Never trust a chick who says she just wants to live for the moment. Only bad can come of it, unless of course you just live for the moment, and really, I mean REALLY, are there not consequences(good or bad) for every action.
Even more so avoid girls who tell you, a month into a relationship, their plans for marriage and children.
That is when sh*t starts gettin kind of scary.
And when they call like twelve times in a row because you didn't pick up. And, OF COURSE, there's a voice mail for every freakin' call.
Then you sleep out side of her house with flowers
After a while you feel almost like strangling them the next time you see them and they ask "Where were you? Why didn't you call? Why didn't you come over? Why are you ignoring me? Why don't you answer?"
In that situation you sleep out side her house with a shot gun ;D
No... a shotguns too messy. What you wanna use is a .22 pistola.
Thats fine 2
I'm kidding.... aren't you?.....just kidding?
Yeah man ::)
Suuuuuuuurrre. I bet you are.
use a cruise missile. destroy her, her house, any siblings who might be similarly irritating, and all her stuff ( which you haven't stolen and sold on ebay)
Dude what if she is hot ???
And with that I leave you peace out
tie a flower to the missile
BADA-BING!
instant mourning
Then what ??? and again peace out
find another girl, make it look like it wasn't your missile, use the mourning to make it look like your'e sensetive. ;D
That's the way to do it.
Quote from: Evilbob on April 19, 2006, 01:53:06 PM
use a cruise missile. destroy her, her house, any siblings who might be similarly irritating, and all her stuff ( which you haven't stolen and sold on ebay)
I gotta say evilbob, you scare the hell outta me sometimes, but boy do you make me laugh.
I think thats everyones opinion of me. ;D
The part about you making people laugh is true, but you don't really come off as scary( in every sense of the word).
"Evilbob the comedian"
well, I know how to make my millions...
EDIT: cheese, that's how I'll make 'em
*clears thout* coughstoptalkingaboutusgirlscough
Maybe I should have added a note to this saying easily offended women/girls shouldn't come in unless they're prepared for what atrocious lies( cause that's what men, supposedly, do their entire lives) lie therein(or would that be herein?).