(elevator music playing) :-\
Wow... This is the perfect thread to discuss our waiting for TP, isn't it?
(Stares up at the ceiling) well, this is boring...I know why don't we talk about deku scrubs? ;D
Lets kill the next person who "gets in the elevator" ;D
I've already died twice, so try to kill me a third time.
BOMB IN THE ELEVATOR!!!! ;D
oh no
Dang! Power's out, and the elevator is decapacitated!
c
Quote from: shadowlink13 on May 05, 2006, 02:25:42 PM
c
and cohorts complain about one word posts.
ONE LETTER!
What is c supposed to mean?
don't know. go to my forum (link in my sig) where
things make sense.
(yes, it's a shameless plug for my forums, but theyre too quiet.)
Just about any publicity is good publicity, right?
yep. with my evil forums, its going to be bad so any must be good.
Evil forums, huh? Do you have to be evil to join?
not really. but it is reccomended.
I set up a special skin for it if you feel "good"
Give me a while. I'll be evil yet. But like everything else I'm involved in, it will be an interesting paradox. I'll be both good and evil. A modern day Jekyll and Hyde. That was a good book, by the way. Why don't you all read it while waiting for TP?
Uh, it's Spanish internet slang. I said "si'" as in "yes." w00t!!!
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) Weird. Now, why are we waiting so long? This elevator is sloooooooow!
Evil squirrels are chewing up the cable...DANG THOSE EVIL SQUIRRELS,DANG THEM ALL!!!!
Leave my evil squirrels alone!
So it was you who made the squirrels attack Aero! And now you're gonna trap us in this elevator so you can kill us! BOOOOOOOOOO! >:(
I'm already dead! So there puny mortals!
Lets get him! We can use my army!
heloooo? dead?
Hold on, everyone! I'll use Firaga to get us out of here! *charges up* FIRE!! >:( *burns everyone in the elevator, while leaving the elevator itself untouched*
Hey I smell like a taco now! ;D
mmm... taco!
I will eat you!
Hello. I'm Hi no Seijin, Sage of Fire. Your puny fire attacks have no effects on me. And who said those squirrels were mine?
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on May 06, 2006, 12:05:50 PM
Leave my evil squirrels alone!
this is why....and no I AM THE SUPER TACO, NONE CAN EAT ME!!!!!!
Mortals ::)
what are you Waiting for xmas
no, Vaati! ;D I shall make a day called Vaati Day where everyone will have a day off of work and school, 'cause I think Vaati's cool. ;D
YAY for V-man!
Hooray! ;D
I wished I ruled the world,it would be a much better place if I did.... *deku scrub walks in* Hey look a deku scrub!
AHHH! Don't shoot! I'll buy whatever you have! Just don't hurt me!
*Taps shoe and hums* This waiting room is one hell of a room. I didn't realize it was an elevator though.
Is it me, or is the elevator growing larger?
It's because...(money rains down though the ceiling.) YAH MONEY!!!!!!!!
Now I can fund all of the genetic engineering projects I've been talking about. Make way for dragons, Earth!
Now what? (munches on a chicken sandwich.)
*speaks in a British accent* I don't suppose you can play drums?
Yes, I can play drums, just not very well. Let me get out my alto sax. And no, I won't play elevator music. Just cheesy love songs from the 4th century B.C.
Sounds about as interesting as waiting here till they change the whole A.D. thing.
Quote from: MagmarFire on May 13, 2006, 09:02:34 AM
*speaks in a British accent* I don't suppose you can play drums?
*speaks proper english*
Ee up, like am well a gordie, like
Tappy lappy doon the pub!
I hope that what you just said isn't Shakespearian...
:-\
Nah, Shakespearian would be iambic pentameter.
if you fart in a elevator will it kill you >.> <.<
I doubt. Not unless it's mustard gas or something like that. If you want to get disgusting, I'll tell you about Big Joe. Should I?
WARING: THE STORY OF BIG JOE IS NOT FOR THE LIGHT OF STOMACH; NOT TO BE HEARD IMMEDIATELY BEFORE A MEAL, DURING A MEAL, OR IMMEDIATELY AFTER A MEAL; OR NOT IF YOU'VE BEEN TO HARD ROCK CAFE IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA AND ORDERED A BIG JOE SANDWICH!
........................ OOKKAAYY. He's scaring me!
Who is? Howl or me? If it's me, I'm only trying to give you a heads up. The story of Big Joe isn't dinner conversation.
You are scaring me.
My apologies, then.
PM the story of Big Joe to me
Please don't PM the story of Big Joe to me
Hey it sounds kind of like a sloppy joe! It's an evil,messy sandwitch with a tons of meat! It's gross! (I'm trying to be a vegiteran,so when I want to eat meat,I think of the sloppy joe!)
MEAT IS BETTER! I like meat!
I like meat, but I hate the meat industry. The animals are raised to die. :'( If I was a hunter and I killed an animal for food that would be o.k, because the animal wasn't raised to die, it just died because it was too slow and a hunter got it.
Well, whatever put food on the table.
Quote from: Aero on May 21, 2006, 09:38:15 AM
I like meat, but I hate the meat industry. The animals are raised to die. :'( If I was a hunter and I killed an animal for food that would be o.k, because the animal wasn't raised to die, it just died because it was too slow and a hunter got it.
I agree.
In medieval times in england, pigs were allowed to roam free in woodland, and when they were killed they made sure they were happy. (apparentley it got more tender meat)
You love to talk about England's history, don't you? ;D
yeah. Britain has good history.
Yes, America has horrible history. All of it is patriotism. They should talk about more, like the 1900's stuff.
Patriotism?
when I went to america, there was art.
A badly drawn house with an american flag. Apparentley it was "american folk art"
Quote from: Aero on May 21, 2006, 08:44:56 AM
Hey it sounds kind of like a sloppy joe! It's an evil,messy sandwitch with a tons of meat! It's gross! (I'm trying to be a vegiteran,so when I want to eat meat,I think of the sloppy joe!)
I'll PM you the story of Big Joe too, if you need something else to keep you vegetarian. ;D
I'm a meat eater myself, and I'm not particular about how I get it, but I'd feel better if I could hunt my own food.
Why did you come to the US, Evilbob?
I mean history, not art! I mean, all the American history ever talked about is the revolution, the War of 1812, and the Civil War, along with some blabber about the constitution (I count that as the revolution, though).
Skiing. as in "tie yourself to bits of wood and slide down a hill". I ended up watching tv for a week.
You came to America just to ski and watch TV! >:(
Just kidding. How'd you like our television? I hear you Brits love what we Americans air.
You know, I have the BBC. I only watch it on the weekends, though. I haven't watched it lately. My favorite show is cash in the attic.
Quote from: Hi no Seijin on May 21, 2006, 11:56:22 AM
You came to America just to ski and watch TV! >:(
Just kidding. How'd you like our television? I hear you Brits love what we Americans air.
I really didn't expect it to live up to all the stereotypes, but it did.
Animal planet is interesting. (mainly because its the channel with the most british stuff)
I like the history channel.
good, so you don't like reality t.v shows. I hate them. It shows how shallow people from the u.s are. If though I come from the U.s, I HATE reality t.v. I don't take joy from someone getting embarssed and crying.
I just posted one second before you. Weird. I was about to ask "Since whe did you get here?"
I doubt reality TV is real. People have a tendency to act differently if front of cameras, or so I suspect.
Well, that's true. They say that the camera adds ten pounds, too.
Shouldn't what's her name seem healthier then? Nicole something. As you can tell, I don't keep up with the paparazzi. I absolutely loathe them with a passion. I want to take them out with Evilbob's AK cat.
Or we can crush them all hahahahahahahahaha...and ha ;D
How many "ha"s was that without counting them?
dont know
And you call yourself ganon? Pathetic.
I will crush u and it was 11
Yeah, cause you counted them and you couldn't crush a fly even if it was in your hand all paralyzed and spazzing out.
U got style join my empire ill let you be supream ruler over my army ;)
I'm a free agent and I'm not for hire. 8)
ok then
Anyways, this waiting room isn't all that exciting.
....do you know what time it is, by any chance?
(http://wwe.mytopix.com/img/m/mickie_james-0.jpg) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
So it's already about that time again, huh?
Yep
(http://images.sexiest100.org/trishstratus,1.jpg)
That's......scary.
no, this is scary:
(http://uncyclopedia.org/images/d/dd/Nicecat.jpg)
an adorable little cat!
No, that's freakin awesome!!! Oh man, that's funny.
My eyes are gonna dissolve if I see that picture again... :-\
That bad, huh? ;D
Yeah. Any cat that is furless is really... :-X
Where on earth do you find this stuff?
some random place
wow that cat :o :o its like a demon
Naaahhh
or its not smart and what are we Waiting for xmas
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.................
waiting for me to beat my record on sonic 2
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i167/evilbobol/Manyrings.jpg)
that's a lotta rings!
*Snore*
god Ganon stop sleeping
Okay, wake him with the cymbals. No, no, get right up to his ears. Make room people. *percussionist starts banging the cymbals together next to Ganon's ear*
*gets foghorn and blows*
*Hits random person with hammer*
oops, wrong person
OW! GIve me that hammer! *grabs hammer and hits elevator door with it*
Why on earth did I just do that? *shrugs*
give me da hammer *hits this guy 8) upside the head*
8)- HEY THAT HURT
me: so whats your point
YAY HAMMER FIGHT!! CAN I HIT SOMEONE?!?!?!?(with an iron knickle ;D)
GIMME THAT!
Okay...STRIKE RAID! *throws hammer at Ganon and comes back like a boomerang*
No hit this guy 8)
OPEN FIRE *AK cat fires weapon at alot of random people
Que police investigation...
and dead police ;D
Lungs...bursting...from...excessive...laughter...
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Are you cracking up that much, Hi no Seijin?
*shoots at clueless here ???*
thats it! I have to join a pointless fight! (Charges magic into his hammer) EAT THIS! (strikes howl on the head)!!
HAH! read this topic!http://s8.invisionfree.com/Transcendence_Forum/index.php?showtopic=1429 (http://s8.invisionfree.com/Transcendence_Forum/index.php?showtopic=1429) we can only aspire to the all encompassing maddness of it!!
I take that as a "yes." ;)
OH, NO! Moblin invasion! EVERYONE, CHARGE! >:(
*burns Moblins to a crisp*
Grilled Moblin, anyone?
You always have to kill the bad guys, don't you? *snatches Moblin jerky* Hey, you're a good cook! ;D
Thank you. ;D
I told you, I'm a paradox. I hate bad guys, making me a good guy, but I'm evil in the way I kill them.
Hey, take all of that evil out on Tingle! Let's do it together! :D <-- Highlight me!
My sniper squirrels are trying to get rid of him now. *squirrel comes in and hands me a note* WHAT! You can't kill Tingle. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Have you tried everything? *squirrel nods* Including the nukes? *squirrel nods again* This elevator is now a Tingle Shelter. Hurry and get the other sniper squirrels, General. *squirrel hurries out and comes back with 900 million squirrels*
What do you mean they can't kill Tingle!?
Banana-eating scarabs, GO! Bring me the head of Tingle!
Seeing as how roaches can't be killed by nukes, and Tingle didn't get killed with nukes, Tingle must be a cockroach.
so MagmarFire, even if you had tingle's seavered head, he would still live.
Yeah, that's a good point... That would be ten days of pain, then.
Quote from: Zelda Veteran on May 31, 2006, 11:04:25 PM
thats it! I have to join a pointless fight! (Charges magic into his hammer) EAT THIS! (strikes howl on the head)!!
*hits Gir on the head* 8)
ive got a plan to kill tingle but it involves an empty bucket, a bucket of cement, a spider, a coconut, and a monkey wrench.
Hmm... You piqued my interest. TELL ME!
EDIT: *gets out the Keyblade and uses Magnega*
Quote from: dragon lord on June 01, 2006, 03:27:22 PM
ive got a plan to kill tingle but it involves an empty bucket, a bucket of cement, a spider, a coconut, and a monkey wrench.
Carry it into action. I'm begging you.
tell me too
no one may know until my plan is in action. ;D
Why don't you tell us? It's not like we're Tingle or anything.
He's not telling in case there is a spy. I bet you it's one of those people who haven't posted in forever. *eyes them suspiciously*
;D
I have an idea. Why doesn't he just PM it to someone with a strong army...primarily made up of squirrels with guns with zoom-in lenses...
He should.
I KNOW! ILL PM...EVILBOB!!!
Hmmm....it's too quit in this room......*Suddenly a orange tank crashes into the room* IT'S TIME TO PUT OUT THE HEAVY ARTILLARY,WHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Alright, then! FIRE! >:( *casts Firaga*
[Man, this elevator's crowded...! :-\ ]
and the capcity is only 12 people, OMG the elevators on FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANYONE KNOW ICE MAGIC!? :o
*lightbulb blinks over head* I have an idea *whistels* Sora * KH2 Sora jumps in elevator*
Sora: Yes
Me:DO AN ICE SPELL THE ELEVATORS ON FIRE
Sora:OMG THE ELEVATORS ON FIRE
Me: Ok thats it *snaps fingers and teleports everyone to a new elevator that can hold 50 people and is not flammable*
Me: did'nt know that I was a phsyic, well I was, but not anymore
Everyone: :o
Sora forgot Blizzaga ALREADY?
I knew you were going to answer next ( I was a phsyic), no, he was too busy spazzin' out
When did Sora ever spazz out about a fire... He didn't in Timless River, did he...but, then again, he was close TO the fire in the elevator... Okay, I rest my case.
hey, I wrote the post so I can do anything in it, even make Sora spazz out
Wow, you ARE psychic! ;D
I was a mind reader too
Well, that's a part of being psychic; extrasensory perception and all that.
Still, nice job overshadowing Sora! I wonder what other people would think about that...
THE WOULD SUE OFCORSE found that out with my powers
I was quite enjoying the fire. >:(
Hey, don't blame ME! :o
I'm blaming Howl. >:(
( ;D , by the way. ;D )
*sigh* May I start up another one, Hi no Seijin?
Sure. I'll join in. ;D
Alright. FIRE! *casts Firaga*
*casts Din's Fire* Stand back. *draws sword and casts Bombos* *shoots Fire Arrows everywhere*
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
YAY! FIRE! ;D
BURN! DESTROY! CONSUME EVERYTHING WITH FIRE!
OPEN FIRE WITH INCENDIARY ROUNDS!
GO, NAPALM! ;D
A-BOMBS!!!!!! ;D
VASELINE! (its flammable, you know!)
Oooohhhh, are we bringing in flammable stuff now? Then RUBBING ALCOHOL! ;D ;D ;D