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Title: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on September 07, 2009, 10:15:54 PM
1)  People screaming bloody murder over a bug in the wee hours of the night
2)  The water being turned off at least once a week because the drains in the showers have been clogged with hair.
3)  Girls being assaulted over missing fingernail polish
4)  Accessorizing to match pajamas when worn to class
5)  Dumb girls plugging Ethernet cords into phone jacks
6)  impromptu hair cuts on a daily basis
7)  stuffed animals are used as pillows
8)  multiple surge protectors in a room
9)  screaming PINGAS whenever a man comes in the dorm
10)  fawning over any boy when they are on campus



More to come in the near future. I just thought that I would share =]

MOD EDIT: Not sure if this constitutes as too inappropriate, but just to be safe...
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: DW on September 07, 2009, 10:20:41 PM
/me jots this down.

It'll come in handy when I go to school.
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: Keaton on September 08, 2009, 12:03:58 AM
pics or it didn't happen
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on September 08, 2009, 05:14:09 AM
indeed, indeed.
Pics may be forthcoming :P
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: Hi no Seijin on September 08, 2009, 05:27:49 AM
This is interesting information to know.  I must find some way to apply it to everyday life.
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on September 08, 2009, 10:12:08 AM
Yes indeed
I have more information that I will share after my last class tonight
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: Uximadesk on September 08, 2009, 04:22:05 PM
Can you repeat that last point you made? I might have misread it because when something is too good to be true is usually because it isn't
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on September 08, 2009, 07:12:20 PM
revision of last statement:
They fawn over any boy who comes on campus with the following: 
     1).  Good personal hygiene
     2).  no girlfriend
     3).  no creeper tendencies
     4).  slightest bit good looking
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: Twilight Wolf on September 08, 2009, 07:14:34 PM
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on September 07, 2009, 10:15:54 PM8)  multiple surge protectors in a room

I've got all my stuff plugged into surge protectors. Keeps them safer,  you know?
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on September 08, 2009, 07:17:32 PM
Quote from: Twilight Wolf on September 08, 2009, 07:14:34 PM
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on September 07, 2009, 10:15:54 PM8)  multiple surge protectors in a roo

I've got all my stuff plugged into surge protectors. Keeps them safer,  you know?
by multiple surge protectors i mean like 8 in a room
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: Gamefreak on September 09, 2009, 04:13:26 AM
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on September 08, 2009, 07:12:20 PM
revision of last statement:
They fawn over any boy who comes on campus with the following: 
     1).  Good personal hygiene
     2).  no girlfriend
     3).  no creeper tendencies
     4).  slightest bit good looking

I might just barely qualify!
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on September 09, 2009, 04:24:33 AM
Quote from: Gamefreak on September 09, 2009, 04:13:26 AM
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on September 08, 2009, 07:12:20 PM
revision of last statement:
They fawn over any boy who comes on campus with the following: 
     1).  Good personal hygiene
     2).  no girlfriend
     3).  no creeper tendencies
     4).  slightest bit good looking

I might just barely qualify!
yes, indeed you would ^_^ haha
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: Keaton on September 09, 2009, 08:20:38 PM
I'm pretty hot too, and only a minimal creeper.
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: darkphantomime on September 09, 2009, 08:39:49 PM
Quote from: Davy Jones on September 09, 2009, 08:20:38 PM
I'm pretty hot too, and only a minimal creeper.

the fake is a lie!
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: Pyrgusfinn on September 09, 2009, 08:47:04 PM
haha
all of you would :P
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: MagmarFire on September 15, 2009, 06:20:53 PM
Quote from: JQ Pickwick on September 09, 2009, 08:39:49 PM
the fake is a lie!

Ah, but pi is the truth.

Oh, wait, you said fake. Drat. >.>
Title: Re: Things to expect at an all girl's school
Post by: TP Zelda on September 15, 2009, 06:21:54 PM
hahahahahahahaahhahahha