mermaids of Myth.
Okay, that sucked...
You have an unnatural fear of poultry.
You think that attacking you're horse will only spook it.
you run through fire just to avoid having to wait or go around something
You think that wearing red will allow you to walk on lava. ??? Ow...
Isn't that how it works? By camouflaging me from the lava?
...you find this game stupid because it's impossible to ever have too much zelda
your friends want to do something and so you say, "Squadalah! We're off!"
Quote from: Mikaudes the Joker on January 26, 2009, 10:53:43 PM
Isn't that how it works? By camouflaging me from the lava?
How you've managed to survive this long is a mystery to me...
(Yes, I got the reference. :P )
When you think putting on metal boots will make you heavier, even if they've already been in your pocket.
You wonder whats for dinner. (Sorry guys just a few posts today.)
You have to scub all the floors in hyrule as a punishment.
And you enjoy hearing "Hey Listen" Over and Over cause that means you have an ally.
You can't wait to bomb some dodongos.
You store all of your personal belongings in hammer space.
You think that planting "Magic beans" will grow eventually grow a leaf that, when stepped on, will lift from the ground, and carry you somewhere else.
you think a firefly is the best source of information and an excelent companion
You think that putting a butterfly on a stick will turn it into a fairy.
When you think that rolling right at the end of a one-hundred-foot fall will save your life.
Ooooh...ow. That hurts just thinking about it! :-*
Your parents get concerned that you are collecting seven-year-old milk in bottles, than attempting to drink them.
You think monkeys will gladly lead you out of the jungle if you ever get lost
When you shoot an arrow into the sun and expect to be able to wield magic arrows of fire.
You think that not washing your bottles after keeping bugs in them has no effect on your health.
You attack friends and civilians expecting no ill ramifications.
...when you stay in the forest forever thinking you'll never age :)
When you cut red hearts from construction paper and eat them, expecting your headache from the aforementioned one-hundred-foot fall to go away.
You don't mind accidentally falling down a pit, assuming that you'll simply return to whatever door you just came through.
Your religion is based off of deities that control wisdom, power, and courage.
OOOOOoooh buuuurn... That was a good one.
You find yourself calling your brother mah boi! and eating octoroks because your really hungry.
Quote from: Lt. Havoc on February 01, 2009, 11:14:58 AM
Your religion is based off of deities that control wisdom, power, and courage.
Don't be so mean to MagmarFire.
You look up YTP all the time...
you think wolves can see smells :o
what's YTP?
youtube poop.
Oh, Magmarfire actually has that for a religion?
*Laughs* I am so clueless!
play rto much zeruda when you call it What it really is...
Za Hairaru Fantajî Zeruda no Densetsu
The hyrule adventure. Legend of Zelda...
Say wha- huh? Wha? OMGFTWBBQ!
Quote from: Davy Jones on February 01, 2009, 04:31:19 PM
Quote from: Lt. Havoc on February 01, 2009, 11:14:58 AM
Your religion is based off of deities that control wisdom, power, and courage.
Don't be so mean to MagmarFire.
He's a polytheist? Since when?
I'm a monkey.
wel actually homo sapien...
Still I'm a sapien!
You think that you are the savior of the world.
Which I am!
You think fishes can love humans.
They can't right?
I agree with Tacheon.
If your sense of smell is that powerful you can.
Quote from: Twilight Wolf on February 01, 2009, 06:30:19 PM
Quote from: Davy Jones on February 01, 2009, 04:31:19 PM
Quote from: Lt. Havoc on February 01, 2009, 11:14:58 AM
Your religion is based off of deities that control wisdom, power, and courage.
Don't be so mean to MagmarFire.
He's a polytheist? Since when?
Since never. I'm a Christian.
In case it's where people got the idea, the "good Goddesses" thing was a joke. You know, just a pass at
Zelda. :P
Quote from: MagmarFire on February 01, 2009, 07:51:53 PMIn case it's where people got the idea, the "good Goddesses" thing was a joke. You know, just a pass at Zelda. :P
Oh, I know. Still, spreading rumors is fun!
EDIT: Wait, you were making a pass at Zelda? She's underage!
You tie a mouse by a cracked wall, light its tail on fire, and hope.
You jump and run in circles every time your bathroom fan turns on.
You're scared to death of shoplifting.
You expect animals you've mercilessly slaughtered to return to life when you return from a trip.
You think the manliest thing you can do is roll down a hill and blow yourself up
Quote from: Davy Jones on February 01, 2009, 07:09:00 PM
Quote from: Mikaudes the Joker on February 01, 2009, 04:53:17 PM
you think wolves can see smells :o
They can.
Quote from: Chuckinator on February 01, 2009, 07:10:28 PM
I agree with Tacheon.
If your sense of smell is that powerful you can.
Sight is the perception of electromagnetic waves in the visible spectrum, smell is the irritation of your receptors by their interaction with particles in the air, it is true that with a strong smell you can easily place a certain smell in a 3D plane, but you can't really percieve the light bouncing of it.
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