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Community => Chatboard => Topic started by: samus on April 13, 2006, 08:26:30 AM

Title: bounty list
Post by: samus on April 13, 2006, 08:26:30 AM
ganon alive 100,000 dead 2000,000
imp alive 10,000 dead 100
jack alive 100,000,000,00000,00000 dead 100
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Evilbob on April 13, 2006, 09:51:48 AM
my list:
things in ethereal realm:
alive: 0 dead: 193,465,545,336,634,563,722,154,677,76
(and counting)
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 13, 2006, 11:44:12 AM
are you a bounty hunter?
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Evilbob on April 13, 2006, 11:49:28 AM
Lord of a considerable part of the ethereal realm.
and sometimes mercenary.
and more recentley, computer general. go C&C!!
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 13, 2006, 11:51:00 AM
ok
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Howl on April 13, 2006, 02:49:35 PM
ME ALIVE:0$
ME DEAD:1234567877980098002345
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 13, 2006, 02:55:14 PM
ganon alive 100,000 dead 2000,000
imp alive 10,000 dead 100
jack alive 100,000,000,00000,00000 dead 100
evilbob alive 0 dead 25864564,6546,4565,41
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 13, 2006, 03:14:57 PM
Who gives you the bounty?
And wouldn't they offer a higher bounty for someone if they were alive or are they too soft in the heart to kill somebody even though paying someone to kill someone is almost the exact same thing?
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Evilbob on April 14, 2006, 06:42:10 AM
Shouldn't you be out shooting space pirates or something?
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: The Postman on April 14, 2006, 08:09:36 AM
My Bounty list:
Samus Dead Reward $2.00 >:(
Samus Dead Reward $2.00 >:(
Samus Dead Reward $2.00 >:(
Samus Dead Reward $2.00 >:(

How do you like that >:(
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: TP Zelda on April 14, 2006, 12:13:15 PM
some of u people stretched the page! Jack is not going to be hapy! shorten.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: the killer alrappy on April 14, 2006, 05:52:09 PM
ganon go play in some mud or some thing  >:(
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: MagmarFire on April 14, 2006, 05:55:56 PM
The Nintendo Board of Directors:

Alive: $1000

Dead: $458

Over an open flame: 300 pounds of platinum! ;D

(Yep, I'm still not tired of the TP delays!)
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 18, 2006, 08:07:49 AM
shut up ganon you can not kill an elf call link
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 18, 2006, 10:19:08 AM
So who pays you the money for this bounty list or are there different clients and/or you really aren't entitled to divulge information about them?

And would they not pay you more for the person alive, so they could torture them or something, or is it they don't like to get their hands dirty.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 18, 2006, 12:17:51 PM
yes well your right
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 19, 2006, 09:51:22 AM
I always am... except when I'm arguing with a chick, cause for some reason I'm always wrong. That's why I don't argue with women anymore, even if I am really right.

How much is the bounty for me?
Is it higher dead or alive?
If it's a lot of money I'll split it with someone if they pretend to kill me.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 19, 2006, 10:21:22 AM
you are my friend
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 19, 2006, 10:39:28 AM
Well at least I got 1 friend now.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 19, 2006, 11:48:00 AM
ok and why is that?
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 19, 2006, 12:04:35 PM
Never mind. Just don't pay any attention to me.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 19, 2006, 12:09:11 PM
ok then
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Evilbob on April 19, 2006, 01:33:53 PM
if every one ignored everyone else, it would be very confusing
eg. 1 country invades another. the invaded country dosen't do anything and the invaders continue and it gets very confusing.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 19, 2006, 01:34:56 PM
True but at least someone(the invading country) would benefit from all the confusion.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Evilbob on April 19, 2006, 01:36:32 PM
they would ignore the confusion though and would not take advantage of the benefits.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 19, 2006, 01:39:46 PM
That's also true but at least there wouldn't be any need for apologies because everyone would ignore their manners.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 19, 2006, 03:01:19 PM
who is next to die
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 09:29:58 AM
I'm up.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 20, 2006, 11:31:22 AM
no not you mmm... ok
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 11:36:58 AM
Alright.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 20, 2006, 11:40:51 AM
TIME TO DIE!!!
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 11:42:23 AM
Oh snap!

*starts running.....very slowly*
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 20, 2006, 11:46:24 AM
samus use her power beam
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 11:50:05 AM
Daemonsage420 gets gunned down like a mouse getting shot by a 12-gauge.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 20, 2006, 11:53:42 AM
samus moved out the way and use the Plasma Beam
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 11:57:07 AM
Hey look Mom! No hands! Not to mention no legs. I'm a vegetable. I hope this is covered by my insurance.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 20, 2006, 11:57:55 AM
just die
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 12:00:47 PM
Oh, I'll die. Just not by your han.... :-X . Wow, My blood... every..things...get..ting...dim.....uughhh.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 20, 2006, 12:03:34 PM
is that a death wise!!
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Evilbob on April 20, 2006, 12:07:54 PM
and more for my undead army! ;D
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 12:11:25 PM
*weird whisper* Yes, Evilbob. I shall join your ranks and become your general.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 20, 2006, 12:17:39 PM
you well all die
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 12:19:16 PM
What about you. Gonna live for eternity?
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Evilbob on April 20, 2006, 12:41:22 PM
Quote from: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 12:11:25 PM
*weird whisper* Yes, Evilbob. I shall join your ranks and become your general.
no, that's reserved for davros, you can give out drinks. and be cannon fodder.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 12:53:53 PM
Finally, My life will have meaning.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 20, 2006, 01:55:41 PM
all the bounty hunters in the Galaxy we challenge  
Evilbob and daemonsage420
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 02:05:29 PM
I already defected. I'm a rogue soldier now.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 20, 2006, 02:06:19 PM
yes yes but am not dead like you
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 02:07:02 PM
Who cares? I'm immortal now, and immoral.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 20, 2006, 02:08:17 PM
bounty list 2

daemonsage420 dead 100 alive 1000,000,0,0000,0
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Evilbob on April 20, 2006, 02:09:35 PM
sorry, but me and my armies are fully booked with cool parades and such for several months (ooh, I love those elites marching)
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 20, 2006, 02:11:10 PM
shut up now for a sec
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 02:11:34 PM
Quote from: Samus on April 20, 2006, 02:08:17 PM
bounty list 2

daemonsage420 dead 100 alive 1000,000,0,0000,0

So now I finally know how much my hide is worth.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 20, 2006, 02:12:53 PM
yes that is right time to hunt
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 02:13:58 PM
Just try and take me down. You may have won once, but you can't get lucky twice in one day.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Evilbob on April 20, 2006, 02:20:34 PM
What about friday the 13th? I find that it is usually a lucky day.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 20, 2006, 02:20:46 PM
yes i can i use my Wave Beam
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 02:22:24 PM
Friday the 13th does seem to be an unusually lucky day actually.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Evilbob on April 20, 2006, 02:22:52 PM
when we do get to fight, the reward for victory is a super missie expansion.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 02:26:26 PM
uuhh....?? missie?
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Evilbob on April 20, 2006, 02:28:34 PM
you haven't played super metroid, have you?
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 20, 2006, 02:29:28 PM
who me
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Evilbob on April 20, 2006, 02:30:27 PM
no, demonsage. he was asking about missiles.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 02:31:44 PM
Quote from: Evilbob on April 20, 2006, 02:30:27 PM
no, demonsage. he was asking about missiles.

No actually I was asking about "missies" not "missiles". It's what you typed back there buddy.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 20, 2006, 02:33:42 PM
oh like MISSILE LOCATIONS)--------------------------:.

--Crateria--
 Head down the long shaft that contains the door leading to the only
    save room found here in Crateria. Drop a little further down past the
    save room door and go through the next door down on the left. Bomb
    through the small tunnels in the next hallway and go left to find this
    missile.

info in super metroid
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Evilbob on April 21, 2006, 02:46:13 AM
Quote from: daemonsage420 on April 20, 2006, 02:31:44 PM
Quote from: Evilbob on April 20, 2006, 02:30:27 PM
no, demonsage. he was asking about missiles.

No actually I was asking about "missies" not "missiles". It's what you typed back there buddy.
ah...
LOL missies...
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 21, 2006, 08:07:41 AM
yes yes ok
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 21, 2006, 10:19:51 AM
Hmmmm....
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 21, 2006, 10:21:12 AM
what
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 21, 2006, 10:25:16 AM
Just being quiet and observing.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 21, 2006, 10:30:37 AM
what the hell are you on about
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 21, 2006, 10:36:02 AM
Don't use that tone of voice with me young lady!!
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 21, 2006, 10:37:48 AM
fine but what are you on about in Posted by: daemonsage420  Posted on: Today at 01:25:16pm  
Just being quiet and observing.  
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: miko on April 21, 2006, 11:05:29 AM
hunting is it
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 21, 2006, 11:09:49 AM
Just biding my time...
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: miko on April 21, 2006, 11:10:55 AM
to hunt me or someone
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 21, 2006, 11:21:34 AM
Nope. Just waiting for my moment....
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 21, 2006, 11:28:50 AM
and what is that
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 21, 2006, 12:00:40 PM
Do you mean "when is that"?
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: DEATH_2_All on April 23, 2006, 06:24:34 PM
NS_MR.T44:Dead $100,000
NS_MR.T44:Alive $0.01/2

He's my big bro.and he's on the leader boards for headshots and biped kills on nintendowifi.com.He goes to the nintendo forums and his SN is MR.T44.(I'm talking about MPH)
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 24, 2006, 08:15:08 AM
do you have a Hunter License i do

Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: the killer alrappy on April 24, 2006, 08:28:32 AM
Hunter License  who needs that, just kill it and get the money
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 24, 2006, 12:32:54 PM
Do you have a list? Or do you just go from contract to contract?
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 25, 2006, 08:12:24 AM
the killer alrappy dead 1000,1000,2220,000
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 25, 2006, 08:16:50 AM
Wow, that was kind of sudden.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 25, 2006, 08:24:42 AM
yep
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 25, 2006, 08:33:19 AM
Heh heh... I'm hungry.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: samus on April 25, 2006, 11:34:37 AM
oh boo hoo  ;D
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Evilbob on April 25, 2006, 12:05:13 PM
"It's time you saw the future...while you still have human eyes."
Don't post about food. the future is here, and it dosen't wait for burgers
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Dehumanizer on April 25, 2006, 12:07:38 PM
hmm...
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: daemonsage420 on April 25, 2006, 03:55:57 PM
Quote from: Evilbob on April 25, 2006, 12:05:13 PM
"It's time you saw the future...while you still have human eyes."
Don't post about food. the future is here, and it dosen't wait for burgers
I wait for burgers and if the future is now then that means I shape it, so it's mine to waste on burgers.
Title: Re:bounty list
Post by: Evilbob on April 26, 2006, 09:57:26 AM
Interesting theory...