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Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: Keaton on November 13, 2009, 10:11:09 AM

Title: So a priest, a rabbi, and an atheist all walk into a bar.
Post by: Keaton on November 13, 2009, 10:11:09 AM
They go up to the bartender and the bartender tells them that they lost the game.
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Post by: MagmarFire on November 13, 2009, 12:29:03 PM
Gee, thanks, Tach. I was winning the game, too. :(
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Post by: Darth Wyndisis on November 13, 2009, 05:01:07 PM
I didn't lose the game.  I was the bartender.
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Post by: Pale Dim on November 13, 2009, 06:17:01 PM
I don't get it.
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Post by: Uximadesk on November 13, 2009, 06:18:13 PM
And that's why you win
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Post by: MagmarFire on November 13, 2009, 06:57:53 PM
i hate you all :(
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 13, 2009, 09:22:58 PM
Tacheon, I'm writing you out of my grandmother's will.
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Post by: MagmarFire on November 13, 2009, 09:24:48 PM
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on November 13, 2009, 09:22:58 PM
Tacheon, I'm writing you out of my grandmother's will.

I lol'd. :P
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 13, 2009, 09:31:31 PM
Really?  I didn't think that would actually be funny.
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Post by: MagmarFire on November 13, 2009, 09:42:32 PM
I laugh at a lot of things, don't you know? :P
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Post by: Pyrgusfinn on November 13, 2009, 10:04:22 PM
Quote from: Etaxhnoc on November 13, 2009, 10:11:09 AM
They go up to the bartender and the bartender tells them that they lost the game.
D-I-V-O-R-C-E
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Post by: Keaton on November 14, 2009, 08:57:29 AM
worth it
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Post by: Pyrgusfinn on November 14, 2009, 04:11:00 PM
*sadface*
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 14, 2009, 08:57:01 PM
Aw, poor Pyrgus.  Do you need a hug?
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Post by: MagmarFire on November 14, 2009, 09:39:07 PM
*hugs Pyrgus*

Beat you to it, HnS. >:D
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Post by: Pyrgusfinn on November 14, 2009, 10:21:16 PM
='[
thanks guys. I'm totally open to all hugs.
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Post by: Keaton on November 15, 2009, 07:52:15 AM
my hugs are best
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Post by: Pyrgusfinn on November 15, 2009, 09:44:34 AM
When you hug me I lose the game.
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Post by: MagmarFire on November 15, 2009, 09:45:02 AM
Quote from: Etaxhnoc on November 15, 2009, 07:52:15 AM
my hugs are best

you want to bet on that ? *competitive glare*
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Post by: darkphantomime on November 15, 2009, 10:16:12 AM
That's perfectly fine, except I'm the only one here who's hugged her in real life.

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Post by: MagmarFire on November 15, 2009, 11:35:15 AM
I BET I CAN HUG BETTER THAN ALL OF YOUSE!!! D'X

*goes into corner*
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Post by: Pyrgusfinn on November 15, 2009, 11:50:43 AM
im so scared...
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Post by: TP Zelda on November 18, 2009, 03:04:35 AM
...the end.
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Post by: MagmarFire on November 18, 2009, 05:11:22 AM
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on November 15, 2009, 11:50:43 AM
im so scared...

=[

*goes into corner...again*
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Post by: Pyrgusfinn on November 18, 2009, 06:39:00 AM
*sadface*
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 18, 2009, 07:38:19 AM
There is no corner.  Gluttony ate it.
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Post by: MagmarFire on November 18, 2009, 07:53:32 AM
THERE IS NO SPOON
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 18, 2009, 07:56:31 AM
Exactly.  Gluttony has no self-control.
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Post by: Pyrgusfinn on November 18, 2009, 09:58:32 AM
Wow... That bites in a majorly painful fashion...
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Post by: MagmarFire on November 18, 2009, 10:53:50 AM
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on November 18, 2009, 07:56:31 AM
Exactly.  Gluttony has no self-control.

I snorted at this while someone was walking by. Thanks, HnS. XD
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 18, 2009, 09:05:27 PM
You're very welcome.
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Post by: TP Zelda on November 18, 2009, 10:45:12 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on November 18, 2009, 10:53:50 AM
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on November 18, 2009, 07:56:31 AM
Exactly.  Gluttony has no self-control.

I snorted at this while someone was walking by. Thanks, HnS. XD
u do drugz
?
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Post by: MagmarFire on November 19, 2009, 07:27:53 AM
Doing drugs in a public place? You're crazy. :P
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 19, 2009, 07:57:50 AM
It's called going to bars.
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Post by: MagmarFire on November 19, 2009, 11:25:14 AM
...Touché.
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Post by: Keaton on November 19, 2009, 01:06:37 PM
well played
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Post by: MagmarFire on November 19, 2009, 01:08:40 PM
your mom was well played
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 19, 2009, 08:55:41 PM
Now, now, there's enough mommy issues for everyone.
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Post by: TP Zelda on November 20, 2009, 04:02:57 AM
Tissues?
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 20, 2009, 06:06:28 AM
No, I don't need any, but I ought to start carrying some around.  For me, the transition from fall to winter = runny nose.
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Post by: MagmarFire on November 20, 2009, 06:07:34 AM
I think it's the same thing for me, too. It's usually when I'm riding in the cold or something, though.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on November 20, 2009, 10:17:03 AM
I never understood why snot melts in cold and freezes in heat.
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Post by: MagmarFire on November 20, 2009, 02:10:15 PM
"Freezes"? :P
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Post by: TP Zelda on November 20, 2009, 02:33:06 PM
*Gives you some issues*
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