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Title: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 28, 2009, 05:36:09 PM
Ask all of the difficult questions here.  You know, like, "If synchronized swimming is about exact sameness, then why aren't teams comprised of clones?"



Heaven help you if you try to be serious in this thread. >:(
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: cacturnerules on January 28, 2009, 05:36:44 PM
What is love?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: DW on January 28, 2009, 05:37:17 PM
Quote from: FishyRules on January 28, 2009, 05:36:44 PM
What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Twilight Wolf on January 28, 2009, 05:37:34 PM
Does anyone really know the Muffin Man?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 28, 2009, 05:39:45 PM
Quote from: FishyRules on January 28, 2009, 05:36:44 PM
What is love?
...

You fail.  I said no seriousness in this thread.  If I wanted difficult, serious questions, I would have posted this in General Discussion.

Quote from: Twilight Wolf on January 28, 2009, 05:37:34 PM
Does anyone really know the Muffin Man?
This is more like it.
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Pale Dim on January 28, 2009, 05:47:13 PM
Why do me feet hurt?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: cacturnerules on January 28, 2009, 05:49:46 PM
*facepalm*

That wasn't a serious question, it was a part of a song. A common meme here on the internetz. A meme Shika realized.

What was that? Who failed?

Thought so.
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 28, 2009, 05:52:43 PM
It can still be a serious question.

And do you honestly expect me to recognize every damn Internet meme out there?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: cacturnerules on January 28, 2009, 05:55:18 PM
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess.


Which came first, the platypus or the egg?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on January 28, 2009, 06:15:53 PM
why can't a leopard change its spots?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Gamefreak on January 28, 2009, 06:24:13 PM
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 28, 2009, 06:25:47 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on January 28, 2009, 06:24:13 PM
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
lulz political joke
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Pale Dim on January 28, 2009, 06:26:27 PM
Quote from: FishyRules on January 28, 2009, 05:49:46 PM
*facepalm*

That wasn't a serious question, it was a part of a song. A common meme here on the internetz. A meme Shika realized.

What was that? Who failed?

Thought so.
Wow, man. You need to ease up a little. You could make someone here pretty mad. Someone could take that as an insult, which I consider treason.
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: DW on January 28, 2009, 06:32:41 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on January 28, 2009, 06:24:13 PM
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

What's the opposite of constitution?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Twilight Wolf on January 28, 2009, 06:33:19 PM
You guys are funny.
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Pale Dim on January 28, 2009, 06:36:51 PM
That's what this thread was made for.

Anyway...

If 777 is pure, and 666 is unholy, then what happens with 555 or 888?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Twilight Wolf on January 28, 2009, 06:38:11 PM
They're the creepy neighbors who watch 666 and 777 through the window.
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Pale Dim on January 28, 2009, 06:39:33 PM
 :-[
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on January 28, 2009, 07:02:34 PM
Quote from: Shika on January 28, 2009, 06:32:41 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on January 28, 2009, 06:24:13 PM
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

What's the opposite of constitution?
I lol'd at that.
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 28, 2009, 07:05:05 PM
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on January 28, 2009, 07:02:34 PM
Quote from: Shika on January 28, 2009, 06:32:41 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on January 28, 2009, 06:24:13 PM
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

What's the opposite of constitution?
I lol'd at that.
So did I.
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 28, 2009, 07:12:02 PM
why did you make this thread ?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on January 28, 2009, 07:12:34 PM
Why am I asking you this question?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 28, 2009, 07:13:36 PM
Quote from: Commodore Anime on January 28, 2009, 07:12:02 PM
why did you make this thread ?
Why didn't you make it?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 28, 2009, 07:17:11 PM
why didn't...you...make it ?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 28, 2009, 07:18:07 PM
...

zomg im so stumped
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 28, 2009, 07:20:16 PM
okay here's a real question for you

what do you call cheese that isn't yours ?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Twilight Wolf on January 28, 2009, 07:25:11 PM
Oh, oh, I know this one

Give me a sec
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 28, 2009, 07:39:30 PM
yes ?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Twilight Wolf on January 28, 2009, 07:42:37 PM
It's... Nacho cheese!
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: cacturnerules on January 28, 2009, 07:43:28 PM
Quote from: Shika on January 28, 2009, 06:32:41 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on January 28, 2009, 06:24:13 PM
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

What's the opposite of constitution?

Man, I gotta remember that one.  :P


Quote from: Twilight Wolf on January 28, 2009, 06:38:11 PM
They're the creepy neighbors who watch 666 and 777 through the window.

At first, I thought that was a sexual joke.  ???

Quote from: Twilight Wolf on January 28, 2009, 07:42:37 PM
It's... Nacho cheese!
:P :P :P
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 28, 2009, 07:44:45 PM
okay here's another one

why was 6 afraid of 7 ?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Twilight Wolf on January 28, 2009, 07:46:05 PM
7 had a history of assault charges.
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 28, 2009, 07:46:25 PM
I was hoping you guys would be more clever in creating your questions. :'(
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 28, 2009, 07:48:37 PM
i was hoping you would be more clever in creating your face

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/SA%20Emoticons/emot-owned.gif)
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 28, 2009, 07:49:34 PM
up urs meatbag
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: MagmarFire on January 28, 2009, 07:49:45 PM
i was hoping you would be more clever in creating your mom

zomg paradox
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 28, 2009, 07:50:47 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on January 28, 2009, 07:49:34 PM
up urs meatbag

up my what ? ? ?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 28, 2009, 07:52:39 PM
Where ever it is you put stuff up.  Do I look like a meatbag to you?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: DW on January 28, 2009, 10:42:49 PM
If a tree falls in a forest, and noone is around to hear it, how do we know it fell?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 29, 2009, 12:14:15 AM
because you just said it did
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Twilight Wolf on January 29, 2009, 12:18:03 AM
Quote from: Commodore Anime on January 29, 2009, 12:14:15 AM
because you just said it did

Owned!
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 29, 2009, 12:23:05 AM
DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S AN ARROW IN THE FEDEX LOGO ? ? ?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Twilight Wolf on January 29, 2009, 12:40:06 AM
No.

Did you know there's an arrow going through my arm?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: MagmarFire on January 29, 2009, 01:49:52 PM
What's the square root of SpongeBob's pants?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Pale Dim on January 29, 2009, 02:07:15 PM
Who the heck comes up for the names of Pokemon?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 29, 2009, 06:39:56 PM
Okay, you all are doing it wrong.  Come up with something clever, like what Gamefreak asked.
Quote from: Gamefreak on January 28, 2009, 06:24:13 PM
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

Last chance, you all.
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 29, 2009, 06:51:20 PM
he didn't come up with that you know
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 29, 2009, 07:02:18 PM
Fine, something like what he posted.
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on January 29, 2009, 07:04:27 PM
Quote from: Shika on January 28, 2009, 06:32:41 PM
Quote from: Gamefreak on January 28, 2009, 06:24:13 PM
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

What's the opposite of constitution?
prostitution?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 29, 2009, 07:05:38 PM
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/SA%20Emoticons/emot-bravo.gif)
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on January 29, 2009, 07:06:43 PM
haha. sarcasm for the win?

why must cats always lay ontop of you?
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 29, 2009, 07:10:38 PM
...

I said nothing serious!  I want clever questions that aren't serious!  Is that too much to ask for?!  I'm trying to see how clever and funny you guys can be.

*headdesk*
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on January 29, 2009, 07:28:40 PM
clever and funny you want? 

zaboomafoos and kazoos have to be somehow related, don't they? 
i'll try and think of something good.  ...

Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 29, 2009, 07:31:18 PM
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on January 29, 2009, 07:28:40 PM
zaboomafoos

I REMEMBER THIS SHOW

it had like a talking lemur or something

it was pretty messed up stuff
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: darkphantomime on January 29, 2009, 07:32:21 PM
You're too demanding. Stop raising your wants to high and let things take their natural course.
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on January 29, 2009, 07:34:48 PM
Quote from: Commodore Anime on January 29, 2009, 07:31:18 PM
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on January 29, 2009, 07:28:40 PM
zaboomafoos

I REMEMBER THIS SHOW

it had like a talking lemur or something

it was pretty messed up stuff

yuss.  creepishly scarifying
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Pale Dim on January 29, 2009, 07:39:30 PM
I remember that show too...it was like rain forest conservation on weed...
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 29, 2009, 07:40:51 PM
:o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEtDdlrWOc0)

i mean just look at that
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on January 29, 2009, 07:43:28 PM
that was very strange
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: MagmarFire on January 29, 2009, 07:44:52 PM
Quote from: Commodore Anime on January 29, 2009, 07:05:38 PM
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/SA%20Emoticons/emot-bravo.gif)

I lol'd. :P
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Pale Dim on January 29, 2009, 07:46:03 PM
Quote from: Commodore Anime on January 29, 2009, 07:05:38 PM
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/Commodore_Axilon/SA%20Emoticons/emot-bravo.gif)
*Laughs his lunges out*
A win so epic, it can't be beat.

Ah, geeze, I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying!
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 29, 2009, 07:53:17 PM
uh thanks i guess

but we're talking about teh zoboomafoos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIzY5xqSXpI&feature=related) now k
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Pale Dim on January 29, 2009, 07:54:39 PM
It's even scarier in Brazilian...
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 29, 2009, 07:54:59 PM
portugese nub
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Twilight Wolf on January 29, 2009, 07:57:43 PM
Translation of Commodore's post:

There's no such language as Brazillian; properly, it's Portugese.
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 29, 2009, 08:05:38 PM
ur translation is off in a few places but that's p much the gist of it

gg
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 30, 2009, 09:53:06 AM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on January 29, 2009, 07:32:21 PM
You're too demanding. Stop raising your wants to high and let things take their natural course.
One, my wants are not too high.  I just want clever and funny; I know several of the active members can be both clever and funny, therefore it's not asking too much.

Two, I realize this is the Chatboard, but I only put it in the Chatboard because I didn't think the jesting side of the topic would be appreciated in General Discussion.

Three, screw it.  If you guys can't provide me with clever and funny, then I'm locking this. ???
Title: Re: The Difficult Questions
Post by: DW on February 05, 2009, 03:23:49 PM
If Johnny cracked corn, and you don't care, why did you make a song about it?