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Title: Zelda Food
Post by: alex on June 06, 2011, 12:05:46 PM
okay so, i know there's not many foods in the legend of zelda.. but i was thinking about being cute and serving some zelda themed food at my E3 party x]

here's what i can think of:
potions -punch
yeti stew - uhmmm fondu dip?
chu jelly - jello
lon lon milk - milk
hyoi pears -pears
deku nuts - mixed nuts

any additions??
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Keaton on June 06, 2011, 12:09:44 PM
Fairies - small children
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: MagmarFire on June 06, 2011, 03:17:27 PM
Rock sirloin: Uh...rocks?
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: alical on June 06, 2011, 04:05:46 PM
You could do like heart-container cupcakes?
Deku sticks - Mikados, Matchsticks or twiglets would all work!
And there are probably lots of things that could masquerade as bait from the Wind Waker (anything round I guess? Like chocolates or dough balls?)
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 06, 2011, 07:49:23 PM
Zoras = tilapia.  Or some other fish.  Tuna?  I dunno; tilapia is my preferred fish, though shrimp is my favorite seafood.
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: MagmarFire on June 06, 2011, 07:57:04 PM
I'm kinda surprised no one's mentioned Cuccos yet. Of course, the real-world equivalent is obvious.
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Keaton on June 06, 2011, 08:39:48 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 06, 2011, 07:57:04 PM
I'm kinda surprised no one's mentioned Cuccos yet. Of course, the real-world equivalent is obvious.

Ice cream?
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Pale Dim on June 07, 2011, 12:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tacheon Black on June 06, 2011, 08:39:48 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 06, 2011, 07:57:04 PM
I'm kinda surprised no one's mentioned Cuccos yet. Of course, the real-world equivalent is obvious.

Ice cream?

Watermelon?
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 07, 2011, 08:05:43 PM
Quote from: Link104 on June 07, 2011, 12:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tacheon Black on June 06, 2011, 08:39:48 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 06, 2011, 07:57:04 PM
I'm kinda surprised no one's mentioned Cuccos yet. Of course, the real-world equivalent is obvious.

Ice cream?

Watermelon?
Bricks.  duh
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: MagmarFire on June 07, 2011, 09:17:55 PM
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on June 07, 2011, 08:05:43 PM
Quote from: Link104 on June 07, 2011, 12:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tacheon Black on June 06, 2011, 08:39:48 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on June 06, 2011, 07:57:04 PM
I'm kinda surprised no one's mentioned Cuccos yet. Of course, the real-world equivalent is obvious.

Ice cream?

Watermelon?
Bricks.  duh

It's obvious I was talking about mulch.
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 08, 2011, 06:11:38 AM
But you don't eat mulch.  You liquify it and drink it.
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: MagmarFire on June 08, 2011, 02:48:01 PM
Eating, drinking--same thing when you think about it. ;)
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Pale Dim on June 08, 2011, 03:17:18 PM
It all ends up in the same place  ;D
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Keaton on June 08, 2011, 03:36:46 PM
EVERYTHING FLOATS DOWN HERE
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Pale Dim on June 08, 2011, 06:32:18 PM
Hey, that reminds me, a friend of mine and I were talking today, and he was saying that even though I has seen Link drink stuff every now and then, but we've never seen him eat. Have any of you ever seen him eat before?
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 09, 2011, 05:50:58 AM
He eats faeries.  They just don't show it in the games so they're not rated M.
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: MagmarFire on June 09, 2011, 03:02:03 PM
I'm pretty sure he ate the Jabber Nut in The Minish Cap.
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Keaton on June 09, 2011, 04:34:07 PM
He eats the sleepy mushroom and the resulting "magic powder" in A Link to the Past.  How do you think he gets to the Dark World?
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 09, 2011, 07:34:13 PM
Those portals?
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Pale Dim on June 09, 2011, 07:45:00 PM
The cake...you know what, forget it.
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Hi no Seijin on June 10, 2011, 07:04:03 AM
What about the cake and all of its lemony deliciousness?
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: MagmarFire on June 10, 2011, 04:08:10 PM
Let's just say you can't see it with the Lens of Truth.
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Twilight Wolf on June 10, 2011, 04:28:30 PM
Why would you need to? It's not like it's magical or anything, it's just a plain old cake.
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: MagmarFire on June 10, 2011, 05:16:51 PM
That's exactly what it wants you to think.
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Pale Dim on June 12, 2011, 07:14:01 PM
Hey, does anybody have that picture of the Triforce Brownies?
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Keaton on June 12, 2011, 07:19:19 PM
Sure, here you go.

http://tinyurl.com/66z34ts
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Pale Dim on June 13, 2011, 03:29:49 PM
YOU ARE A JERK. YOU KNOW THAT? A JERK!
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Keaton on June 13, 2011, 04:16:03 PM
yep
Title: Re: Zelda Food
Post by: Pale Dim on June 14, 2011, 04:16:53 PM
Fine. I shall post it myself.

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