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Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: The Glamour Nazi on March 25, 2009, 04:23:15 PM

Title: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 25, 2009, 04:23:15 PM
REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY Angry.

My mom and brother are going to see a movie, I didn't want to see it so that's not it.

My girlfriend is angry at her mom and doesn't want to talk to anyone, reason #1 why I'm angry.

I was doing dishes like two minutes ago and not only had to wash two day old Clam chowder, (my leasat favorite thing to wash ever but tastes good) I burnt my wrist.

Badly, like scalded in the high second, very low 3rd. Skin is sorta coming off and it looks sorta zombie-ish, doesn't hurt much because i ran lukewarm water on it, and like...

Now I look at it and I'm thinking that'll be a cool scar, how can I come up with a tough sounding Scar story?

Well that's just I gotted to tell you guys this.

So I did.

Also note that I am now one of the top 10 most active members.

Sorry Hero92.

You may discuss the following,
Scar-stories,
Burns,
Women,
Anger,
Bad movies,
Gross food,
Old food,
Gross old food,
Touching gross old food,
Good food,
Pointless topics,
And NECROPOSTING!

START!
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 25, 2009, 05:16:14 PM
Did you get a burn like that with water from the tap?
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 25, 2009, 05:18:35 PM
Yeah, can't believe it either, still hurts but really funny at the same time.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 25, 2009, 05:21:48 PM
Maybe you should like turn down the temp on your water heater or something.

Oh, speaking of scar stories one time my cat jumped on my face and caught me with her back claw.  I had a really long cut down the side of my face for the longest time.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 25, 2009, 05:23:12 PM
My dog dragged me throught rubble for a bit and I still say a badger attacked me.

like Earnest did that one time.

I am also singing to my computer and recording it as listen to the music.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: TP Zelda on March 25, 2009, 05:44:09 PM
DUDE THIS IS SO RAD
IT'S LIKE SO RADICLE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY
I CAN'T EVEN SPELL RADICAL

I broke my head open on a rock.
Suckiest scar ever.
XP
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 25, 2009, 05:46:08 PM
Lol, yeah scars are fun
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: TP Zelda on March 25, 2009, 05:46:39 PM
I don't have any cool scars, sadly...
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 25, 2009, 05:49:43 PM
I literally have a scar in teh shape of a clock.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: TP Zelda on March 25, 2009, 05:51:08 PM
i wanna see!
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 25, 2009, 05:52:30 PM
Yeah, No you can't have a pic.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 25, 2009, 05:53:14 PM
I don;'t have any cool scars because I'm not cool.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: TP Zelda on March 25, 2009, 05:54:12 PM
Chuck: YES!!!!!!!!

DW: You lie.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 25, 2009, 05:54:44 PM
I have lots cause I'm clumsy
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: alex on March 26, 2009, 01:53:50 PM
i have two kinda coolish scars
one is on the back of my shoulder, burned it about 6 months ago with a curling iron (i just wanted my hair to look pretty!  :( )
the other is from surgery when i was a baby, it runs along my shin
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 26, 2009, 02:03:35 PM
I have a cool scar behind my ear, it looks like gills.

ENOUGH! I wonder what else to talk about.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: TP Zelda on March 26, 2009, 02:38:42 PM
Quote from: Chuckinator on March 26, 2009, 02:03:35 PM
I have a cool scar behind my ear, it looks like gills.

ENOUGH! I wonder what else to talk about.

Are you sure that ain't a tattoo? Cuz I know a girl and she has a Navi tattoo behind her ear.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 26, 2009, 02:40:46 PM
Not only do I want that tattoo but That is not the correct Item to speak about...

Not on the list.

SPEAK OF SOMETHING ELSE!

NOW!
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: TP Zelda on March 26, 2009, 02:47:04 PM
...nah.

i wanna get a tattoo on my left hand that looks like a triforce!  :PLike, maybe glow in the dark, though I've heard in the daytime it just looks like a scar...But that's ok because the triforce on Links hand is supposed to be kind of like a scar!  :P
Maybe I'll get whichever one glows more, more glowy power...  :P
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 26, 2009, 03:00:25 PM
CHANGE SUBJECT!
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: TP Zelda on March 26, 2009, 03:04:38 PM
nah
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 26, 2009, 03:06:35 PM
...

Women suck.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: TP Zelda on March 26, 2009, 03:07:39 PM
poor katie  :'(
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 26, 2009, 03:09:03 PM
I changed it.

All other women other than you and kate suck.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: TP Zelda on March 26, 2009, 03:53:31 PM
:OOOO
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 26, 2009, 03:55:47 PM
Why do women suck?
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: TP Zelda on March 26, 2009, 04:01:03 PM
No, I was wondering why I was int here....  ::)
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 26, 2009, 05:57:32 PM
So uh, that didn't work well...

I was expecting a response by tacheon.

So uh...

Burns.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: TP Zelda on March 26, 2009, 06:21:57 PM
Ha.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 26, 2009, 06:27:33 PM
Okay one Time I caught both my hands on fire shortly after applying mosquito spray.

Pretty fun.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: TP Zelda on March 26, 2009, 06:53:03 PM
LOL!!!!!
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: Uximadesk on March 26, 2009, 06:54:01 PM
Too bad.
One time a wave dragged me all over the sea floor, giving some marks that looked like Naruto whiskers.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: TP Zelda on March 26, 2009, 06:55:44 PM
REALLY?
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: Uximadesk on March 26, 2009, 06:59:30 PM
yes, but only for like a week
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: TP Zelda on March 26, 2009, 07:02:10 PM
Darn... XD
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 26, 2009, 07:10:21 PM
Wow...

That's funny.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: Pale Dim on March 27, 2009, 06:15:54 PM
I have several stories I'm going to tell you at one time. These are all from my Bike trip.

In the pre-ride to a campsite, I caught my bike on the side of the road, and flipped over several times. I got scars all over my body, the back of my shirt was torn, and, for some reason, I had something on my knee that I think was a spider bite. Don't know how it got there. It's gone now. But the scars, they remain.
Throughout the rest of the actual trip, I had several other crashes, tumbles, near-crash experiences with cars, and a near flight while going down a 10 degree hill. All my scars are still visible, but not as easy to see anymore.
-Going down a very twisting hill with a speed limit of 20 miles per hour, while going down at a speed of 25. One person almost went over the guardrails, and I went into a bush as a big, blue blur. I honestly thought I was dead. However, I did not like it when the group voted that as the funniest crash on the trip. *sigh*
-A nice, straight road, when a piece of debris, known to us as a small, thick stick, randomly came out of nowhere, and I skid along my side as a result.
-On a rainy day, we were going down a highway, and I crash into a pole that was supposed to prevent traffic from going off the side. OUCH. I blacked out, and woke up on the side of the road, and my bike was still making 360s in midair. I look back, and I think about how cool my bike looked in that position.
These are not in order, by the way.
Title: Re: OKAY NOW I'M-
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 27, 2009, 07:13:15 PM
That last one sounds so epic.

Today I saw a murder mystery dinner play.