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Title: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 21, 2009, 09:00:17 PM
Hello, I am Dr. C.H. Axilon of the esteemed Institute for Internal Informatics, or III. Some of you might already know me as forums member "Commodore" (a.k.a. "Commie" or "Commadore").

I am in need of subjects for a psychological experiment being conducted at the III. The experiment will consist of having you write out answers based on written questions, as well as visual and aural stimuli. These questions will be given to you via the forums' "Private Message" function in addition to topics in the Chatboard. You answers, likewise, will then be given to me via the forums' "Private Message" function.

If you wish to apply to be a member of the experiment, then please send me a "Private Message" application detailing your interest.

[1]Note: The first round of questions will be sent out on Monday August 24, 2009. Applications not received by then will be discarded.
[2]Note: Sending in an application by the deadline does not guarantee your participation in the experiment.
[3]Note: All "Private Messages" regarding the experiment must be appended with the Subject: "EXPERIMENT", or they will be discarded

This topic will be left open for any questions (ethical or otherwise) on the experiment, as well as general discussion regarding the experiment.

Thank you.
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on August 21, 2009, 09:09:15 PM
What kind of questions?
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 21, 2009, 09:16:57 PM
General knowledge questions.
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 21, 2009, 09:18:15 PM
Is this for school?
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on August 21, 2009, 09:19:32 PM
Or something a bit more twisted?
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 21, 2009, 09:21:58 PM
If you had read the OP, you would have realized that I am with the Institute for Internal Informatics, a highly esteemed organization.
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on August 21, 2009, 09:23:43 PM
So something twisted?
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 21, 2009, 09:24:52 PM
Coming from you, Commodore, I question the Institute's existence.
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 21, 2009, 09:29:02 PM
Any other information I could give you is highly classified.

And, if you feel the experiment is somehow flawed or faulty in someway, then you are of course free to not participate.
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on August 21, 2009, 09:30:55 PM
:O
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: darkphantomime on August 21, 2009, 09:59:22 PM
Sign me up, baby!
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on August 21, 2009, 10:00:22 PM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on August 21, 2009, 09:59:22 PM
Sign me up, baby!
*sigh*
Silly goose
You are supposed to utilize the Private message function.
Geez. ...
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: MagmarFire on August 22, 2009, 08:42:48 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on August 21, 2009, 09:24:52 PM
Coming from you, Commodore, I question the Institute's existence.

Considering the fact that he's not typing in all lowercase letters, it might be legit.

But then again, since this is the Chatboard, that might raise some suspicion...
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on August 22, 2009, 08:44:43 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on August 22, 2009, 08:42:48 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on August 21, 2009, 09:24:52 PM
Coming from you, Commodore, I question the Institute's existence.

Considering the fact that he's not typing in all lowercase letters, it might be legit.

But then again, since this is the Chatboard, that might raise some suspicion...
How incredibly true.
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 22, 2009, 09:39:43 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on August 22, 2009, 08:42:48 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on August 21, 2009, 09:24:52 PM
Coming from you, Commodore, I question the Institute's existence.

Considering the fact that he's not typing in all lowercase letters, it might be legit.

But then again, since this is the Chatboard, that might raise some suspicion...
That is indeed the reason I am suspicious of this Institute.
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Mysterious F. on August 22, 2009, 09:44:37 PM
Tell me what you're doing, or bad things will happen.  :)
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 22, 2009, 09:48:36 PM
A psychological experiment.

In the future you might want to read threads before commenting.
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on August 22, 2009, 09:49:55 PM
oh burn.
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Mysterious F. on August 23, 2009, 10:04:22 AM
I meant SPECIFIC details!!!!!!!!!  8)
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: darkphantomime on August 23, 2009, 10:05:23 AM
If you wanted specific details, you should've sent him a pm requesting to go with the experiment.
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Mysterious F. on August 23, 2009, 10:39:46 AM
I want to know everything about these experiments before I go along with them.
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Keaton on August 23, 2009, 03:57:03 PM
wat
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 23, 2009, 09:07:35 PM
Just so everybody realizes, the application deadline is up.

NO MORE APPLICATIONS
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on August 23, 2009, 09:09:15 PM
hmmm. I wonder how many people actually applied :P lol.
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 23, 2009, 09:13:28 PM
Over 9000 people.
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 23, 2009, 09:15:00 PM
*cue Internet memes*
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on August 23, 2009, 09:19:36 PM
orly?
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 23, 2009, 09:20:04 PM
yarly

Just not that one.
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on August 23, 2009, 09:23:11 PM
darn...
































SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPZ?
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Commodore Axilon on August 23, 2009, 09:28:23 PM
i liek bidoof :3

him loo k like a bevar or sormthing
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 23, 2009, 09:29:26 PM
Bidoof is an abomination.  They eat innocent children.
Title: Re: *!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on August 23, 2009, 09:30:50 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on August 23, 2009, 09:29:26 PM
Bidoof is an abomination.  They eat innocent children.
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and that is a bad thing, HOW?

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