The Desert Colossus

Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Deku on October 10, 2009, 09:58:11 AM

Title: Bin Laden Threatens Israel
Post by: Deku on October 10, 2009, 09:58:11 AM
So we all know Osama is a pretty smart guy. But I didn't expect him to go this far. He knows that most of America are Christian people. He knows as well that most of us know the bible and the events it foretells. He decided to warn us that if we attacked him, he would attack Israel. In the bible, it states that when Israel is attacked, God will take the Christians to heaven, and the world begin its descent to the end. So what to do now? Osama isn't the first person to threaten Israel. This has happened a lot in the past. but nobody has ever carried out their threat on Israel. So what do we decide to do? Surge anyways, and hope he doesn't make his threat a reality? Or sit back and let him do what he wants? Discuss.

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Title: Re: Bin Laden Threatens Israel
Post by: Gamefreak on October 10, 2009, 10:08:42 AM
Actually, if I recall correctly, God will take the Jews to Heaven first.
Title: Re: Bin Laden Threatens Israel
Post by: Deku on October 10, 2009, 10:11:40 AM
That would make more sense, seeing as how they've been through quite enough already :P
Title: Re: Bin Laden Threatens Israel
Post by: darkphantomime on October 10, 2009, 10:17:11 AM
I honestly don't think Bin laden has the means to carry out any truly large scale attacks against Israel. Honestly, Iran is a bigger threat than Bin Laden currently.

In other words, just apocalyptic gibberish.
Title: Re: Bin Laden Threatens Israel
Post by: Mysterious F. on October 10, 2009, 04:17:12 PM
Wait, Israel HAS been attacked multiple times, even after the fall of the Roman Empire! Remember when the Muslim Empire attacked, and conquered, Israel? Or the Crusaders? Or the Mamluks? Or the Mongols? Or the Turks? Or the British? Or the Muslim countries surrounding Israel ever since it gained independence?

Face it, Israel has been attacked SO many times already that none of us would have even been born if the "prophecy" was true.