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Title: HELP
Post by: DW on March 08, 2010, 07:24:48 PM
BILLY IS IN THE WATER HOLE

WHY DID WE PUT OUR WATER IN A HOLE

THIS WAS TERRIBLE PLANNING

HE JUST WANTED A DRINK
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 09, 2010, 02:19:45 PM
WHY IS BILLY TRYING TO SWIM IN OUR DRINKING WATER?

IT'S NOT SANITARY.

HE COULD GET SICK.

WHY IS IT IN A HOLE?
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: MagmarFire on March 09, 2010, 03:52:58 PM
WHAT SHAPE IS THE HOLE ?
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 09, 2010, 04:28:03 PM
IT'S PYRAMIDAL WITH A CIRCULAR BOTTOM.

LIKE A PARTY HAT.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Mysterious F. on March 09, 2010, 05:17:57 PM
(http://www.timfanelli.com/images/no_idea.jpg)
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 09, 2010, 05:42:07 PM
THAT'S TWO PANCAKES!

LOOK CLOSELY.

AND WE'RE TRYING TO PLAN A WAY TO MAKE A MORE EFFICIENT WATER SYSTEM. MAYBE WITH PIPES.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 09, 2010, 08:22:38 PM
GET LADDIE!
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: DW on March 09, 2010, 10:43:22 PM
I GUESS WE THOUGHT IT WOULD STOP THE WATER FROM GETTING AWAY

BUT REALLY ALL IT DID WAS MAKE IT HARD TO GET TO

A GOOD ARCHITECT SAVES LIVES
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Keaton on March 10, 2010, 07:07:46 AM
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH NEW WATER HOLE
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 10, 2010, 07:34:58 AM
BILLY MAYS?

WE SHOULD BUY THIS WATERHOLE.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Pea-Tear Griffin on March 10, 2010, 08:34:59 AM
BILLY MAYS COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD AND YOU QUESTION WHAT HE'S SELLING!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!!1!
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 10, 2010, 08:51:27 AM
HE WASN'T QUESTIONING IT!  HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE MY PLASTIC SURGEON!
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: MagmarFire on March 10, 2010, 08:59:43 AM
WHAT DOES YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 10, 2010, 11:08:54 AM
PLASTIC SURGERY IS VERY PROFITABLE BUSINESS.

SO I ALWAYS BUY FROM BILLY MAYS.

HE'S AWESOME.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Pea-Tear Griffin on March 10, 2010, 11:10:35 AM
THIS ARGUMENT IS VALID.... YOU MAY PROCEED
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 10, 2010, 11:26:08 AM
PLASTIC SURGEONS.

CREATING GOOD BEWBIES FOR YEARS.

YOU KNOW YOU LIEK OUR WORK.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 10, 2010, 07:19:33 PM
Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on March 09, 2010, 05:42:07 PM
THAT'S TWO PANCAKES!

LOOK CLOSELY.

AND WE'RE TRYING TO PLAN A WAY TO MAKE A MORE EFFICIENT WATER SYSTEM. MAYBE WITH PIPES.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BRILLIANT IDEA.  JUST MAKE SURE THE PIPES ARE MADE OUT OF PURE LEAD AND DON'T INCLUDE A WATER TREATMENT SYSTEM AS IT WILL ONLY SLOW THINGS DOWN.

ALSO PLASTIC SURGERY IS A VERY GOOD THING.  IT ALLOWS DECENT LOOKING PEOPLE WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEMS TO DESTROY THEIR APPEARANCES AND THINK THEY LOOK COOL.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 10, 2010, 08:16:39 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 10, 2010, 08:59:43 AM
WHAT DOES YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
EVERYTHING!
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 11, 2010, 07:56:18 AM
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on March 10, 2010, 07:19:33 PM
Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on March 09, 2010, 05:42:07 PM
THAT'S TWO PANCAKES!

LOOK CLOSELY.

AND WE'RE TRYING TO PLAN A WAY TO MAKE A MORE EFFICIENT WATER SYSTEM. MAYBE WITH PIPES.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BRILLIANT IDEA.  JUST MAKE SURE THE PIPES ARE MADE OUT OF PURE LEAD AND DON'T INCLUDE A WATER TREATMENT SYSTEM AS IT WILL ONLY SLOW THINGS DOWN.

GOOD IDEA, MAYBE WE'LL ALSO LET ANIMAL DIE IN THEM SO WE CAN TASTE THE MEAT. THAT WAY WE WON'T HAVE TO EAT EITHER!

Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 10, 2010, 08:16:39 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 10, 2010, 08:59:43 AM
WHAT DOES YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
EVERYTHING!
AND NOTHING.

IT'S AMAZING LIKE THAT.

ALSO, WE'RE SO COOL RIGHT NOW.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: DW on March 11, 2010, 03:33:32 PM
Quote from: Mayuri Kurotsuchi on March 10, 2010, 07:07:46 AM
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH NEW WATER HOLE

OH I FORGOT TO MENTION WE PUT THE HOLE WHERE BILLY MAYS' GRAVE WAS

I GUESS THAT EXHUMED HIS BODY
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: MagmarFire on March 11, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 10, 2010, 08:16:39 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 10, 2010, 08:59:43 AM
WHAT DOES YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
EVERYTHING!

...OKAY! THANKS FOR PUTTING A SHOVEL IN MY BRAIN!
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 11, 2010, 06:42:55 PM
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE'VE HAD A THREAD IN ALL CAPS.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Twilight Wolf on March 11, 2010, 07:00:18 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 11, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 10, 2010, 08:16:39 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 10, 2010, 08:59:43 AM
WHAT DOES YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
EVERYTHING!

...OKAY! THANKS FOR PUTTING A SHOVEL IN MY BRAIN!

(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/9734/soldiertaunt3.png)
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: MagmarFire on March 11, 2010, 08:14:52 PM
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!!? D:
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 11, 2010, 08:38:59 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 11, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 10, 2010, 08:16:39 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 10, 2010, 08:59:43 AM
WHAT DOES YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
EVERYTHING!

...OKAY! THANKS FOR PUTTING A SHOVEL IN MY BRAIN!
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME!
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 12, 2010, 05:29:50 AM
I LOVE CAPS LOCK.

THE SOLDIER PICTURE MADE ME LAFF.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 12, 2010, 06:51:27 AM
IS THAT GORDON FREECHMAN I DON'T KNOW CAUSE I NEVER PLAYED PORTAL.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 12, 2010, 07:02:58 AM
NO IT'S JOHN FREEMAN.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: DW on March 12, 2010, 03:20:40 PM
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on March 12, 2010, 06:51:27 AM
IS THAT GORDON FREECHMAN I DON'T KNOW CAUSE I NEVER PLAYED PORTAL.

WASN'T GORDON FREEMAN IN THE BUCKET LIST I LIKED THAT
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 12, 2010, 03:42:53 PM
NO THAT WAS MORGAN NICHOLSON
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 13, 2010, 10:31:31 AM
HELP MY KEYBOARD IS STUCK ON CAPS
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: MagmarFire on March 13, 2010, 11:07:00 AM
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR PAIN.

WHICH MEANS IT'S COOL.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 13, 2010, 11:10:15 AM
I THOUGHT IS WAS CAPS LOCK IS COOL CONTROL FOR CRUISE

WHICH MEANS IT'S PAIN.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: MagmarFire on March 13, 2010, 11:27:13 AM
NOW YOU'RE JUST TALKING SILLY.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 13, 2010, 11:30:53 AM
HOW ABOUT A RIDDLE.

A BOY DROPS A WICKER BALL IN TO HOLE. THE HOLE IS AN INCH WIDE AND SEVERAL INCHES DEEP. THE BOY THINKS FOR A MOMENT.

HE HAS AN IDEA AND RETRIEVES HIS BALL.

HOW DOES HE DO IT?

PLEASE TRY AND ANSWER THIS RIDDLE.

AFTER THERE ARE 3 GUESSES I'LL TELL YOU HOW.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 13, 2010, 07:14:14 PM
PORTALS
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 13, 2010, 07:31:53 PM
NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS!

NOT THE ANSWER I'M LOOKING FOR. HOW ABOUT THIS, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HE HAS.

A FOOT AND A HALF OF STRING, A PENCIL, AND NO PORTAL GUN.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 13, 2010, 08:21:50 PM
HE GOES TO CHINA AND DIGS A HOLE FOR THE BALL TO FALL THROUGH

THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Pale Dim on March 13, 2010, 10:04:53 PM
HE REACHES IN AND PICKS UP THE BALL.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 14, 2010, 07:54:14 AM
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 13, 2010, 08:21:50 PM
HE GOES TO CHINA AND DIGS A HOLE FOR THE BALL TO FALL THROUGH

THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO

GOOD IDEA BUT NO.

Quote from: Jean Havoc on March 13, 2010, 10:04:53 PM
HE REACHES IN AND PICKS UP THE BALL.

HE DOESN'T HAS A TINY HAND.

THE ANSWER IS HE PEES IN THE HOLE AND LETS THE BALL FLOAT TO THE TOP.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 14, 2010, 08:12:09 AM
PUBLIC URINATION IS NOT FUNNY!  A MAN PEED ON MY ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME EVER SINCE!
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 14, 2010, 08:43:31 AM
Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on March 14, 2010, 07:54:14 AM
THE ANSWER IS HE PEES IN THE HOLE AND LETS THE BALL FLOAT TO THE TOP.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A FOOT AND A HALF OF STRING AND A PENCIL?
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 14, 2010, 01:09:29 PM
YOU'RE NOT USING CAPS LOCKS! >:(
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 14, 2010, 06:29:54 PM
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 14, 2010, 06:45:17 PM
Quote from: Whocares on March 14, 2010, 11:24:56 AM
I'm afraid I am lost.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 14, 2010, 06:59:49 PM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 14, 2010, 08:14:54 PM
AND HE WHIPPED ON HIS SUNGLASSES AND THEY SAID "YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: DW on March 14, 2010, 11:24:05 PM
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 14, 2010, 08:12:09 AM
PUBLIC URINATION IS NOT FUNNY!  A MAN PEED ON MY ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME EVER SINCE!

A HOMELESS LADY PEED IN FRONT OF ME A FEW WEEKS AGO IN PORTLAND
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 14, 2010, 11:28:19 PM
HOMELESS PEOPLE JUST DON'T HAVE ANY SHAME, DO THEY?
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: MagmarFire on March 15, 2010, 01:35:06 PM
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 14, 2010, 08:14:54 PM
AND HE WHIPPED ON HIS SUNGLASSES AND THEY SAID "GAME OVER, YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

FIX'D.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Twilight Wolf on March 15, 2010, 04:50:35 PM
SEGA RALLY REFERENCE FOR THE WIN!
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Keaton on March 15, 2010, 06:19:03 PM
O HAY GUISE WHATS GOIN ON IN THIS THREAD
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 15, 2010, 06:24:49 PM
NOT MUCH DUD
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 15, 2010, 08:09:36 PM
Quote from: Edward Elric on March 15, 2010, 04:50:35 PM
Sega Rally reference for the win!
UR DOIN IT RONG!!!!!
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on March 16, 2010, 03:46:49 AM
NOT ANYMORE IT'S BEEN FIXED.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: MagmarFire on March 16, 2010, 06:07:21 AM
Quote from: Edward Elric on March 15, 2010, 04:50:35 PM
SEGA RALLY REFERENCE FOR THE WIN!

(http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=https://people.mozilla.com/~dolske/tmp/awesome.png&usg=AFQjCNEiMc9hvTrrC3jrywVYPcZTZRZZFA)
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Hi no Seijin on March 16, 2010, 08:44:13 AM
HURRAY FOR EXTRA LARGE EMOTICONS!
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on March 16, 2010, 09:25:53 AM
YEY!