BILLY IS IN THE WATER HOLE
WHY DID WE PUT OUR WATER IN A HOLE
THIS WAS TERRIBLE PLANNING
HE JUST WANTED A DRINK
WHY IS BILLY TRYING TO SWIM IN OUR DRINKING WATER?
IT'S NOT SANITARY.
HE COULD GET SICK.
WHY IS IT IN A HOLE?
WHAT SHAPE IS THE HOLE ?
IT'S PYRAMIDAL WITH A CIRCULAR BOTTOM.
LIKE A PARTY HAT.
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THAT'S TWO PANCAKES!
LOOK CLOSELY.
AND WE'RE TRYING TO PLAN A WAY TO MAKE A MORE EFFICIENT WATER SYSTEM. MAYBE WITH PIPES.
GET LADDIE!
I GUESS WE THOUGHT IT WOULD STOP THE WATER FROM GETTING AWAY
BUT REALLY ALL IT DID WAS MAKE IT HARD TO GET TO
A GOOD ARCHITECT SAVES LIVES
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH NEW WATER HOLE
BILLY MAYS?
WE SHOULD BUY THIS WATERHOLE.
BILLY MAYS COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD AND YOU QUESTION WHAT HE'S SELLING!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!!1!
HE WASN'T QUESTIONING IT! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE MY PLASTIC SURGEON!
WHAT DOES YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
PLASTIC SURGERY IS VERY PROFITABLE BUSINESS.
SO I ALWAYS BUY FROM BILLY MAYS.
HE'S AWESOME.
THIS ARGUMENT IS VALID.... YOU MAY PROCEED
PLASTIC SURGEONS.
CREATING GOOD BEWBIES FOR YEARS.
YOU KNOW YOU LIEK OUR WORK.
Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on March 09, 2010, 05:42:07 PM
THAT'S TWO PANCAKES!
LOOK CLOSELY.
AND WE'RE TRYING TO PLAN A WAY TO MAKE A MORE EFFICIENT WATER SYSTEM. MAYBE WITH PIPES.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BRILLIANT IDEA. JUST MAKE SURE THE PIPES ARE MADE OUT OF PURE LEAD AND DON'T INCLUDE A WATER TREATMENT SYSTEM AS IT WILL ONLY SLOW THINGS DOWN.
ALSO PLASTIC SURGERY IS A VERY GOOD THING. IT ALLOWS DECENT LOOKING PEOPLE WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEMS TO DESTROY THEIR APPEARANCES AND THINK THEY LOOK COOL.
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 10, 2010, 08:59:43 AM
WHAT DOES YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
EVERYTHING!
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on March 10, 2010, 07:19:33 PM
Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on March 09, 2010, 05:42:07 PM
THAT'S TWO PANCAKES!
LOOK CLOSELY.
AND WE'RE TRYING TO PLAN A WAY TO MAKE A MORE EFFICIENT WATER SYSTEM. MAYBE WITH PIPES.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BRILLIANT IDEA. JUST MAKE SURE THE PIPES ARE MADE OUT OF PURE LEAD AND DON'T INCLUDE A WATER TREATMENT SYSTEM AS IT WILL ONLY SLOW THINGS DOWN.
GOOD IDEA, MAYBE WE'LL ALSO LET ANIMAL DIE IN THEM SO WE CAN TASTE THE MEAT. THAT WAY WE WON'T HAVE TO EAT EITHER!
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 10, 2010, 08:16:39 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 10, 2010, 08:59:43 AM
WHAT DOES YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
EVERYTHING!
AND NOTHING.
IT'S AMAZING LIKE THAT.
ALSO, WE'RE SO COOL RIGHT NOW.
Quote from: Mayuri Kurotsuchi on March 10, 2010, 07:07:46 AM
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH NEW WATER HOLE
OH I FORGOT TO MENTION WE PUT THE HOLE WHERE BILLY MAYS' GRAVE WAS
I GUESS THAT EXHUMED HIS BODY
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 10, 2010, 08:16:39 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 10, 2010, 08:59:43 AM
WHAT DOES YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
EVERYTHING!
...OKAY! THANKS FOR PUTTING A SHOVEL IN MY BRAIN!
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE'VE HAD A THREAD IN ALL CAPS.
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 11, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 10, 2010, 08:16:39 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 10, 2010, 08:59:43 AM
WHAT DOES YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
EVERYTHING!
...OKAY! THANKS FOR PUTTING A SHOVEL IN MY BRAIN!
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WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!!? D:
I LOVE CAPS LOCK.
THE SOLDIER PICTURE MADE ME LAFF.
IS THAT GORDON FREECHMAN I DON'T KNOW CAUSE I NEVER PLAYED PORTAL.
NO IT'S JOHN FREEMAN.
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on March 12, 2010, 06:51:27 AM
IS THAT GORDON FREECHMAN I DON'T KNOW CAUSE I NEVER PLAYED PORTAL.
WASN'T GORDON FREEMAN IN THE BUCKET LIST I LIKED THAT
NO THAT WAS MORGAN NICHOLSON
HELP MY KEYBOARD IS STUCK ON CAPS
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR PAIN.
WHICH MEANS IT'S COOL.
I THOUGHT IS WAS CAPS LOCK IS COOL CONTROL FOR CRUISE
WHICH MEANS IT'S PAIN.
NOW YOU'RE JUST TALKING SILLY.
HOW ABOUT A RIDDLE.
A BOY DROPS A WICKER BALL IN TO HOLE. THE HOLE IS AN INCH WIDE AND SEVERAL INCHES DEEP. THE BOY THINKS FOR A MOMENT.
HE HAS AN IDEA AND RETRIEVES HIS BALL.
HOW DOES HE DO IT?
PLEASE TRY AND ANSWER THIS RIDDLE.
AFTER THERE ARE 3 GUESSES I'LL TELL YOU HOW.
PORTALS
NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS!
NOT THE ANSWER I'M LOOKING FOR. HOW ABOUT THIS, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HE HAS.
A FOOT AND A HALF OF STRING, A PENCIL, AND NO PORTAL GUN.
HE GOES TO CHINA AND DIGS A HOLE FOR THE BALL TO FALL THROUGH
THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO
HE REACHES IN AND PICKS UP THE BALL.
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 13, 2010, 08:21:50 PM
HE GOES TO CHINA AND DIGS A HOLE FOR THE BALL TO FALL THROUGH
THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO
GOOD IDEA BUT NO.
Quote from: Jean Havoc on March 13, 2010, 10:04:53 PM
HE REACHES IN AND PICKS UP THE BALL.
HE DOESN'T HAS A TINY HAND.
THE ANSWER IS HE PEES IN THE HOLE AND LETS THE BALL FLOAT TO THE TOP.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
PUBLIC URINATION IS NOT FUNNY! A MAN PEED ON MY ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME EVER SINCE!
Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on March 14, 2010, 07:54:14 AM
THE ANSWER IS HE PEES IN THE HOLE AND LETS THE BALL FLOAT TO THE TOP.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A FOOT AND A HALF OF STRING AND A PENCIL?
YOU'RE NOT USING CAPS LOCKS! >:(
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
Quote from: Whocares on March 14, 2010, 11:24:56 AM
I'm afraid I am lost.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
AND HE WHIPPED ON HIS SUNGLASSES AND THEY SAID "YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 14, 2010, 08:12:09 AM
PUBLIC URINATION IS NOT FUNNY! A MAN PEED ON MY ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME EVER SINCE!
A HOMELESS LADY PEED IN FRONT OF ME A FEW WEEKS AGO IN PORTLAND
HOMELESS PEOPLE JUST DON'T HAVE ANY SHAME, DO THEY?
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 14, 2010, 08:14:54 PM
AND HE WHIPPED ON HIS SUNGLASSES AND THEY SAID "GAME OVER, YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
FIX'D.
SEGA RALLY REFERENCE FOR THE WIN!
O HAY GUISE WHATS GOIN ON IN THIS THREAD
NOT MUCH DUD
NOT ANYMORE IT'S BEEN FIXED.
Quote from: Edward Elric on March 15, 2010, 04:50:35 PM
SEGA RALLY REFERENCE FOR THE WIN!
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HURRAY FOR EXTRA LARGE EMOTICONS!
YEY!