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Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: Gamefreak on August 11, 2009, 06:44:34 PM

Title: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Gamefreak on August 11, 2009, 06:44:34 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on August 11, 2009, 06:25:37 PM
Really, you guys are complaining about this?

And not the Hanna Montana movie?

...

What the heck, man? :P

Let's complain about it!
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 11, 2009, 07:38:25 PM
that movie came out a while ago chief
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on August 11, 2009, 07:48:36 PM
OMG!!! I totally freaking LOVVVVEEEE HANNNNNNAAAAHHH MONTANNNNNAAA!!!

(sorry. I work in a store that worships her. And I have to act like that on a regular basis)
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: MagmarFire on August 11, 2009, 08:11:01 PM
Quote from: Commodore Spade on August 11, 2009, 07:38:25 PM
that movie came out a while ago chief

Then darn it, we should've complained about it sooner! :P
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 11, 2009, 08:17:01 PM
well i thought it was a delightful romp

i give it three out of five swirly-eyed links

:-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 11, 2009, 10:22:17 PM
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on August 11, 2009, 07:48:36 PM
OMG!!! I totally freaking LOVVVVEEEE HANNNNNNAAAAHHH MONTANNNNNAAA!!!

(sorry. I work in a store that worships her. And I have to act like that on a regular basis)
Pffft, screw the store.  I'll hate Hannah Montana if I want to.

...

I have this horrible feeling that once someone finally hires me, I won't be able to hold down a job.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: darkphantomime on August 11, 2009, 10:24:11 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on August 11, 2009, 10:22:17 PM
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on August 11, 2009, 07:48:36 PM
OMG!!! I totally freaking LOVVVVEEEE HANNNNNNAAAAHHH MONTANNNNNAAA!!!

(sorry. I work in a store that worships her. And I have to act like that on a regular basis)
Pffft, screw the store.  I'll hate Hannah Montana if I want to.

...

I have this horrible feeling that once someone finally hires me, I won't be able to hold down a job.

*drinks to that*
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Twilight Wolf on August 12, 2009, 02:19:43 AM
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on August 11, 2009, 07:48:36 PM
OMG!!! I totally freaking LOVVVVEEEE HANNNNNNAAAAHHH MONTANNNNNAAA!!!

(sorry. I work in a store that worships her. And I have to act like that on a regular basis)

What would happen if someone asked you a question only a true Hannah Montana fan would know? Then your secret would be out and you might be out of a job.

Bottom line, kids, be yourself. Don't be what others want you to be.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on August 12, 2009, 04:01:05 AM
haha. I'd make something up and mislead today's youth. idc.
I don't enjoy her either
and the fact that im the black sheep of the store, the "negative nancy" if you will, makes up for that nonsense.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Mysterious F. on August 12, 2009, 05:26:20 PM
Nothing more than a two-hour commercial. Worthless.  ::)
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on August 12, 2009, 05:29:44 PM
Yeah, I hated that movie.

(lol I didn't actually see it.)
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Mysterious F. on August 12, 2009, 05:31:12 PM
You honestly think any of us went to see it?
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: gannon666 on August 12, 2009, 05:37:36 PM
Well, I saw it.  Go Hannah Montana!
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 12, 2009, 07:14:12 PM
finally some fresh new insight on this whole "hannah montana" situation
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Mysterious F. on August 12, 2009, 07:33:56 PM
I'm not into overly-preppy Disney-sponsored music, sorry. I prefer early-90's rock, like Nirvana.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Deku on August 12, 2009, 08:10:46 PM
I didn't know she came out with a movie. Should have guessed, really.
Never was a fan of her, and my sister only recently started hating her.
Nonetheless, it makes me happy to never have to hear the best of both worlds again ???
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 12, 2009, 09:14:34 PM
So, like, did the Internet not exist when Miley Cyrus decided she wanted to be a famous singer?  Because I have yet to hear about the paparazzi hounding after Internet celebs.

Oh, but wait, then there would be no melodrama if she chose the obvious choice.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 12, 2009, 09:23:36 PM
bwuh ???

what on earth are you talking about hns
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Twilight Wolf on August 13, 2009, 09:19:41 PM
Quote from: Commodore Spade on August 12, 2009, 09:23:36 PM
bwuh ???

what on earth are you talking about hns

QFT
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: captainfalconeedfoodbadly on August 20, 2009, 12:50:41 PM
... i hate mannah hontana
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Mysterious F. on August 20, 2009, 12:54:39 PM
Hannah Montana is recognized as a threat to world security in seven countries.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on August 20, 2009, 12:58:43 PM
I believe your looking for the word continent. Not country.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: MagmarFire on August 20, 2009, 02:17:59 PM
^ Ooh, good one. :P
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on August 20, 2009, 03:30:01 PM
I wish I could Draw explosions.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Pale Dim on August 20, 2009, 03:58:39 PM
I honestly think she is turning into the Britney Spears of the Millennium. She is clearly a teenage girl trying to exploit herself to the world, just like Britney was in the not-so-good old days, and eventually, she's going to hit puberty (if she hasn't already), and then she's going to have menstrual cycles, and then she'll be all naggy, then begin yelling at people over broadcast TV, telling us to pay attention to her, etc., and that would probably be her downfall. Then, she's going to find herself half-naked, in her 30's, making love to people she doesn't even know, on stage.

And that is why I am going into voice acting, not singing.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 20, 2009, 04:03:50 PM
i don't know man

that seems pretty "out there"
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on August 20, 2009, 04:49:32 PM
Uh... I'm with Havoc.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Pale Dim on August 20, 2009, 05:01:21 PM
See? With the exception of Linkdragon0, nobody understands us "big-picture" people.

The same thing happened with Shirley Temple, except when she hit puberty, it was over. Now we have TV and footage-editing software to remove those unpleasant wrinkles that nobody under the age of 50 like.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on August 20, 2009, 05:04:13 PM
I think She's going to end up puking on stage a little while from now because of a hangover.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on August 20, 2009, 05:17:03 PM
Britney Spears is the Britney Spears of the Millennium.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on August 20, 2009, 05:17:30 PM
No u
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Pale Dim on August 20, 2009, 05:19:20 PM
Quote from: Linkdragon0 on August 20, 2009, 05:17:30 PM
No Happytime Harley

There I fixed it
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 20, 2009, 05:19:54 PM
that guy owned
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on August 20, 2009, 05:20:15 PM
...

Okay...

Sure...

*ASPLODES*
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Twilight Wolf on August 20, 2009, 05:33:27 PM
Quote from: Commodore Spade on August 20, 2009, 05:19:54 PM
that guy owned at getting himself banned
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on August 20, 2009, 05:34:08 PM
Fix'd
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Pale Dim on August 20, 2009, 05:37:47 PM
That looks good as new, actually. :)
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on August 20, 2009, 05:40:01 PM
Better than before.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 20, 2009, 05:52:53 PM
actually he ruled

i remember one time he got pissy at me and made a bunch of passive agressive threads about "some guy" lol
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 21, 2009, 12:08:51 AM
Quote from: 2nd Lieutenant Jean Havoc on August 20, 2009, 03:58:39 PM
I honestly think she is turning into the Britney Spears of the Millennium. She is clearly a teenage girl trying to exploit herself to the world, just like Britney was in the not-so-good old days, and eventually, she's going to hit puberty (if she hasn't already), and then she's going to have menstrual cycles, and then she'll be all naggy, then begin yelling at people over broadcast TV, telling us to pay attention to her, etc., and that would probably be her downfall. Then, she's going to find herself half-naked, in her 30's, making love to people she doesn't even know, on stage.

And that is why I am going into voice acting, not singing.
I'm pretty sure they made a big deal about Miley turning 16.  If she hadn't hit puberty by now, then she must be a robot.  And we all know we must destroy the robots now before they become smarter than us and revolt.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: MagmarFire on August 21, 2009, 11:25:40 AM
You want to know the best way to defeat her, then?

exit(0);

This information isn't safe. Use it at your own risk.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Pale Dim on August 23, 2009, 10:53:16 AM
0.0 I think her recent show included a poll dance....
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 23, 2009, 03:16:03 PM
a-maize-ing

haha get it ?
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: DW on August 24, 2009, 06:40:32 PM
I find it ironic that it's about to be watched ten feet from me right now. My sister put loads of junk on our Flixster list, so now all we're getting is crap like this.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: darkphantomime on August 24, 2009, 06:45:47 PM
Quote from: Shika on August 24, 2009, 06:40:32 PM
I find it ironic that it's about to be watched ten feet from me right now. My sister put loads of junk on our Flixster list, so now all we're getting is crap like this.

Protip: Use a lighter on the underside of the crappy movies. Instant win.
Title: Re: The Hannah Montana Movie
Post by: DW on August 24, 2009, 06:49:16 PM
I think that may cause legal action