I am in desperate need of someone to bask in my glory, give compliments at every turn, wish they were me, and all-around boost my ego.
WHO WILL BE MY LACKEY
All hail.
Can I have my own lackeys?
I'd rather have mooks.
Currently my only mook is a boss in mook's clothing, and my dragon-- it was originally going to be a giant space flea from nowhere but I managed to lampshade it later on.
You can name-drop all you want Mags, but I've been troping far longer than you :D
Oh, [unusual euphemism]. We all know that your mook has chronic backstabbing disorder. :P