So pizzadudemanguy is doing a campaign this summer before everybody leaves, never to see each other again because we all have insane amounts of money. In this campaign, I play a blind, chaotic evil, three foot tall Cleric in a Gnome-like class called Demic, which is basically a disease-ridden class. It's the custom for Demics to name everything after disease, so I named him Shingles.
My friend's mom has shingles now.
Clearly, I have supernatural powers.
Ouch, shingles... DX
You should use this power for the good of mankind. Use it to give Osama bin Laden AIDS.
...Just not the Osama at my work. He's a cool dude.
It's not like I can designate who gets it.
Man, I've already named a badger 'Hepatitis Badger' and a bison 'Cystic Fibrovine'.
You should learn.
For science.
What game are you playing? Dungeons and Dragons? GURPs? Some other d20 system?
It's dungeons and dragons. Although so far we have yet to run into either. Anyways, I'm lost in the woods by myself with my badger and bison, and I've got a pseudodragon tied up in my backpack whom I interrogate and torture constantly to keep my chaotic/evil alignment. It's not easy going solo when you're blind.