The Desert Colossus

Zelda Lore => Theories => Topic started by: daemonsage420 on April 11, 2006, 02:24:55 PM

Title: Link would lose his virginity if he wasn't so d***ed introverted.
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 11, 2006, 02:24:55 PM
Link needs to get some.....bad. unless of course he isn't interested in girls....... :-\
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Post by: The Postman on April 11, 2006, 04:31:41 PM
THe games would be rated M if he did :-\
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Post by: Evilslayer on April 13, 2006, 08:22:11 AM
He could have me. Well, if he doesn't mind going out with other guys. :P But anyway, sexual scenes in a Zelda game would spoil it. Besides, Link is a honourable hero. He's not about to have sex before he's married.

And Link and Zelda does kiss at the end of AoL. ;)
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Post by: daemonsage420 on April 13, 2006, 11:05:47 AM
Alright, but I'll say this, put your tongue back in your mouth. It's bad manners.
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Post by: The Postman on April 14, 2006, 10:05:53 AM
Evilslayer is tring to give you some tounge  :P
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Post by: Jack on April 15, 2006, 11:26:09 PM
This has such potential to go out of bounds... please don't get TDC put on adult site filters, haha...  ;)
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Post by: Evilbob on April 16, 2006, 10:24:12 AM
at my school many sites are banned under the "RM pornography filter list" yet they contain no nudidy or stuff (that I know of) eg. www.battleon.com (http://www.battleon.com) contains nothing of that sort
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Post by: The Postman on April 19, 2006, 12:35:09 PM
Gigity gigity goo ;D
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Post by: daemonsage420 on April 19, 2006, 12:41:29 PM
Quote from: Evilslayer on April 13, 2006, 08:22:11 AM
He could have me. Well, if he doesn't mind going out with other guys. :P But anyway, sexual scenes in a Zelda game would spoil it. Besides, Link is a honourable hero. He's not about to have sex before he's married.

And Link and Zelda does kiss at the end of AoL. ;)

Are you gay? I'm not trying to be an a-hole, I'm just wondering.
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Post by: Evilbob on April 19, 2006, 01:59:56 PM
I've got nothing against anyone who is different, as long as they don't force it on other people.
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Post by: Darth Wyndisis on April 19, 2006, 03:34:26 PM
You can't even study the Holocaust from my school computers because it is linked to "Nazis" and "hate groups."  Well, duh!  But do they realize it is a part of our education?  No.
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Post by: Evilbob on April 20, 2006, 09:28:28 AM
Quote from: shadowlink13 on April 19, 2006, 03:34:26 PM
You can't even study the Holocaust from my school computers because it is linked to "Nazis" and "hate groups."  Well, duh!  But do they realize it is a part of our education?  No.
LOL
we use RM at school. they are useless
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Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 09:41:15 AM
What's RM?
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Post by: Evilbob on April 20, 2006, 11:51:56 AM
"Research missions"
they're crap
they don't do research or missions of any kind.
Title: Re:Link would lose his virginity if he wasn't so d***ed introverted.
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 11:55:01 AM
What do they do?
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Post by: Evilbob on April 20, 2006, 11:58:48 AM
I don't know.
not much, if anything...
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Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 12:13:46 PM
Heh, sounds like my lawyer.
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Post by: Evilbob on April 20, 2006, 01:06:36 PM
exept they're more pointless
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Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 01:26:31 PM
That's true.
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Post by: Evilslayer on April 21, 2006, 12:35:37 AM
QuoteAre you gay? I'm not trying to be an a-hole, I'm just wondering.

It's possible to like people of the same gender without being gay. ;)
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Post by: daemonsage420 on April 24, 2006, 12:34:42 PM
Yeeeeaaah......whatever that means.
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Post by: Evilslayer on April 25, 2006, 01:29:30 AM
It means that I'm bisexual. :P
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Post by: daemonsage420 on April 25, 2006, 07:45:02 AM
Please don't stick your tongue out at me. It's bad manners. And what you do behind closed doors is your business.
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Post by: The Postman on April 26, 2006, 03:38:02 PM
..................  :-X off topic
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Post by: Evilslayer on April 27, 2006, 03:53:25 AM
QuotePlease don't stick your tongue out at me. It's bad manners. And what you do behind closed doors is your business.

I play Zelda, that's what I do behind closed doors.
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Post by: daemonsage420 on April 27, 2006, 12:29:18 PM
Quote from: Ganon on April 11, 2006, 04:31:41 PM
THe games would be rated M if he did :-\

Well, not if they didn't show him doing the dirty deed.
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Post by: Gamefreak on April 27, 2006, 06:18:54 PM
Wow, the internet can hold interesting discussions.
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Post by: The Postman on April 28, 2006, 01:08:05 PM
And some boring ones
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Post by: Mysterious F. on May 20, 2006, 04:56:38 PM
Personnally, I think Link and Saria love each other, but don't have the courage to tell eachother at the risk of messing up their friendship.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 21, 2006, 03:01:33 PM
Jeez, Whocares, you're spoiling it.  I was having a good laugh.  But if you insist on getting back on topic, I think Saria loved Link as a son more than as a potential boyfriend.
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Post by: daemonsage420 on May 23, 2006, 03:34:30 AM
How could she love him as a son?? Didn't you see her give him those "F*** Me" eyes. And didn't you see how fast the little guy ran away from her after she gives him the Ocarina? I think someone's trying not to deal with some issues from their past.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 23, 2006, 03:59:51 AM
I interpreted them more as, "Damn!  My son is leaving me!  I'm going to miss him."  But if you insist on having them say, "F*** me," then how many other Kokiris want Link? ;D
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Post by: Mysterious F. on May 23, 2006, 04:00:54 AM
Quote from: daemonsage420 on May 23, 2006, 03:34:30 AM
How could she love him as a son?? Didn't you see her give him those "F*** Me" eyes. And didn't you see how fast the little guy ran away from her after she gives him the Ocarina? I think someone's trying not to deal with some issues from their past.
Please don't talk to me like that, It disturbs me. Oh, and they do love each other. How or why, I don't know.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 23, 2006, 04:09:50 AM
If you rather not hear talk like that, I'd advise you to post elsewhere.  I mean, look at the title of the thread.  Talk like that was bound to show up sooner or later.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on May 23, 2006, 04:12:20 AM
Sorry, but I ......, you know, I cab't think of something to say. Carry on.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 23, 2006, 04:17:28 AM
I will carry on.

Have anyone seen if Impa had Link as a love interest?  That would be really freaky. ;)
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Post by: Evilslayer on May 23, 2006, 05:30:52 AM
What would be more freaky is if the gay clowns in TP...

*silence*

I WOULD LOVE THAT!!!^_^

...

Er... just ignore that comment. It was my, uhm, alter ego, or something...O_o
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 23, 2006, 11:58:18 AM
Sure, blame the alter ego. ;)

I'm a bit worried about Nabooru.  I think that at the very least she's seven years older than him, and she wants Link.  Has she no shame?
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Post by: Evilslayer on May 24, 2006, 01:13:33 AM
She's a Gerudo. What did you expect? :P Speaking of Gerudos, I just reached a town called Anvil in the far south-western corner of Cyrodiil in the game Oblivion and I heard about an all-female gang of thieves that seduces men. Zelda cameo, anyone?O_o
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 24, 2006, 05:36:29 AM
Perhaps.  I'd bet on it.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on May 27, 2006, 06:14:08 AM
The only way it might not be true is if they are not in a desert.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on May 27, 2006, 01:38:01 PM
Going back to Saria, I've got to the part to where Saria and Link are talking in the Chamber of Sages.  I can see how Saria would want Link.  But it kind of creeps me out.  I mean, one of the Kokiris had to have raised Link, and Saria was Link's lifelong friend.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on May 29, 2006, 08:36:51 AM
Also, the part where Saria gives Link the Fairy Orcarina, she just looks at Link FOREVER and so does Link, until he runs away.
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Post by: Howl on June 02, 2006, 01:03:11 PM
lets take this too my perspective, a girl point of veiw
Zelda/Link- the most possible, besides the suitors
Ruto/Link-Link dislikes her he just needed a stone
Malon/Link- Malon wants a knight in shining armore
Saria/Link: their too young to have it and Link grows up eventully
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 03:39:45 PM
Quote from: Howl on June 02, 2006, 01:03:11 PM
Saria/Link: their too young to have it and Link grows up eventully
Who says they're too young? ;D
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Post by: alex on June 02, 2006, 05:27:34 PM
 i think link is a P I M P.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 05:29:26 PM
Of course he is.  I trained him. ;D
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Post by: Howl on June 02, 2006, 05:47:30 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 03:39:45 PM
Quote from: Howl on June 02, 2006, 01:03:11 PM
Saria/Link: their too young to have it and Link grows up eventully
Who says they're too young? ;D
I do
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 02, 2006, 07:13:00 PM
Pity I can't say what I want to say next.  I'd get banned. ;D
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Post by: Evilslayer on June 06, 2006, 11:11:07 AM
QuoteI do

Link may be too young, but I don't think Saria is. Age depends on how long you've lived, not how you look. The Kokiri looks like children, but they aren't children.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 07, 2006, 03:47:38 PM
Evilslayer makes an excellent point.
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Post by: Davros on June 09, 2006, 10:56:15 PM
Yet still a very disturbing point...
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Post by: Mysterious F. on June 09, 2006, 11:03:37 PM
I didn't mean that to sound like I want them to do it! They are in love with each other, though.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 10, 2006, 06:02:10 PM
True love leads to it anyways.
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Post by: Mysterious F. on June 10, 2006, 09:21:28 PM
Okay, unless one of them dies, or in Link's case disappears into Termina, gets out, but can't find his way to Hyrule and eventually dies.
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Post by: Davros on June 12, 2006, 09:18:58 AM
Nice idea...
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 12, 2006, 10:54:53 AM
If you don't like the thought, Whocares, you can not post here or even look at the posts.  No one is making you come here.  If these kind of thoughts disturb you, post elsewhere.
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Post by: Nabooru on June 15, 2006, 10:47:47 AM
I think that saria and link do love eachother but in a sister-brother way.I think link and nabooru would have hot babies(lol). And they could sneak it in games if one of the girls suddenly had a baby. :o
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Post by: Howl on June 17, 2006, 06:45:23 PM
Quote from: Nabooru on June 15, 2006, 10:47:47 AM
I think that saria and link do love eachother but in a sister-brother way.I think link and nabooru would have hot babies(lol). And they could sneak it in games if one of the girls suddenly had a baby. :o
:-X :o that was disturbing, and how does a race of all women have babies anyway
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Post by: Mysterious F. on June 17, 2006, 08:29:06 PM
They steal men from the Market and...
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Post by: Howl on June 17, 2006, 08:46:18 PM
......but the babies are girls and full desert
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Post by: Mysterious F. on June 17, 2006, 08:49:47 PM
Well, thet could be transvestites.
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Post by: Nabooru on June 18, 2006, 11:35:42 AM
Disturbing but completely true............Im surprised this isnt locked yet lol
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 18, 2006, 12:09:55 PM
The magic in the Gerudos blood keep them all females.
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Post by: Nabooru on June 21, 2006, 10:53:33 PM
Thats pretty cool
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Post by: Darth Wyndisis on June 21, 2006, 11:34:03 PM
I think Gerudos can go um... do their business with human and Hylian males.  All the aleals (sp?) in the Gerudo's sex cells are dominat over thos of the father, resulting in someone who is basically a pure-bred Gerudo.  Cause there was that one gossip stone that suggested that Gerudos come whoring around at Hyrule.
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Post by: Evilslayer on June 22, 2006, 02:57:17 AM
Yep. Only they said it in a more mild way so that Nintendo won't be trampled down by angry mothers. :-*

QuoteDisturbing but completely true............Im surprised this isnt locked yet lol

Don't tempt me, lol. :-*
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Post by: Anju on June 22, 2006, 03:06:58 PM
it should've been after 2-3 posts! :)
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Post by: JDog on June 22, 2006, 07:25:45 PM
Yes it should have, it's quite a disturbing thought.
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Post by: Anju on June 23, 2006, 12:45:00 PM
Gives me the shivers! :-*
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Post by: Anju on June 23, 2006, 12:50:10 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on May 21, 2006, 03:01:33 PM
Jeez, Whocares, you're spoiling it.  I was having a good laugh.  But if you insist on getting back on topic, I think Saria loved Link as a son more than as a potential boyfriend.
I know.she's older because Kokiri children live for HUNDREDS of years.Besides,Link grew up.He'd look weird walking around linking arms with a little girl.He'd be thrown in jail!Saria would die too because if a Kokiri leaves the forest,he or she will die.
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Post by: king of red lions on June 24, 2006, 06:52:54 AM
actually, if you look at the blood line, link had kids and continued the line!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 24, 2006, 09:00:22 PM
Quote from: Anju on June 23, 2006, 12:50:10 PM
I know.she's older because Kokiri children live for HUNDREDS of years.Besides,Link grew up.He'd look weird walking around linking arms with a little girl.He'd be thrown in jail!Saria would die too because if a Kokiri leaves the forest,he or she will die.
They probably die because they grow old.  I think they can leave the forest.  During the end credits, you see Mido out of Kokiri Forest, and Saria was in the Sacred Realm.

Back on topic, someone agrees with me. :D
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Post by: Anju on June 25, 2006, 11:31:53 AM
saria had to go to the Sacread Realm because shewas a sage.I don't know why Mido was at the ranch though.Now that I remember,there were other Kokiris there too.
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Post by: Evilslayer on June 26, 2006, 05:59:41 AM
They 'die' because the world outside is dangerous. :-*

QuoteI know.she's older because Kokiri children live for HUNDREDS of years.Besides,Link grew up.He'd look weird walking around linking arms with a little girl.He'd be thrown in jail!Saria would die too because if a Kokiri leaves the forest,he or she will die.

He wouldn't. To throw people in jail because they go to bed with kids is a new thing. :-*
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Post by: The Postman on June 26, 2006, 09:00:07 AM
It is discusting 4 a 41 year old 2 go 2 bed with a 8 year old!! >:(Remember Michel Jackson!!! :-\
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Post by: Nabooru on June 28, 2006, 06:31:15 PM
Whos 41 in zelda?
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 29, 2006, 05:44:04 AM
Ganondorf, probably.  Or Madam Arouma in MM.  I'd say Impa is over 40.  (I hope she doesn't slap me.)
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Post by: Evilslayer on June 29, 2006, 10:14:37 AM
QuoteIt is discusting 4 a 41 year old 2 go 2 bed with a 8 year old!!

Yes, I know that. But that wasn't my point. Besides, Saria isn't 8 years old. She's probably several centuries old.

As for Michael Jackson, we don't know he did those things. Those mothers who accused him for abusing their sons did it only because they wanted his money.

The mother who accused him ten or so years ago withdrew her accusations after he payed her.
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Post by: Nabooru on June 29, 2006, 11:25:53 PM
Whatever hes a freak
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Post by: Evilslayer on June 30, 2006, 03:06:51 AM
There I agree completely. :-*
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Post by: Davros on June 30, 2006, 06:00:40 AM
First time I've ever heard someone compare Saria to Michael Jackson... :-\
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Post by: Nabooru on June 30, 2006, 07:38:55 PM
yeah that is a bit odd...and I appriciate everyone in the world who agrees with me on that subject.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 04, 2006, 01:28:40 PM
I'm just sick of hearing about Michael Jackson entirely.

Is Saria really a few centuries year old?  I like to think that new Kokiris are formed every now and then so they won't get tired of each other.  And how do they have twins?
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Post by: Davros on July 05, 2006, 05:33:29 AM
The kokiriki were created by the Deku tree, so chances are he recreates some every now and then, rather than the species naturally breeding. Though I'm not sure how often and how many kokiriki are created.
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Post by: Darth Wyndisis on July 05, 2006, 10:43:02 AM
And I wonder what happens when they are done with their time living.  The don't die, right?  Maybe they become Forest Fairies.
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Post by: alex on July 05, 2006, 11:34:15 AM
WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH wait a sec! saria and link couldnt be together. no matter how old saria is she has the body of like an 8 year old, and link does continue his bloodline right???? so that means its impossible! link had someone else... but who? ::)
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Post by: Howl on July 05, 2006, 03:57:46 PM
one of us who is old enough to be a mole on the inside can tell us
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Post by: Evilslayer on July 06, 2006, 03:10:08 AM
QuoteThe kokiriki were created by the Deku tree, so chances are he recreates some every now and then, rather than the species naturally breeding. Though I'm not sure how often and how many kokiriki are created.

The fact that there are sibling pairings among them disproves that. Besides, just because they're physically children doesn't mean they can't breed naturally.

They only look like kids, but they aren't children.
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Post by: Davros on July 06, 2006, 06:34:20 AM
I thought they had the same physical attributes as children as well as looks, soz.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 06, 2006, 01:03:37 PM
They must all be at the point where they hit puberty. :P  (Sorry if that was too dirty :-\ )
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Post by: alex on July 06, 2006, 01:52:01 PM
then ya, i guess saria and link could be together, but ewww.

link couldnt be with zelda either! cus like their ansestors fall in love too. once again, ewww.
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Post by: Evilslayer on July 07, 2006, 05:49:34 AM
Yes, their descendants, like, HUNDRED of years ago. Guess what? If that's incest EVERY marriages are incest.

If two cousins marry it's hardly incest iin my opinion. Maybe today, but back in the Middle Ages it was normal. Especially amongst Royal/Noble Families. If the last Link in the timeline was to marry a Zelda lived hundreds of years before the next they would only be distant cousins.

And that is if the next is a direct descendant. We don't know that. I have a theory that all Links are related, but not directly. I believe all the Links can track their bloodline back to the first Link but not necassarily to each others.
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Post by: Davros on July 09, 2006, 12:36:15 AM
That would make sense...
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on July 09, 2006, 07:14:20 PM
1) Gerudo must be hookers
2) Link and Saria shoud get it on. Like for real!
3)The kokiri die when they leave the forest myth was told by the deku tree to keep protection over them
4) Ruto needs to get over the fact that link doesent like her, and never will
5)Young Link and Malon. all the way. or cremia
6)There was a certain website that got sued big time by Nintendo for Zelda porn.
7) I was searching Naruto avatars once on google, and got an extremely graphic pic of link and ruto :o
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Post by: Nabooru on July 09, 2006, 08:54:22 PM
completly off topic for a sec...whats naruto?
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 10, 2006, 05:35:35 AM
It's an anime show that ZV apparently likes.  Oops, there I go again, answering questions for other people. ;)

Quote7) I was searching Naruto avatars once on google, and got an extremely graphic pic of link and ruto
Eww. :-X :-* ???
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Post by: Anju on July 10, 2006, 07:49:51 AM
Double ewwwwwwwww.
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Post by: Nabooru on July 10, 2006, 11:51:40 AM
OK thats fabulous.
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Post by: alex on July 10, 2006, 12:05:00 PM
no, im fabulous!
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Post by: Nabooru on July 10, 2006, 12:40:28 PM
everybody is fabulous!
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Post by: Anju on July 11, 2006, 07:16:40 AM
You sure?
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Post by: Nabooru on July 11, 2006, 02:05:16 PM
I am positivly absouloutly super-duper completly not sure.
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Post by: alex on July 11, 2006, 02:33:15 PM
tdc is fabulous
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Post by: Nabooru on July 11, 2006, 03:13:18 PM
Yes way to settle it!
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 12, 2006, 09:36:05 AM
Now that that's settle, get back to topic.
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Post by: Nabooru on July 13, 2006, 11:18:00 AM
Alrighty then I bet he would if he hang around gerudo fortress long enough. ;D
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 13, 2006, 11:36:10 AM
He will, even if he doesn't want to. :P
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Post by: Nabooru on July 13, 2006, 12:36:55 PM
Thats kind of what I meant.. ;D
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Post by: Davros on July 13, 2006, 01:10:24 PM
Link just doesn't seem interested. He's too busy killing evil creatures and spirits to take an interest in girls. Also he still has the mind of a little boy in Oot so...
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on July 13, 2006, 08:42:27 PM
No, trust me link wants it. Thats why he hates ESRB as much as he does. ;D ;D
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Post by: Nabooru on July 13, 2006, 08:56:09 PM
pmg how true is that!? ;D
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Post by: ChaosEmerl on July 15, 2006, 06:36:35 AM
He was in the Temple of Light for 7 years, so he missed sex ed.  He still has the mind of a child, and all his memories are the same when he's an adult.  I'm surprised he didn't end up like Tingle.  Then again, young link was never that childish.
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Post by: Nabooru on July 15, 2006, 11:10:41 AM
Just because he has the mind of a child doesnt mean a thing, maybe hes curious...
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Post by: Anju on July 15, 2006, 11:32:39 AM
tingle's a 35 year old virgin! ;D
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Post by: Davros on July 15, 2006, 10:22:23 PM
You wish... That's excluding all the mice in that prison he was locked in during WW...
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Post by: saria.. on July 16, 2006, 12:53:41 PM
Quote from: Davros on July 15, 2006, 10:22:23 PM
You wish... That's excluding all the mice in that prison he was locked in during WW...
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww >:(
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 16, 2006, 03:11:35 PM
Well, that's what (TWW) Tingle gets for kidnapping David Jr.
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Post by: saria.. on July 16, 2006, 04:53:43 PM
yeah .
too bad you have too free him :'( :'(
those poor mice
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Post by: Nabooru on July 16, 2006, 05:15:05 PM
Were getting a little off topic here people.
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Post by: Davros on July 17, 2006, 04:18:42 AM
back on topic, If Link became an Adult in Oot and then back to a child at the end, could this effect the way he acts in MM? For instance, in MM when you protect the milk bottles from being destroyed by the Ingo brothers after being given the mask that lets you into the milk bar you get given a hug at the end. According to the text it says that Link could "get used to this" and that he feels "All warm and fuzzy inside". Also when you talk to her earlier at the ranch she asks you to "com back to the ranch when your older"...
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Post by: Anju on July 18, 2006, 01:02:13 PM
Quote from: Davros on July 17, 2006, 04:18:42 AM
back on topic, If Link became an Adult in Oot and then back to a child at the end, could this effect the way he acts in MM? For instance, in MM when you protect the milk bottles from being destroyed by the Ingo brothers after being given the mask that lets you into the milk bar you get given a hug at the end. According to the text it says that Link could "get used to this" and that he feels "All warm and fuzzy inside". Also when you talk to her earlier at the ranch she asks you to "com back to the ranch when your older"...
No one had ever hugged him.Everyone just slashed him with a sword.Cremia relized that he was responsible enough to work at the ranch.(Just like hat Talon had said.)
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Post by: Davros on July 19, 2006, 03:28:00 AM
On MM go back in time and save the milk from being destroyed by the Gorman brothers again and she doesn't give you the mask again. She hugs you. Randomly.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 19, 2006, 05:53:10 AM
She could have a thing for eleven year olds. :-[
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Post by: Anju on July 19, 2006, 06:52:04 AM
I just explained it. >:(
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 19, 2006, 01:13:07 PM
It's only a theory, Anju.  Either of us could be right.  It could be both.  Only Nintendo knows.
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Post by: Davros on July 20, 2006, 02:51:56 AM
Chances are Nintendo left it open for discussion for just this reason, so people could create their own ideas that suited them best. We'll leave it at that then. If that's all right with you of course. No, please, put that pencil down! NO, NOOOOOO!!!
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on July 23, 2006, 11:38:43 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on July 16, 2006, 03:11:35 PM
Well, that's what (TWW) Tingle gets for kidnapping David Jr.
Tingle didnt kidnap him. David jr. was a sailor who was sailing on a stormy night, his boat got wrecked, and he drifted onto tingle island shoreline. Tingle took him in, and saved him. Then David jr. woke up in those clothes, and began spinning the tower. Also, in the Minish Cap, it says that they dont know why, but david jr hangs around. And Cremia doesent have a thing for link, yet. But there were hints that suggested it. They were mentioned by Davros.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 24, 2006, 05:20:18 AM
ZV, thank you for clarifying why David Jr. is on Tingle Island.  I didn't get that far into the game to see myself, and people who have novelized (or at least the ones I read) the game didn't mention Tingle.

Anju in MM can't possibly have a thing for Link, since she has a thing for Kafei, but in OoT, I wonder is she has a thing for Link.
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Post by: Anju on July 25, 2006, 04:11:47 PM
She has a thing for the bald rude guy.He's probably her husband since they live int the same house.But,at night the juggler in blue is there...? :-\
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Post by: Nabooru on July 25, 2006, 04:12:45 PM
Were getting off topic again.
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Post by: Anju on July 28, 2006, 05:36:25 PM
Sorry. ;)
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 28, 2006, 07:35:06 PM
Well, I think we're kind of running short of women right now.  Wait, have we discussed the possibilities of Link with Tetra?
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Post by: Nabooru on July 28, 2006, 07:39:44 PM
I think theyre ok too..

1. Nabooru
2. Any other gerudo
3. Zelda
4. Tetra
5. saria or maybe Din, Nayru or Farore from the oracle series.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on July 28, 2006, 07:44:01 PM
Nope, Din and Nayru are just oracles.  I don't think Nintendo are going to put the goddesses in the games anytime soon, especially since they can't seem to decide if they want them to be gods or goddesses.

And what about Farore, Oracle of Secrets?  Where's her recognization?  What if Link from the Oracle series decided to date her?
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Post by: Nabooru on July 28, 2006, 07:46:02 PM
k sorry I'll change it.
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on August 06, 2006, 11:51:12 PM
Anyways, the gerudo's would probably string him up somewhere and film Gerudo women gone wild. :P :P
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Post by: Nabooru on August 06, 2006, 11:53:05 PM
That was pleasing dfor the mind.  ::) :P

Though true...j/k
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on August 07, 2006, 12:11:13 AM
My cousin has a GGW camera man T shirt. We went around, and it didnt work. :-* Anyways, Link is stuck in the rated E. However if TP is rated T... ohhh the possibilities!
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Post by: Nabooru on August 07, 2006, 12:18:33 AM
oh you know nintendo isnt gonna do that...I really want them to but if they did I just know it would be someone I hate.
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Post by: Anju on August 13, 2006, 02:28:06 PM
Like Mario! :P ;DI know,they should have it,but then little kids will obviously play it,and then angry moms will sue Nintendo! :'( ;D
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Post by: Nabooru on August 13, 2006, 07:26:36 PM
mario hooked up w/ someone what??
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Post by: Evilslayer on August 14, 2006, 01:08:00 AM
Mario's girlfriend is Princess Toadstool. :-*
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Post by: Nabooru on August 14, 2006, 01:13:56 AM
Really? I guess I just dont follow those games. Anyway we know link has to be before mario. ;D
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Post by: Knil on August 14, 2006, 04:15:42 PM
On the Gerudo to pic, they only produce X chromosomes except every 100 years they make a Y chromosomes. There is a certain type of lizard in the Arizonan Desert. They're all females, but they can have babies, but they need stimulation if you know what I mean. And with Saria and Link if she really is like 400 years old, guys think of this. You're walking down the street and you see the finest girl you've ever saw, BUT come to find out, that girl used to be a MAN! :-* :-* :-* Now aren't you disgusted that you even thought of that girl. So, case and point, Link doesn't want to be with Saria.
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Post by: Nabooru on August 16, 2006, 12:46:19 PM
I think this would work well here:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h258/xMegans-a-Ninjax/hero.jpg

:)
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 16, 2006, 05:37:56 PM
It's stretching the page.  You're going to have to link to it.  It is a good picture, though.
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Post by: Nabooru on August 16, 2006, 05:52:44 PM
opps I will change it.
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Post by: alical on August 22, 2006, 12:33:27 PM
Lol, love the picture. I hope TP is rated T. It sooo needs it.
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Post by: Nabooru on August 22, 2006, 05:13:59 PM
lol me too! In the words of someone I hate: Thats Hott.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 23, 2006, 10:09:27 AM
Quote from: x*TwilightZelda*x on August 22, 2006, 12:33:27 PM
Lol, love the picture. I hope TP is rated T. It sooo needs it.
I highly doubt Zelda will ever get a T rating.  Nintendo wants Zelda to appeal to all ages, and having T rating material isn't going to work.  If want T ratings for Zelda, write a fanfic or draw something risque.
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Post by: alical on August 23, 2006, 10:12:08 AM
Quotelol me too! In the words of someone I hate: Thats Hott.
Totally!
Anyway we can still hope for a T rating.


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Post by: Pale Dim on August 23, 2006, 10:28:22 AM
Dude, this is all very disturbing. :-[ :-[ :-[
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Post by: alical on August 23, 2006, 01:35:30 PM
What is wrong with disturbing.
disturbing things can be vair cool.
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Post by: Nabooru on August 23, 2006, 04:06:12 PM
Yes some of them are! And I am hoping for an M rating....j/k we know that will never happen.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 23, 2006, 04:07:04 PM
Then you might not want to post here.
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Post by: Nabooru on August 23, 2006, 04:55:39 PM
Why? I have opinions on the topic.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on August 23, 2006, 05:29:33 PM
Sorry, I was talking to Link104
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Post by: Nabooru on August 23, 2006, 05:36:51 PM
ok then
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on September 09, 2006, 08:49:10 PM
whew!! Another fight, barely avoided thanks to HNS's quick thinking.

I know a lot of fans would be angry (Mainly the younger group) If it got a "T" Rating. Some moms are VERY strict on the ratings, and even if it were Zelda, some parents are just very ignorant to their childs wishes. I for one hope that it DOES get a T rating, not because im selfish, but.. well.. wait no, im selfish ;D
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Post by: Nabooru on September 09, 2006, 10:40:54 PM
lol me too, my mom told us when we got GTA dont kill people and dont steal cars, the sales guy was given her some looks.
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Post by: alical on September 10, 2006, 02:39:01 AM
Haha, My parents wouldn't mind. They know I am not stupi and am not gonna get a sword and start slashing at people!
But yeah, a T rating would be refreshing...
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Post by: Anju on September 10, 2006, 07:50:32 AM
Quote from: Nabooty on August 16, 2006, 12:46:19 PM
I think this would work well here:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h258/xMegans-a-Ninjax/hero.jpg

:)
Oh,I didn't get to see it.What was it? :o
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Post by: Nabooru on September 10, 2006, 11:17:05 AM
Here:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h258/xMegans-a-Ninjax/Other/hero.jpg

I switched files sorry about that.
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Post by: M-Warrior on September 11, 2006, 12:11:52 PM
My opinion on some Pairings:
OoT:
Zelda: Possible
Saria: Possible but she'll have the body of a child for all her life
Nabooru: Maybe but she's like 10 years older than Link
Ruto: Link doesn't like her and she's a zora
Malon: Possible
WW:
Tetra: Link has a thing for her and she has a thing for Link!
Medli: I highly doubt it, she's a Rito
I'm still wondering what people have against virginity. What do people have against people who never had it?
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Post by: Nabooru on September 11, 2006, 02:25:32 PM
I am ready lol j/k

I think he could date saria when he is little then when he grows up head for Nabooru and git 'er done. ;D
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on September 11, 2006, 07:18:00 PM
Quote from: M-Warrior on September 11, 2006, 12:11:52 PM
Medli: I highly doubt it, she's a Rito
Hey, why not?  Rito are humanish enough.
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Post by: Harashi on September 15, 2006, 07:47:45 PM
I would assume ritos derived from perverted crossbreeding, but still. ( my theory is the Watarara even though they aren't  canon.)
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Post by: saria.. on September 17, 2006, 02:34:49 PM
ewww. bird people
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Post by: Zelda Veteran on September 17, 2006, 03:34:51 PM
Hi no Seijin, its called beastiality, and its just plain sick, there is totally something wrong with it!  :-[
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on September 17, 2006, 03:58:18 PM
You may want to consider taking that up with The Missing Link then.  Personally, I wouldn't put Link with Medli, or any character in the game, because that seems cliche.  I mean, the game only hints at a romance, but they don't actually do anything with it.  So why can't Link mate with some character that's off the screen?  I think we already established the fact there must be more people in Hyrule than who they show in the game.
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Post by: Evilslayer on September 21, 2006, 06:25:26 AM
[quoteHi no Seijin, its called beastiality, and its just plain sick, there is totally something wrong with it!]
Quote

Link/Ruto is bestiality, but not Link/Medli. The Ritos have similar skin to the Hylians/humans.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on September 21, 2006, 09:14:52 AM
True.  I mean, Ritos only have beaks for noses and wings.  That's not too different.
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Post by: saria.. on September 23, 2006, 06:03:26 AM
Quote from: M-Warrior on September 11, 2006, 12:11:52 PM
My opinion on some Pairings:
OoT:
Zelda: Possible
Saria: Possible but she'll have the body of a child for all her life
Nabooru: Maybe but she's like 10 years older than Link
Ruto: Link doesn't like her and she's a zora
Malon: Possible
WW:
Tetra: Link has a thing for her and she has a thing for Link!
Medli: I highly doubt it, she's a Rito
I'm still wondering what people have against virginity. What do people have against people who never had it?
I know. its soiceitys fault.
In todays soicety if your a   man and your not  humping every chick on the block you must be gay.
What if your not interested in sex. that does not make you gay.I mean theirs more to life than shoving your penis in a hole.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on September 23, 2006, 06:24:04 AM
Okay, I'd revise that last sentence; it looks a bit questionable, but you do have a point.  There's nothing wrong with being a virgin.  It's better to wait for the right person to come along.
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Post by: M-Warrior on September 23, 2006, 09:37:45 AM
At least two people agrees with me! ;D
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Post by: saria.. on September 23, 2006, 10:44:05 AM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on September 23, 2006, 06:24:04 AM
Okay, I'd revise that last sentence; it looks a bit questionable, but you do have a point.  There's nothing wrong with being a virgin.  It's better to wait for the right person to come along.
espeicially with all the STDs floating about.
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Post by: M-Warrior on September 23, 2006, 11:44:08 AM
That is so true! There are so many idiots these days that are totally unaware of these STDs and a lot of times these woman are unaware that sex leads to pregenencies if there stupid boyfriends didn't use a condom. Sex was always meant for having children but ever since the condom was invented more people have sex for fun than for having children! *Shudder*
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on September 23, 2006, 11:51:54 AM
Okay, let's get back to topic now.  And, no, we're not on topic.  We're off it now.
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Post by: saria.. on September 23, 2006, 11:52:43 AM
dont forget the pill.
if you use the pill  the odds of pregnancy are disgustingly thin.
the reason they dont use condoms is because it takes away a little bit of pleasure...
well i dont i know about you id rather lose a little bit of pleasure than gain an unwanted prenancy and an STD. people are so stupid now adays.. they think a TINY bit of pleasure is worth more than  putting there health on the line and and risk of pregnancy.
if people used condoms more STDs would be GREATLY ..
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on September 23, 2006, 11:59:36 AM
Okay, what part of get back on topic do you not understand?  This is a discussion of who Link can be paired up with, not sex overall.
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Post by: saria.. on September 23, 2006, 12:06:22 PM
Link and saria, no questions asked.
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Post by: M-Warrior on September 23, 2006, 12:47:23 PM
I go for Link and Zelda.
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Post by: darkphantomime on September 24, 2006, 06:37:15 PM
Link and Malon would definitely work... She's THAT hot...
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on September 25, 2006, 08:03:25 PM
You know, you don't have to use Malon, Zelda, Saria, or whoever just because they are the ones shown.  Take a sheet of paper and list the numbers one through six.  Then pick a number.  Note that I said, "a number," not, "a number one through six."

I got that example from watching Numbers. :D
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Post by: M-Warrior on September 26, 2006, 12:44:28 PM
Huh? You know, Link doesn't have to fall in love with Zelda, Malon, Saria, Ruto, or Nabooru. Link could have fell in love with some random lady.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on September 26, 2006, 03:32:17 PM
Which is what I said without the example.
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Post by: Anju on September 27, 2006, 06:12:27 PM
Quote from: saria returns. on September 17, 2006, 02:34:49 PM
ewww. bird people
;Dlol! ;D
I think Link would be better with Malon.Then,he would partially own the ranch and kick Ingo the heck outta there!
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Post by: saria.. on September 30, 2006, 12:14:55 PM
link and saria.
He and saria are sooo ciute.  *huggles*
she would never get old. ;)
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Post by: M-Warrior on September 30, 2006, 08:48:36 PM
Yeah, but Link will grow old!
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Post by: LadyNintendo on October 01, 2006, 02:34:52 AM
Kokiri don't really have an own body, so she might be able to change it once every time period to match Link's body's age.

But I don't think OOT Link ever returned to Hyrule when the seven years had passed. Either because he died, or because he wanted to be able to live in peace, without chances of being bothered by people about him being their great saviour. In that case, I guess he got a Terminan girl. Romani possibly.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on October 01, 2006, 08:44:40 AM
Hmm, Romani did some slight interest, I believe.  She did call him cute.  Then again, that could just be the mind of a 10 year oldish girl.
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Post by: M-Warrior on October 01, 2006, 02:15:14 PM
Quote from: LadyNintendo on October 01, 2006, 02:34:52 AM
Kokiri don't really have an own body, so she might be able to change it once every time period to match Link's body's age.

But I don't think OOT Link ever returned to Hyrule when the seven years had passed. Either because he died, or because he wanted to be able to live in peace, without changes of being bothered by people about him being their great saviour. In that case, I guess he got a Terminan girl. Romani possibly.
It is true, slightly... Kokiri are just human versions of Koroks, Koroks are their true form. The Deku Tree in WW said that once Hyrule was flooded the Kokiri didn't need their human form anymore so the Deku Tree reverted the Kokiri back to their orginal form. At least that's what I think.
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Post by: LadyNintendo on October 02, 2006, 03:40:23 AM
Deku Tree (TWW)
- Once upon a time, long ago, the Koroks took on human forms, but when they came to live on the sea, they took these shapes. Now they fear people ... but to me, they will ever be my cherished little children.

And I recall another quote from OOT, but I can't find it or remember more than its message. I'll see if I can find it later.

Anyway, the quote doesn't say the korok-form is their true form. In fact, it seems like it means it's just another form they can have.



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Post by: Evilslayer on October 07, 2006, 09:02:37 AM
To me, it sounds like, from that quote, that the Kokiri is their TRUE form. They only changed so they could travel across the ocean and plant new forests, eventually resurrecting Hyrule. To those who think that'd take a very long time, there's an in-game quote that proves that each seed eventually creates whole forests.

QuoteBut I don't think OOT Link ever returned to Hyrule when the seven years had passed. Either because he died, or because he wanted to be able to live in peace, without chances of being bothered by people about him being their great saviour. In that case, I guess he got a Terminan girl. Romani possibly.

Link doesn't stay in Termina. In any case, he returned to Zelda at the end of OoT. I'm more than sure that he returns to Zelda after MM. They seemed a bit more than just friends in the flash back.
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Post by: LadyNintendo on October 07, 2006, 10:12:58 AM
Why? Why would there Kokiri child-Hylian form be the true one? In fact, it appears they have even had another form.

Male Fado appeared about the same age as Link, and Link seemed to be 16 or something. Translate that to OOT art and we've got grown-up Hylian forms for the Kokiri. Very strange.

Anyway, I think the Kokiri have no real body, but adapt to what is best for their way of life.

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Post by: Evilslayer on October 19, 2006, 11:00:11 AM
Link is 12 in TWW. That's the only official age he's been given. Besides, I don't think he would have been treated like a child all the time if he was 16. :-\
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Post by: LadyNintendo on October 19, 2006, 11:45:32 AM
Just who said he was 12? Besides, if I were an ancient fairy queen, I might be hitting on a 16-year old, but not on a 12-year old. That's just...wrong. And suppose Zelda and Maggie are his age (they seem to be), doesn't that make the comment about a child of Tetra and "big dude" (I forgot his name) a bit wrong too? Not to mention someone who seems "dig dude"'s age was 17. And a Moblin proposing to a 12-year old Hylian girl? Right. That again, is wrong.
Besides, what age should the other children be? Aryll is clearly a few years younger and the other children in the game are even younger than she is. But they don't seem 7-year olds to me. They are just a bit too mature for that.

Finally, if you're 16, you ARE a child.
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Post by: Evilslayer on October 19, 2006, 12:41:22 PM
Who says Moe is any older? Besides, Hyrule is a medieval world. 16-year-olds are NOT children (remember that Link's grandmother says that in the old times boys were finally considered to be men when they reached his age. In a medieval world like Zelda, especially when the game is made by Japanese people, 16 is a FAR too high age). Most girls gets pregnant already by 14 or 15. Some of them to guys who are in their 20s or even 30s.

Aryll definitely looks like she's 7, or something. However, she does share Link's blood. So it would only make sense if she's more mature than most kids her age.

And when it comes to romance Maggie acts more like a 12-year-old than a 16-year-old.
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Post by: LadyNintendo on October 19, 2006, 12:56:17 PM
Well, tloz isn't really medieval. They have a great mail-system, are hygienic, can read and write, don't believe everything they hear, have lots of advanced mechanical devices. Their moral values also seem to be up to date compared with our world. I also like to point out that in most anime that have younger heroes, the heroes are 16.

Since when has blood something to do with maturity?

Yeah, Maggie is a bit of a strange case. But she is very well aware of who she is and what her position is. That she can't be selfish and go to Moe, because it would break her fathers heart. And like Mila, she's also very capable of coping with far from pleasant situations. I wouldn't estimate them to be 12.  
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Post by: Pale Dim on October 19, 2006, 01:00:39 PM
True. Very true.
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Post by: Evilslayer on October 20, 2006, 05:29:14 AM
They sound like children.
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Post by: LadyNintendo on October 20, 2006, 09:43:36 AM
No, they don't. They don't look, sound or act like children.
Phh, I'm 18 and I think I'm even less mature.  :-\
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Post by: M-Warrior on October 20, 2006, 12:30:18 PM
They do sound like children. Perhaps Hylians age differently...
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Post by: Harashi on October 20, 2006, 05:29:00 PM
Okay in the general a hero based game a hero loses his nobility if he loses his innocence. Which can be lost by unjustified murder, and sex.
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Post by: Evilslayer on October 28, 2006, 09:55:35 AM
I just have to add, to the age debate, that if Link had been 16 TWW wouldn't have been toon-shadet. That's official. According to Aonuma it's because he's a child the game is toon-shadet.
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Post by: LadyNintendo on October 28, 2006, 11:00:55 AM
I don't get it? So just because of the chosen art, Link is 12(?). How come I don't see such a link between art and age?
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Post by: Hero Link on October 29, 2006, 02:31:17 AM
Wait a minute.... In the TWW intro, didnt it says something, that boys will be considered as men, when they reach the same age as tHoT (The Hero Of Time). Probaly 10 or 12... i dunno. But if was 16 years old... Wouldnt he then be as an Adult? I dunno... I dunno...
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Post by: LadyNintendo on October 29, 2006, 07:24:47 AM
Well, Rauru did say to OOT Link that he had to be older (16-18) to be the Hero. So it makes more sense that TWW Link is about that age according to the tradition.
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Post by: Hero Link on October 29, 2006, 09:32:22 AM
But when Shigeru talked about TP, he said that this is the first time, we will see Link as a real Adult? So TP is the first game, which features the first real Adult Link.
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Post by: LadyNintendo on October 29, 2006, 10:49:23 AM
Yeah, but I consider 16-18 a child. I think I would call anyone 'till 21 a child. OOT Link is called adult Link by most, but he's still really just a kid.
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Post by: Evilslayer on November 05, 2006, 09:56:23 AM
QuoteI don't get it? So just because of the chosen art, Link is 12(?). How come I don't see such a link between art and age?

His age is the reason they decided to give the game a toon-shadet look. That was stated long ago. It's because children view the world in a more colourful way.
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Post by: raymundo on December 31, 2006, 10:16:37 AM
i dont think link likes the girls.but why in TWW,when
u talk to Mila and you dont let her go,why do they
give you the opinion to say:"because i like you"?
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Post by: teedy_man on January 07, 2007, 10:40:00 AM
You are supposed to represent Link in the games, right? that's why he doesn't talk. so if a discussion about love life came up in a game you wouldn't get a say in it beyond selecting different answers. the point im trying to get at is that who you fancy or are going out with or what ever is the same in the game - you and link are the same while playing (or at least nintendo's main idea behind the game being conceived)
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 07, 2007, 07:45:59 PM
Oh, I'm pretty sure we get the point that Link is quiet so we can do the talking for him.  That's why if you had looked at the posts here, you'd find that on a lot of them we were joking.
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Post by: bgrugby on January 07, 2007, 08:22:26 PM
If you think back to AoL whenever you get to a town you can find an attractive woman outsider her house and she lets Link into her house, closes the door, and suddenly all his health is recovered. I wonder what is going on behind that door to recover his health  ;D
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Post by: DW on January 07, 2007, 09:49:40 PM
And what do the old ladies do to recover his magic...
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Post by: bgrugby on January 07, 2007, 09:53:10 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on January 07, 2007, 09:49:40 PM
And what do the old ladies do to recover his magic...

Hmmm well hehe lets just imagine they have hot granddaughters in their houses. Or it could be just Link running away screaming..."NO SERIOUSLY MY MAGIC IS GOOD SEE ITS FULL AGAIN BYE"
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Post by: DW on January 07, 2007, 11:20:47 PM
I have a really sick idea...I would probably get in trouble for putting it here
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 08, 2007, 09:10:42 AM
Considering the nature of this topic, it would be understandable.  Just use bgrugby as a model and subtly hint at your idea.
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Post by: DW on January 08, 2007, 10:20:20 PM
okay...so we all have the general idea of what we think happens with the hot girls that recovers his life...lets say magic is his...'ability'. He goes to the old lady's house to get some of their Viagra...and up goes his performance...
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Post by: collaboration on January 14, 2007, 07:49:04 PM
I was drawn to the allure of this thread xD I couldn't resist.

The AoL thing-- kind of like the hookers in GTA? Hee.
--

You know, it seems so classic that it should be Link and Zelda together. Hero and Princess, and all that. But...they don't really get together, do they? With the exception of the end of AoL as somebody mentioned above, which I've never seen because I hated it too much to finish it (GASP). And it seems, based on context, that they really just admire and respect eachother, and go on with their individual "careers."
I could see Link with an un-mentioned Hylian girl, or even somebody like Malon, in the case of OoT.
I find Link humble, if slightly curious, but too gentlemanly to be forward. And he's always got a lot on his plate anyway. I always imagine post-game Link settling down with somebody homey, and as kind and humble as he is. A good and simple life, with alottments made for the occasional political to-do.
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Post by: DW on January 14, 2007, 10:30:47 PM
I don't think Link and Zelda ever do marry, because their bloodlines are seperate in each game...even in TWW Tetra and Link aren't related in any way.
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on February 03, 2007, 09:53:52 AM
Can you prove that?  I know bgrugby doesn't need me to defend him, but honestly, I hope you were joking.  That's an attack on a member.  Something that we don't really like around these parts.
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Post by: collaboration on February 03, 2007, 02:42:04 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on February 03, 2007, 09:53:52 AMThat's an attack on a member.  Something that we don't really like around these parts.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what there? Er, okay, basically-- does this involve me and if so, what was the offense?
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Post by: saria.. on February 03, 2007, 07:36:30 PM
Brugby is a perveted horny 40 year old virgin.
So is Dominique.
I bet he is some horny 60 yearold virgin who is jealous of link cuz link gets more girls in one day than he did in his entire LIFE!
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on February 03, 2007, 08:06:21 PM
Worry not, collaboration, I was not talking to you.  I was talking to saria returns, whose post I was refering to was somehow deleted.  And again, saria returns, what's with the attack against bgrugby?  If what he said offended you, then talk to him about it.  Don't attack him like that.  It won't make you better than him, and you definitely won't look good to the rest of the community.  If you're trying to impress people, you're not.
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Post by: DW on February 03, 2007, 08:08:47 PM
why are you calling so many people horny old virgins lately? Seriously, you are asking for warnings...you can't keep attacking people like that. Especially the people who I consider close friends like rugby, because then I get mad at you. and I'm ugly when angry.
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Post by: bgrugby on February 03, 2007, 08:45:58 PM
Quote from: saria returns. on February 03, 2007, 07:36:30 PM
Brugby is a perveted horny 40 year old virgin.
So is Dominique.
I bet he is some horny 60 yearold virgin who is jealous of link cuz link gets more girls in one day than he did in his entire LIFE!

Actually junior I am 24 non-virgin (do not think there is a word for that but oh well) and judging by the posts I have seen you make so far on the boards, your someone I am going to be teaching soon...oh yeah I am a teacher as well.

EDIT: Shikamaru...your starting to turn green and getting huge all of a sudden, here have a sip of my drink  ;D
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Post by: DW on February 03, 2007, 09:05:28 PM
*sip* ahh, nothing like a cuppa tea. anyways, I believe the term for non-virgin is...huh. They really don't have one, do they? Well, what about Trojan customer?
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Post by: bgrugby on February 03, 2007, 09:08:25 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on February 03, 2007, 09:05:28 PM
*sip* ahh, nothing like a cuppa tea. anyways, I believe the term for non-virgin is...huh. They really don't have one, do they? Well, what about Trojan customer?

Tea? I just gave you a Red Bull and Vodka hehe. And as for a Trojan man...well that is not true as well, but we are safe I assure you hehe.
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Post by: DW on February 03, 2007, 09:09:15 PM
ugh, no more, don't make me sick...I already had a red bull...
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Post by: Mysterious F. on February 05, 2007, 05:47:06 PM
saria returns gets a warning for self-explained reasons.
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Post by: DW on February 05, 2007, 07:43:46 PM
Ah, justice is served. Celebratory cookies anyone?
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Post by: bgrugby on February 05, 2007, 07:50:24 PM
I'll take one...for the road
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Post by: DW on February 05, 2007, 07:51:31 PM
you leaving? what do you mean by for the road?
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Post by: bgrugby on February 05, 2007, 07:54:05 PM
Ehhh well I still haven't made up my mind yet but I need to look over some things first.
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Post by: DW on February 05, 2007, 07:54:50 PM
why is it just because of Saria? Don't leave pleeease!!!
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Post by: bgrugby on February 05, 2007, 07:56:28 PM
Hehe no that has nothing to do with anything, you think I would leave cause of some kid's dumb comments? No really don't want to explain it here (especially if it leads to a convo) just have to make a decision which is why I have not really been on lately.
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Post by: DW on February 05, 2007, 07:57:33 PM
Oh...well okay then...
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Post by: MasterKeyX on February 06, 2007, 02:50:46 PM
Back on topic now... the topic of Link's virginity...
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Post by: DW on February 06, 2007, 03:21:40 PM
Have we ever been on that topic? :-*

anyways I think it is most likely that Link is going to lose it someday, the women have to be all over him...like those girls outside the STAR game.
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Post by: MasterKeyX on February 07, 2007, 01:53:27 PM
yeah, but they're like 10, maybe a differnet age group?! :-*
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Post by: collaboration on February 07, 2007, 05:12:31 PM
Haha, yeah. I was thinking that the other day. They're just fangirls, though. :D Women faun over him. Crap, I faun over him, and he's a freaking videogame character. Anyhow, he's bound to pick one eventually, especially since he's not aloof to the point where he'd wander off on quest after quest and forget about the ladies entirely.
My bet is still on Ilia, though, or some other farmy gal.
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Post by: johnny139 on February 07, 2007, 06:27:41 PM
Quote from: collaboration on February 07, 2007, 05:12:31 PM
Haha, yeah. I was thinking that the other day. They're just fangirls, though. :D Women faun over him. Crap, I faun over him, and he's a freaking videogame character. Anyhow, he's bound to pick one eventually, especially since he's not aloof to the point where he'd wander off on quest after quest and forget about the ladies entirely.
My bet is still on Ilia, though, or some other farmy gal.

Fishing Hole chick FTW!
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Post by: collaboration on February 07, 2007, 07:05:26 PM
But she's so irritating! Oh, wait. So is Ilia. Ehhh.
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Post by: bgrugby on February 07, 2007, 07:16:38 PM
Too bad Ganondorf doesn't have a daughter, Link could really make the rivarly heated  ;D
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on February 07, 2007, 07:21:06 PM
We'll just say Nabooru is Ganondorf's daughter.  That should make things a tad bit more interesting, eh?
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Post by: bgrugby on February 07, 2007, 07:35:08 PM
Yeah I can just see it, with Ganondorf and Link in the middle of fighting, Nobooru running into the middle yelling "No father, I love him, and he is the father of my baby." Ganondorf, "NOOOOOOO"
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on February 07, 2007, 07:39:04 PM
Kind of like Star Wars, but in reverse.
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Post by: DW on February 07, 2007, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: collaboration on February 07, 2007, 05:12:31 PM
Haha, yeah. I was thinking that the other day. They're just fangirls, though. :D Women faun over him. Crap, I faun over him, and he's a freaking videogame character. Anyhow, he's bound to pick one eventually, especially since he's not aloof to the point where he'd wander off on quest after quest and forget about the ladies entirely.

I say he won't pick. He'll be a playa.
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Post by: Anju on February 10, 2007, 06:23:13 AM
Lol he kinda is. ;D
He has Hena taking him in her "boyfriends only" boat at the fishing hole,Mida,that at the end was gonna say,"I love you" but was probably afraid zelda would send something evil after her,the fan girls x3!Ilia,he gawks at her like a hungry animal,Telma,"hey honey"and lastly,Zelda.That's 8 and there's probably more I forgot too.
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Post by: Potato_King on February 10, 2007, 06:48:23 AM
I say Link goes after the old lady in the Hidden Village. I'll bet he prefers a more experienced woman...;P
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Post by: Hi no Seijin on February 10, 2007, 09:18:48 AM
Hey, guys, take it easy with the TP girls.  I met most of them already, but I'm only up to Lakebed Temple.  I'm no where near the end of the game.
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Post by: Fishalicious on February 10, 2007, 10:46:32 AM
I say he doesn't go with anyone. Ganon probably still has minions and is like... LAWL I TAKE UR LUVER and stuff.

... But if I seriously HAD to choose, I'd say the spastic chick in Kakariko who asks you for crap. Or the banker in MM. :3 I don't know why, but I love her. xD And... I think they make a good couple.

Link: I love you. <3
Her: SELL ME SOMETHING 8D
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Post by: IronKnuckle on February 10, 2007, 12:06:35 PM
Quote from: bgrugby on February 07, 2007, 07:35:08 PM
Yeah I can just see it, with Ganondorf and Link in the middle of fighting, Nobooru running into the middle yelling "No father, I love him, and he is the father of my baby." Ganondorf, "NOOOOOOO"

I think one of them would kill the other anyway. After all, who wouldn't want to kill their in laws  ;D ;D ;D.

Actually, Nabooru and Ganondorf are the same generation. I've actully heard they might be brother and sister.
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Post by: DW on February 10, 2007, 02:27:13 PM
errm the banker is a guy, and so is the beggar in Kakariko...Then again there isn't anything proving LInk isn't Gay...
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Post by: Fishalicious on February 10, 2007, 03:19:00 PM
Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on February 10, 2007, 02:27:13 PM
errm the banker is a guy, and so is the beggar in Kakariko...Then again there isn't anything proving LInk isn't Gay...

Oh, really? I didn't know; I always thought it was a mystery. Well, I still think they're effeminite, if they're a guy. xD Just like Volvagia...
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Post by: collaboration on February 10, 2007, 09:24:19 PM
Quote from: Fishalicious on February 10, 2007, 10:46:32 AM

... But if I seriously HAD to choose, I'd say the spastic chick in Kakariko who asks you for crap. Or the banker in MM. :3 I don't know why, but I love her. xD And... I think they make a good couple.

Link: I love you. <3
Her: SELL ME SOMETHING 8D

Hahaha! I always thought that was a guy! Er, that those were guys, rather. At any rate, that's an awful lot of knee-slapping. >B
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Post by: DW on February 11, 2007, 07:12:58 PM
we ahve established they really are guys.

on the knee slapping part, what I find funny is that (s)he is saying the opposite of what most wives would say, Buy me something.
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Post by: Baka Nezumi on February 12, 2007, 06:27:25 PM
Quote from: bgrugby on February 07, 2007, 07:35:08 PM
Yeah I can just see it, with Ganondorf and Link in the middle of fighting, Nobooru running into the middle yelling "No father, I love him, and he is the father of my baby." Ganondorf, "NOOOOOOO"
That made me laugh really hard. But Link would never even get that far with her XD.
The begger/ banker IS a guy; right?
Title: Re:Link would lose his virginity if he wasn't so d***ed introverted.
Post by: Hi no Seijin on February 12, 2007, 06:50:13 PM
That seems to be the general consensus.  I'd take a closer look if I had a TV, a N64, and a copy of MM.
Title: Re:Link would lose his virginity if he wasn't so d***ed introverted.
Post by: DW on February 12, 2007, 07:26:03 PM
it has to be, either that or she is an incredibly flat chested woman.
Title: Re:Link would lose his virginity if he wasn't so d***ed introverted.
Post by: Davros on May 03, 2007, 09:19:09 AM
Or a very large young girl...