Because we need another Zelda game here. It's pretty simple, just think up funny and entertaining Zelda puns, or plays on words. I'll start:
Sharp's Concerto in MM: Musical Malady
See? Simple.
May the Triforce be with you.
The Twilight Realm Tower of Ganon
All the haters still dare to say that Nintendo has a one track mind for catering to the casual market these days
Father: Mah boi. I think it's time to go inside.
Child: Squadallah I'm off!
"Help me Link-Wan. You're my only hope!"
(Yes. I went there. haha)
You have my sword.
And my bow.
And my HOOKSHOT!
*Gimil flies off into the distance*
WHHHEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
Those terrorists can't wait to bomb some Americans.
*Link and Midna slowly walk into the throne room. Lightning booms outside in the distance. The head of a broken statue lays on the floor. Link and Midna stare at the stone head, then look up to see a motionless Zelda, floating inside a Triforce sculpture.*
Link: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
Midna: (At no one) You (censored)!
Well I've lost all hope for comedy.
Quote from: MagmarFire on April 26, 2009, 05:09:01 PM
May the Triforce be with you.
Too obvious.
Quote from: Kixash on December 30, 2009, 12:38:00 AM
Well I've lost all hope for comedy.
Yep.
Quote from: Colonel Roy Mustang on April 26, 2009, 05:39:55 PM
All the haters still dare to say that Nintendo has a one track mind for catering to the casual market these days
The best one here, but the pun shouldn't have been italicized and bolded, like so (see above modified quote); you shouldn't have to point out puns unless they're obscure references.
Quote from: Teadrinkinglooney on June 23, 2009, 07:03:44 AM
You have my sword.
And my bow.
And my HOOKSHOT!
*Gimil flies off into the distance*
WHHHEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
That's more like parody.
Quote from: Kixash on December 30, 2009, 12:38:00 AM
Well I've lost all hope for comedy.
Hey, Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.
Even though he was Blind, he was always a head of things
Ganon: Must, have, the precioussss...
Quote from: ZetpaXLD on January 08, 2010, 10:42:18 PM
Ganon: My precioussss...
fix'd.
It appeared that Ganondorf might actually win the battle, and all of Hyrule would be plunged in darkness. However, that was all changed when Link pulled out...
...the Fishing rod.