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Community => Forum Games => Topic started by: cacturnerules on February 03, 2009, 07:34:01 AM

Title: Daffynitions
Post by: cacturnerules on February 03, 2009, 07:34:01 AM
I remember reading about this in a magazine or something. I think Boy's Life. Anyway, what you do is create a funny definition for something. Here's how it's done:

Waterproof sunscreen- for when it's sunny while it's raining

:P


Saw that on Daddy Day Camp yesterday.
Title: Re: Daffynitions
Post by: MagmarFire on February 03, 2009, 02:45:51 PM
To Forum Games we go! *yoink*
Title: Re: Daffynitions
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on February 03, 2009, 04:44:37 PM
natural hair restoration- making people who are hairy everywhere but their head, become bald everywhere but their head.
Title: Re: Daffynitions
Post by: Pale Dim on February 08, 2009, 10:28:55 AM
demoe-cratic: The George Bushian term for too liberal.
Title: Re: Daffynitions
Post by: MagmarFire on February 11, 2009, 12:53:47 PM
Zelda: An explanation as to why many men in their forties don't have children.


I just had to use that one. I stole it, but it was totally worth it. :P
Title: Re: Daffynitions
Post by: Pale Dim on February 11, 2009, 03:04:38 PM
Wall of flame: The term used for when scientific research on dangerous chemicals goes totally wrong.
Title: Re: Daffynitions
Post by: Carpet Merchant on February 26, 2009, 09:10:27 AM
Sarchasm: The gap between the author of a witty comment, and the recipient who doesn't get it.
Title: Re: Daffynitions
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 09, 2009, 03:58:43 PM
Parkway: somewhere you drive on.
Title: Re: Daffynitions
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on March 09, 2009, 07:48:15 PM
Quote from: Chuck on March 09, 2009, 03:58:43 PM
Parkway: somewhere you drive on.
driveway:  somewhere you park on.
Title: Re: Daffynitions
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 10, 2009, 05:46:09 AM
Sea cucumber: A nasty tasting undersea creature.
Title: Re: Daffynitions
Post by: Uximadesk on March 22, 2009, 10:53:59 PM
BS: Biased Statement