Pretty Simple.
Just leave your famous dead baby jokes here for others to laugh at and pee themselves.
Ex.
(1)"Ew, its ugly."
"God, you must hate babies."
"What are you talking about?? I love babies, I just can't eat more than one."
(2)
What's bubbly, red, and clawing at a window?
BABY IN A MICROWAVE!!!1!
lame, but who cares?
haha =]
my friends love dead baby jokes ^_^
Why are babies and fruit similar?
Because they are both easier to fit in a blender after they have been cut up.
Now this time, I almost peed myself.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
Watermelons don't cry when they're cut in half. :o
What's small, red and goes 60 MPH?
A baby in a blender. :-[
I hate my braces.
Why?
The baby's hair gets stuck in them. ???
I love you!
What's the difference between a dead baby and my newborn baby sister?
NOTHING!!!1!
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at mph?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
I always feel awful when I tell these jokes :-*
Quote from: ZeldaVeteran on January 10, 2010, 12:43:51 AMI always feel awful when I tell these jokes :-*
I know the feeling.
Also, Water Within, just for future reference, try not to double-post when a simple edit to your post would be more appropriate; your two posts were within two minutes of each other, after all.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
depends on how hard you throw them
What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?
To see the expression on it face!
What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.
What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
Quote from: ZeldaVeteran on January 10, 2010, 12:43:51 AM
What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200 mph?
Stopping it with a shovel.
fixed
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.